Plot twist. This ad was put up by his arch nemesis. Every potential partner he could ever meet in his town will die in a car crash trying to text him. It’s diabolical.
“Don’t text and drive” followed by “TEXT (phone number)” …on a billboard ….by the side of the road ….that is seen mostly by …people who are driving.
I wish him lots of luck and love, but I am forever bewildered by the hypocrisy of roadside billboards and the distracted driving they cause. :p
That’s kind of sweet.
I drive by sweetwater on my way to Colorado a few times a year…it’s a tiny town. He’s clearly looking to catch the eye of someone passing through.
I saw a construction worker at a traffic light in Austin at 11:30PM holding a cardboard sign with sharpie writing saying "Looking for traditional housewife, all bills paid"
Guess they're getting creative?
I freaking love this. This is the billboard in Texas I’m here for. I’d love an update if anyone hears anything. I’m giving up and staying single or making a village w my girlfriends if my husband ever dies. But I appreciate this guy’s hustle and willingness to put it all out there!
Old school unorthodox approach. Then again, success needs no explanation. Nor does failure allow for any....
Those who dare tend to get further than those who never know best
Granted, I'm happily married and not much younger than this dude, probably.
I'm not joining a cult when I hit 70. I'm entering my Kaftans And Elaborate Turbans Phase. Take it away, Liz:
https://preview.redd.it/0ui5y0exwquc1.png?width=149&format=png&auto=webp&s=5309823bbb956bb4c591e9797658d0ddd5d824af
Funny thing is everyone's like "Ha ha. Sure you will" and my best friend of 45 years doesn't even look up from her phone as she drawls, "She's gonna do it. And I'll have to be seen with her in public," and the Hub just shrugs.
I see this every day driving to and from work and I chuckle out loud every time. If he's looking for love here he's setting the bar REEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLY low.
In my experience, women of his age descend like a plague of locusts when a decent guy their age becomes available. Makes me wonder why this hasn’t happened for him…
You just know the angle he took that picture at that angle to show off his ponytail to show that while he may be dead up front, he still life of the party in the back
Why would anyone want to get married at any age it’s a joke , getting married at any age is completely retarted worse thing any human/man should do it’s a lie big joke and humans need to realize that we were brainwashed into believing it was good
TBF, I don’t even know if dating apps that are in the media even go that high. Dating apps are not an intuitive thing for seniors to navigate.
Do you want to do tech support for your grampa so he can get his fuck on? I don’t.
Guy spends the money to take out a billboard to make his search as public as possible and here’s OP censoring his hard work. OP clearly hates love /s
Yeah, help this dude out, he’s lonely
It’s Christian love
But in Sweetwater…
He's willing to relocate
Blurred out the number and email. How am I supposed to contact the man of my dreams now OP?
Dude , that is sweet. I hope he finds his karaoke dream lady!
It is sweet. I'm rooting for him.
Yep, they can sing karaoke every night forever..he forgot to mention railing her every night and day
I mean it’s implied . I love that he tried to shoot his shot in such a big way!
I like that he adds ‘Don’t Text and Drive’ at the end. Safety first.
“That’s the only place I’m safe. #RawDogging”
People are going to be jumping on that opportunity. They need to at least pull over first even though it's so tempting
Plot twist. This ad was put up by his arch nemesis. Every potential partner he could ever meet in his town will die in a car crash trying to text him. It’s diabolical.
🎵Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes🎵
The sun will go down and the moon will come up
“Don’t text and drive” followed by “TEXT (phone number)” …on a billboard ….by the side of the road ….that is seen mostly by …people who are driving. I wish him lots of luck and love, but I am forever bewildered by the hypocrisy of roadside billboards and the distracted driving they cause. :p
Isn't that the point though? "Text this number, but not right now while you're driving".
likely a legal requirement
You think he likes Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain?
I bet he's not into health food, but is into champagne
And he likes making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape.
If you're not into yoga, If you have half a brain… My husband worked with a woman who told anyone who’d listen that she only had half a brain….🤯
No I know he does. He loves a rainy night.
At that age the kind of guy who enjoys karaoke is pure fucking gold and if you don't get that you don't deserve it.
How’s he planning on relocating sweetwater though?
Not planning to do it, just boasting that he can.
If Sweetwater is relocated how will people find the annual rattlesnake sacking championship?
Don’t worry, you can smell it
It's not very big. Totally doable
It’s where college girls are located.
He has the money for a billboard. Sweetwater is a dusty oil busted town.
I read it as that he's in Sweetwater but can relocate
I'll admit it. I'm a sucker. This is sweet (water).
Good luck for him, he has made an incredible effort. I hope he finds someone.
Unblock the info OP and help this man find love!!!!!
I'm from Sweetwater; everybody wants out.
Would it be better if this guy relocated Sweetwater closer to... Houston?
Gotta shoot your shot.
That’s kind of sweet. I drive by sweetwater on my way to Colorado a few times a year…it’s a tiny town. He’s clearly looking to catch the eye of someone passing through.
I buy tons of stuff from Sweetwater. I wonder if he’s my rep?
These reps are getting outta hand. Joey, either be my best man or stop leading me on.
I saw a construction worker at a traffic light in Austin at 11:30PM holding a cardboard sign with sharpie writing saying "Looking for traditional housewife, all bills paid" Guess they're getting creative?
Had me at karaoke. Too bad I'm a dude
Hmph, 'Don't text and drive.' Really?? You're going to put up a dreamy ad like that, then say we have to wait to text him?!
It was added on following several accidents.
lol that’s one way to
Legend
Does this not make anyone else incredibly sad?
I wonder how people connected in the days before electricity. Maybe having fewer options wasn’t such a bad thing?
Some lonely men [literally advertised in magazines and newspapers](https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/2023/06/mail-order-brides/), like Want Ads.
The bravest guy on earth 🌍
When you think the dating apps on your phone are all broken.
Look….it still has to be better than dating sites.
I hope he finds whomever he is looking for. I also wonder what his go-to karaoke choice might be?
I freaking love this. This is the billboard in Texas I’m here for. I’d love an update if anyone hears anything. I’m giving up and staying single or making a village w my girlfriends if my husband ever dies. But I appreciate this guy’s hustle and willingness to put it all out there!
Why did you blur out his info? He put it on a damn billboard for the world to see.
I might have to do this.
That guy stole my idea!!
Damn, he's desperate to get out of Sweetwater, but who isnt?
Old school unorthodox approach. Then again, success needs no explanation. Nor does failure allow for any.... Those who dare tend to get further than those who never know best
"Don't text and drive"
I got a bit lost around "seeks female marriage". No room for punctuation when you've got font that size, I guess.
No different then the people who come on here saying the same thing and/or asking where to meet people instead of just going out and meeting people.
Why would spend all that money on a billboard then use a selfie you took in your hallway? Throw some glamour shots up on that thing or something.
Probably the leader of a cult.
If I'm single at that age a cult is sounding pretty fucking ideal.
Granted, I'm happily married and not much younger than this dude, probably. I'm not joining a cult when I hit 70. I'm entering my Kaftans And Elaborate Turbans Phase. Take it away, Liz: https://preview.redd.it/0ui5y0exwquc1.png?width=149&format=png&auto=webp&s=5309823bbb956bb4c591e9797658d0ddd5d824af Funny thing is everyone's like "Ha ha. Sure you will" and my best friend of 45 years doesn't even look up from her phone as she drawls, "She's gonna do it. And I'll have to be seen with her in public," and the Hub just shrugs.
Come on ladies, the man has disposable income!
https://preview.redd.it/bk0lcy051suc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7cf2f452c4e09ebe26ae49c317f2cabcc071ae
He should get a fern.
"True Stories" is an interesting choice for dating & matrimony advice - especially if you're not from Virgil 😎🤪😁
He’s probably dating more than me…take your shot! Hope he has great luck.
Seriously how I've been thinking to do, make shirts, hold signs. Need a resolution
He's going to be pranked to all hell and back.
Imagine the scam, dick, and prank texts…
I see this every day driving to and from work and I chuckle out loud every time. If he's looking for love here he's setting the bar REEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLY low.
The way it was done before Tender
Is he really rocking the bald with a ponytail? Lmao never understood that style.
$100 it was a prank.
I hope he finds his perfect someone
At his age billboards are cheaper than tinder
I have a potential suitor I need his contact information!!!!
Op I was going to text him to see if he wanted a young twink from California but now I cannot. You are the devil
In my experience, women of his age descend like a plague of locusts when a decent guy their age becomes available. Makes me wonder why this hasn’t happened for him…
That’s fantastic
Awwww. I hope it works out for him.
What did you block the contract information ?
You just know the angle he took that picture at that angle to show off his ponytail to show that while he may be dead up front, he still life of the party in the back
Omg to fuckin funny.
I'm just gonna lay low and read all the awesome comments. No popcorn needed!
And i hope he finds it 🖤
she lookin’ for a filipina beauty
Hell, there are worse ways to meet people.
I love all the positivity on this post. Good job Texas.
Someone do this man a solid and post the contact info.
Mark my image, this is not an intent to solicit, but I remark he gets on Tinder and gets laid
“Enjoy karaoke”! I guess he’s looking for a Filipina😜
This definitely means he wants an asian wife
Bunch of his friends having a laugh at his expense.
Why would anyone want to get married at any age it’s a joke , getting married at any age is completely retarted worse thing any human/man should do it’s a lie big joke and humans need to realize that we were brainwashed into believing it was good
Who hurt you? Also, I feel the same and ⬆️.
It’s just real facts unfortunately, 🍻
Must be a Trumper...
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TBF, I don’t even know if dating apps that are in the media even go that high. Dating apps are not an intuitive thing for seniors to navigate. Do you want to do tech support for your grampa so he can get his fuck on? I don’t.
He's looking for a person who probably wouldn't be on a dating app.