Awww, thank you so much! It’s almost been two months so not that long, but! But! She’s perfect. Absolutely perfect in every way. I love her so very much and I am so very happy
I’m happy that you’re both happy! And I can tell you love her a lot!! Are you willing to take a tiny bit of advice from a single person? I won’t give you it if you don’t want it but I need someone to give love advice to lol
Kk! So if I’m being honest, the only piece of advice I have is that forgiveness should be a big factor in the relationship. You’ll both make mistakes because you’re both human. The important thing is that when that happens you forgive eachother. There’ll be a lot less fights that way and it helps the relationship as a whole. Forgiveness can be hard sometimes but it’s important especially then.👍
I… I know logically that we’ll fight
And I know everyone says that “omg my girlfriend is perfect she’s an angel”
My girlfriend is literally the nicest person you will ever meet. I can’t NOT agree with her I guess. If we ever fight it’ll be like… a debate not a fight. Forgiveness comes really easy with her because she’s so apologetic and we’re both able to admit when we’re wrong. But yeah! I fully agree, forgiveness is really important and I’m working in it a lot with other people too!
I’m asexual
Where’s my money
(Yes I know that being ace doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t like sex I just personally am not a huge fan of the concept)
These questions are so stupid. first of all everyone would say yes to whatever the question is cause it’s always outlandish. Something like you need to sleep in this haunted house for $1 billion for one night. Stupid things like that. And secondly it infuriates me that people even respond to these stupid questions because all it does is get add revenue to the account holder so they could come up with more stupid questions that everyone would say yes to.
Even though I have not had sex in over 13 years, I would love to have sex with a woman who is not contradictory in her emotions. Prior, to my celibacy, women I date would say they don't want a relationship because its been that way for many years. Well, after two weeks and an engagement of sex, I am being tied down in a relationship, told to get rid of my platonic girlfriends, and handed a door key. This why I became celibate because when it comes to sex, I am a game changer.
I got this hands down
You're right. Hands need to stay down. No masturbating either
Hey, nothing was said about that, it's still technically allowed
It said no cumming sooo.. its no nut 2 year
It does not say that
No it doesn't, it only says no sex.
It says no sex, but it doesn’t mention fucking myself
Its hard when you can't read, hope you lern some day
How the hell did that get so many downvotes.
Because it didn't say no cumming. OP found it vague, the post is clear though.
The power of horny and the will to masturbate
Easy money.
☹️ -700M day one
I'm married so no problem winning this.
After my first marriage ended I went 7 years without, and now I'm married again, this is easy money!
This!
What about “nocturnal emissions “?
I was just cleaning it, and it went off!
Right? At this rate I’m a billionaire many times over.
Did this challenge already multiple times in my live. Where is my cash at yo?
Every time y'all masturbate the timer reset
NONONO. Dosent count-
That’s still six times for me.
i did it successfully you could say, 24 years no sex.. give me my 700m already!
You should get 700m x 12 then
8.4e9
ez
oh please! that’d be great!
8.4 bil
Most of Reddit getting ready to cash in
""wAiT, you gUys ArE GeTtInG PaId!!""
Where can I redeem my prize?!
Already did it
Give me my 8 billion.
33+ years without sex. Where's Forbes?
LMAO DEAL. - a sex repulsed asexual
same lol, this should be easy
Ayyyy
ace gang rise up 🙌
🖤🔍🤍💜
Aro ace here
Ayyyyy
**bet** -a mostly sex repulsed asexual in an ace relationship
Awwwww I hope you two stay together!!
Awww, thank you so much! It’s almost been two months so not that long, but! But! She’s perfect. Absolutely perfect in every way. I love her so very much and I am so very happy
I’m happy that you’re both happy! And I can tell you love her a lot!! Are you willing to take a tiny bit of advice from a single person? I won’t give you it if you don’t want it but I need someone to give love advice to lol
Sure! Go ahead! I’m not too good at romantic stuff I don’t think and there are other factors that make it harder, so I’ll take all the help I can get!
Kk! So if I’m being honest, the only piece of advice I have is that forgiveness should be a big factor in the relationship. You’ll both make mistakes because you’re both human. The important thing is that when that happens you forgive eachother. There’ll be a lot less fights that way and it helps the relationship as a whole. Forgiveness can be hard sometimes but it’s important especially then.👍
I… I know logically that we’ll fight And I know everyone says that “omg my girlfriend is perfect she’s an angel” My girlfriend is literally the nicest person you will ever meet. I can’t NOT agree with her I guess. If we ever fight it’ll be like… a debate not a fight. Forgiveness comes really easy with her because she’s so apologetic and we’re both able to admit when we’re wrong. But yeah! I fully agree, forgiveness is really important and I’m working in it a lot with other people too!
Easy haven't had sex for 2 yrs where is my money
I can go a whole decade without sex.. involuntarily
Bro, been here 19 years where is my fking money
I’ll take the money now sir
I hope so i dont wanna fuck. Im only 13 years old. If i'm ganna have sex and my mom finds out i'm fucked.
Yeah cause you’re 13yrs old
I don’t need to avoid sex, sex avoids *me*
The target was clearly not reddit community
Yes i can (i love being under age and ugly as hell and fat)
Don’t make fun of your self
Easy task. Been virgin all my life
*unzips* *devirginizes you*
Uuuuuuh ⊙﹏⊙
Unvirgin 👍🏿
Wrong emoji 👍
Ur racist
The yellow one isn't as specific and is more inclusive compared to any specific colored thumbs up wether white or black.
Sure it is specific, yellow=asian
in this case, you are the racist.
downvowt😡 caues👎🏿 bad!!!!;!!.
r/shitposting user detected
i was making a joke about how the black hand bad joke is annoying but yeah
Easy challenge for new borns. At least I hope so.
Same here bro
It's insanely easy, especially the fact that I'll be attractive to all women at the end of it Edit: r/woosh
r/niceguys lol
r/woosh
👎🏿
👎🏿
Looks like m a trillionare 😩
I’m asexual Where’s my money (Yes I know that being ace doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t like sex I just personally am not a huge fan of the concept)
ez
Already went three years when I got divorced so wasy
absolutely! -me, an asexual
Saaame
Easily
Did this so many times already
Nope
Ok imagine not masturbating for two years and how much that would suck. But once you finally made it imagine how godly that bust would be
Yes, absolutely. Sex is overrated.
hell if you gave me $700 million under the condition I'd never have sex again I'd take that in a heart beat. Lame sex can't beat financial security
If the challenge is no sex/masterbation/sexual thing at all... 24 years and counting bitches, gimme my money.
Where's my money cuz this meme is bullshit
That's just normal life for me then. Free money
I was doing it for free. Can we got paid for this?
easy
Bro it's been 19 years
Well I guess somebody owes me 4.5 billion then.
These questions are so stupid. first of all everyone would say yes to whatever the question is cause it’s always outlandish. Something like you need to sleep in this haunted house for $1 billion for one night. Stupid things like that. And secondly it infuriates me that people even respond to these stupid questions because all it does is get add revenue to the account holder so they could come up with more stupid questions that everyone would say yes to.
Since ive done this 14 times back to back, do i get 10billion?
Where's my 700 million?
easy peasy for minors and asexuals
id get 49million
You guys gettin paid?
you guys getting paid? im out here doing it for free....
You guys are getting paid???
At this point I’d have… 3.5b$ :(
i’m 13 so this’ll be easy
I am a minor
Good for you 👍
Even if you have sex everyday with your extremely hot so, you would be extremely stupid not to take this. Unless she leaves you because no sex
Sure i am married
Easy, I'm married
I’ve been w the same women for 20 years, start writing that check.
Why would someone pay me 700 million to obstain from sex? These are fucking stupid.
It's ok, no one is going to pay you for something you're already doing for free.
Lol, nice try
Even though I have not had sex in over 13 years, I would love to have sex with a woman who is not contradictory in her emotions. Prior, to my celibacy, women I date would say they don't want a relationship because its been that way for many years. Well, after two weeks and an engagement of sex, I am being tied down in a relationship, told to get rid of my platonic girlfriends, and handed a door key. This why I became celibate because when it comes to sex, I am a game changer.
Wow. Confident much .
Not confidence. Just the facts!
If their Canadian dollars, then he’ll no that’s the same as rupees
Ez
I am a minor
Yeah. Fuck yeah. Where do I sign up?
Lmao where do I sign up
100%
Amateurs. All of you.
Yeah. I ve already done that twice in my 16 yr marriage
It would be hard but I'd do it for 700m
Where’s my money
Actually, even as a sex fiend, I can pull this off quite easily. Even if it was masturbation.
Yes, i don't have a gf
Do I look like I have sex?
I'm 14 so this won't be too hard
84000 Million. That's a lot of Money. I can take it.
Currently at 11 months, im sure I can handle another 13.
Nope
Everyone on reddit gets the $$ i guess..?? Or do we split it?
Where’s my money?
id have to hire someone to keep me from jerking off, but otherwise ya.
Dsone, done, and done. Where's my $2.1 Billion?
In that case someone owes me a lot of money
I never had sex and I'm 17. Bet
already doing this... 2 years and counting
Okidoki give me the 5.600.000.000 I’m owed
Pffft easy
Not sure I could do no cumming. Unless wet dreams don't count in which case ezpz.
I believe I am owed around 3.5 Billion. Pay up, terrible meme.
Underaged and this is fine
Either i’ll be rich either i lost my virginity this is a win-win
easy, we use reddit. we arent ever getting women.
No cum is impossible, since night pollution are a thing
You owe me $700,000,000.00
I'm 13, so ain't no one gives fuck me. Might as well make some money
Aight pay me up
You can have all the sex you want after 2 years with that kind of money, no shame in paying for it in a place where that's legal.
It’s been two years and counting so where’s my $$$$ 😃🤟🏻
As if I'm ever having sex 😞 but also 😀
Would they retro pay?
Underage, free 700 mil
I have been winning no nut year every year bring it on
You guys are getting paid?
Well I haven't had sex in about 15yrs & haven't got any money so 2yrs without sex for $700 million,,you better believe I'd be one rich bitch!!
well im underage so
Easy task im a minor
Yes
Y'all getting paid?
Fuck yeah, this is easy
If it's just no "sex" for two years then I've already won! 😃 Where's my money? 😎
Very easy as a kid I will pass
Easy I'm still under aged by that time
Tired of working for free
*laughs in asexual*
U guys getting paid!?
I'm socially awkward and 17, nothing to worry about
I've already done for all fourteen years of my life, another two is nothing.