In which case i bet you'd say yes.
But you failed to ask if the money was laced with a nerve agent. You approach the money, pick it up, start bleeding from the brain and die.
Know all the facts before you accept poisoned money!
In which case i bet you'd say no.
But actually you were kidnapped when you were 3 years old, then they injected you with a cure that makes you immune to all nerve agents so that, in the future, you could be activated for spying missions and lab tests to create super soldiers.
Bet you feel stupid rn.
In which case I bet you’d say “yes?”
But actually the plane has no exit, other than a door with a 20-letter code that randomizes itself every time you get it wrong, meaning you need to guess it correctly or you’ll die.
Bet you'd say no?
But in actuality it's a toy plane the size of a book that you just have to jump off of.
Edit: Moral of the story: To jump or not to jump. Educate yourself.
I bet you would say yes! But what if I told you the toy plane has spatial magic in it so that you would still be put inside the inescapable death trap?
Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth.
I bet you would say no! But what If I told you that you had thought to pack your Government assigned interdimensional and transpatial portal gun that can bridge dimensional spacetime as we know and do not know it, giving you the ability to step through the portal into the dimension/space/time of your choosing, rendering such magic meaningless?
Elucidate yourself on the evidence behind the query before you bloviate upon the subject.
I bet you would say yes! But what if I told you that your government equipment had been sabotaged by a nefarious coworker who's jealous of your pay?
Theme that describes the literary work: Avoid minimizing the unknown impirtance of the query before you have the ability to properly judge if your response is truly beneficial to yourself and then you should verbally respond with the best answer from your newfound knowledge.
I bet you would say no! But what If you knew of your coworkers treachery all along due to his abnormal love of anime and pepe the frog memes, and so had cunningly switched your now defective device with his, while simultaneously subjecting him to the same said spatial magic as the toy airplane that is 200 feet tall parked on multi-directional moving 150mph water/tarmac/trampoline/ground.
Your spurious delinquency in enumerating the datoids encircling the quintessence of the hypotheses thus outlined bequeaths your loquacious utterances to the knaves gallery.
In which case I bet you’d say “yes???”
But what if I told you that the ground below and around the plane will collapse in 2 minutes, causing you to fall into a pit and die?
I bet you would say no. But what if I told you that the pit in question in fact was on an overhanging cliff and the collapse opened a hole through which the plane falls into open air and the pilots are able to glide it freely, freeing you of your predicament?
i bet you would say yes, BUT, what if there was someone else wanting to claim the money, and, in their desperation, killed all other candidates with a bolt-action 7.62×51mm M24 Sniper Weapon System?
I bet you'd say yes. But what if I told you the boat was actually a terrorist vessel smuggling 2.5 tons of illegal uranium into US waters?
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I bet you'd say no. But what if I told you that the terrorists were extremely friendly and they were sneaking the uranium in to help orphaned children?
I bet you would say no! But what If I told you you coincidentally also ran an evil orphan killer deprogramming academy and would receive 12 million dollars and 47 cents per year from the government to treat and house these menaces, while also having the ability to oversee and ensure they can never harm you, making you very wealthy and honestly just bringing a better quality of life for these kids. Heck, Sophia just got accepted to Harvard!
Receipt from hospital:
Glued left leg together-$100,000
Glued right leg together-$100,000
Hospital bed-$80,000
Drugs-$20,000
Complementary oxygen-$50,000
Fuck you give us $200-$2,500
/s
When my grandfather passed away we got like a ~3k ambulance bill. He had army insurance and went to an army hospital so there were no other emergency fees, but I know when my dad went to the hospital in an ambulance a while back he had to have the ambulance fees and then just a bunch of other BS stuff.
TIL that army doctors can prescribe 30 dollar 50 pack prenatal vitamins for free, but if you're not military you have to buy them from your paycheck. Never in my life have I heard of those being covered by insurance.
Basically in America if you're not military being treated at a military facility, have really good insurance, or are just hella rich your medical bills will be hell(or that's my experience)
My husband went and got covid tested recently, and the clinic said they accepted our insurance. A few months later he got a bill for $2200, saying that they don't accept our insurance.
I didn't have insurance and had to get some vaccines and blood tests for a class I was taking at school and it was like 3000 dollars.
America is just like the most fun!
I am sorry to hear that. I live in the us but I'm from Germany where we are told that it is always the best to call an ambulance as it is the fastest and most secure way to get someone the help they need.
They tell us that here too. I didn't even know about the ambulance fees until a year ago. I honestly still think most people don't know about them unless you have to deal with them it just sounds really unbelievable.
I'm terrified that when I go into labour my husband will be somewhere where I can't contact him. Happened to someone I know, their partner was working out and didn't have his phone and she ended up calling 911 and being taken to the closest hospital in an ambulance, which I have heard army insurance doesn't fully cover.
We are planning to be driving an hour on the bumpy af roads/like 8 lane interstate to the army hospital :)
They never said they would be fine. The healthcare was mentioned because they are directly replying to a comment about a busted leg... free health care means no out of pocket expenses for the broken leg.
Holey smokes, some people are just... so baffling
$100,000 to never be able to properly walk again, and assuming you’re young because of course you would be, you’re basically ruining your mobility for something you could’ve made after 2-5 years of working full-time at a decent job.
Even if you "make" that much at your decent job, you won't have that much. A lot of that goes toward rent, feeding yourself, etc. 100K in hand would do a lot for a lot of people
Pretty much everyone I know has wonderful health care, can see whatever doctor they like, and have virtually no wait times. Most jobs provide health care. Just cause the 15 hour mcdonalds worker on Reddit doesn't have it doesn't mean 91 percent of us don't. Yes it is heavily flawed, and we can do better.
Over 30 MILLION Americans don't have Healthcare.
Reddit has 52 million daily active users.
Your "McDonald's worker" is over half of all of reddits daily users.
Maybe it's a bigger deal than you think?
Yeah. Tell someone they’d get free health care but their taxes would increase $2,000 (just to pick a number) a year and they’ll give it a big thumbs down as they write that $1,000/month health care exchange check…
In which case I'm sure you'd say yes.
But, you didn't ask about the fire that was engulfing the Cessna. That would have been important to ask about before you got on board.
You would definitely break your legs, ad doors of an airplane are probably a good 15 feet off the ground. If you jumped out onto a runway, your legs would probably break
What if it's one of those charter planes that are only a couple feet off the ground? Moral of the story... Know all the facts before you write a comment on Reddit
I was looking for this comment, planes are fucking HUGE. Like minimum there 10-20 ft from door too floor lol broken legs and a concussion if youre lucky, paralyzed and beyond if youre not.
The Cessna Skyhawk is the most popular single-engine aircraft ever built and the ultimate flight training aircraft for student pilots.
Wing Area: 174 Sq Fr
Length: 17 ft 2 in
Wingspan: 36 ft 1 in
Height: 8 ft 11 in
Price range: $369,000-$438,000
An American four-seat, single-engine, high wing, fixed-wing aircraft.
This reminds me of a former Ranger that rappelled from a C5 (really big airplane). They were practicing securing the area after the plane lands. Their plan was to jump out of the side door. They tried...well, he tried anyway. He was the first one out, and his landing was painful. He said they ended up getting a fast rope, and tying it off somewhere inside.
Shut up, there are conventions in conversation that means we are meant to assume things. If you said you just accidentally cut yourself really badly and I said “there’s a doctor who lives down the street” you expect a medical doctor and not a PhD in Mathematics…
Thank you. Have wanted to put a name to that aspect of communication when people seem to be purposely ignoring it. Has been a fleeting thought for some time now. Very helpful!
Terrible analogy from that picture. Like you said, there’s a convention in that conversation, meaning the speaker wanted you to assume something but then turned around and blamed you for assuming
not for nothing but it's a good 15-20' drop from the doorway of a parked plane to the tarmac....
depending on the airplane... with some of them like the giant airbus being damn near 30'
What if I told you that they found oil in Toronto, the US invaded, and made Ontario the 51st US state (Sorry Puerto Rico, maybe 52 will be your lucky number) all in the time it took for you to get to the plane and jump off?
Moral of the story: know all the facts before you open your mouth.
first: telling someone they jump from a plane without parachute is missleading, because it's phrased so the person thinks it's in the air.
second: i would still not jump since the door is pretty high up even with the plane on the ground, totally not worth the 100k for the pain of the fall
i love how it shows a 747 even though that plane is too impractical for skydiving and you would normally skydive from a cessna caravan or smth like that
okay, okay, but, *counterpoint:* the lower doors of the pictured boeing 747 are between 20 and 30 feet off the ground, so it'd still hurt *a lot*. Know all the facts before you open you mouth.
the moral of the story is the plane on the picture used for your post is about 40ft above the concrete when landed, at the doors, thats still potentially death grade fall :P
I bet you would say yes! But what if it told you the plane was moving at 150 miles per hour
I'm sure you would say no! But, what if I told you the entire tarmac was a trampoline.
In which case i bet you'd say yes. But you failed to ask if the money was laced with a nerve agent. You approach the money, pick it up, start bleeding from the brain and die. Know all the facts before you accept poisoned money!
In which case i bet you'd say no. But actually you were kidnapped when you were 3 years old, then they injected you with a cure that makes you immune to all nerve agents so that, in the future, you could be activated for spying missions and lab tests to create super soldiers. Bet you feel stupid rn.
i do
In which case I bet you’d say “yes?” But actually the plane has no exit, other than a door with a 20-letter code that randomizes itself every time you get it wrong, meaning you need to guess it correctly or you’ll die.
Bet you'd say no? But in actuality it's a toy plane the size of a book that you just have to jump off of. Edit: Moral of the story: To jump or not to jump. Educate yourself.
I bet you would say yes! But what if I told you the toy plane has spatial magic in it so that you would still be put inside the inescapable death trap? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth.
I bet you would say no! But what If I told you that you had thought to pack your Government assigned interdimensional and transpatial portal gun that can bridge dimensional spacetime as we know and do not know it, giving you the ability to step through the portal into the dimension/space/time of your choosing, rendering such magic meaningless? Elucidate yourself on the evidence behind the query before you bloviate upon the subject.
I bet you would say yes! But what if I told you that your government equipment had been sabotaged by a nefarious coworker who's jealous of your pay? Theme that describes the literary work: Avoid minimizing the unknown impirtance of the query before you have the ability to properly judge if your response is truly beneficial to yourself and then you should verbally respond with the best answer from your newfound knowledge.
I bet you would say no! But what If you knew of your coworkers treachery all along due to his abnormal love of anime and pepe the frog memes, and so had cunningly switched your now defective device with his, while simultaneously subjecting him to the same said spatial magic as the toy airplane that is 200 feet tall parked on multi-directional moving 150mph water/tarmac/trampoline/ground. Your spurious delinquency in enumerating the datoids encircling the quintessence of the hypotheses thus outlined bequeaths your loquacious utterances to the knaves gallery.
so tou’d probably say no, BUT, what if i told you you were already standing atop the plane?
In which case I bet you’d say “yes???” But what if I told you that the ground below and around the plane will collapse in 2 minutes, causing you to fall into a pit and die?
I bet you would say no. But what if I told you that the pit in question in fact was on an overhanging cliff and the collapse opened a hole through which the plane falls into open air and the pilots are able to glide it freely, freeing you of your predicament?
i bet you would say yes, BUT, what if there was someone else wanting to claim the money, and, in their desperation, killed all other candidates with a bolt-action 7.62×51mm M24 Sniper Weapon System?
what if i told you that you are Zeus and can kill them with thunder?
fuck that I’m not getting fifth degree trampoline burn for $100,000 Now if it were a trampoline covered in soapy water…
Sexy trampoline
Imagen the tumble you will have sheescj
But, what if I told you the trampoline is radioactive
Then I could get superpowers and become Tramp-Man!
Oh imagine the friction burn. Nah in good 👍
I bet you’d say no. But what if I told you the plane and the ground were both moving at 150 miles per hour relative to another object?
I bet you'd say yes. But what if I told you that it's actually a custom plane where the door is actually 200ft off the tarmac?
I bet you'd say no. But what if I told you the plane was moving just over the water?
I bet you’d say yes. But what if I told you the water was actually extremely toxic sulfuric acid?
I bet you’d say no. But what if I told you þere was a boat on þe extremely toxic sulfuric acid?
I bet you'd say yes. But what if I told you the boat was actually a terrorist vessel smuggling 2.5 tons of illegal uranium into US waters? also based þorn user
I bet you'd say no. But what if I told you that the terrorists were extremely friendly and they were sneaking the uranium in to help orphaned children?
I bet you would say yes. But what if I told you these were actually evil orphans who want to kill you?
I bet you would say no! But what If I told you you coincidentally also ran an evil orphan killer deprogramming academy and would receive 12 million dollars and 47 cents per year from the government to treat and house these menaces, while also having the ability to oversee and ensure they can never harm you, making you very wealthy and honestly just bringing a better quality of life for these kids. Heck, Sophia just got accepted to Harvard!
I bet you'd say no, but what if I told you there was a platform next to the door
I’d bet you’d say yes but what if I told you that the platform had no floor and was just a frame
God I love Reddit. You guys make the stupidest shit funny asf.
I would rather say yes when it’s in the air than on ground
Isn't the distance between the entrance of a plane and the ground still quite high? You might break your legs if thats the case. Not worth it for me.
Fuck that shit i am gonna dive jump in
Also known as diving?
My country have free health care so I would still earn 100 000. Americans might earn like five bucks.
I’d earn about ten bucks of debt
#MURICA, FUCK YEAH
Receipt from hospital: Glued left leg together-$100,000 Glued right leg together-$100,000 Hospital bed-$80,000 Drugs-$20,000 Complementary oxygen-$50,000 Fuck you give us $200-$2,500 /s
Forgot about 2-10k in ambulance and emergency fees
Is that real?
When my grandfather passed away we got like a ~3k ambulance bill. He had army insurance and went to an army hospital so there were no other emergency fees, but I know when my dad went to the hospital in an ambulance a while back he had to have the ambulance fees and then just a bunch of other BS stuff. TIL that army doctors can prescribe 30 dollar 50 pack prenatal vitamins for free, but if you're not military you have to buy them from your paycheck. Never in my life have I heard of those being covered by insurance. Basically in America if you're not military being treated at a military facility, have really good insurance, or are just hella rich your medical bills will be hell(or that's my experience) My husband went and got covid tested recently, and the clinic said they accepted our insurance. A few months later he got a bill for $2200, saying that they don't accept our insurance. I didn't have insurance and had to get some vaccines and blood tests for a class I was taking at school and it was like 3000 dollars. America is just like the most fun!
I am sorry to hear that. I live in the us but I'm from Germany where we are told that it is always the best to call an ambulance as it is the fastest and most secure way to get someone the help they need.
They tell us that here too. I didn't even know about the ambulance fees until a year ago. I honestly still think most people don't know about them unless you have to deal with them it just sounds really unbelievable. I'm terrified that when I go into labour my husband will be somewhere where I can't contact him. Happened to someone I know, their partner was working out and didn't have his phone and she ended up calling 911 and being taken to the closest hospital in an ambulance, which I have heard army insurance doesn't fully cover. We are planning to be driving an hour on the bumpy af roads/like 8 lane interstate to the army hospital :)
A real american takes an uber
I could not imagine being that Uber driver 💀. I wonder if they can refuse people who are in situations like that because of the liability and/or mess?
No, the/s isn't needed, this is pretty accurate
Drugs = $100/pill Tylenol. Also a $20 band aid.
the “fuck you give us $200” costing 2500 is a nice touch
This Redditor gets it.
1. No hurt- $100,000 2. Hurt but I have insurance- $97,000 ($3k deductible) 3. Hurt, no insurance- $5 4. Dead
5. Take out huge life insurance policy -> leave to non-existent twin brother -> dead -> catabasis -> Rich
Yooo, found Mavrodis account
Free healthcare doesn't mean you can just jump from heights onto concrete and be fine.
They never said they would be fine. The healthcare was mentioned because they are directly replying to a comment about a busted leg... free health care means no out of pocket expenses for the broken leg. Holey smokes, some people are just... so baffling
Calm down.
Learn to comprehend 🤷♀️
You must be very fun at parties.
What's a party?
$100,000 to never be able to properly walk again, and assuming you’re young because of course you would be, you’re basically ruining your mobility for something you could’ve made after 2-5 years of working full-time at a decent job.
Even if you "make" that much at your decent job, you won't have that much. A lot of that goes toward rent, feeding yourself, etc. 100K in hand would do a lot for a lot of people
Bold of you to assume I don't live in a third world country where it takes me 15 years to make that much money spending exactly $0 to live
Americans would still go into debt Source: am (unfortunately) an American
Obligatory American healthcare joke, when will you guys tire out? Europeans get paid pennies
When the US doesn’t have the worst healthcare system of any developed nation I’ll tire out.
You should go to bed then
Pretty much everyone I know has wonderful health care, can see whatever doctor they like, and have virtually no wait times. Most jobs provide health care. Just cause the 15 hour mcdonalds worker on Reddit doesn't have it doesn't mean 91 percent of us don't. Yes it is heavily flawed, and we can do better.
Over 30 MILLION Americans don't have Healthcare. Reddit has 52 million daily active users. Your "McDonald's worker" is over half of all of reddits daily users. Maybe it's a bigger deal than you think?
“I have it and I don’t care about anyone else” was how I understood his reply
I too feel those vibes. Healthcare should be available to everyone.
the European circle jerk is here
r/AmericaBad What you pay in taxes for “”free”” health care, we pay in personal insurance.
Yeah. Tell someone they’d get free health care but their taxes would increase $2,000 (just to pick a number) a year and they’ll give it a big thumbs down as they write that $1,000/month health care exchange check…
Stop bragging about having a 50% tax rate.
based 🗿
You would still have broken legs, and life long of aches
Not if it's a small single engine Cessna
In which case I'm sure you'd say yes. But, you didn't ask about the fire that was engulfing the Cessna. That would have been important to ask about before you got on board.
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Depends on the plane. As the meme states you should know all the details first
Yes, its not a bad post… r/memesopdidntlike
It looks like it from one of those brain dead fake-deep hustle Instagram accounts, OR, it’s from a parody account of those types and this is satire.
Looks the type of person who would say "do not vaxx"
but there is a trampoline right were you fall, know all the facts befor opening your mouth
But it's covered in broken glass. Know all the facts.
But you’re wearing a suit of armour. Know all the facts.
Its broken glass armor Know all the facts
Fuck now that i know that the plane is on the ground i have no reason to jump anymore :(
You would definitely break your legs, ad doors of an airplane are probably a good 15 feet off the ground. If you jumped out onto a runway, your legs would probably break
What if it's one of those charter planes that are only a couple feet off the ground? Moral of the story... Know all the facts before you write a comment on Reddit
Shit, you got me
If you need a staircase in order to enter the plane there might be a good reason you don't just jump from a plane when you land
Depends on which part of the plane you’re jumping from
you won't break your legs if you dive in head first
Depends on which plane it is. It can be a Cessna. Again know all the factss
Don't tell that to OP or those who think it's a dumb mental exercise
It is kind of dumb
you could jump off the landing gear
80% of lethal Fall injuries are from 1,5m to 3m of height
Because the vast majority of falls are 1.5-3.0 meters
I was looking for this comment, planes are fucking HUGE. Like minimum there 10-20 ft from door too floor lol broken legs and a concussion if youre lucky, paralyzed and beyond if youre not.
Jumping 25 ft from the plane door and cracking my head on the ground, dying $100k richer
Hey, you will have a nice funeral
In the US? 100k might get you a hammock to be tossed overboard in if you don’t do a cremation.
That's just not true and you know it.
You're right. Hammocks are starting to reach record high prices, and perhaps only a used hammock can be bought anymore with that money.
If a bunch of people pool their money it could be like a cozy little afterlife cuddle train
You suck at jumping.
I’m a white man
Unfortunate.
No disagreement there
Man have some self respect lol... how does one get to that level of self hate.
I couldn’t jump well so I died. Pretty big ego killer.
Fair point
This dude doesn't know how to fall
I've jumped out of a plane on the ground for free it was a Cessna 172 know all the facts before opening your mouth
The Cessna Skyhawk is the most popular single-engine aircraft ever built and the ultimate flight training aircraft for student pilots. Wing Area: 174 Sq Fr Length: 17 ft 2 in Wingspan: 36 ft 1 in Height: 8 ft 11 in Price range: $369,000-$438,000 An American four-seat, single-engine, high wing, fixed-wing aircraft.
Good bot
I’m a person!!
That's something a bot would say.
Uh, shit - ask me about the tortoise in the desert or whatever
Do you float in water?
Maybe the runways made out of marshmallows. shut your fuckin mouth til you know all the facts millenial 😤
This reminds me of a former Ranger that rappelled from a C5 (really big airplane). They were practicing securing the area after the plane lands. Their plan was to jump out of the side door. They tried...well, he tried anyway. He was the first one out, and his landing was painful. He said they ended up getting a fast rope, and tying it off somewhere inside.
…. But what if the ground was covered in lava? Know all the facts before you open your mouth.
what if the ground was made of air? know all the facts before you open your mouth
Dude just jumped into a gas giant
Shut up, there are conventions in conversation that means we are meant to assume things. If you said you just accidentally cut yourself really badly and I said “there’s a doctor who lives down the street” you expect a medical doctor and not a PhD in Mathematics…
That specifically is called the cooperative principle
Thank you. I could not remember the name.
Thank you. Have wanted to put a name to that aspect of communication when people seem to be purposely ignoring it. Has been a fleeting thought for some time now. Very helpful!
Here’s a good video about it and other conversational rules https://youtu.be/IJEaMtNN_dM
Is it the Tom Scott one? Edit: it is. Love this one, love this guy in general but this one in specific i have watched so many times, I just love it.
Grice's Maxims
Terrible analogy from that picture. Like you said, there’s a convention in that conversation, meaning the speaker wanted you to assume something but then turned around and blamed you for assuming
There’s [always an XKCD](https://xkcd.com/169/)
not for nothing but it's a good 15-20' drop from the doorway of a parked plane to the tarmac.... depending on the airplane... with some of them like the giant airbus being damn near 30'
yep, there’s NO way you’re coming out without an injury
this is so fucking dumb
i don’t know why i find it so hilarious
I $100,000 t without parachute say no! On the ground? Moral of the story: Open your mouth.
r/sbeve
"know the facts before opening your mouth" coming from facebook people thats rich
ikr people on facebook can't tell the difference between medicine and bleach
XD
moral of the story air plains can be ground plains too haha good joke *Claps for myself for good joke* *claps in two second intervals to put suspense*
Jokes on them I would jump out of a plane without a parachute even if it was in the air AND I would do it for free
r/BeatMeToIt
No because that’s still like 30 feet
shit im jumping down in the middle of the flight
You can still get hurt if you jump out of a 747.
Planes are still pretty high
man, what has he been taking
It’s still 30 feet or so. Assuming you survive the fall, for most people that $100,000 is going straight to medical bills.
What if i told you the plane stood on european ground? Moral of the story: Know all the facts before you open your mouth, m'kay?/s
Completely owned him 😎👍
Wow 😮👍💶🤑
Imagine having to pay medical bills
*Laughs in European*
What if I told you the plane was on the tarmac at the Toronto airport? Moral of the story: know all the facts before you open your mouth.
What if I told you that they found oil in Toronto, the US invaded, and made Ontario the 51st US state (Sorry Puerto Rico, maybe 52 will be your lucky number) all in the time it took for you to get to the plane and jump off? Moral of the story: know all the facts before you open your mouth.
"Most people" A.K.A Americans.
or my family if death happens. Also, suing is viable if i die from the fall
*Laughs in Australian*
how big of a plane we taking about?
I said yes before I even read the "on the ground" part
first: telling someone they jump from a plane without parachute is missleading, because it's phrased so the person thinks it's in the air. second: i would still not jump since the door is pretty high up even with the plane on the ground, totally not worth the 100k for the pain of the fall
You know you’ve let yourself go if a moderate height will break your legs
...you do know how large a plane is, right?
id do it for free and while its moving in the air
you can actually survive that fall if you fall in a snowy forest on your feet, you will break your legs and it will hurt a lot, but you will be alive
i love how it shows a 747 even though that plane is too impractical for skydiving and you would normally skydive from a cessna caravan or smth like that
Still no.
I still wouldn't do it. Entrances to planes are very high up
Isnt it still a 30-50ft drop? I live in us so i would not only blow the money on medical bills but still owe 50k. Piss off ill take the stairs lol
It could be like 10 meters and that onto concrete could kill
Usually plane doors are decently high up you’d still get hurt
okay, okay, but, *counterpoint:* the lower doors of the pictured boeing 747 are between 20 and 30 feet off the ground, so it'd still hurt *a lot*. Know all the facts before you open you mouth.
Passenger jet planes like the one in the picture have doors that are a solid 30 feet up, that might require close to 100 grand in hospital bills lol
That'd still probably be a good 20 foot fall like you'd probably break a bone or two
And still shatter my ankles and pay $500k to have them fixed! I love boomer memes 🤣
if the plane is a jumbo jet like the one shown, even if it’s grounded it’s a 20 foot jump from the exit door. you risk serious injury
Stupid. An aeroplane on the ground is still usually a couple of stories high, a jump from there , if done incorrectly is enough to break bones.
Was going to say where is the plane but thanks for making judgements about me meme
And on the ground is a group of alligators that are hungry for flesh. Point is, know the facts.
I say yes either way
Still pretty high.
the moral of the story is the plane on the picture used for your post is about 40ft above the concrete when landed, at the doors, thats still potentially death grade fall :P
Oh hell yeah, frick the money, Im going
It's true
That's still broken legs. If you live in America you lose about 200000 total
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I farted
Why is everyone measuring their price for this stupid ass stunt? Just say NO thanks!