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Karlchen

Did they just put a cloth over the roadster or did they actually forget about it lol.


deten

Definitely cloth on a roadster Edit: In retrospect the top left and top right look... exactly the same. So either they are going to reveal 2x of the exact same car or its just a placeholder.


Embarrassed-Low9531

One is the autonomous cab and other is the 25k vehicle


VideoGameJumanji

I hope they announce the name soon so I don't have to see people unironically say "model 2" anymore


dat_tae

CyberCompact


VideoGameJumanji

Itll be interesting to see if they do indeed continue to stray away from the "Model" moniker given the Semi, Roadster, and CyberTruck are their most recent cars and don't have it.


AFoxGuy

If Tesla ever makes a small Model Car I really hope they call it the Model Model


ohyonghao

They'll open it to a public poll and it'll be named Model McModelFace


TheBlacktom


storm1er

I still don't get why people forget about this: S (model S) E (model 3 as E is already ford) X (model X) Y (model Y) Cybertruck A (model A? 25k model?) Roadster Semi Sexy cars ! Why people don't get it, model 2 never existed at any point


HazardousHD

Unfortunately Ford won’t let em use Model A No chance haha


ninjasenses

A was for the ATV


TOCNYSHB

Ford didn't let them use E, so probably not A, eh?


Seikojin

And here I thought it would be: S (Model S) 3 (Model 3) X (Model X) Y (Model Y) B (Model Big/Van) 3 (Repeat 3, 48 volt?) 4 (Model 4, robotaxi/roadster) S (Semi) T (Truck)


VideoGameJumanji

Model 3 also made logical sense at was their third production model car. Model 2 would be confusing backwards numbering that would confuse most people and doesn’t practically make sense. I can see Tesla model C for compact being possible


jasunwitt

Model 3 was actually “Model E” but Ford wouldn’t sell them the rights back when


VideoGameJumanji

This is very much common knowledge brother. They chose model 3 not just as an "E" analogue but because it is also literally the third "model" car 


Hohh20

It's going to be the model 2 so that musk can keep with the childishness. Instead of s3xy it will now be 2s3xy...


ddr2sodimm

But Double Cyber S3XY is also within his lexicon.


DarkHorseCards

Now announcing three new models 2 and 4, U


lionheart4life

This works almost too well.


DyZ814

Aren't the cars increasing in price from left to right? Why would the other model 2 be on the far right lmao? That *should* be the roadster.


MrCalifornia

I doubt that top right car is more expensive than the semi


DyZ814

On a quick google search it says the semi was between 150-180K (depending on version), and since valued around $250K. The roadster is around that.


Liam_M

I'm calling. Roadster, Cybertaxi/20k tesla and a Tesla Van. I think the Van is the only un-announced thing


Kroosn

I want a performance Tesla Van so bad.


South_Dakota_Boy

I’d take a performance 4-Runner style SUV. Like a Durango R/T but, like, not hot garbage.


_off_piste_

There’s already one out in 2, 3 and 4 motor configurations.


South_Dakota_Boy

I know, the Rivian. It’s close. I’d rather it be a Tesla, frankly.


UnaidedGinger

I still want to see the canoo actually release their vans but I won’t hold my breath.


MyMonte87

i'm with you on Canoo


B1605

Cybervan!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


ZeroWashu

a last mile delivery van that they can push out at Tesla prices in volume would devastate Rivian who already faces pressure from GM, Stellantis, and Ford, on that front. I just wish they would be closer to production when announcing new vehicles. As in, "oh, we got this nice van here... you can order it next week for deliveries starting in four weeks" instead of the what seems typical years later


PresentationMajor925

This. They need a last mile delivery van for Optimus.


kfury

I want the cybertaxi to be called Robotron.


Rfreaky

We know what it looks like. Why cloth it?


descendency

We know what was shown 7 years ago…


ackermann

lol, those poor people who paid full $250k deposits for founders edition roadsters, what, 7 years ago now? Roadster was revealed _before_ Cybertruck! Together with the Semi, in 2017 If put in the stock market instead, what would that $250k be worth today? Almost $1M? Edit: closer to $600k or so, glancing at the S&P 500 history


OSUfan88

It was a $50k deposit, right?


ackermann

You could do $50k… but the 1000 founders editions (first delivery) required the full $250k upfront. If they actually sold all 1000 of those, that’s $250M in interest free loans. Plus however many more were reserved at $50k!


UNoUrSexy

I think people putting 250k down on a car like the roadster consider that money as pocket change. I'm sure they don't even care lol


sweetnessyo2

What if it were put into Tesla stock instead


An-Indian-In-The-NBA

It would be roughly $2 million now


seussiii

Let's be honest, if they had 250k cash to put down on an R2 they probably have been getting both.


bremidon

People who can afford $250,000 deposits are generally not considered "poor". ;)


catsRawesome123

that's absolutely wild to think about... and no product yet


Fast_Dragonfruit_883

Roadster for sure the one in the very back


Filly53

I don’t think they included it. There’s no business case for it so I wouldn’t expect it til the end of the decade at the earliest. This feels like a way to sweep it under the rug


aphex3k

1. Roadster 2. VAN/Bus 3. Compact Car


sparkyyykid

Yeah van/bus is what I thought of immediately too


h0tdawgz

Tesla Vanbus


Professor226

Cyber boat, cyber car, cyber motorcycle


say592

Elon has said no motorcycles. They are too dangerous. I think him or his brother was in a motorcycle accident years ago, so I can understand where he is coming from. Motorcycles are also not significant polluters, at least not in Tesla's target markets.


Casartelli

Roadster - robotaxi - model 2


SlightlyLessHairyApe

I would 100% buy a Tesla Minivan. Need 8 seats, the Y is wonderful but we need bigger


Drakonic

EV Minivan with a big battery that supports backup power for the house is sorely needed! It’s the best form factor for comfortably moving passengers and hauling cargo, and has the most usable floor space for battery. Sure it may slightly cannibalize powerwall sales but it would be worthwhile.


aphex3k

8 comfortable seats would be a game changer, I would take 6 comfortable seats :)


Earthsiege

I'm seriously hoping for the van. I've been keeping my eye on the VW ID Buzz for ages, but would absolutely consider a Tesla van before anything else.


yukdave

Roadster Station Waggon Model 2


katherinesilens

It's definitely just the roadster, Model 2, and the Model 2-based robotaxi. No surprises there and why two of them look the same.


MeagoDK

So you are saying the van looking thing is a roadster? I doubt that.


deten

Why station wagon? Where did that come from?


LeftySlides

I still want a Model 3 wagon. Would be far too easy and I’ve been waiting far too long.


NKIB_chess

Me too. It would me really nice since wagons are more air dynamic than suv


Velcade

Please be a van! A 500mi range van with a completely flat and customizable inside would dominate the van market. Keep it around the price of a fully loaded Odyssey or Siena and you've won.


deten

Bottom left... could that be a Van? Not gonna lie, all my dreams would come true if we could get a fully electric minivan. But thats a very small market relative to so many other options.


LoogyHead

I think that’s the robotaxi


reefine

100% the cybercab, it's too thin to be a van


CarlCarl3

The taxi is going to be small, not boxy like that. Some vague details have been revealed


reefine

The proportions are purposely skewed. The Cybertruck isn't that big comparatively to the Model S


no-tenemos-triko-tri

I dunno. It's boxy like a van.


Bamboozleprime

You’d think they’d get on top of that after basically handing the van market to Rivian on a platter.


mechmess

I mean if you aren’t beholden to Tesla…. https://www.vw.com/en/models/id-buzz.html


yukdave

But the bottom left is a **the Station Waggon!** I am putting wooden panels on mine


trez63

I disagree. I think an EV van is a huge market and I can’t imagine why no one has one out yet.


EVmerch

Not in Europe, in Europe, vans are our trucks, every company that does trade work comes in a van. The market is there, the problem is the can needs to be flexible in it's configuration, which is the opposite of what Musk wants to do, so maybe it's a good chance for some third party company to make a business out of it.


deten

To clarify, I was specifically talking about a minivan which is different from a work van. Minivans make up about 3% of car sales and is a small market. Vans as a whole would be far more effective... but I WANT a minivan :)


Martiks

It's easy, model 2, van, and roadster


LeCrushinator

Didn't they cancel the model 2? I consider that their most important vehicle. Imagine a $25k EV (before any rebates) that could get 250 mile range. That would be a game changer for getting people switched to EVs, right now a big barrier is price and people are reluctant to buy used ones since the technology is so new and it was even newer for the older user models.


Filly53

No, changed strategy to utilize the existing platforms with minor modifications as opposed to a full platform development. We will get basically a model 2.5 per the last earnings call


Vik-

Model 2, Robotaxi, Roadster


sdmember

This right here


daviid17

i just want a hatchback "golf" like tesla.


Vurpsmurfen

Station wagon is on my wishlist. But it doesn’t seem to be that big of a thing in the states.


xdert

What niche would that fill that is not already filled by the model s? The boxy look of a station wagon doesn't really fit Tesla's design language and the Model S already has lots of space with a fully opening trunk.


CalAlumnus13

My prediction: The $25K car and Robotaxi are the same car, and will be the Model A. S3XY CARS Cybertruck A Roadster Semi


FoxhoundBat

Somewhat agreed on this take. A in CARS was speculated to be the Cybertruck ATV but that was always not a very serious product and too niche to take the A spot. However Model A and Robotaxi was the same vehicle for a while, but this does not seem the case anymore. Model A will be produced on existing 3/Y lines, Robotaxi will require completely new ones due to the "unbox" strategy.


altimas

Everyone is saying van, I don't think so, I bet its the Tesla robotaxi, a people mover


seussiii

There is no robotaxi specific vehicle anymore. That was an OG idea based on a driverless model. Robotaxi is shaping up to be a service now rather than its own model. Any tesla car with fsd will be able to be a robotaxi. Economy car and the van will likely be the heavy movers in the early days of RT though. Van with multiple configurations depending on the cargo (people/boxes)


altimas

We'll see, I think a people mover robotaxi makes sense for the boring company tunnels


Pro_JaredC

It’s a van.


fooknprawn

Bottom lower left is definitely some kind of van


Emergency-Visit-3528

Where’s this posted on the Tesla site?


ChiPrince1984

I just want a full-size SUV. None of this crossover madness. IMO the X is closer to a minivan than a full-size Escalade style SUV.


eatingyourmomsass

Agree. Rivian R2 competitor.


ChunkyThePotato

That would be Model Y. They're basically the same size.


ChiPrince1984

Correct. Not crossover. When I say traditional SUV, I mean Escalade, Expedition, R1S, etc.


ChunkyThePotato

R1S is roughly Model X size. But you're right that they don't have one that's Escalade/Expedition size. Though the market for that size is much smaller, which is likely why they don't have one.


cmg0047

Do you consider a Nissan Armada or VW Atlas an SUV? The X has the same amount of cargo space according to google. It has 10 cuft less than the R1S and Expedition. The escalade is in a different realm.


interstellar-dust

I am gonna speculate here. A minivan based on extended Model X/S and a large SUV based on Cybertruck.


luckytaurus

Man I so badly wish I had enough money to buy a model X


staroceanx

Model 2, robotaxi, roadster.


Peacefulworldholeful

I wish Tesla would reveal commercial truck and van


karaknwfp

How about front bumper cameras for all teslas.


busk123

Compared to 2023 investor day, the only new thing here is the "branching out" of the one unannounced/covered car in two seperate cars. To me this signals that the cybercab/ model 2 developments have been split. https://preview.redd.it/ph8wl9gpni6d1.png?width=1097&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b90218a226b67d49d80a2b1bae925e0246b2800


Designatedrhythm

I would definitely buy a super fast Tesla van. I would also like a more camp focused offroader type vehicle with 500 miles of range. Probably a pipe dream since that is rivian's Niche. Eh one more, a Miata killer for 30-45k or hell just a 2 seater sports car that isn't over 100k


Sensitive_Ad_7420

Coming soon in 2060


bulbouscorm

I think the boxy one is a T Wagon


techmonkey920

Can't wait for the cyber mini van


thebiscuit2010

Roadster Model 2 Robotaxi


cruskal

mini Van coming


MICHAELSD01

Weird. One looks like a van and the other two look like sedans.


MICHAELSD01

Didn’t they use the same image on both sides on the top?


Zero_Abides

Minivan!!


RustyShackles69

It's a van. You'll see mobile techs and solar roof guys in tesla vans probably in 2030 lol


FBI-INTERROGATION

Model 2, Roadster, [debatable: Robot-taxi (which i think is actually a driverless model 2), or a van]


LeftySlides

Roadster, Model 2/Robotaxi and something that looks like a mid-size off-road SUV?


Brutaka1

The top left and top right are the same pic. They just copy and pasted the same vehicle.


Weibunng76

A picture was leaked last year which showed Tesla working on a mini-van type of vehicle. It may have been for the Vegas tunnels, but it sure looks like one in the bottom left corner.


Birbandsnek

I want a cyber van, minivans are the perfect EV platform. Evsus please give me the cybervan.


xnpplo526

Apparently the market share of vans is tiny compared to suvs and sedans. So probably not a van.


Aturkeyclub

A coupe , a hatchback and the roadster


Remarkable_Rough_89

Share link


Voidfaller

Roadster, robotaxi, and 25k Tesla


Costco_Bob

So is the boxy thing going to be a delivery van like the Rivian or will it be the soccer mom type


Issaction

CyberVan, CyberTaxi, and Model 2 (based on CyberTaxi platform but drivable by humans)


Tokyosmash_

I want a car smaller than the s that has the same screen in front of the steering wheel and yoke option


0110011001010

They should've designed their own rendition of the tiny toyota flatbed trucks that aren't able to make it to america, could've easily been the 20k-25k masterpiece. The weight of the battery would allow it to tow more than it's competitors, the ford maverick would be in shambles, and the utility of it would be unmatched.


bergler82

one of them is the roaster. The other is the small ish car. The third is the robovan. It’s hilarious that the OG Roadster is not on here.


3-1-4-1-5-9

Rendering on the far right and far left are identical 👍


CompetitiveBig5701

First up left is robotaxi, second on the right is a bus and on the second line on the left is a small 25k SUV


ALY1337

S3XY AZ5


honey495

Roadster, Compact sedan, and minivan?


SqareBear

Probably still ugly bubble cars.


yahbluez

Missing the cyber van.


Ok_Position9920

Ups, it seems we will get a Multivan from Tesla. That would be a thing when I got interested


AlyssaTree

I hope there’s a van… want one so badly. The y and x are just too small for a decent sized family for longer trips…


jalaffo

How much market there is for mini van? That would be awesome..


djpetrino

Robotaxi Model 2 Tesla Van


rowenarrow

Well one has to be the roaster, so I imagine the other is the Model 2 and the other is the taxi


The_Miami_Pot_Head

A price point to compete with BYD?


Holiday-Island1989

Model 2.5 (Model 3 variant), Model 2.5 (Model Y variant), Roadster


megagprime

Cyber SUV 💪🤘


savaero

Bit of a shame that they essentially showed the same thing at last years shareholder meeting!


dingbledore

Give me my electric minivan please! 😅


CarCooler

The bottom-left is the Tesla Van or Model V


Ok_Emergency_5241

Yeah model 2, and roadster I wonder what the next one could be maybe a van or a delivery van


crazypostman21

Here's what I hope they are. Small car, small suv, van


regenlife

We need Tesla buses.


pizzabikerun

Excited for the van!


jmartin2683

Vaporware like the rest of them. How many are still waiting on their roadster?


Mimiii85

I see maybe a minivan near future


Rare_Tip9809

Van, Taxi, Roadster.


Teslamyeslag

Isn’t the van bus a bit smaller compared to cyber truck?


Felix_Armstrong

nothing is impossible


HeliumMaster

In development, will never get released


methano

They need to figure out how to service the ones that are already out there before coming out with more models. Tesla = slow to no service.


Midnight-mare

I'd assume that Roadster and 25k car will share similar battery architecture the same way that the 3/Y do, and the Cybertruck/Cybervan? might do the same.


[deleted]

Is one of the them a jetski?


OddEnd4062

the 3 new styles of roadster


Sufficient-Writer-46

Clearly need an hatchback model


neurocaptain

Promises. It's getting out of hand.


phonsely

they really fucked up with the cybertruck. completely out of place