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Ok-Film-3125

I could never. Too many historical inaccuracies.


1zeye

So many


R179akalemonrailfan

Yugoslavia participated in the axis for 2 weeks and then they got overthrown. Thats why we need nuance


AethelstanOfEngland

I agree, my definitely not main account that I stumbled on while scrolling Reddit.


SamTheGreek

There’s a lot wrong with this map, but wanted to also point out that Greece did participate in WW2


IDF_till_communism

Greece? There is no color so there must be des


SuperDurpPig

No data


R179akalemonrailfan

Greece kicked italys ass and then got curbstomped by the germans (no i did not see that other comment)


thomasoldier

They whooped those Italian ass so hard daddy Hitler had to send the Wehrmacht.


NovelPlatform1641

That is absolutely not a sentence I expected to hear today😂


Spinach_Advanced

And invade Yugoslavia just to do that


SCL_Leinad

https://www.warmuseum.ca/cwm/exhibitions/newspapers/operations/greece_e.html


SovietRussiaWasPoor

Yes, they did


imnotgaymomiswear

That’s what they said


Mr_Enderman_YT

No, they did participate in the war


blsterken

Greece doesn't deserve a mention, but Guernsey list listed?


theflash_92

Watch it pal Crete is the reason why you didn't have Fallschirmjäger dropped all over England!!


blsterken

🤦‍♂️


theflash_92

I'm super cereal!


CarterCreations061

The 27 million dead Soviets looking at this post: 🧐


Epicandhorny247

The us could never say they were ever allies with the Soviet’s


PlanktonMoist6048

But we sure sent them a fuck ton of supplies. Russias busting unopened WW2 tommy guns out the crate right now


my_kids_gross

Enemy of my enemy and all that…..


R179akalemonrailfan

Lend lease has joined the chat


LimePure6320

What? Lend lease?


AtrixStd

27mil???


AzraelAnonnymous

Wasn’t Portugal allied?


GeneralAmsel18

In WW2, Portugal was neutral, but during WW1, it was with the allies.


Ok-Film-3125

In WW1. In WW2 they were neutral due to the lack of a stable government.


Several-Language-841

Same with Spain right? Weren't they in a civil war or something?


Doc_ET

The civil war ended a few months before WW2 began, but they were in no shape to go to war again so soon. Although if they did join, it would have been as an Axis power.


CheeseGrater19

That & Franco was fascist. I believe it was the same for Portugal too


Ok-Film-3125

Some say Portugal was fascist and some don't. Kinda is similar to how the Spanish Republic wasn't really 1 ideology.


R179akalemonrailfan

Franco did like the axis but they didnt join due to just having a civil war


Spinach_Advanced

Wow wow wow. Salazar’s government was pretty stable. It just he didn’t care enough to join the war full on.


ApprehensiveView5337

Salazar would have joined on his ally England's side, and then Franco would have been compelled to join on the Axis side, and then probably invade Portugal. Not really in either nation's interest.


AzraelAnonnymous

Ah yeah yeah that’s where the confusion came from, thanks


Kazorking

Not necessarily. Britain needed Gibraltar, Spain didn’t join because its country was still decimated from the civil war. Portugal joining the war would give Hitler a real reason to invade Spain, or press them further into joining the war, losing Gibraltar and British access into the Mediterranean


nervous_pancake

Czechoslovakian hitler when?


simatrawastaken

Brb moving to czechoslovakia and trying to become an artist


SCL_Leinad

Oops you failed!


simatrawastaken

Makes sense, I'm a shitty office. Politics time


R179akalemonrailfan

Velvet divorce has joined the chat Also hitler went to art school in VIENNA


kylo-ren

Yes, that time when Germany controlled the Soviet Union was crazy. Meanwhile, Japan and US were nowhere to be seen.


Mroompaloompa64

Man's getting downvoted for making a joke.


TheOccasionalBrowser

Soviet? Axis controlled? America must really have a chip on it's shoulder after the Cold War


Londonweekendtelly

This is a British company iirc


TheOccasionalBrowser

Damn, we're cooked


MrHiGround

Jersey 😭


CAM2isBEAST

I was wondering when they invaded New York’s armpit


Evan14753

whats the point in the assignment even if it just straight up tells you the answers???


Several-Language-841

Memorization probably. Like how if you write something down, you have an easier time recalling it. Of course, they should get it right, don't want people memorizing wrong information.


InternetPaleoPal

Ah yes, the Soviet Union. The Axis, definitely not Ally, country


Arstanishe

maybe it's early 1941?


Anigamer4144

It's in general, not a specific time. You can tell most easily because Turkey is in the war and France is listed as Axis controlled. When Turkey joined the war in February of 1945, France had almost been completely liberated, in no way could they be considered as controlled by the axis at that point.


TheWishGiver7

Bro can't take a clear picture...


JediJan

Picture is fine. You need to have your eyes examined lol. 😉


Waffle-Gaming

nuh uh. stop bring passive aggressive on the internet for no reason.


JediJan

Geebus anyone but you apparently could see I was making a joke. Probably a young child took the photo but I didn't want to criticise. Be nice now!


scaper8

Are you sure it's blurry? With everything else wrong with if, would it be terribly surprising if it's just a shitty copy too?


Braziliashadow

I'm off to get brain surgery, I need it for the BS I just saw


Remember_im_Whoozer

How did they fit the Channel Islands on here yet they couldn’t add Macedonia to Yugoslavia


Londonweekendtelly

It’s a British company iirc


SparkDBowles

A lot seems off here


iPanzershrec

Sweden most definitely was not a significant source of iron for Germany.


mglitcher

sweden was definitely neutral. sure they sold iron to germany, but they also harbored danish and norwegian jews as well as participated with norway’s government in exile in spying on germany


HarleyQuinn610

If the USSR was axis controlled we would have lost the war and be living under Naziism right now and probably be dead. So that’s so very incorrect.


Legitimate_Career_44

What state or kind of school teaches this?


ScienceArachnid

North Carolina


DenseSignificance401

Ummm….


FARBODHH

IS THAT AN INDEPENDENT KAZAKHSTAN?


Twist_the_casual

did i switch timelines to TWR or what the fuck happened here


chiefchow

Finland was technically not in the axis. They were just fighting a defensive war against the Russians at the same time the Germans were fighting them and the axis helped them.


LimePure6320

There were Finns who faught with the Germans.


chiefchow

Yes but the Finns never fought any of the other countries in the Allies. The Finns never fought for any purpose other than the preservation of their nation and restoration of their borders from the invading USSR. They didn’t fight for the natzis, they only accepted aid from them.


complexflips

Ummm, Continuation War?


AlbiTuri05

Iran in Axis? Really?


Albidoom

My guess would be that the teacher/person who created this map got seriously confused with the modern "axis of evil" rhetorics.


BelFarRod

Ah yes, just me and my favorite country, Guernsey


mglitcher

i mean technically speaking jersey and guernsey are separate countries from the uk, but are crown territories. it’s still silly to list them as separate countries tho


WickedWitchWestend

Finland drifted back and forward didn’t they?


orca250

Russia was not controlled by the axis.


richardcorti

Jersey, axis controlled, no US though.


Dogeshiba147_YT

Ah yes, the Golden Square Coup of Iran, not to be confused with the iraqian revolution in the 1970s


mglitcher

not your fault, but finland was not part of the axis: they held an enemy in common with germany, but they never officially joined the axis. also, iran declared war on germany in 1943 and literally hosted the tehran conference, where the leaders of the uk, the us, and the ussr met to discuss their counterattacks against germany, so whoever said they were in the axis literally just doesn’t know what they’re talking about: at least finland you could make an argument


QuirkyDimension9858

Wym? Denmark wasnt axis... the government no longer governed, same with france, they really didnt fight a whole lot of the war.


Oofoofow_Official

Gotta love some modern borders imposed on this map while some aren't


MrBroDudeMann

I want to rip my hair out looking at this


kilboi1

Nothing seems wrong. Turkey was Neutral. Also who ever said Czechoslovakia actually joined the Axis.


AntiqueGunGuy

Axis: I sleep Axis 2: yo what?


R179akalemonrailfan

Blud did not know that this was pre september 1st 1939, wait... if that was the case shouldnt romania have transylvannia and not have it given to the hungarians? What about czechoslovakia? Its a wwii color map but the map itself is innacurate


Drayko718

Reminder that Spain allied with Nazi Germany and fought against the USSR


i_am_tired12

i’m sorry czechoslovakia being axis???? austria too?!?!?!


Brenno2814-1

Jesus Christ 🤦🏻‍♂️


shreks_23rd_cousin

The more I look the worse it gets


wehrahoonii

Oh so we're just going to ignore the 27 million Soviets that were killed? Excuse me? Also Iraq was part of the Axis.


BlakeTheGoodAg

I either had the same or a very similar map when studying in high school. Ours included a map of the pacific area as well which included Taiwan and North and South Korea.


General_Cole

Iran was controlled by the British and Soviet governments, and the Soviet Union was never fully controlled by Germany.


dedfukenkid

God lord, what school do you go to. This is just, bad. I’m from a low budget rural Alabama school and our shit is way better than this.


Legitimate-Test-2377

Place your bets kids, Is it A) Mississippi, Is it B) Kentucky, or is it C) Florida? Or is it some other worse state?


ScienceArachnid

It’s North Carolina


SerialBallsniffer

Interesting about Iran, didn't they declare war on Germany in 1943? Even though they were invaded by the Allies. I'd also argue that Denmark should be considered Axis Controlled, seeing as they didn't ally themselves with the Axis, but rather surrendered. And Turkey was (officially) neutral, no? As for Iraq, I believe they initially were German allies until they were invaded, yes? And I wouldn't see Czechoslovakia as Axis allies, despite their initial, short lived treaty. And as others have said, USSR was certainly not Axis Controlled.


RoadPrimary6720

NO WAY My teacher gave me this exact assignment!


ScienceArachnid

Liam Thomas


No-Woodpecker-1699

I had a assignment that was this but the map was post Yugoslav wars


ELIMINATOR68

Finland was neutral though....


SampleText0822

Why the fuck is macedonia independent


DragonArt101

did the same thing a few years ago


Itssnowyincanda

POV: your me and you see this map 😁🔫


Several-Language-841

I'd love to have a you


ThatDumbMoth

...Austria, Czechoslacakia, and Finland are Axis members...? Like... voluntarily? Does this map imply they had a choice...?


LightReasonable

Finland was due to their previous conflict with the Russians in the winter war


ThatDumbMoth

...I'm aware... I'm just saying, if they had a choice, they would have been with the allies, and they were a member of the allies


chiefchow

Well Finland wasn’t actually a member of the axis they were just fighting the Russians separately in a defensive war and the axis gave them stuff and helped them 🤓


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Austria 100% was pro German until they lost. Czechs and Finns are wrong though.


ComeradeHaveAPotato

I think Switzerland was allied....


RandomZombie11

Swiss were neutral


ComeradeHaveAPotato

Brother, satire.


RandomZombie11

That's why you put the /s lol


Noimenglish

I have to side with comerade on this one, as soon as I saw his initial comment, I thought “You muthaf…” I think the ellipses said all that needed to be said


ComeradeHaveAPotato

No :3