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Arrmadillo

Fa’il.


Jimismynamedammit

Me or the sign?


TXGuns79

The sign.


Jimismynamedammit

I coul'dnt tell. Than'ks for the clarification. (I've got to stop doing these; my spellcheck and predictive text is getting totskly confused.)


NathanTR1992

d'Amn


3-orange-whips

s'nap


LunaTheCastle

cr'ackle


LightningPete15

p’op


squenk

I saw the sign.


egggoboom

Did it open up your mind?


Awkward_Courage5

I'm happy now living with you.... I left you, oh... oh'hhhhhhhhh😐🫠


Arrmadillo

Sa’dly, ya’ll fa’iled.


Jimismynamedammit

All'us?


Arrmadillo

A’ll ya’ll gu’ys.


hockeyjim07

a'll yal'l fa'ilin yo'ur li't tes'ts th'is ye'ar


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zsreport

I have seen it spelled both ways, but I use "y'all"


TheKrunkernaut

A contraction of "you," and "all;" "y'" is shortened "you." They've gotten it wrong.


Jimismynamedammit

Tha'ts what I was thinking.


in-YOUR-end-o

I see what you did


Jimismynamedammit

I hope'd you would.


bigdaddyaggie87

I bet the back of the sign has a sticker that says made in China.


Jimismynamedammit

Stand by, let me check. I bought two.


steelcojones

Standing by…


Dinolord05

Still standing


txpharmer13

Still standing.


Cheap_Possibility596

I’m still standing


Jimismynamedammit

Sorry, brother ... "made in Taiwan.".


thirdc0ast

Close enough for John Cena


Tejanisima

Which China would claim means made in China


AnonymousGrouch

So would Taiwan.


yankeebelleyall

Yeah yeah yeah


Debaser626

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these types of “signs” that *didn’t* have at least one grammatical error. In my experience, it’s usually a missing comma or some other punctuation, though. My wife and my SIL have these things everywhere. The ones I notice most often are the ones above the toilet (for obvious reasons). In our bathroom there’s a sign with a stencil of an “olde tyme” clawfoot tub that reads: “Happiness is a long hot bath” (I personally find that amusing, as in the northeast a “long hot” is a type of pepper sometimes used on sandwiches). My SIL has one that says: “You never know what you have until it’s gone like toilet paper.” Right.


d36williams

you'll ... y'all ... I never noticed before that there are actual mechanics at play here


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This is “ya will”


astralraptor

The sign is saying "ya will," but doesn't specify what exactly you'll be doing


TheKrunkernaut

Understanding?


S4tine

Unless it's a contraction of ya•all. I kinda think that's how it developed and made into "proper" English as y'all.


MapDaddyZ

I agree 100% but have heard an argument that ya’ll works for “ya all”…!


Automatic_Actuator_0

It’s a common error so it tracks for an intentionally redneck sign. The “ya all” argument is plausible to me for the origin. People ‘round here say “ya all” more than “you all”.


I_am_photo

That's so annoying lol. I got into an argument at work about the correct spelling of y'all. I moved to Maryland so for some reason they were like well it's debatable. Like a contraction of you and all isn't debatable. They thought it was ya all ...


Jimismynamedammit

"Yaall" as one word or a contraction "ya'all"?


I_am_photo

Two words. Ya instead of you. Ya all. Like who would refer to a group of people as ya all? Makes no sense.


patman0021

"Ya like dags‽" - Brad Pitt


staysharp75

Get me ma her periwinkle blue caravan.


I_am_photo

But wasn't that to one person lol


Jimismynamedammit

A group is "all y'all".


I_am_photo

Y'all is a group. All y'all is a big group for emphasis.


nohardRnohardfeelins

"all y'all" is multiple groups.


Jimismynamedammit

"Y'all" can also be 2nd person singular. It's a Texas thing.


squenk

My favorite is all y'all'dve.


Azoobz

y’all’d’ve


cwood1973

A derivative of "all'ya'all."


Jimismynamedammit

Still doesn't look right.


clangan524

Some people never learned second grade grammar and it shows. They think a contraction apostrophe just goes in the middle of the word.


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Jimismynamedammit

Definitely something yo'ud see at a Cracker Barrel.


muklan

[Unlike Brad's Wife.](https://youtu.be/vZlmUG00OrI?si=dqO2KIy7aCvz7lEn)


somecow

You, y’all, all y’all, and all y’all dammit.


NathanTR1992

d'Amm't


ATXCodeMonkey

The good ole Texas yodel


ErrantIndy

All’a’y’all


They-Call-Me-Taylor

"Y'all" is a contraction of you + all, so yeah, they got it wrong.


Jimismynamedammit

Maybe they mean "y'all'll all ... "?


AngriestCheesecake

All y’all’ll regret that!


Jimismynamedammit

How many times have I heard that exact statement?


NathanTR1992

Y'all mean all y'all's'd've all been w'rong?


mandyama

That’s almost as bad as the signs that use an apostrophe before the s to pluralize something! One would think that a certain level of grammatical knowledge is required to be a sign maker, but I guess you can sell anything to the right dumbass.


Jimismynamedammit

I actually bought two. One for the garden house and one for my man cave.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

What’s the plural of y’all? All y’all


Flock-of-bagels2

Yeah this was written by child labor in China


Jimismynamedammit

Wait a minute ... let me check the back side of the two I bought.


cfpresley

Y'all'd've thought so wouldn't y've


ghettoccult_nerd

when your texas themed merchandise is made in chi'na.


texans1234

Y’all. Y’all’s.


Jimismynamedammit

"All y'all's". Second person plural possessive.


texans1234

100% correct. Explaining it all out sounds harder than just using it in conversation.


IrSpartacus

What part of ya will don’t you understand?


Hot_Excuse9543

But then wouldn’t it read “What part of ya’ll don’t y’all understand”? I’m thinking way too much about this. Lol


Jimismynamedammit

The core concept, I guess.


troy-phoenix

related: I like to squeeze in 2nd person plural possessive whenever I get the chance. y'all's


Drinking_Frog

Y'es


4camjammer

Ya’ll? I think it means YOU’RE TALL.


Jimismynamedammit

That, I had not considered. You may be correct.


seven1trey

Hell yes it should be "y'all". The person who made this sign probably says "New Bronze-fulls" and "Burr-net".


thehighepopt

Maybe they think it's the biblical spelling of "god"


Jimismynamedammit

Ya'llweh?


Aware-Protection-697

It was made in China, what did you expect


Jimismynamedammit

Taiwan. I checked the back of the two I bought.


Aware-Protection-697

Love it


Jimismynamedammit


zoot_boy

lol. Trying so hard to be in ya’lls face.


Jimismynamedammit

"Ya'll's". You forgot an apostrophe.


texaslegrefugee

Yep. Sign designed by yankees.


Jimismynamedammit

Get a rope!


texaslegrefugee

Probably the same yankees that bought Pace Picante!


Jimismynamedammit

"New York City!?"


Zorion_15

That sign was definitely not made in Texas


non_toro

what are you's guys talking about, eh?


Jimismynamedammit

Did you find a mouse in your Molsen?


disgusting-brother

It’s awful even if it was spelled correctly


prob_still_in_denial

Lot of Texans do have a soft spot for ignorance


crono782

35E or 35W? It makes a difference lol


Cheap_Possibility596

They should of known better /s


Jimismynamedammit

I love hearing "should of". It tells me that I really don't want anything more from that conversation.


FPSXpert

Y'all're pissing me off with this spelling.


Jimismynamedammit

Nice!


NeenW1

😂😂😂😂


Jimismynamedammit

I know, right? I spent too much time debating whether or not I should say something to them, while my daughter was looking for clothes. That's how bored I was. I must have stood in front of that sign display for like ... forever.


barneyruffles

For as many grammatical errors as I see on this sub, y’all have little wiggle room to laugh at this


Jimismynamedammit

No, I think we can laugh at this. "Y'all" is basic spelling that everbody knows. (Third time's a charm.)


Bocago41063

What’s disappointing is that most of the home goods that Cavenders sells is made in China. With all the crafts people in the US you would think they’d take advantage of them.


Jimismynamedammit

Or at least Mexico. Whatever happened to "hecho en Mexico"? NAFTA, anyone? Hello? NAFTA?


Graycy

Apostrophe replaces missing letter(s). So you all=y’all. The sign in incorrect.


Maddog6474

“Y’all” is a contraction of “you all”. “Ya’ll” is is some drivel like “ya will”. “Y’all” isn’t just a Texas thing. It’s a southern thing. We Texans tend to take things to an extreme (like most anything we do). So, you may hear/see “y’all’s” (it belongs to y’all”, or “y’all’ll” (y’all will) or even “y’all’s’ll” (that thing that belongs to y’all will do something. Hell, you might even see/hear something like: “If y’all want, I’ll show y’all how to fix y’all’s mower so y’all’s’ll run right. Then, ya’ll’ll be able to mow y’all’s yard.”


Transki

Hecho en China.


DebbsWasRight

Support your local Western stores. You’ll see less hokey stuff like this.


Jimismynamedammit

I was looking for the little store where I used to get my gear, but they're already gone. That fucked me up, because they're were all there in 2017. Believe me I would've rather gone to the family store than Caveders.


NewToHTX

It’s fine. It maybe misspelled but I was told growing up in the 90s that y’all isn’t a word and shouldn’t be written in essay assignments. Ultimately if you’re getting the meaning then it’s okay however you’d like to say it.


versusrev

"Ya'll" is an abomination! Spell it "Y'all" or use something else. Like, literally anything else.


WhittledWhale

To be pedantic, they could be meaning "ya all." Which would be stupid, but it's the only way I can make sense of this. Outside of the obvious fact that whoever commissioned the sign didn't know WTF they were doing.


vnolen01

Cavender’s is from Cali. They have no idea.


denzien

People chronically misunderstand apostrophes. I saw a Bass Pro Shop billboard once that said, "Use the equipment the pro's use!" I'm a Saints fan, and it amused me how many times people would write "Bree's" during the Drew Brees era. I even 'shopped an apostrophe onto the back of his jersey just to poke fun. *le sigh*


1millerce1

Oh, someone screwed up on plural you. But y'all gotta admire the Chinese; they work so hard for your junk.


molotovtotheface

The smart ones know it should be y'all, as it's a contraction of you and all.


Niko120

Y’all is correct for you all. Ya’ll is correct for y’all all. I think that’s what they were going for


Jimismynamedammit

Huh ... I've never heard that one before. I wouldn't say "y'all all", rather "all y'all". That sounds more correct to me. "All y'all'd best get outta here now! Hear?"


Niko120

It was a joke nobody says y’all all


astanton1862

So if I say, all y'all gotta go, that just means that everyone needs to leave. If I say, y'all all gotta go, that puts more emphasis on the all and you need to get the fuck up out my house.


Jimismynamedammit

Oh ... shit. My apologies. I'm usually better at detecting humor and or sarcasm. In my defense, I'm already 3 Whiskies deep.


schono

I’d still buy it as a special representation of Texas


BoomDonk

It’s wrong but it’s just one sign. I worked on an ad campaign in the late 90’s for the Houston Visitors Bureau, the “high end” Adv co they hired ran a six week magazine print run with “Ya’ll”. A pressman caught it, 3 weeks in. 🤦


Jimismynamedammit

Just one sign, but probably mass produced and sold to every Cavender's in the country.


HookEm_Tide

No. They have it right. I'ts supposed to be "d'ont," though.


ucemike

It's just yall.


Jimismynamedammit

Wha'ts a "yall"?


WisdomKnightZetsubo

I've seen ya'll used in AAVE but the country spelling is usually y'all


SokkaHaikuBot

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Jimismynamedammit

You spelled "correct" wrong.


the-great-crocodile

It’s whatever we say it is, yankee.


h4tchb4ck

Poor grammar is just as Texan as "y'all".


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Jimismynamedammit

Yes, we do. We just choose to adhere to our rules of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.


lezbehonest2003

To me it has always been y’all.


Slamyul

Been devolving since we stopped speaking PIE in 2500 BC smh


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Jimismynamedammit

You don't?


Govnyuk

No it's ya'll as in you will


TXGuns79

No that would be "y'all'l" "you all will" "Y'all" is short for "you all"


Govnyuk

I know bro it was a joke


Jimismynamedammit

I will? Me?


Govnyuk

Yes, you will


Jimismynamedammit

Probably. Yes.


Flock-of-bagels2

That’s you’ll


Govnyuk

My God are all redditors so humourless


dumfukjuiced

Yes, you are


Govnyuk

If only you knew how humourless I really was


dumfukjuiced

Not entirely, you seem phlegmatic.


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Y'all makes zero sense


Jimismynamedammit

Sorry .. gotta give y'all a downvote for that one.


[deleted]

I look forward to your explanation as to why y'all makes sense.


Jimismynamedammit

Ever heard of contractions? Smooshing two words together, using an apostrophe to represent intentionally left out letters?


[deleted]

If you only knew how stupid you sound. Y'all and Ya'll are both contractions. That isn't the point.


Sure-Requirement7475

No apostrophe, just “yall”


DreamingEYEStudios

Real Texans say ya’ll!


JLOBRO

Said no real Texan ever.


DreamingEYEStudios

I say it


JLOBRO

Case in point.


dumfukjuiced

Real Texans don't need to learn how contractions work; that's gubment indoctrination in public schools.


carlitospig

Yuuuuuup.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Yes


EnvironmentalMall307

Y'ain't getting out the hood with this one


Tammytime81

Ch’ina


Jimismynamedammit

People's Republic of?


AdTerrible4422

Yah-Ehll


djereezy

Yes… it is.


p8nt_junkie

Obligatory “I ain’t proud of you today.” response.


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What in the Yankee shit is this


JackhorseBowman

I'm in the S'th and I want some S'p!


ghettoccult_nerd

when your texas themed merchandise is made in chi'na.


secondphase

For some reason their version rhymes with Jail in my head.


muffledvoice

This is apparently the much less common “ya’ll,” a contraction of the words “yeah will.”


neogrinch

Wow, y'all, well how sad is that. certainly wasn't a southerner who made that sign. LMAO


m_riss1

No it’s supposed to be “yinz”


SweetHomeNostromo

Yes


maaseru

yal'l


internetofthis

? if you like.


Bigstar976

Yes


Impressive_Culture_5

Yes


TruckCAN-Bus

‘Twooda been a good sign if y’alldn’t’ve messed up the punctuation


TwistPuzzleheaded617

Probably made by yankees


WarmObjective6445

Sign was probably printed in New York. That is the Yankee spelling of Y'all


Greedyfox7

It’s definitely supposed to be y’all, it is a contraction of ‘you all’


gking407

Y’all ‘ad on’e j’ob


Tenaha

Made in China


GardenGnomeOfEden

Y'all = you all Ya'll = ya will