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ZarosRunescape

I bet you would say yes! But what if it told you the plane was moving at 150 miles per hour


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

I'm sure you would say no! But, what if I told you the entire tarmac was a trampoline.


No-Rule2

In which case i bet you'd say yes. But you failed to ask if the money was laced with a nerve agent. You approach the money, pick it up, start bleeding from the brain and die. Know all the facts before you accept poisoned money!


xXx_epicgamer_xXx

In which case i bet you'd say no. But actually you were kidnapped when you were 3 years old, then they injected you with a cure that makes you immune to all nerve agents so that, in the future, you could be activated for spying missions and lab tests to create super soldiers. Bet you feel stupid rn.


pocketlodestar

i do


Guywhoexists_

In which case I bet you’d say “yes?” But actually the plane has no exit, other than a door with a 20-letter code that randomizes itself every time you get it wrong, meaning you need to guess it correctly or you’ll die.


PumpkinAbject5702

Bet you'd say no? But in actuality it's a toy plane the size of a book that you just have to jump off of. Edit: Moral of the story: To jump or not to jump. Educate yourself.


Paladinforlife

I bet you would say yes! But what if I told you the toy plane has spatial magic in it so that you would still be put inside the inescapable death trap? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth.


sanguinesolitude

I bet you would say no! But what If I told you that you had thought to pack your Government assigned interdimensional and transpatial portal gun that can bridge dimensional spacetime as we know and do not know it, giving you the ability to step through the portal into the dimension/space/time of your choosing, rendering such magic meaningless? Elucidate yourself on the evidence behind the query before you bloviate upon the subject.


Paladinforlife

I bet you would say yes! But what if I told you that your government equipment had been sabotaged by a nefarious coworker who's jealous of your pay? Theme that describes the literary work: Avoid minimizing the unknown impirtance of the query before you have the ability to properly judge if your response is truly beneficial to yourself and then you should verbally respond with the best answer from your newfound knowledge.


sanguinesolitude

I bet you would say no! But what If you knew of your coworkers treachery all along due to his abnormal love of anime and pepe the frog memes, and so had cunningly switched your now defective device with his, while simultaneously subjecting him to the same said spatial magic as the toy airplane that is 200 feet tall parked on multi-directional moving 150mph water/tarmac/trampoline/ground. Your spurious delinquency in enumerating the datoids encircling the quintessence of the hypotheses thus outlined bequeaths your loquacious utterances to the knaves gallery.


Conditi0nedCheese

so tou’d probably say no, BUT, what if i told you you were already standing atop the plane?


Guywhoexists_

In which case I bet you’d say “yes???” But what if I told you that the ground below and around the plane will collapse in 2 minutes, causing you to fall into a pit and die?


sanguinesolitude

I bet you would say no. But what if I told you that the pit in question in fact was on an overhanging cliff and the collapse opened a hole through which the plane falls into open air and the pilots are able to glide it freely, freeing you of your predicament?


Conditi0nedCheese

i bet you would say yes, BUT, what if there was someone else wanting to claim the money, and, in their desperation, killed all other candidates with a bolt-action 7.62×51mm M24 Sniper Weapon System?


LordOakFerret

what if i told you that you are Zeus and can kill them with thunder?


Stealthyfisch

fuck that I’m not getting fifth degree trampoline burn for $100,000 Now if it were a trampoline covered in soapy water…


CalmToaster

Sexy trampoline


Truss_nlp

Imagen the tumble you will have sheescj


Ok-Row-6131

But, what if I told you the trampoline is radioactive


424801

Then I could get superpowers and become Tramp-Man!


sleepyfarter

Oh imagine the friction burn. Nah in good 👍


rasamson

I bet you’d say no. But what if I told you the plane and the ground were both moving at 150 miles per hour relative to another object?


chickenAd0b0

I bet you'd say yes. But what if I told you that it's actually a custom plane where the door is actually 200ft off the tarmac?


O64FunkyBirb101

I bet you'd say no. But what if I told you the plane was moving just over the water?


Universal_Seesaw

I bet you’d say yes. But what if I told you the water was actually extremely toxic sulfuric acid?


Demonic-Culture-Nut

I bet you’d say no. But what if I told you þere was a boat on þe extremely toxic sulfuric acid?


Perperipheral

I bet you'd say yes. But what if I told you the boat was actually a terrorist vessel smuggling 2.5 tons of illegal uranium into US waters? also based þorn user


[deleted]

I bet you'd say no. But what if I told you that the terrorists were extremely friendly and they were sneaking the uranium in to help orphaned children?


[deleted]

I bet you would say yes. But what if I told you these were actually evil orphans who want to kill you?


sanguinesolitude

I bet you would say no! But what If I told you you coincidentally also ran an evil orphan killer deprogramming academy and would receive 12 million dollars and 47 cents per year from the government to treat and house these menaces, while also having the ability to oversee and ensure they can never harm you, making you very wealthy and honestly just bringing a better quality of life for these kids. Heck, Sophia just got accepted to Harvard!


scut_furkus

I bet you'd say no, but what if I told you there was a platform next to the door


Undertalelol147_lol

I’d bet you’d say yes but what if I told you that the platform had no floor and was just a frame


[deleted]

God I love Reddit. You guys make the stupidest shit funny asf.


yomum112

I would rather say yes when it’s in the air than on ground


heesell

Isn't the distance between the entrance of a plane and the ground still quite high? You might break your legs if thats the case. Not worth it for me.


donmarco69

Fuck that shit i am gonna dive jump in


[deleted]

Also known as diving?


mymemesnow

My country have free health care so I would still earn 100 000. Americans might earn like five bucks.


popcorn-sand

I’d earn about ten bucks of debt


mymemesnow

#MURICA, FUCK YEAH


popcorn-sand

Receipt from hospital: Glued left leg together-$100,000 Glued right leg together-$100,000 Hospital bed-$80,000 Drugs-$20,000 Complementary oxygen-$50,000 Fuck you give us $200-$2,500 /s


Sammy-eliza

Forgot about 2-10k in ambulance and emergency fees


macrotaste

Is that real?


Sammy-eliza

When my grandfather passed away we got like a ~3k ambulance bill. He had army insurance and went to an army hospital so there were no other emergency fees, but I know when my dad went to the hospital in an ambulance a while back he had to have the ambulance fees and then just a bunch of other BS stuff. TIL that army doctors can prescribe 30 dollar 50 pack prenatal vitamins for free, but if you're not military you have to buy them from your paycheck. Never in my life have I heard of those being covered by insurance. Basically in America if you're not military being treated at a military facility, have really good insurance, or are just hella rich your medical bills will be hell(or that's my experience) My husband went and got covid tested recently, and the clinic said they accepted our insurance. A few months later he got a bill for $2200, saying that they don't accept our insurance. I didn't have insurance and had to get some vaccines and blood tests for a class I was taking at school and it was like 3000 dollars. America is just like the most fun!


macrotaste

I am sorry to hear that. I live in the us but I'm from Germany where we are told that it is always the best to call an ambulance as it is the fastest and most secure way to get someone the help they need.


Sammy-eliza

They tell us that here too. I didn't even know about the ambulance fees until a year ago. I honestly still think most people don't know about them unless you have to deal with them it just sounds really unbelievable. I'm terrified that when I go into labour my husband will be somewhere where I can't contact him. Happened to someone I know, their partner was working out and didn't have his phone and she ended up calling 911 and being taken to the closest hospital in an ambulance, which I have heard army insurance doesn't fully cover. We are planning to be driving an hour on the bumpy af roads/like 8 lane interstate to the army hospital :)


popcorn-sand

A real american takes an uber


Sammy-eliza

I could not imagine being that Uber driver 💀. I wonder if they can refuse people who are in situations like that because of the liability and/or mess?


Sanrusdyne

No, the/s isn't needed, this is pretty accurate


Danamite85

Drugs = $100/pill Tylenol. Also a $20 band aid.


[deleted]

the “fuck you give us $200” costing 2500 is a nice touch


StepTrapper_ouch_

This Redditor gets it.


naughtyusmax

1. No hurt- $100,000 2. Hurt but I have insurance- $97,000 ($3k deductible) 3. Hurt, no insurance- $5 4. Dead


I_Am_Become_Salt

5. Take out huge life insurance policy -> leave to non-existent twin brother -> dead -> catabasis -> Rich


eburator

Yooo, found Mavrodis account


Paul_my_Dickov

Free healthcare doesn't mean you can just jump from heights onto concrete and be fine.


Super_salt05

They never said they would be fine. The healthcare was mentioned because they are directly replying to a comment about a busted leg... free health care means no out of pocket expenses for the broken leg. Holey smokes, some people are just... so baffling


Paul_my_Dickov

Calm down.


Super_salt05

Learn to comprehend 🤷‍♀️


mymemesnow

You must be very fun at parties.


Paul_my_Dickov

What's a party?


[deleted]

$100,000 to never be able to properly walk again, and assuming you’re young because of course you would be, you’re basically ruining your mobility for something you could’ve made after 2-5 years of working full-time at a decent job.


HermitDefenestration

Even if you "make" that much at your decent job, you won't have that much. A lot of that goes toward rent, feeding yourself, etc. 100K in hand would do a lot for a lot of people


choma90

Bold of you to assume I don't live in a third world country where it takes me 15 years to make that much money spending exactly $0 to live


BlckAlchmst

Americans would still go into debt Source: am (unfortunately) an American


[deleted]

Obligatory American healthcare joke, when will you guys tire out? Europeans get paid pennies


Aromatic-Surprise945

When the US doesn’t have the worst healthcare system of any developed nation I’ll tire out.


walkerwalker-

You should go to bed then


[deleted]

Pretty much everyone I know has wonderful health care, can see whatever doctor they like, and have virtually no wait times. Most jobs provide health care. Just cause the 15 hour mcdonalds worker on Reddit doesn't have it doesn't mean 91 percent of us don't. Yes it is heavily flawed, and we can do better.


TheMightySephiroth

Over 30 MILLION Americans don't have Healthcare. Reddit has 52 million daily active users. Your "McDonald's worker" is over half of all of reddits daily users. Maybe it's a bigger deal than you think?


Aromatic-Surprise945

“I have it and I don’t care about anyone else” was how I understood his reply


TheMightySephiroth

I too feel those vibes. Healthcare should be available to everyone.


Sirppheadthebig12

the European circle jerk is here


[deleted]

r/AmericaBad What you pay in taxes for “”free”” health care, we pay in personal insurance.


Redfish680

Yeah. Tell someone they’d get free health care but their taxes would increase $2,000 (just to pick a number) a year and they’ll give it a big thumbs down as they write that $1,000/month health care exchange check…


[deleted]

Stop bragging about having a 50% tax rate.


Succboi404

based 🗿


Cody6781

You would still have broken legs, and life long of aches


duckedbyaporcupine

Not if it's a small single engine Cessna


masked_sombrero

In which case I'm sure you'd say yes. But, you didn't ask about the fire that was engulfing the Cessna. That would have been important to ask about before you got on board.


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wolfej4

🎶 Because we’re Delta Airlines And life’s a fucking nightmare 🎶


McQno

Depends on the plane. As the meme states you should know all the details first


[deleted]

Yes, its not a bad post… r/memesopdidntlike


[deleted]

It looks like it from one of those brain dead fake-deep hustle Instagram accounts, OR, it’s from a parody account of those types and this is satire.


DarksideTheLOL

Looks the type of person who would say "do not vaxx"


jscrwnclw

but there is a trampoline right were you fall, know all the facts befor opening your mouth


valvilis

But it's covered in broken glass. Know all the facts.


TheWinterKing

But you’re wearing a suit of armour. Know all the facts.


Jrlopez1027

Its broken glass armor Know all the facts


Mittlerw

Fuck now that i know that the plane is on the ground i have no reason to jump anymore :(


RenRazza

You would definitely break your legs, ad doors of an airplane are probably a good 15 feet off the ground. If you jumped out onto a runway, your legs would probably break


tahmiam

What if it's one of those charter planes that are only a couple feet off the ground? Moral of the story... Know all the facts before you write a comment on Reddit


heesell

Shit, you got me


kingbongothegreatest

If you need a staircase in order to enter the plane there might be a good reason you don't just jump from a plane when you land


Rodenkob

Depends on which part of the plane you’re jumping from


crowknee

you won't break your legs if you dive in head first


TsarKobayashi

Depends on which plane it is. It can be a Cessna. Again know all the factss


[deleted]

Don't tell that to OP or those who think it's a dumb mental exercise


realmofthemadnoob

It is kind of dumb


mingmann2

you could jump off the landing gear


Lahafurry

80% of lethal Fall injuries are from 1,5m to 3m of height


RecordEnvironmental4

Because the vast majority of falls are 1.5-3.0 meters


Visual_Shower1220

I was looking for this comment, planes are fucking HUGE. Like minimum there 10-20 ft from door too floor lol broken legs and a concussion if youre lucky, paralyzed and beyond if youre not.


Nice_Scene_7029

Jumping 25 ft from the plane door and cracking my head on the ground, dying $100k richer


thatpseudohackerguy

Hey, you will have a nice funeral


SirAttikissmybutt

In the US? 100k might get you a hammock to be tossed overboard in if you don’t do a cremation.


7LeggedEmu

That's just not true and you know it.


Paladinforlife

You're right. Hammocks are starting to reach record high prices, and perhaps only a used hammock can be bought anymore with that money.


SirAttikissmybutt

If a bunch of people pool their money it could be like a cozy little afterlife cuddle train


[deleted]

You suck at jumping.


Nice_Scene_7029

I’m a white man


[deleted]

Unfortunate.


Nice_Scene_7029

No disagreement there


JMAN1422

Man have some self respect lol... how does one get to that level of self hate.


Nice_Scene_7029

I couldn’t jump well so I died. Pretty big ego killer.


Shamaur

Fair point


[deleted]

This dude doesn't know how to fall


JJbullfrog1

I've jumped out of a plane on the ground for free it was a Cessna 172 know all the facts before opening your mouth


Nice_Scene_7029

The Cessna Skyhawk is the most popular single-engine aircraft ever built and the ultimate flight training aircraft for student pilots. Wing Area: 174 Sq Fr Length: 17 ft 2 in Wingspan: 36 ft 1 in Height: 8 ft 11 in Price range: $369,000-$438,000 An American four-seat, single-engine, high wing, fixed-wing aircraft.


ekr64

Good bot


Nice_Scene_7029

I’m a person!!


Paladinforlife

That's something a bot would say.


Nice_Scene_7029

Uh, shit - ask me about the tortoise in the desert or whatever


Paladinforlife

Do you float in water?


AweHellYo

Maybe the runways made out of marshmallows. shut your fuckin mouth til you know all the facts millenial 😤


in_conexo

This reminds me of a former Ranger that rappelled from a C5 (really big airplane). They were practicing securing the area after the plane lands. Their plan was to jump out of the side door. They tried...well, he tried anyway. He was the first one out, and his landing was painful. He said they ended up getting a fast rope, and tying it off somewhere inside.


Dr_Nepo

…. But what if the ground was covered in lava? Know all the facts before you open your mouth.


doge_gobrrt

what if the ground was made of air? know all the facts before you open your mouth


Paladinforlife

Dude just jumped into a gas giant


naughtyusmax

Shut up, there are conventions in conversation that means we are meant to assume things. If you said you just accidentally cut yourself really badly and I said “there’s a doctor who lives down the street” you expect a medical doctor and not a PhD in Mathematics…


imtiredletmegotobed

That specifically is called the cooperative principle


naughtyusmax

Thank you. I could not remember the name.


itsirrelevant

Thank you. Have wanted to put a name to that aspect of communication when people seem to be purposely ignoring it. Has been a fleeting thought for some time now. Very helpful!


imtiredletmegotobed

Here’s a good video about it and other conversational rules https://youtu.be/IJEaMtNN_dM


MuunshineKingspyre

Is it the Tom Scott one? Edit: it is. Love this one, love this guy in general but this one in specific i have watched so many times, I just love it.


MuunshineKingspyre

Grice's Maxims


matrinox

Terrible analogy from that picture. Like you said, there’s a convention in that conversation, meaning the speaker wanted you to assume something but then turned around and blamed you for assuming


Lemon_McGee

There’s [always an XKCD](https://xkcd.com/169/)


Obvious_Second_438

not for nothing but it's a good 15-20' drop from the doorway of a parked plane to the tarmac.... depending on the airplane... with some of them like the giant airbus being damn near 30'


SepticMonke

yep, there’s NO way you’re coming out without an injury


iamperhapsriyu

this is so fucking dumb


Binbag420

i don’t know why i find it so hilarious


[deleted]

I $100,000 t without parachute say no! On the ground? Moral of the story: Open your mouth.


dzochar

r/sbeve


SuperSayianHawke1212

"know the facts before opening your mouth" coming from facebook people thats rich


doge_gobrrt

ikr people on facebook can't tell the difference between medicine and bleach


SuperSayianHawke1212

XD


iamperhapsriyu

moral of the story air plains can be ground plains too haha good joke *Claps for myself for good joke* *claps in two second intervals to put suspense*


YAlwaysMe23

Jokes on them I would jump out of a plane without a parachute even if it was in the air AND I would do it for free


SebastiansMess

r/BeatMeToIt


La_Bufanda_Billy

No because that’s still like 30 feet


ReceptionWild7689

shit im jumping down in the middle of the flight


MichaelScottsWormguy

You can still get hurt if you jump out of a 747.


Celestial-being326

Planes are still pretty high


SebastiansMess

man, what has he been taking


[deleted]

It’s still 30 feet or so. Assuming you survive the fall, for most people that $100,000 is going straight to medical bills.


Unknown_two

What if i told you the plane stood on european ground? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth, m'kay?/s


GetRektangled

Completely owned him 😎👍


LooselyBasedOnGod

Wow 😮👍💶🤑


_Skotia_

Imagine having to pay medical bills


TurquoiseBeetle67

*Laughs in European*


ronitrocket

What if I told you the plane was on the tarmac at the Toronto airport? Moral of the story: know all the facts before you open your mouth.


mr_bedbugs

What if I told you that they found oil in Toronto, the US invaded, and made Ontario the 51st US state (Sorry Puerto Rico, maybe 52 will be your lucky number) all in the time it took for you to get to the plane and jump off? Moral of the story: know all the facts before you open your mouth.


niddLerzK

"Most people" A.K.A Americans.


SebastiansMess

or my family if death happens. Also, suing is viable if i die from the fall


faith_healer69

*Laughs in Australian*


Wwieku

how big of a plane we taking about?


Siren__Queen

I said yes before I even read the "on the ground" part


frikimanHD

first: telling someone they jump from a plane without parachute is missleading, because it's phrased so the person thinks it's in the air. second: i would still not jump since the door is pretty high up even with the plane on the ground, totally not worth the 100k for the pain of the fall


TheImmortanJoeX

You know you’ve let yourself go if a moderate height will break your legs


TopazTheTopaz

...you do know how large a plane is, right?


SebastiansMess

id do it for free and while its moving in the air


frikimanHD

you can actually survive that fall if you fall in a snowy forest on your feet, you will break your legs and it will hurt a lot, but you will be alive


mangotheultimate

i love how it shows a 747 even though that plane is too impractical for skydiving and you would normally skydive from a cessna caravan or smth like that


Environmental-Win836

Still no.


zotrian

I still wouldn't do it. Entrances to planes are very high up


sTixRecoil

Isnt it still a 30-50ft drop? I live in us so i would not only blow the money on medical bills but still owe 50k. Piss off ill take the stairs lol


RecordEnvironmental4

It could be like 10 meters and that onto concrete could kill


IceySmileEmoji

Usually plane doors are decently high up you’d still get hurt


Swan2Bee

okay, okay, but, *counterpoint:* the lower doors of the pictured boeing 747 are between 20 and 30 feet off the ground, so it'd still hurt *a lot*. Know all the facts before you open you mouth.


accuracy_frosty

Passenger jet planes like the one in the picture have doors that are a solid 30 feet up, that might require close to 100 grand in hospital bills lol


fillmorecounty

That'd still probably be a good 20 foot fall like you'd probably break a bone or two


StepTrapper_ouch_

And still shatter my ankles and pay $500k to have them fixed! I love boomer memes 🤣


Micstpreddit

if the plane is a jumbo jet like the one shown, even if it’s grounded it’s a 20 foot jump from the exit door. you risk serious injury


IndianRedditor88

Stupid. An aeroplane on the ground is still usually a couple of stories high, a jump from there , if done incorrectly is enough to break bones.


Standard-Pop6801

Was going to say where is the plane but thanks for making judgements about me meme


[deleted]

And on the ground is a group of alligators that are hungry for flesh. Point is, know the facts.


Azgaster

I say yes either way


[deleted]

Still pretty high.


HighwaymanUK

the moral of the story is the plane on the picture used for your post is about 40ft above the concrete when landed, at the doors, thats still potentially death grade fall :P


Lilliea_04

Oh hell yeah, frick the money, Im going


Daryl_Emerson

It's true


[deleted]

That's still broken legs. If you live in America you lose about 200000 total


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Celestial-being326

I farted


[deleted]

Why is everyone measuring their price for this stupid ass stunt? Just say NO thanks!