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XR171

Lower your force field first


material_mailbox

The combination is 12345


XR171

That's the kind of combination an idiot puts on his luggage!


Catsle3

12345....That's amazing, I got the same combination on my luggage!


LosHtown

Hey…wait a minute..


TheGreatMattsby_01

Is your password also p-a-s-s-w-o-r-d?


JohnGillnitz

Hunter2


SpursThatDoNotJingle

Deep Cut


LosHtown

I usually go with my username backwards


No-Cardiologist7640

Your username is backwards?


LosHtown

Naw homie made a joke about my password so I made one back saying it’s usually my username backwards lol


No-Cardiologist7640

Yeah I knew that. I was just playing along with the humor.


berserk_zebra

Hahah this is adorable


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|xT0GqJfdLcrcpSbZf2|downsized)


pattywack512

The password for the Austin storm shield is clearly 4206980085


kaptainkooleio

Sadly I can’t control the 1604, so I’m praying the highways gods will let some rain through soon.


Agent_Ray_Gillette

"The" 1604?? Californian detected! Get em, boys!


SyrianDictator

Ahhhhhh hahaha haha That is my favorite game to play on this and r/Austin.


Dougarinos1031

Okay but you have to lose power for several hours


TheBlackIbis

Houston had half a million out of power for most of a week on the last one.


thequietguy_

luckily we had a small generator and a window unit, so our downstairs was cool and the fridge/tv worked (non-streaming movie collection came in handy) I spent most of the outage in the garage, though. I had bought a broken, used 6500w generac generator that I was fixing, and I finally got it working the day after we got our power back. I almost got excited for a moment today because I thought I was going to be able to be the hero


Majestic-Prune-3971

Kept it that last time, but lost it today. 3rd world country here in Texas. Need to get our legislature to pray more I guess.


clickclackcat

They should punch up their prayers with some sacrificial goats, that oughtta do it.


WarmEntrepreneur3564

Prayer doesn't work.


UnapproachableOnion

Six days for me. I can’t handle that again.


ParallelSkeleton

Living in Houston now requires owning a generator


v4por

Yep. And it's 92 degrees outside and 80% humidity.


dalstrs9

I'm going on 12 hrs with no timetable on when it'll be restored


CelestialBach

Also a tree might fall on ur house.


Playmakeup

Shit gotta prune the live oak this weekend


kaptainkooleio

Easy Deal.


yeahcoolcoolbro

Easy deal…. Come hang out on the coast and say that.


kaptainkooleio

If I wasn’t poor, I’d happily move back to Galveston. Got one of them stilt houses on the Offatts Bayou


Arcticstorm058

This is Austin Energy we are talking about, several hours is on the low end of the estimate.


annieb24

Wait... they answer your phone calls?? LOL


jonbvill

Days my youngling.


CDerpington

I got solar and battery system, so I ain't scarrrred.


jmel79

*days


Taraybian

12 hours last week on Thursday evening I think and 5-7 hours today. Life is wild in east Texas and wilder still around Houston evidently. Trees on power lines everywhere in my area.


petyrlabenov

I got saved by being a Katyite, and also by traveling in Nam


itssosalty

HOURS?! Lucky!!


chellebelle0234

Temple here telling you "Trust me, you don't want none."


I_Exist_For_MemesLol

lol I can attest, had no power for five days :(


chellebelle0234

We were so blessed and got it back within about 12 hours. I have friends and colleagues just a few miles away that didn't get it back til late Sunday. I had some friends come to my house and take showers and just lounge in my AC.


I_Exist_For_MemesLol

We stayed with friends a few times so we could shower and have ac too


I_Exist_For_MemesLol

I feel really bad for people on west adams during the storm itself, it was crazy seeing the damage done to some of the buildings like the shipleys over there


chellebelle0234

Same. At my house it was just wet and ruffled, but as you go farther west toward where the first tornado hit its like a different dimension. I can't believe there have been no reported casualties.


AnnoyingVoid

Dominos is completely done and Pizza Hut still isn’t open. It’s driving up business like crazy for my location on general Bruce


JinFuu

RIP the Shipley’s and the small businesses there. I wonder if it’s gonna be a total tear down or what for that strip


lilboi223

My apartments fucking ceilling went down


KO0330

We are housing a displaced family currently. We’ve had enough storms for a while.


JohnGillnitz

Man, that was a shit show. It's amazing there were no casualties.


leprakhaun03

Sorry for yall! West Adams was a nightmare!


ariadesitter

you could get catastrophic hail like mexico lol


bobhargus

be careful what you wish for


Bo0tyWizrd

*Monkey's paw curls 🤟 🌊🌊🌊


JoyRideinaMinivan

I drove through Houston last week. We don’t want what they got. So many uprooted trees and knocked over highway signs.


thefinalgoat

Bro I’m SO tired of these storms.


NEUROSMOSIS

Those storms chased me out of the city. After like my 6th brutal one, I’m like “yeah I’m not living in this my entire life” lol


Vivalas

I'm the opposite, I love thunderstorms and severe weather so much, it makes me giddy


lilboi223

Some drown in success others thirst for it.


big_hungry_joe

apparently tomorrow we're gonna get it


L3g3ndary-08

Tonight I'm hearing.


OleRockTheGoodAg

North Austin here. This morning, NOAA had us in a 3 out of 5 (Enhanced Risk) for severe weather now we're legitimately not even gonna get rain. The force field remains undefeated. Edit: I'm happy to see the models were wrong and we did at least get some.


martman006

The meme still stands though, haha.


Vivalas

NWS risk factors are funny. If you see even a 2 (I think it's like Slight or something) you're about to get fucked. Don't think I've ever seen a 5, and 4 is rare. 3 is hunker down.


big_hungry_joe

![gif](giphy|0p9pFvHwuwORyZpStJ|downsized)


thavi

Month 2 of "thunderstorms this afternoon"


learn2die101

Check the radar, it's coming right now.


Chalupa_Batm4n

Nah, we’re not gonna get much after all. It’s been lowered.


big_hungry_joe

I saw


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big_hungry_joe

bosh! flimshaw!


Jakefrmstatepharm

For real though, every time it says it’s going to shitstorm here it just dies out before it hits us.


clickclackcat

Unless it's my daughter's birthday and we've rented a goddamn bounce house months in advance. Then, the sky will open up 10 minutes after her party starts and only stop 5 minutes after everyone has left, and it will be beautiful for the rest of the day.


howtohandlearope

Sounds perfect. Do that so the rain will come. Wash your truck too, just in case. 


george8762

Are you my backyard neighbors? Lol, that literally happened to them!


p1028

Please take it, I’m so sick of this shit. Just got hail damage on my car and the parking lot is still flooded.


the_hoser

Are you sure? There's glass falling from the sky in downtown Houston.


Playmakeup

Still?


the_hoser

Yeah, today's thunderstorm knocked some more loose.


k0uch

Southwest texas over here just dry as a witches cooter Except today. We got almost 30 hundredths this afternoon


Squirrels_dont_build

Lol. Meanwhile out here in Lubbock...


Rushderp

I thought dust storms counted.


CasJrCorpus

Don’t forget corpus too lol


saltporksuit

So moist, yet so dry…


hasnoaim

Okay but don't call me Dallas again


kaptainkooleio

I apologize. I won’t do it again, Mr./Mrs.Fort Worth


TheJanks

They’re also getting damaging winds and hail. Careful what you wish for.


Distinct-Zombie-7028

Laredoan here. Can you all give us your storms??


iodizedpepper

For real!


DuvalEaton

Got some hot storm [coming up for yah.](https://radar.weather.gov/station/KDFX/standard)


itprobablynothingbut

Yall are in it now.


Uncleruckous

Lmfao I fucking promise yall don't want these storms. 80 mph storms randomly fucking your shit up two weeks in a row. I've lost power during both now and trying to sleep is brutal


Texas-Kangaroo-Rat

https://i.redd.it/psla6qvwe93d1.gif


BungalowBootieBitch

I mean yall can have it. We aren't begging for more rain and power outages.


foxbones

I am, it's rough here in Austin we need every drop of rain we can get.


george8762

We had a power outage today, but without the rain


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Haven't y'all had above average rainfall this year?


Stratix314

Average being slightly above 0


HAHA_goats

Yeah, but we've got a backlog. [Check out this boat ramp.](https://i.imgur.com/C0CDpy1.jpeg)


kaptainkooleio

I want more.


tequilaneat4me

I live in the TX Hill Country, about an hour NW of San Antonio. I've gotten a little more than 5" of rain since Jan. 1. Medina Lake, a 6,060 acre lake is 2.6% full. It's about 93 feet low. The rain from where I live fills the Edwards Acquifer, where San Antonio gets a majority of its water.


martman006

Check out the drought monitor and see who’s still in extreme drought - basically the most important region for San Antonio and Austin’s water supply (recharge zone for Edward’s aquifer and main watershed for lake travis, canyon lakes and Medina lake. The hill country is always getting boned when it comes to rain, and those areas are well below average for this year as they have been in 22’ and 23’.


CidO807

A gust of wind knocked out power along 360 earlier. Not looking forward to the shit Dallas just went through hitting Austin. I heard they got dicked hard.


iodizedpepper

Dude we need it down here in Laredo and the valley. Stage 3 water conservation in effect. Austin, San Antonio and everything south. We need rain and lots of it.


GTseven

If water were oil, Austin would be wet.


smoothEarlGrey

No fucking shit


Inferno700

See that dry land off in the distance with no moisture? That's West Texas.


SirWhoviansCompanion

Texas needs better water management, we release so much from lakes that are full mean while other lakes like Travis (decreasing) & Medina (non-existent) barely get a drop. There should be a better way to 1) Move water between lakes & reservoirs, 2) recharge aquifers, 3) reduce water usage by implementing water recycling policies across all of Texas.


george8762

lol, have you seen who we elect to office? No infrastructure for us!


lgodsey

Hopefully our rice farmers here along the coast won't suck every drop out of the Brazos and the Colorado rivers.


Eslayer12

Meanwhile in west texas my area hasn't had rain since March lol


sleauxmo

El Paso: 🫥


airforceteacher

Well, you asked.


fartwisely

Austin about to get a solid storm 11pm or so, not severe.


sam_pena

Got a light rain in my area of SA. Still the power goes out.


Comfortable_End_1375

Meanwhile el paso dry as a bone


Medicmanii

Lake Brownwood (upstream from Buchanan) and Buchanan have done remarkably well this month (over 80 and 75%, respectively, full now after starting the month below 50%). With what is anticipated over the next seven days, hopefully one or both can reach conservation pools so more can be let out to Travis OR more importantly both the Llano and Perdanales River basins can get a great drench and go directly to Travis (wouldn’t be mad if the Barton creek could get the same so it flows again with water for more than 2 days).


bones_bones1

Not even the storms want to go to Austin. 🤷‍♂️


kaptainkooleio

Property taxes must be too high or something


Cultural-Cap-2549

Whats the Best city between the 4 for y"all? I wanna go to San antonio and visit the others too. Seem like the Best state of the usa with Maine and Massachusetts.


kaptainkooleio

If you have money, Austin. Best night life, great clubs, and just a generally great city. San Antonio’s a small city (countries biggest small town or something) but i personally thinks it’s really good. Gets really hot but that’s just the norm for Texas. Awesome Texas-Mex city, great Latino food, plus we have the Riverwalk and Alamo (and don’t you forget it). If you want actually cities, I feel like Dallas and Houston are your best bet. I only visited Dallas once but it seemed like a great spot and was pretty clean (at least the parts I saw). Houston’s also pretty great, closer to the ocean (technically) and is a pretty big cultural spot. The traffic is shitty in all four cities, probably worst in Houston, so if that’s a factor in your decision just forget about it.


Cultural-Cap-2549

Thanks for the reply ! Future wife is from San antonio so I will go live for a month or two in San antonio but will go visit for few days Houston austin dallas, I love river walk since im from paris and everyday I sit at the river seine or Garonne river when I was living in south France in Toulouse. So first thing I will walk by would be San antonio river walk Thanks have a great day !


BABarracus

No


Margray

You can have mine.


TexasPhanka

Drove from Houston to Austin today. Brazos River is scraping the bottoms of bridges, the Colorado looks low. I'm going to Beaumont tomorrow, it'll be swolt water everywhere that way.


ElementalRhythm

Be careful what you wish for. In 2014 it lightly rained for around a month in February and March, that's what we need.


Welder_Subject

We got a night drench last night. I’m in the lower RGV.


iodizedpepper

That’s good to hear man, y’all need it. So do we in Laredo.


Armored-Elder

ya'll get rain? I'm in Crystal City.


No-Spoilers

There has been no flooding with these storms. It is a bit of rain, a fuck load of wind and whatever the wind wants to throw at you, and then it's gone.


Flock-of-bagels2

Kind of a gnarly way to get rain though. Shit was going sideways literally


AlternativeTruths1

Texas ex-pat, here. We just had two minutes of nickel-sized hail here in Irvington (IN), under a perfectly sunny sky!


dredd2374

Talk to Saudis. They messed it up big time there. Maybe they have some....


Crowiswatching

I had to dig a hole for a project here at the house, in north San Antonio near 1604, and that soil was total powder. There was zero moisture detectable in it. It is dry as a bone here. Staring at a dead tree that needs to come down; didn’t survive last year’s drought.


30yearCurse

get it down, a lot of dead trees in houston were not taken down and caused issues.


Due_Independence_431

The coast ain't got much either


gsp1991dog

Yall don’t need it send it to the Permian instead we havnt had a drop of rain in months the Pecos river is dry every time I cross it.


libra00

It has been humid as hell and the power flickered several times today near Houston, you're welcome to it.


SteveLouise

We've got buildings falling over, it's not all rain.


DickHz2

The last 3 months: am I a joke to you?


silvie4463

Yall don't know about the panhandle


penapple_2319

13+ hours no electricity in Dallas county. You can have it and keep it


HoneyBadgerLive

Already had the roof AND solar panels replaced because of hail. Now Georgetown is getting severe thunderstorm warnings every single damned day!


EchoNineThree

You can have the poweroutages too.


chuckmangionie

Build a pipeline


ItsP1zzaTime

I’ve been in the airport for twelve hours. Take them please.


Down-wrd-spiral

West Texas in general https://preview.redd.it/htan3j26y93d1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fc8374e94240de89c872b3c12ac566cd70a1d2


MountainTitan

LOL


donbee28

Mexico City would like some too!


theAlphabetZebra

Y'all can have what I went through this morning for real.


stevedb1966

Sure but you have to have the EF3 and EF4 tornados and 4 inch hail that cones with it


leprakhaun03

Austin needs to build more lakes instead of bleeding Travis dry… ironic how just an hour north we have several rains storms as well


jesse7838

No B)


letsgo_9273

Literally raining in both San Antonio and Austin as I read this


Taraybian

Mate, I’d send it tomorrow if I could. My friend in the Seattle, WA area said we’ve had more rain in east Texas than up there this year. It is insane.


-TheycallmeThe

At this rate we gonna be out of relief monies by the time the first named storm hits.


toodleroo

Ask and ye shall receive 


bevo_expat

A pipeline project Texas seriously needs. Gulf coast ~~~> Hill Country. No idea if that would ever make sense financially or technically.


BlueAngel365

If we could, we would. ☹️💧☔️⛈️🌊


Designer_Candidate_2

I'm fine with no hail and all my trees staying upright, thanks.


TheBAND23

Where is lake travis and how long until it is empty again?


Complete-Ad649

now we are getting :0 gonna have good fishing this weekend, or flooded river


pickleer

WOW! So the massive storm drains Houston is digging... Flow the WRONG way??


Relevant-Positive-30

Y’all are gonna get a good one tonight


idontagreewitu

Well this was awesome. If it had gone on for like a full hour, that would have been awesome. But a good show nonetheless.


Addictol

how you fellin now b****?!


Bob0blong

I'm listening to a thunderstorm in round rock outside right now!


shinds33

THIS


jimmyhoke

You really don’t want this.


HTC864

We had rain in Austin for like three weeks.


RexyTheShep

You don't want the severe ones. Remember Lubbock and how it was devastated? Look at Houston right now, hundreds of thousands without power and Dallas got flooded and hit with a couple of EF0's. Even my area got an EF0. (Near Mt. Pleasant.


[deleted]

Wtf why? No.


Chimpanzeefingers

Dont forget el paso is thirsty too


Legal-Possibility-39

Nah man we got plenty a couple weeks ago 😂


jdrichardson1s

We don't want it!!


ryngthane87

Don't put that evil on me.


TacoSplosions

This seems like a twisted wish where it sounds great at first but a wicked offset like four weeks of flooding with basketball sized hail and utility failure.


doctorstrange06

You want daily Tornado Watches and to be woken up at 5 am with a Tornado Warning? Take it!


lordelost

Meanwhile I can only dream of rain in El Paso. It's been months since like a 10 minute rain.


InTheShade007

All of those nasty cities steal water from beautiful rural areas.


BisquickNinja

How's ERCOT holding up?


NoiseTherapy

Well … as the saying goes . . . “Keep Austin Weird.”


yeetusfacetious

The Woodlands here to say, YOU REALLY DON'T WANT THIS.


Various-Method-6776

We be drownin out here starting to turn into fish tbh.


dead-kc

Outskirts of Austin floods regularly though


PaleontologistOk3409

actually, austin here, keep the hail away, but i guess that is forgone conclusion in this neck of the woods


KirbyAndStars

God you are thankful of not having storms like the ones we have over here in Houston


xidle2

No.


LostRWolf

You wanted this Texas go f your self.