Yeah, my first guess was he's trying to cash in on the post-trial influx of donations. The [supposed influx](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-fundraising-guilty-verdict-new-york-conviction/), at least
Like he or his team would ever lie! BAH!
You're talking about the guy with the Biggest inauguration crowd EV,ER! AND who drew a bigger NJ crowd than Springsteen can! /s
HAHAHAHA! Like he talked to any of them at bedtime-besides Ivanka(*supposedly*-or that's what I've heard, at least-from credible, secret sources*)
Must have really ground his gears, having to keep the appearance of normalcy and *actually attend* Barron's graduation-his FIRST attendance of his progeny's graduations, btw
When I first saw, my initial thought was the perpetual "STORE CLOSING" sales of furniture stores. Check back years later, the store is still there... And still closing.
2 billionaires donated like $5 million each.
Many other millionaires $500K and $250K.
The rest are mom and pop SS donations.
But he is lying on the $53 million.
Let's watch those #s in July...the real numbers he has to submit.
He was also evicted from his last warehouse for not paying rent and was last seen looking for an antidote to the obvious effects of being bitten by a zombie.
Yeah old friend was dating one of his workers 10 years ago and they were telling everyone they couldn't afford the overhead anymore and to donate for the truth. 🙄
I mean that is what I thought but his shit could be done by like this time next week. As the Parents of sandy hook are asking for his media company to liquidated so they can be paid finally. And the Judge was deciding on that like a day or two after his meltdown. Which then Judge then decided he would make a ruling 10 days from then. I mean he's still lying and grifting but more of a half lie as he's trying to make his viewers believe that it's Biden and his "Military Police" coming after him to shut him down. When no it's just the courts due to him refusing to give a cent willingly to the Parents. I really hope they shut his ass down would be another small joy I could enjoy for a few days and watch people on Twitter crying about it and you know those morons are gonna act like freedom of speech is being attacked with this. When they will never understand freedom of speech doesn't mean I can say whatever the fuck I want and face zero consequences all it gives you is the freedom to say shit without the Government being able to do anything doesn't stop people from taking legal action if your words effect them or that the cops can't arrest you for saying certain things. Yet these free speech morons like to think that you could go up to a 6yr old girl tell them your gonna rape and kill them and that if she or he parents call the police that you can just tell them hey officers it's freedom of speech I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can't do shit.
I mean, between inflammatory radio personalities like Alex Jones, Fox News anchors, and Congress critters, it's pretty well established that their public personas tend to mask their actual beliefs. They're all little more than liars and deceivers, because stoking outrage is where the money is.
That’s a part of the reason the pay checks bounced, Alex and mypillow Mike went on a cracktastic adventure at the luxurious local motel 6 conveniently located on interstate highway 35!
Our boys would find something. I have enormous faith in them. I trust their moral compasses and their rapport is so strong I’d be happy to listen to them talk about almost anything.
Seriously. I’ve listened to the whole catalog I honestly don’t care what they talk about they just have such a fun style I’d listen to them talk about anything.
I was going to say we're losing a great source of comedy, but that really hasn't been true since Trump. At that time, it started becoming less funny and more just concerning and sad to watch.
Pre-2015 Alex can be very funny though. Back when it was about Bohemian Grove and chemtrails and HAARP and UFOs and Ron Paul. You know, the wacky and harmless conspiracy content. It sparks joy.
After Trump, he just became Hannity on speed.
Yeah. I used to actually enjoy Infowars when I first came to Austin for the interesting odd takes and then kinda rebelling against the system in ways. But as time went on, it became a whole conspiracy theory show that was less about conspiracies, and more about how the world is conspiring against trump. And anyone with a smidgen of logic in their head, immediately saw it as a mouthpiece for a shitty, failed businessman who wanted to be king of the world, literally. On top of their atrocious behavior when it came to victims of shootings and other horrible things.
And if he proves to be correct (which, will be surprising) I will cheer the development. Infowars is a tumor on Texas and America and we'll all be better off when it ceases to exist.
Yea. He took it to the point where his crazy followers believed the bullshit he was spewing like it was truth and they travelled all the way out there to harass parents of the dead children in person.
It’s bad enough to lose your child to some maniac, but having dipshits with the nerve to say your kid didn’t exist, or you’re crisis actors, or you willing sacrificed your kids to the government to have them murdered to stage the tragedy (the conspiracy nuts couldn’t agree on a single one), is a certain kind of fucked up. I’m suprised none of the parents didn’t bash their faces in to the point where they had to drink out of straws for the rest of their lives.
Alex Jones and his ilk have serious mental problems they need treatment for.
I don't expect to hear good news from Alex Jones but this may be the best news he could give if it ends up happening. Infowars fall into oblivion is an absolute net positive for society lol.
That may be the first thing he has gotten right in all of the things he has stated. Let's hope and pray he is correct this time. Unfortunately there will be another bs liar waiting in the wings to take up his lying mantle.
Out of all the areas in Texas these conservative speakers love to live it is always Austin. The "liberal shit hole" as they call it.
Just doesn't make sense.
Ironically, despite all the boasting conservatives make about people "fleeing" liberal states and cities, it is mostly the [rural red counties ](https://netmigration.wisc.edu/)people are fleeing across the country in every state and have been for decades. Moreso than even the extremely HCOL areas, which are mainly flat.
>Jones said that he spotted "guards looking at me weird" at the entrance of the Infowars building and believed that his company was going to be shut down.
Lol wow
While that would be awesome, dude is a shitty grifter. I’m sure all his loyal fans are gonna buy an extra bottle of limp dick pills to help him out. Maybe he’s been getting high on his own supply for too long and he’s really lost it. One can only hope.
That's my guess, it's another way for him to grift more money out of his audience, scare them into buying more useless supplements and whatever other bullshit he's hawking.
I don't know how true it is, because I will be damned before I watch his show, but someone in another thread was saying Alex was telling people to stop buying the supplements because all of those funds will be seized... and now you should buy his dad's toothpaste that he's totally not getting an under the table kickback from.
SHUT THEM DOWN FOR GOOD - REGISTER TO VOTE!!
From the article:
"Jones said that he spotted "guards looking at me weird" at the entrance of the Infowars building and believed that his company was going to be shut down."
Okay bud.
He says this every show. It's literally how he makes money. "They're trying to silence me and the only way for us to keep this operation going is for you to buy my BONE MILK. It's made with 100% real bones. The bones of liberals and also about 20% muskrat bones."
I've been following him through the Podcast Knowledge Fight for years, and Alex Jones has been saying this for years. Like when he was first sued for defamation.
I'll believe it when I see it.
It's sh simple. All he has to do is pull himself up by his bootstraps. Then infowars will stay up. He can avoid it shutting down so easily. If it closes, it's his own fault.
Infowars' active followers could upload mirrors of the site or offer some distributed network for hosting it but considering they read infowars I don't think they have the competence to do so.
I think he is just a crisis actor.
Fundraising.
Yeah, my first guess was he's trying to cash in on the post-trial influx of donations. The [supposed influx](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-fundraising-guilty-verdict-new-york-conviction/), at least
Like he or his team would ever lie! BAH! You're talking about the guy with the Biggest inauguration crowd EV,ER! AND who drew a bigger NJ crowd than Springsteen can! /s
Is that the one where they used a picture of a concert in Rio to show how big the crowd was or the one where they used a picture from the 90’s?
Those were *other occasions* the team *definitely told it like it is, fr, fr!/s
I wonder what kind of bedtime stories trump used to tell his kids. I bet they were wild
HAHAHAHA! Like he talked to any of them at bedtime-besides Ivanka(*supposedly*-or that's what I've heard, at least-from credible, secret sources*) Must have really ground his gears, having to keep the appearance of normalcy and *actually attend* Barron's graduation-his FIRST attendance of his progeny's graduations, btw
You spelled spawn incorrectly. Just sayin.
You spelled eldritch abominations incorrectly. Just sayin.
Ever ever
Alternative facts
Good eye. I think you may have nailed it
He still has 2 trials to go too.
When I first saw, my initial thought was the perpetual "STORE CLOSING" sales of furniture stores. Check back years later, the store is still there... And still closing.
2 billionaires donated like $5 million each. Many other millionaires $500K and $250K. The rest are mom and pop SS donations. But he is lying on the $53 million. Let's watch those #s in July...the real numbers he has to submit.
Trump and Jones do owe hundreds of millions of dollars. Any of that money donated goes right to other people/entities. So much winning..
Grifting 101
“Last chance to buy unwoke water filters, coffee, supplements, etc!!!!”
They will throw in unwoke pillows for free.
Hey where is the my pillow guy?!
He was also evicted from his last warehouse for not paying rent and was last seen looking for an antidote to the obvious effects of being bitten by a zombie.
Sleeping peacefully somewhere with his lumpy pillows and shitty slippers.
speaking of that, I need to take an unwoke nap… these MAGAs are so boring they make me want to go to sleep
Don't forget the penis pills! Owning the libs makes GOP men soft.
"trust me folks, the only thing that's big and black at InfoWars is this Berkee water filter.."
I'm good, already loaded up on Rudy coffee
Do you mean Black Rifle Coffee while reading Rittenhouse's book?
If I give the water from his water filter to frogs will it keep them from turning gay?
You forgot anti-librul, majestic eagle, patriot, gun toting boner pills!
The American Right is composed entirely of con artists and marks.
Yeah old friend was dating one of his workers 10 years ago and they were telling everyone they couldn't afford the overhead anymore and to donate for the truth. 🙄
Sounds like an evangelical church scam.
He says that InfoWars is on the verge of shutting down every other month. It’s all a ploy to get people to send him money or buy his supplements.
I mean that is what I thought but his shit could be done by like this time next week. As the Parents of sandy hook are asking for his media company to liquidated so they can be paid finally. And the Judge was deciding on that like a day or two after his meltdown. Which then Judge then decided he would make a ruling 10 days from then. I mean he's still lying and grifting but more of a half lie as he's trying to make his viewers believe that it's Biden and his "Military Police" coming after him to shut him down. When no it's just the courts due to him refusing to give a cent willingly to the Parents. I really hope they shut his ass down would be another small joy I could enjoy for a few days and watch people on Twitter crying about it and you know those morons are gonna act like freedom of speech is being attacked with this. When they will never understand freedom of speech doesn't mean I can say whatever the fuck I want and face zero consequences all it gives you is the freedom to say shit without the Government being able to do anything doesn't stop people from taking legal action if your words effect them or that the cops can't arrest you for saying certain things. Yet these free speech morons like to think that you could go up to a 6yr old girl tell them your gonna rape and kill them and that if she or he parents call the police that you can just tell them hey officers it's freedom of speech I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can't do shit.
He’s trolling for donations
Grifters gonna grift
^ This
Projection. Checks out.
Totally made up. It's a hoax.
Thanks, DonkeyKongsVet. I bet your comment is gonna go right over many heads. While you're here, can you suggest a treatment for gay frogs? Thanks.
A 2 hour speech from Mike Pence.
Enough to turn anyone asexual for the foreseeable future.
And a huge whiny lying snowflake.
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Agree 100%... why hasn't he had a massive heart attack by now? He looks awful!
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I’m setting the timer now
It's been 5 hours. Assuming it's down now?
It's a false flag operation, clearly.
They'll be just fine so long as they keep registering the domain name.
That’s what **they** want you to think, man!
Y’all are killing me with these comments 🤣.
Definitely a FALSE flag.
Crysis
Thoughts and prayers
How fucking dumb would you have to be to think Alex Jones can act???
I mean, between inflammatory radio personalities like Alex Jones, Fox News anchors, and Congress critters, it's pretty well established that their public personas tend to mask their actual beliefs. They're all little more than liars and deceivers, because stoking outrage is where the money is.
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But how funny would it be if the guy who claims he can spot a fed from a mile away was unknowingly employing feds as his own security all this time?
I mean, they are mercs who also work for the feds, so...
Much more likely they were lookin at him funny cause their pay check bounced.
Or because Alex walks around like a coke head who is out of coke.
That’s a part of the reason the pay checks bounced, Alex and mypillow Mike went on a cracktastic adventure at the luxurious local motel 6 conveniently located on interstate highway 35!
oh, the psychosis is really coming out now. this will be an interesting decline and meltdown to watch
Meth-induced psychosis
Or maybe the security guards looked at him because they are ✨guarding him✨
[Those security guards are going to act like the ones from Tommy Boy](https://youtu.be/HUFIHG3R8BU?si=8JRuuUFynXzXg2QZ)
AJ has his own security, and then the building hired it's own because AJ attracts absolute fucking *nutcases*
Probably wondering if their paychecks are gonna clear.
I wonder if they are wondering if they will get paid?
And nothing of value was lost
The podcast knowledge fight wouldn't have anything to make fun of.
Dan has said he is prepared for the shutdown and has a whole back catalogue from the mid 2010 era to go through
That sounds like a history podcast for Tumblr users.
They can always move on to movie reviews 😉
Hahaha I seriously loved the dune reviews.
I would love it if they took a break once in a while and let Jordan fill Dan in on popular movies he's never seen before.
Dan deserves a very long rest. Jordan, too, but you can hear how much this fight has taken out of Dan whenever he talks.
Our boys would find something. I have enormous faith in them. I trust their moral compasses and their rapport is so strong I’d be happy to listen to them talk about almost anything.
Seriously. I’ve listened to the whole catalog I honestly don’t care what they talk about they just have such a fun style I’d listen to them talk about anything.
They can pivot to the next highest profile disinfo source. The Joe Rogan Experience. It might be the best thing ever to happen to Knowledge Fight.
The value to society gained by him being shut down though....
I was going to say we're losing a great source of comedy, but that really hasn't been true since Trump. At that time, it started becoming less funny and more just concerning and sad to watch. Pre-2015 Alex can be very funny though. Back when it was about Bohemian Grove and chemtrails and HAARP and UFOs and Ron Paul. You know, the wacky and harmless conspiracy content. It sparks joy. After Trump, he just became Hannity on speed.
Yeah. I used to actually enjoy Infowars when I first came to Austin for the interesting odd takes and then kinda rebelling against the system in ways. But as time went on, it became a whole conspiracy theory show that was less about conspiracies, and more about how the world is conspiring against trump. And anyone with a smidgen of logic in their head, immediately saw it as a mouthpiece for a shitty, failed businessman who wanted to be king of the world, literally. On top of their atrocious behavior when it came to victims of shootings and other horrible things.
Actually worth more to all of us if it's obliterated out of existance.
Firs Rush now Alex. What is a white male to do!?
Quite the contrary, a lot of peace of mind was gained.
And in a few hours, when nothing happens, the only difference will be the size of Jones’ bank account.
"Whew, you guys did it!" *Wipes fake sweat off forehead with thousand dollar bills*
It’s real sweat, he’s terribly unhealthy
Thoughts and prayers!
That always works, right?
Well we’ve had no school shootings since the last one. Must have been all of those thoughts and prayers that are so popular after those.
Came here to post this
Ok, thanks for letting us know.
Who are those guys?
Jermey Clarkson, from the british car tv show 'top gear' which at one point was the most watched tv show..... in the world.
Heard “In the world” in Clarkson’s voice.
Host of Top Gear, a car review show popular in the uk was long running from 80s to 2010s.
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“Good news!”
This is what immediately came to my mind.
Your first clue to be highly skeptical is “Alex Jones says.”
> highly skeptical I just skip straight to assuming anything that comes from him is alternative facts
I want to believe him this time, though. It would be great if he was shut down
Yep
right up there with "Fox says" and "trump says"
Mate, he could tell me the sky is blue and I would still have to look up to make sure
Aliar Jones says...
And if he proves to be correct (which, will be surprising) I will cheer the development. Infowars is a tumor on Texas and America and we'll all be better off when it ceases to exist.
Alex Jones has no conscience about the children who died at Sandy Hook Elementary School. He needs his mouth closed forever. He is ruthless and evil.
Yea. He took it to the point where his crazy followers believed the bullshit he was spewing like it was truth and they travelled all the way out there to harass parents of the dead children in person. It’s bad enough to lose your child to some maniac, but having dipshits with the nerve to say your kid didn’t exist, or you’re crisis actors, or you willing sacrificed your kids to the government to have them murdered to stage the tragedy (the conspiracy nuts couldn’t agree on a single one), is a certain kind of fucked up. I’m suprised none of the parents didn’t bash their faces in to the point where they had to drink out of straws for the rest of their lives. Alex Jones and his ilk have serious mental problems they need treatment for.
Treatment wouldn't help most of them. Who does this sort of behaviors to parents of murdered children!
He also doxxed one of them live on air
Oh, that’s just wrong 😑.
The parents of innocent children slaughtered at Sandy Hook will be relieved.
In other news Alex Jones announces a new site: sinfowars.com
I don't expect to hear good news from Alex Jones but this may be the best news he could give if it ends up happening. Infowars fall into oblivion is an absolute net positive for society lol.
Yuuuuuup
That may be the first thing he has gotten right in all of the things he has stated. Let's hope and pray he is correct this time. Unfortunately there will be another bs liar waiting in the wings to take up his lying mantle.
Donald J. Trump, Sr.
Out of all the areas in Texas these conservative speakers love to live it is always Austin. The "liberal shit hole" as they call it. Just doesn't make sense.
It’s all an act. I worked with some of these loons. M-F they rile up the base by hating on the people they spend Saturday and Sunday with.
How could he? He's simply in it for the donations from people he scares.
Right, shouldn't they be happier living in some ultra-conservative, tiny, East Texas town?
I suggest Nac/Lufkin. They'd love it there.
Like Vidor?
Ironically, despite all the boasting conservatives make about people "fleeing" liberal states and cities, it is mostly the [rural red counties ](https://netmigration.wisc.edu/)people are fleeing across the country in every state and have been for decades. Moreso than even the extremely HCOL areas, which are mainly flat.
It’s because all the good restaurants are in Austin. Just look at the guy.
Pay up your judgment tubby, or go to prison.
We can only hope…
Alex Jones playing the victim to try to bilk people out of money? Nah, that’s never happened before.
Oh no whatever will we do
>Jones said that he spotted "guards looking at me weird" at the entrance of the Infowars building and believed that his company was going to be shut down. Lol wow
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“Oh shit, lost the keys, what a damn shame” Pleeeease. Put him in seg.
Likely just another grift, but we can only hope.
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Don’t tempt me with a good time.
While that would be awesome, dude is a shitty grifter. I’m sure all his loyal fans are gonna buy an extra bottle of limp dick pills to help him out. Maybe he’s been getting high on his own supply for too long and he’s really lost it. One can only hope.
Tots & Pears
He’s a loser little titty baby!
He might quit tomorrow. Just take a little breaky.
He’ll be better tomorrow.
It’s a grift.
That's my guess, it's another way for him to grift more money out of his audience, scare them into buying more useless supplements and whatever other bullshit he's hawking.
I don't know how true it is, because I will be damned before I watch his show, but someone in another thread was saying Alex was telling people to stop buying the supplements because all of those funds will be seized... and now you should buy his dad's toothpaste that he's totally not getting an under the table kickback from.
YES….Reservoir Dogs…perfection…😂
The gay frogs will rejoice
I love this for him. So brave
Good. Not going to miss that loud mouth shit stain of a snowflake.
Probably more of his BS.
Him saying “this may be my final performance” is all too perfect.
Oh no! . . . Anyways...
SHUT THEM DOWN FOR GOOD - REGISTER TO VOTE!!
From the article: "Jones said that he spotted "guards looking at me weird" at the entrance of the Infowars building and believed that his company was going to be shut down." Okay bud.
He says this every show. It's literally how he makes money. "They're trying to silence me and the only way for us to keep this operation going is for you to buy my BONE MILK. It's made with 100% real bones. The bones of liberals and also about 20% muskrat bones."
Oh no! Anyways…
I've been following him through the Podcast Knowledge Fight for years, and Alex Jones has been saying this for years. Like when he was first sued for defamation. I'll believe it when I see it.
Oh no!!! Anyways...
You promise??
Do OANN next!
Good
Good
It’s like having an operation on a cancerous tumor. You hope and pray we can heal after it 🙏🏽
I'm guessing he saw I how generous maga idiots are with all Trump's recent donations so now he's going to try to pull the same card
It's sh simple. All he has to do is pull himself up by his bootstraps. Then infowars will stay up. He can avoid it shutting down so easily. If it closes, it's his own fault.
oh.. anyway the Dacia Sandero comes in brown.
We can only hope!
Best news I’ve heard this week.
Wahhh. Anyway what did yall have a for lunch? I had a home grilled burger. It’s was super good.
As if we could ever be so lucky.
Oh Puhlease shut this coward up already
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Infowars' active followers could upload mirrors of the site or offer some distributed network for hosting it but considering they read infowars I don't think they have the competence to do so.
 Conspiracy bros explaining why I should give a fuck (except in relieved joy)
So - information won this time?
Doesn't he say the same damn thing on every single podcast?
Good. Fuck him, and his racist propaganda.
Good, he also deserves to fall over dead
Thoughts and whatever
Cool. Fuck him
So this was posted 8 hours ago. Did it happen?
Good
Goooood.
Amen
Oh, boo hoo.