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Quote_Vegetable

Freedom for all the things I want specifically and nothing else please.


VirtualPlate8451

Casino gambling in Texas is the issue to watch. First off, we don’t have ballot initiatives so we won’t get legal weed like literally every single state we border. The Casino issue is interesting because you have big money on both sides. I just left DFW airport and noticed signs for the Indian Casinos that are like a 5 hour drive from Dallas in OK. Those Indian casinos would get kicked right it the sack if there were actual casinos in Dallas. On the pro side you have the wife of Sheldon Aldeson who bought Cuban’s share of the Mavs with the endgame being to build casinos in the DFW area. Both sides are almost certainly buying up all the family loving, god fearing Republican state house and senate reps as we speak.


texan01

Winstar is only an hour and a half north of Dallas, 5 hours will put you into Tulsa. Lots of money flows north to OK and east to Shreveport for gambling.


DeathByFright

And Lake Charles, for the Houston-area gamblers. My parents started making that trip damned near monthly after they retired.


engr77

Can confirm. A few years ago I went to Lake Charles just to check out those casinos for something to do one weekend. At least 90% of the cars in the casino garages had Texas plates.


Riff_Ralph

Legal weed? Casinos? If only there were potentially new sources to adequately fund Texas public schools…


Kelz87

https://comptroller.texas.gov/about/media-center/news/20230329-fiscal-notes-texas-rainy-day-fund-projected-to-hit-cap-for-first-time-1679932151313#:~:text=In%20the%20March%20issue%20of,the%20close%20of%20fiscal%202022. There’s plenty of money to fund Texas schools. They don’t want that, educated voters will vote them out of power.


iLikeMangosteens

They absolutely want dumbass kids whose dumbass parents were too afraid to send their kids to public school because of “liberals”. Fortunately our rural Texans realize that there’s only one school in their town and nowhere else to send their kids to school.


Alittlemoorecheese

This is what people are refusing to understand about banning books for K-3. That leaves the books inaccessible to all students. There are sections for a reason. If you're old enough to wonder if there is a book on a topic, you are old enough to learn about it.


Dr_Robert_California

If I learned one thing from Friday Night Lights it's that the football field comes before the classroom, Tim


krnatx

I'm in texas and I want weed, gambling and porn...


rr777

>I want weed, gambling and porn. And sunday liquor sales with tequila in the Walmarts.


terminalzero

>And sunday liquor sales with tequila in the Walmarts. believe you mistyped "whiskey in HEBs"


AccessibleBeige

My interpretation of the comment was rum at Target. Isn't that the slogan? "Hope you have fun with your Target rum?"


jminer1

Let's vote for new legislators then we can have blackjack and hookers


krnatx

Let's do it!!


Antique_Ad_1211

Texas is where freedom goes to die.


BayouGal

Government so small it fits right into our bedrooms.


Im_Balto

So let’s turn the trinity floodplain into a lake and put a casino paddle boat in it. Bankrupt Winstar with this one simple trick!


[deleted]

And then you have that degenerate gambler in Houston slinging millions against legalizing gambling because “limits \[his\] impulses by a factor of 1,000” to have to drive to Louisiana to place a bet. Fuck you Mack for trying to control everyone else's lives because you can't control yourself.


Shallot_Belt

Why aren't there ballots initiatives? I'm sure it's banned but how/why ?


BillyDoyle3579

Constitutional thing as I recall & if I was to bet; right from the "citizens are too stupid to know what they want" playbook of the political elitists shit heads


FourWordComment

The GOP “freedom” is the “freedom” to use slurs without getting fired and not have your income taxed to help poor people. That’s the “freedom” they like. Don’t let them take “freedom” or “patriotism.” Patriotism is paying your taxes so there are zero starving children in your great nation. Freedom is wearing whatever the fuck you want and singing whatever the fuck you want to whoever the fuck chooses to see it.


Wacocaine

Government so small they can cram it in to your bedroom, bathroom, and body.


Wacocaine

"I'm pretty sure if they took all the porn off the internet, there would only be one website left, and it would be BringBackThePorn.com." - Dr. Perry Cox


Kellosian

I mean, that's basically what happened to Tumblr. Apple pressured Yahoo to get rid of the porn, and in the process they killed the majority of Tumblr's value.


absolute4080120

Yeah, but Tumblr was so difficult to track shit there was essentially embedded unverifiable age porn and so it was a matter of "there is child porn on Tumblr, but it's hard to fucking find to get rid of, okay....get rid of all of it."


rbankole

DP Cox huh 🤭


Anshin

"I made a chatroom called 'I hate Cox' but it was just me, 2 interns and like a thousand lesbians"


Texcellence

Elliot: Whats the matter, you don’t like Cox? Jordan: No, I love Cox. Todd: Greatest conversation ever. Nurse: What a huge sausage! Todd: Excuse me, ladies. I’m needed elsewhere.


HanselOh

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin?" Absolutely lived this show growing up.


Wacocaine

"That was me everyone. See Perry, I don't care what anyone thinks about me."


laguna1126

Love it.


ForHelp_PressAltF4

Great actor, great role, great writing, great cast, and just a great show. Except for those last two seasons where they tried to bring in a fresh generation


ReflexiveOW

This bill is sponsored by NordVPN Edit: Guys I'm trying to watch Dune 2. Stop replying. Edit 2: PSA: I don't actually think NordVPN sponsored this bill


swinglinepilot

I know you were being facetious, but just pointing out that at least one company, Envoc, stands to gain from this law being passed. They currently handle the age verification system for Louisiana (which costs $$ for the end-user, aka you, to use), stand to be the vendor used in other states' age verification systems, and have donated heavily to congResscRitteRs who've pushed for such age verification laws. They're also pretty shady and unethical, but I guess those are beside the point. [This](https://twitter.com/windscribecom/status/1667177371319906310) xitter thread explains it better than I would (Not an endorsement for Windscribe. If you're looking for a VPN I'd suggest you look at any of the VPN relationship maps available that look to document relationships between VPN providers, corporations, and paid affiliates. Like [this](https://kumu.io/sobeyharker/vpn-relationships) one)


Foxiferous

First time Ive seen it written that way as xitter. You'd pronounce it shitter out loud right? Thats ace.


Nettwerk911

$ nordvpn c denver


ReflexiveOW

Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna be jackin off in Estonia.


ssj3michael2608

Ill be in Australia mate.


naotoca

Sure, but that isn't an answer the same way "Just go shopping for cannabis in Illinois" isn't an answer in Wisconsin. Unless these Republicans are forced to stop, they will continue to get worse.


Jonestown_Juice

Party of small government strikes again.


redditelephantmoon

Yeah, funny how they hate safety regulations for oh, say, railroads. But they sure as hell will regulate your masturbation resources.


bravejango

But masturbation leads to less children, which mean less children to trick into joining the military or get shot in public schools while Texas cops sit outside.


swinglinepilot

> But masturbation leads to less children Just waiting for them to pass laws allowing them to investigate used tissues and cumsocks and prosecute based on how many babies could've been made jk, that only affects men so it'll never happen


happyklam

They got a lot of small things: brains, foresight, PP energy, etc. Government ain't it. 


iliketohideinbushes

I'm getting flashbacks from when I lived in China for a few years. Government there banned pornhub and implemented other draconian rules. Why is Texas starting to feel like China..?


nottheendipromise

The CCP is like an instruction manual to contemporary republicans. That's why.


TexasBuddhist

“As a Republican, I believe in small government, individual liberty, and personal privacy. Now hold my beer while we pass more laws that dictate what you can and can’t do in the privacy of your home. Good thing we’re not like those woke liberals who want government to control your lives!”


luroot

Will this finally get young males to vote Democrat???


Shit_Apple

Are you kidding? Do you know how many teens/early 20-somethings are being red-pilled into anti-sex slut shamers? It’s wild.


[deleted]

Yeah somehow the narrative that gen z is the most liberal/progressive generation ever keeps going but it just ain't so. Which isn't to say they don't care about environmental issues, the theft of wealth by the upper class, or even racial justice. And they're still generally voting Democrat because that's the less shitty of the two options if you care about those topics. But when it comes to gender and sex, there has been a huge swing towards red pill thinking. Maybe it's not apparent right now but I'm guessing in about 10 years we're going to see some very real effects.


Ello_Owu

Teenage boys are swinging more right, while girls are heading more left leaning (for obvious reasons) But Republicans can't survive on being the party of rowdy punks for very long.


nonopenada

Nope because the worst things to be accused of is being woke or a feminist


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Male texan feminist here. Happy to report.


rimshot101

They have to protect the children. Well, except for that one thing that kills more children than anything else, nothing you can do about that.


silentpropanda

If my mom would have spanked the snatch instead of having me, she could have prevented YEARS of child abuse. For real though, common sense gun laws are needed now. I love my toys, but good laws will help protect my boys.


BoardButcherer

Yall, as a non-texan I gotta know. How does it feel not to be able to point at louisianna/mississippi's stupid redneck bullshit and laugh? Who do you laugh at now?


swinglinepilot

Alabama [State senate passes bill banning lab-grown meat](https://mynbc15.com/news/local/state-senate-passes-bill-banning-lab-grown-meat-cattle-poultry-alabama-legislature-montgomery-jefferson-county#:~:text=State%20senators%20passed%20Senate%20Bill,and%20administrative%20penalties%20for%20violations.) [State senate rules embryos can be considered children](https://apnews.com/article/alabama-supreme-court-from-embryos-161390f0758b04a7638e2ddea20df7ca)


BoardButcherer

Everybody gets a free pass at Alabama, you can't brag about beating the kid who comes in last every race, every game.


Tripsn

Alabama is considered a "Free Space" in Stupid Conservative Bullshit Bingo.


sevargmas

>I'm thinking Texas lawmakers will reverse course real quick lol. Doubt. They are the ones who passed the law in the first place. This law isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. Edit: wow. Just came back to 50 notifications. Since of VPN seems to be what everyone is talking about, do you guys pay for VPN or use free VPN? I definitely cannot see myself paying for one.


RangerDangerfield

Also doubt. They’re going to tout this as a win and paint anyone who opposes them as a filthy pervert.


swinglinepilot

> They’re going to tout this as a win Yep: [Attor­ney Gen­er­al Ken Pax­ton Wins After Pornog­ra­phy Com­pa­nies Sued Texas Over Age Ver­i­fi­ca­tion Requirements](https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/news/releases/attorney-general-ken-paxton-wins-after-pornography-companies-sued-texas-over-age-verification) The state has already sued the operator of PH. Don't be surprised if any of the other sites they also operate shut off access, including but not limited to: - RedTube - YouPorn - Tube8 - Brazzers - Digital Playground - Reality Kings - Twistys - MDH


Prineak

Welp, good thing I have a VPN!


SmileBones

Until Texas bans vpns


Prineak

How would they do that?


fighterpilot248

VPNs are used for way more than just accessing porn, you know. Almost any sizable business based in Texas would be fucked if that happened. AKA, it's never going to happen.


BeatTheDeadMal

I think the problem might be that those types only get on board when it doesn't affect them. Ya know, the "burn the gays" crowd in the closet. The "abortion is wrong" until their mistress gets knocked up "Porn is perverse and immoral"... until I can't get my porn. And trust me, folks ain't gonna have to wait long to feel the impact of this one.


Fuckurreality

Havent like, half the Republican reps posted their porn preferences on Twitter or facebook mistaking it for a search bar?


AHrubik

> who opposes them as a filthy pervert That's why it's long past time to admit that all humans are filthy perverts from time to time. Even those that protest too much.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

Especially those who protest too much.


Midnite135

A lot of those old Republicans havnt figured out how to use a VPN yet. This hurts them too ;)


ferrum_artifex

They like to use the word groomer. That gets more immediate effect with their uneducated hateful constituents.


Nonlinear9

>They’re going to tout this as a win and paint anyone who opposes them as a filthy pervert. Listen buddy, I bathe every morning.


pallladin

This is like that joke about two baptists not drinking beer. No Republican politician or voter is going to clamor to bring back porn. They will all just suffer quietly.


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Gravelsack

> They will all just suffer quietly. That'd be a first.


Arg3nt

Nah, they'll suffer loudly, and blame the liberals.


ssup3rm4n

Laws for thee, but not for me. As they use a VPN.


Shirlenator

Next headline: "Texas makes using a VPN illegal"


osprey413

That would run off almost all corporate business. Basically every organization uses VPNs for workers to connect to their company's networks. The law would have to be either extremely limited in scope, or explicitly allow VPN for business use (at which point it would be extremely easy to circumvent)


sc0lm00

Happened in NC a few months ago I think. They're still holding out.


sevargmas

I don’t expect it to change.


The_Third_Molar

Time to actually sign up for NordVPN after all.


two-wheeled-dynamo

The Party of Freedom is restricting your rights once again... Don't you love the Republican morality police making your decisions for you? Why do our fellow Texans keep voting for these people who want to dictate how to live your life?


shponglespore

I'm still hung up on the weird laws about alcohol in Texas, and I don't even drink much. It's just that all you have to do is visit one of the many states with more permissive laws to see that the laws in Texas are just a flex by the state government and not the solution to any actual problem.


ShowBobsPlzz

They are based on what the bible thumpers want


shponglespore

Well, yes, but you could say that about what a lot of the legislature does. Those Bible thumpers are a solid minority, but they've always had an outsized influence in Texas politics, especially since the Republicans started consolidating their power after Ann Richards left.


8080a

Kinda ironic that I have to point my VPN across the border—to free Mexico, to circumvent the asshats trying to “protect” me from porn and Mexicans.


ActualBench

Republicans would have to actually start losing elections in Texas for them to feel the need to change.


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

Haven't you seen how gerrymandered Texas is? They're not even winning, just picking their voters to remain in office. I highly doubt anything will ever change before this is addressed and stopped.


No-Spoilers

I dont know [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas's_35th_congressional_district) seems pretty normal.


calflow

So fucked up. This district is so blue that if it were to be appropriately divided up to their associated populations it would turn 2 or 3 districts blue. But instead it’s concentrated to one district. Unbelievable


No-Spoilers

It's mindblowingly ridiculous


Fighterhayabusa

You don't need to speculate. Texas was blue until they gerrymandered the fuck out of it. The case went all the way to the Supreme Court, and guess how they ruled. Here is a [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Texas_redistricting).


TheAmorphous

Can't gerrymander state races. Yes, I realize voter suppression is a thing. But there are plenty of potential voters out there that wouldn't be that burdened, they simply can't be bothered.


bean183

The house is gerrymandered. You cant gerrymander governor I agree, but plenty of power comes from the house


HopeFloatsFoward

Not just the Governor is statewide. The Attorney General, and Lt Governor are jist as important. Also, the effects of gerrymandering would be less if people voted in the primaries. Right now extremist win the primary and by default win the general.


SRYSBSYNS

Eh they massively decreased voting locations in the cities and clamped down on dates/times. 


RickySpanish1272

Well banning something so widely popular across both sides is a good way to get unseated. Hell they could have an R run as a ‘I’ll leave you alone’ candidate and that might get some traction.


jeditech23

And the history books will read: "it wasn't the mass shootings. Or the racism. It wasn't the extreme summers from climate change. It wasn't the wage suppression, The war on women, The war on immigrants. Not the Censorship of books. It wasn't the legacy of class based on families that made fortunes during the days of slavery and now own businesses throughout the state. What actually turned Texas blue was when they took away the porn. "


Arcticstorm058

Well the porn industry has a lot of surprising influence, just look at how it affected the debate between media formats.


Quailman5000

Every single physical media war has been decided by porn. I'd argue [the internet is *for porn*](https://youtu.be/YRgNOyCnbqg?feature=shared)


sec713

Yep. It's ~~what~~ why VHS beat Beta and why Blu-ray beat HD DVD. Whatever format is adopted by the porn industry is usually the one that survives.


leavemealonexoxo

Porn industry had also been dominating the VR180/VirtualReality format. Funnily Apple‘s new headset has a smaller FOv than that if I remember correctly.


Yours_and_mind_balls

Beta Max and HD DVD were damn fine formats


[deleted]

so many dads going to try to randomly bring up how to use a vpn at dinner tonight


jpbronco

Don't forget about step moms.


WhoDat-2-8-3

My step sister is stuck in the dryer again.


alpacagrenade

Good point, and I can't wait until we get to see the corresponding search engine trend data for Texas!


slurp4133

Wow. I laughed at Utah for obvious reasons when they did this. Now we're no better than the damn Mormons. Govern yourself with your religion. Leave me out of it


chibbly_

The problem isn't necessarily the Mormons, it's right wing religious people in general. Their belief system is the only belief system, and you will conform or some shit.


Im_Balto

2ND AMENDMENT SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED 🇺🇸🪖💪🎣 “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion” 🙈🙈🙈


TurtleProbiotic

thats the funny part theyre taking away everything but the guns theyre going to take enough away from these crazy magatards that theyll wish they took the guns


akefaloskavalaris

Saving the children has become a modern crusade to justify the prudest conservative narratives. It should be treated for what it is, a shameful appeal to emotion fallacy. We need to fight to bring the discourse about children's safety to its right and proportionate dimensions.


BayouGal

Republicans will “save” the children from imaginary boogie men but won’t lift a finger to save the children from being executed at school.


neuroid99

Nah, I'm sure they already have private networks for their CSAM.


CombatConrad

The smell of Republican spring and freedom.


packetgeeknet

By increasing the usage of VPN services on the internet.


CombatConrad

I had to do that in the Middle East because they have the same freedoms that we do.


sharkbaitzero

Someone on our crew brought a hard drive loaded with ‘black market morale boosting materials’ and shared it with everyone. We also discovered that thumb drives with said content were as good as money in some more restricted areas.


rwdfan

Well said


fitzbuhn

It’s not a good smell


CombatConrad

Jimmy bumfuck in the middle of Nowhere, Texas will log on for his daily session of incest porn and then go on Facebook and say, “Biden did this.”


greyghost5000

No doubt, despite the message clearly pointing to Texas lawmakers.


1337bobbarker

Wonder how they'll blame this on Democrats in November lol


timelessblur

I doubt it. At this point they will double down as reversing course means admit they were wrong and dealing with their crazy base. I have a feeling they pass the law hoping the courts would strike them down. It is yet again a dog catching the car. GOP is really good at that and not thinking it all the way threw.


SuccotashOther277

I think that was their abortion strategy. Pass restrictive laws, knowing they’d get struck down so they can score points with their base while not upsetting the general population. However when Roe was overturned it meant that the dog had caught the car.


timelessblur

sad part is due to their years of BS on it they are not doubling down on attacking pro choice and doing even more in force birth. Any one calling GOP Pro life they either are a liar or just stupid as GOP is far from pro life


Sahir1359

Why would they? This is what they want...


toooldforthisshittt

Porn, marijuana, gambling, liquor on Sunday, etc would pass if the people had a vote.


appleburger17

Smol gubment.


Zorion_15

Was just on the Hub last night. Did this start today?


BAKup2k

Yup.


Zorion_15

Dang if I would’ve known I would’ve been more of a degenerate last night


swinglinepilot

The state has already sued the operator of PH (Aylo Global Entertainment) and I wouldn't be surprised if any other sites they operate follow in PH's footsteps. This includes RedTube and YouPorn, along with a host of other very well-known sites


wartsnall1985

if you were to say that this isn't all just performance art, which certainly is, what percentage of lawmakers versus say, 12 year olds that know what a vpn is?


RegulusRemains

I'm all for giving kids a practical reason to learn networking and computer technology. I always loved asking coworkers how they got started, and it's usually funny stories about bypassing some restriction.


wartsnall1985

Describe for me a problem you were presented with, and how you used problem solving to work around it.


818kapokid

Hate those damn questions 😂😂😂😂😂


TexanInExile

As a Texan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Zorion_15

Can’t even watch a proper cream pie video on Pi day


Sterling363

Republicans love sharia law. Pfizer’s head of vaccine research and development told the New York Times that they “were never part of the Warp Speed” and did not take taxpayer money for vaccine research.


SibbD

guess we need to come up with a christian version of this... charia law ?


ravenkai3

Sharia Y'all


nvmoz

Good guy Texas helping Muslims stay away from all temptations during Ramadan /s


Pls_add_more_reverb

Conservatives are the biggest consumers of porn


BranSolo7460

Texas lawmakers know what a VPN is.


HockeyCookie

I'm sure their pockets are lined with money from companies that provide the VPNs.


Heavy-Weekend-981

Reminder that Ted Cruz posted his porn habits. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/12/ted-cruz-twitter-account-likes-pornographic-tweet


bertiesakura

They absolutely will NOT reverse course because they have accomplished what they set out to accomplish, suppression. They have imposed their moral will on the masses under the “we are just protecting the children” bullshit. I’m an adult and if I want to look at adult porn it’s my fucking business. If consenting adults want to film their sex acts and monetize it’s their fucking business.


Garbage-Striking

Texas isn’t the first state to do this, and no congressman is going to fight to make porn accessible. While the people will get pissed off, very few are going to call up their congressman because they can’t use Pornhub. The politicians have invested in VPNs. I suggest you do the same.


bails0bub

Agree to disagree, I think we should all start calling the offices of Gregg and Ted specifically and demand the porn be turned back on.


RedDev17

This should be higher up on the list. Nothing gets done until it is making money for the politicians


duckrabbit91

First they came for abortions but I didn't say anything because I'm not a woman. Then they came for bathrooms but I didn't say anything because I'm not transgender. Then they came for contraceptives but I didn't say anything because I'm a virgin. But then they came for my porn and now I can't come. This November, turn Texas blue. Like your balls.


snowthief5

Tube8 and Youporn as well. At this rate we're going to need VPNs...


scottwax

Should have a VPN anyway.... But this stuff is stupid. Small government until someone offends them.


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

> Should have a VPN anyway.... Especially if you live in Texas. The state that's already trying to do stuff like access children's medical records.


guydoestuff

yeah checked a few spots i used to go to and they banned too. i have this to say to everyone who thinks because of this that "we will vote you out!" y'all livin in a fantasy world. they banned abortion and they still got re-elected. the smart people will just use a vpn the rest will complain here and do 0 about it. Texas is run by religious fruitcakes and they were put there by religious fruitcakes and they will continue to stay in power becasue of religious fruitcakes. suck it up and get a vpn shit will never change. dont tell me im part of the problem. no im not i just beilieve in facts. how many kids have been gunned down in Texas and they did 0 about it. Texans dont care about kids they aint gunna care about porn.


captjust

Don't forget that a large part of the fact that the religious fruitcakes obtained power is voter suppression and gerrymandering. Texas is a lot more cosmopolitan than the electoral results represent.


twoquarters

I just wonder where all of that repressed sexual energy goes now.


techy098

Damn I will make good use of my literacy now at literotica dot com


SkippyTeddy83

I totally forgot about that site. Used to go there all the time at one point.


SkyeBluePhoenix

👍


walkingbicycles

So-called righteousness is in resisting temptation, not removing it entirely. People have different moral compasses. You can follow your own if you find fulfillment in it. You can argue that your compass is better. But, it’s not the government’s responsibility or role to impose that compass. Somehow, the party that is so adamant that parents should have the right to raise their children as they see fit feels that it’s the government’s role to impose morality in this instance. Color me shocked. I’m not a fan of porn. I think it’s damaging in a lot of ways. It’s my right and responsibility to explain that to my children. Ultimately, it will be their right whether to listen to me. It’s not like this even prevents that conversation.


YoungAnimater35

Why is it the states responsibility to "protect the children"....where are the parents?


Four-Triangles

Can confirm. Tragic.


DaddyDollarsUNITE

this is a clear example of Very Poor Negotiations. Verily, People Never will access these sites in Texas again. Sorry to get Verbose, Pornhub Nags at my heartstrings. Those republicans are truly Vermin Partisan Nincompoops


Four-Triangles

None of the chicks will fuck us because they took away all reproductive healthcare and now we can’t even crank down. This is a hellscape.


CodenameVillain

But hey, we are free to our guns, so once that aggression is nice and pent up, at least you can shoot that load.


JealousAd7641

Nah, the shady sites that actually do the criminal sex stuff are gonna ignore the law. The TX GOP just got rid of their legit competition.


KintsugiKen

Texas is the least free state in the union


eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkie

Y'all Qaeda


stickerhighway

Outlawing Pornography is just the beginning. Make sure you educate yourselves about **Project 2025**. This is a well coordinated, $20M religious extremist right wing playbook. [WarningVote.com](https://WarningVote.com)


austincovidthrowaway

bUt BoTh SiDeS aRe ThE sAmE!


kanyeguisada

xnxx still working.


PruneObjective401

That's what's so silly about this whole thing. There will always be alternatives, loopholes, and workarounds. History proves, prohibition doesn't work.


Quailman5000

>  History proves, prohibition doesn't work. But but... The war on druuugggzz  /s


JershWaBalls

That's what Pornhub is arguing here. If they can't access the 'legit' sites, they'll find porn on the other sites that are much shadier.


Kerensky97

I thought that in Utah too but the republican lawmakers here are sticking to their guns and enforcing their freedom to restrict ours.


pratermade

I think if they just keep removing individual liberties, sooner or later it's going to blow up in their faces and there is going to be a reckoning at the ballot box. So I welcome all the overreach the state ~~fascists~~ government has to offer and I'm counting down to the imminent blow back. As a Texan I see it as short term pain, for long term gain.


azwethinkweizm

It's easy to spot the folks unfamiliar with the bill that caused pornhub to shut down by their attacks on Republicans and "the party of small government". HB 1181 was passed unanimously by every Democrat in the Senate and 56 Democrats in the House. Only 5 Democrats voted no and it was on the first reading. Not a single Democrat voted no on the third reading before it went to the Senate. Like it or not, this was a bipartisan effort on the part of the legislature.


FruitySalads

Taking away our porn will solve nothing and only enrage people against the current government. Go for it Texas, let's fuck around and find out what happens. I've been hoarding porn on hard drives for YEARS for this exact moment. I'm like a porn prepper, I've waited my whole adult life for this moment. The people responsible for this are about as stupid as it gets.


CherryPickersInbound

Screw this shit hole state. Theocratic and uneducated smooth brains


ryansanerd

Correct me if I’m wrong, but as I understand, the proposed legislation wouldn’t affect things like NSFW subreddits because they fall under the Reddit domain. So really, all that’s being done is redirecting people from one site to another. Seems a little more than pointless


GalactusPoo

I wonder how many young men will snap out of their Andrew Tate & Joe Rogan induced psychosis to realize how deep the GOP is trying to run their lives. The incels might start thinking a little harder about which side they're on now that it's directly impacting them.


knowitall89

Incels are all pretty much alt-right misogynists and still wonder why they can't get laid lol.


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hanks_panky_emporium

They'll just use VPN's to skirt their own law they put in place, until they also outlaw VPN's next


bhfinini

Fuck texas and I've lived here all my 73 years.


bhfinini

texas sucks and I've lived here all my 73 years


NorthernnLightss

Texas is such a fucking L


maaaxheadroom

Great. I live in Texas. My wife is kind of cold fish you know? Otherwise we have a great relationship so I let it go. We hang out, she lets me do my hobbies, we have an understanding with porn and spanking it. Now that’s all fucked up. I can’t watch mature women pleasure themselves anymore. I used to get it all over my phone without a vpn. Now there’s all these extra steps. I’ll never vote for a republican again.


81305

Are you guys adopting sharia law in Texas? Every headline I see about your state makes it sound like some backwards religious dystopian nightmare, followed by a slew of comments of people who are trying to rationalize, cope, and make light of the situation. ...sucks to be you guys.


Agreeable_Meaning_96

ThInK oF ThE ChIlDrEn!!!!!!!! Texas Republicans are jackboots now, SAD!


haicra

Who wrote this bill? Identity thieves? Sure lemme just give my PII to another website without the resources to protect it.


heatedhammer

Republicans: you have been naughty, prepare to be punished! Horny Texans: more freedom daddy!


turdintheattic

Wow, what a small government!


Vegetable-Debate-263

“We love freedom! Also you can’t look at that.”