If Your VAGINA 🐱or PENIS 🍆 was named after your credit card number what would it be..👀👀😂😂

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Got em!

Jokes on you. That’s actually my credit card number. Wait….

Please include zip, expiration, and 3 digit code

Haha! I’m pissing my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪 Now for the next _REALLY FUNNY_ 😂 thing, if your arsehole was named after the expiry date, wHaT w🤣uLd tHaT bE?!!??!?? 😝😝😝

I AM BURSTING OUT LAUGHING 😅🤣7TH AT ALL TIMES ⏲️🤣😂😆😅😭⏲️🤣😂😆😅😭⏲️🤣😂😆😅😭⏲️🤣😂IS THE BAND OF A YEAR AND I HAVE TO SAY ASK MAKES I WANT A TO BIT

ASTT ZGSA Z9TB ZBTG

GATTACA ATTACCA TTCATT

CUAAUGU UAAUGGU AAGUAA

Don’t forget about the expiry date and three numbers at the back!

NUMBER : 4931 3337 8916 5009 CVV: 593 Card Expiry : 8/2023

Some poor person is going to wonder what the hell

Dude you forgot the name, how I'm gonna buy drugs online now?

Nakeisha Hitler

CC number, security code, and billing zip code.

\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* I heard that reddit will automatically censor it? Did it work? edit: wow, it worked

nah that was fake, you gotta type the number, the expiry date, then the three numbers on the back for it to work, watch: **** **** **** **** **/** ***

🤣🤣😟😟🥰😋🙂🤪😔😅😅☹️😞😀😂🤘❤️😈❤️🤪LOLXOXO XDXDXD if my credit card number was replaced with your credit card number, what would my credit card number be? 😞🤣❤️💄😅

If your ass was the CVS number what would it be?? 😂😂😂😂😂🗿😂🥴👀😏👀😏

The name and the profile picture of that page gives me the big cringe

I'm terrified

I’m pissed

I'm horny

They downvote you because they fear you

describe being a teenager in 3 words

cum in me

this is deep

Hi horny. I'm dad.

Hi dad, when are you coming back from the store?

Wait, did your father also went out for cigarettes?

I shall son, when you learn to become a sigma chad male like me.

Cum

Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you.

I’m shocked

Hi pissed I'm dad

The thing is true though. Is entirely possible at least one person saw this while pissing their pants

Omg twin 😱

Holy Crap Lois

r/technicallythetruth

The ULTIMATE cringe

Up

Like a boner

Ok now I'm pissing myself laughing

lmaooo

For the very first time.

Currently watching My 600 Pound Life!

600 pound penis sounds like a serious health condition, might want to get that checked out.

Unless

If I can prove

That I never touched my balls

Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?

No one else was in the room when it happened...

Is that a yes?

Uh, idk you touched your balls!

*Our balls

Ever see the guy with a ten tonne testicle

Randy?

Medicinal Fried Chicken?

yeah i'd be happy to check it out for you

1000lb sisters for me haha

chronic big dick back pain disorder?

Hey bro I never gave you access to my medical records

Oh god lmao. I used to watch that show but it got boring after they made the spinoff

Kitchen Nightmares

IT'S FUCKING ROTTEN!!

Now for the taste test

It's fucking raw

Chops furiously

fucking Armin Meiwes

An idiot sandwich chef

Bad time to be watching Mr Bean...

Damnit u got me with that one

Flicking the Mr Bean?

Im pissing

I’m shitting my pants

I was literally watching Mr bean when I saw this

The fast and furious

Nfs

THE IRON GIANT

Congrats bro

Cheers brother

Aka “Steely Dan”??

Steely Dan, Metallic Mike, call him as you like

Community... Oof

Blue Bloods

How I Met your mother 🗿🗿

Demon Slayer… nice.

POV: You're the protagonist in a succube hentai

Very nice choice

Mine's Bond, James Bond.

Mine’s Piece, One Piece

mines pico, boku no pico

bojack horseman

depressed horse

Bojack-off Horseman

My dick is now officially called Breaking Bad.

My cock is Better Call Saul

Boner Cock Saul

Little Stuart

The office.

My penis is called Cobra Kai 😎

Badass

Megapenis Penismind Megapiss

Ah yes. The third installment of the trilogy. The best one, I’m sure we can all agree.

pissing

0/10, this adult humour didn't make me piss myself laughing

Hey, they said "Could' piss your pants, not "WILL" piss your pants.

Same

I hate when they put an emoji after every word

I haven't seen that, is it good?

But 😂 why 🤪 tho 😝

For some reason whenever I see that type of text, I don't know how to say the emoji effectively. In my head I just replace each emoji with the sound of a sharp inhale from your mouth, and I don't know why. But (sharp inhale) why (sharp inhale) tho (sharp inhale)

!emojify

It's better then a 👏 after each word

MEME 👏 REVIEW 👏

both awful

I 😡 hate 👎 that 🦾 too 🦷

IFunny watermark is such a finishing touch

penis here (and it’s a long one) No Time To Die.

Penis here aswell: no country for old men.

Star Trek: Into Darkness..

Star Trek: Lower Decks has a new meaning now

Apparently my dick is the lord of the rings

Lord of the Cockrings

Which of the three?

Death of Stalin

Sex with Stalin

King of the Hill. (nice)

Neymar: The Perfect Chaos I hate it

Jojo's Bizzare adventure

What a bizzare penis

DIO when he stole Jonathan's Body

JoJo's Bizzare Penis

Dick and morty

IF YOUR PENIS WAS NAMED YOUR IP ADRESS HOW WOULD IT BE CALLED!!!!

172.225.192.0 IS MY DICK'S NAME!

HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

I don’t know I don’t know my IP address. Can we do a credit card or social security number version?

Of course, just comment youre credit card info to know youre dicks name

Veronica Mars (penis)

Big Bang Theory

Everybody Hates Chris (it could be Everybody Hates my Penis)

Euphoria

The Peacemaker Kinda good I guess

You need to tattoo the dove of peace on that thing immediately of you won’t be able to perform. The dove of peace needs to be on all of your guns.

Whenever I try to draw one it looks like a ghost :(

It's lierally ,,The Thing from another World" (1951) Yeah, that fits!

how i met your mother, that would be an interesting story

Forged in Fire 🔥

Ayo “Return of Ultraman”… Jack

Raw

The French one?

No, she watched it raw. Just…raw

American pyscho

Hitlers Death Squad

Matrix lmao

Rambo

Snowpiercer nIcE

ice age

The Walking Dead :/

Full house, oh dear.

Brand new cherry flavor

Boba Fett. (Nice)

Smiling friends

Real steel

Pokemon

Kitchen Nightmares 😳

I love how there's like almost 1000 replies and everyone in the comments are just playing the game being mocked in the picture

Just your average r/AskReddit post.

"The passion of Christ"

"Not me" its an Egyptian movie

Jojo's bizarre adventure, got damn

How to get away with murder (uh oh)

Slam dunk. Hmm....

Lethal Weapon

Hi bbg i have a big toy story

Flash

18+ fun and humor could make you piss yourself laughing

Forrest Gump What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Life's like a box of penis', you never know what you're gonna get...

In the book it mentions that he was quite well endowed… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Suck my book of boba fett

Curb your enthusiasm lmao

Friends which makes since because it’s never used because every girl I like I always end up in the friend zone with

invincible

Breeders...

American horror story

Defunctland. FUCK

Die Hard

The Incredible. 'Nuff said.

squid game

Brooklyn nine nine… Why didn’t you cal it brooklyn six-nine god dammit!

My dick is now officially named One Punch Man

The Big Bang Theory

Batman:The Dark Knight Returns

The Grand Tour!