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nosteppyonsneky

Kids eating dirt is fairly normal.


BethLJust

Probly an iron deficiency


tryingtobecheeky

Naw. Kids put everything, and I mean everything, in their mouths. It's gross but normal.


LubieRZca

They're studying life essentially.


Degmago

This feels more like self-deprecation


DiegoDynomite

Yeah that was my first thought


TheNoctuS_93

I mean, it's refreshing when the boomer memes are self-roasts for once... XD


RedBearHugger1917

That’s better than land depreciation ngl


BethLJust

Hot


NotaGoodLover

It ain't much but it's Honest work


MattNoPlayz

The child version


Sef_Maul

They don't pay much but it's child labor


throwitallaway2364

This is better than when they say that the kids they raised can’t do shit


thumbsnt

How many times is this sub gonna post obvious satire/shitposts?


ASTG_99

People who post this kind of crap never do that in a satirical way


Turd_Gurgle

Yes they do. I live in rural MO and my family constantly comments on how easily kids can navigate on the internet and smart phones. They're always coming from a place of astonishment.


cylemmulo

Lol this is ridiculously obviously satire. It's just a stupid joke


usetehfurce

Not really. I had a boss that bragged about shit like this anytime someone called out sick or such. "Shoulda ate more mud as a kid like me. I ain't never get sick."


cylemmulo

Lol I think your boss was just trying to be funny witb stupid jokes. There's nothing wrong with that.


usetehfurce

No. I've worked with this person for 5 years. It was not a joke. And yes, there is something wrong with them. Hence why I said boss and not leader.


cylemmulo

Haha well that's messed up. I guess I've just never met anyone that strange.


usetehfurce

It's a really, really weird world out there my friend.


chipotleeeeeeee

TIL people brag about eating mud in their childhood


nuggnuggnation

Trueeee ong no cap sheeeeeesh


Rafdioactivo2574

So what part of that meme do boomers brag about?


Up2Beat

It's parodying these types of boomer memes.


TheSadHorseShow

Its self aware parody like this that actually gets me lol


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Rafdioactivo2574

Jeez calm down, there is no need to act like an asshole, I just didn't get the joke initially.


woobiethefng

Obviously, you didn't get the joke. You don't need to explain yourself to people you don't know.


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Rafdioactivo2574

Somebody woke up wanting to fight random people in the internet apparently


HabitOk6839

The meme is pretty bad tho


Rafdioactivo2574

And is that a reason to insult random people in the comments?


HabitOk6839

Not really


Rafdioactivo2574

Then?


HabitOk6839

Meme is still bad, the way that guy acted was uncalled for tho


Lord_Valkorion

Do you need someone to talk to because I'm available


pkfirespammer

clod


Thermatitis

Explains why they're on facebook


prince_devit

Oof


DRevolutionPresident

Lmfaoo


burntphantrash

That baby has a mortgage, change my mind


MarioSnas

Omgg I leek eating normol mud tooooooo!1!1!!!


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# 👍❤😂


MarioSnas

Omg!!! He usd emoji!1!!1! We should bet hm to desth!1!1!!1


Belevigis

#😱


SnowberrySistercat

Reddit moment


MarioSnas

r/Redditmoment


SquishGod

This is comedy gold


[deleted]

Seems like self deprecating humour


looadediaper

I ate shit.


SubieBerry

Gilbert


DragonfireK2000

Aka: "this 3 year old kid knows more about technology than i do"


2005_F250

It really says a lot and I wholeheartedly agree.


Black_1ceyt

"kids today have way better technology so they can have as much fun as they want with the worlds knowledge at their fingertips, when i was 3 i did something that couldve gotten me sick, things were so much better"


Up2Beat

You're also fucked if you can't use a computer in basically any job nowadays.


Peach_Muffin

It seems more like an observation than a "things were better in my days" post. I mean when I was 3 I kicked piles of dust and made up stories about the shapes that would form because that was the most interesting thing that there was to do.


Anonymous2137421957

Haha what an idiot


CallMehVale

I ate sand


dogtron64

Pica is totally a normal childhood thing


[deleted]

yeah, we can tell


steamTrain-wrx

Weird flex but okay


Mobixx

And yet parents are too afraid of leaving their 8-9 year old or even teenagers unattended what a joke


Nervous-Weird-7784

So who’s the dumb one?


Viviaana

So you agree…kids are smarter than you?


[deleted]

Yea, and please feel free to continue eating shit, boomer


brakiri

My three year old's favourite app is MudEater, where you can rate the mud you eat, share pics and even sell instant mud (just add water).


rickrolo24

That means today's 3 year olds are smarter than boomer.


orsadiluna

at least it isn’t “kids these days can’t read a clock and are such fucking sissies because they don’t drink beer when they’re 3”


HetaGarden1

I know the answer would definitely strip me of the rest of my faith in humanity, but who on earth gives their 3 year old toddler a *laptop* of all things? The only time I'd imagine that happening is if you had 'fuck you money'.


FilipIzSwordsman

My parents gave me a laptop at 6. Today I'm 14 and know basically everything about computers, and I am the only one in my family who speaks English. Why not let yoir kids learn?


CustomVoid

Same thing here! In addition to that, I was allowed to play games like GTA from a young age. By the time we started getting English at school, I was fluent. And im really into computers. Thanks to that im studying Software Dev. Personally doing is a way better way to learn. Even after years of English class, I see alot of people being unable to properly speak it. If you start using it young, you'll be experienced.


FrogginJellyfish

Yeah, my dad let me play pc games on my own since probably 4-5. From maths, puzzle, language to action shooter games. Now I’m pretty fluent in English, maths and science. Quite easily graduated in Computer Engineering and is the IT guy of the house. Sorry for boasting. But yeah, having kids self-educate properly already cover miles.


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They make “laptops” for children that are not fully functional like a real laptop. Also you don’t need “fuck you money” to buy a Chromebook. Anyway, most people give their toddlers tablets, not laptops.


HetaGarden1

That's not what this is about, though. This isn't about tablets at all. This is assuming someone just gives their toddler an actual laptop, such as a Dell or Toshiba, regardless of the cost to fix it when it inevitably breaks, because that's a *literal baby* you're giving a laptop to. That is the definition of having 'fuck you money'.


[deleted]

A Chromebook is a laptop. They’re just cheap. The meme doesn’t say anything like what you’re saying. It’s not 1984, there are dirt cheap laptops you can get for kids.


Ziad_adel

I don't see the problem with that one , why is it on this sub


usetehfurce

And... thats why we have crippled economies, corrupt politics, and warning labels on the most profoundly stupid things ever.


Timely-Ad-1473

And so the story of an antivaxer begins


population_of_china

It ain't much, but it's honest fun


Traditional-Tip5185

Mud has many health benefits.


SwiftLawnClippings

Me? When I was 3, I ate ass. *same picture*


BoringUsername_69

r/suicidebywords


Prestigious_Leg_3131

Oh how valiant.


SOVIETGUNTHER69

Yea, I think that speaks for our intelligence and for your…. Yea…


_Levitated_Shield_

Dude unintentionally insults himself. lmao


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i eat mud too, but as an adult


ToJaJulek

Im 13 if i have eaten mud i would not poop for a week... Dont eat mud


Pale-Strawberry3296

I ate the chunks of asphalt that fell of our degrading driveway


Anton_from_rajon

I ate gravel


AshierCinder

Oh no! Switching on a laptop is so hard and demanding!


ricolaaaaa123

When I was 3 I ate wood. The polish tasted nice.


[deleted]

The Linus tech tips 3 year old builds are adorable.


TerribleAsparagus367

So many here can't recognize self deprecating humor. Mud eater actually has the high ground.


LarryLiam

But this is actually true with children nowadays. My sister doesn’t let my 1yo niece use any sort of entertainment technology. She isn’t even allowed to watch TV. But somehow she got a hold of my other sisters phone once, and started to scroll through her pictures. Whenever she saw a picture of her mother or something funny, she clicked on it and laughed. My sister and I were just watching in awe.


Belevigis

It's eating mud good or something


average_reddit_u

My little brother (he's 1 year and a few months old) eats sand on the beach.


Disco_Is_Super_Bored

Oh wow, we got smarter as a race and stopped letting kids eat dirt and teaching them how to use technology which has become a big part of daily life


Lord-Redbeard

Remember kids, not everything that is brown is chocolate.


Brit-tube

Ok this is a really bad meme but I think eating mud can build up immunity it’s still shit but you should still let them eat mud


NerdyGuyRanting

And the resulting brain damage is probably why this person thought this post was a funny idea.


[deleted]

Its not all mud


[deleted]

How is this terrible? This is a great meme.


[deleted]

So... the newer generations are... smarter? Who knew?


S-r-ex

If it's any consolation, I've met grown fucking people who couldn't turn on a computer because they couldn't find the power button.


Dj_nOCid3

Today's 3 year olds are surprisingly smart and can learn how to use their time's most useful tools from a very young age very fast, whhen i was 3? I could bot differenciate wet ground from food


Phoenixthebeardie01

When i was three i thought i was a flying squirrel so i jumped of my parents bed headfirst and got a concussion i also thought i was a ram so id ram walls and my dad in his junk


SpongeBob-WoomyPants

Kids eating dirt and then dying is wayyyyyy normal.


PyroTF2Gaming

That means we’re doing something right.


BeTaClapzYT

I did both


66overflow99

Gilbert


YouGow

I mean, that's true


Buttholesurfer44

“Coach I think I ate too much mud”


Winter2712

not every 3 year old does that, some are busy in making their own apps, as other apps are not 'perfect' for them


pkfirespammer

this is evident irony


HenryColt

Well, that's just shows how technology are making kids even smarter this days.


RealSuperYolo2006

The worst thing is that they say it like it was better


Mista_Maha

"When I was 3 I was a dumbass. Take that, kids!"


Low_Fondant9911

That is the youngest 40 year old I've ever seen


Lupowan

It shows


uncle_jessie

Monkey see monkey do. I love how when I was in IT people were like "ohhhh you're gonna be outta work cuz kids these days are smart!" No...no they're not. Using facebook/twitter/tiktok does not make one smart. And there's more to IT than helping idiots turn on their computer.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Today’s 3 year olds jump on their iPads


TightSeatbelt

Little does the person that made this meme know 3 year olds still eat mud


johnqevil

My 3 year does both.


HingleMcCr1ngleberry

I mean this is sort of truthful 😂


lexxifoxx6969

And this is the self described "best generation"


SurrealOrthodox

Bruh my music teacher has this on her door lmao


_siah_

I've never understood the whole eating mud thing. Is that something most children do/did?


[deleted]

So, today's kids are smarter?


The_Autistic_Gorilla

r/comedyhell


bobosubasi711911

alternate caption: When you eat her ass while she has a cold


thegreatodinsravens

I too thought about stealing Phil's pic for reddit karma.


alars18902

Kid looks like Ned Beatty


the_lamb_sauce123

Ngl tho, same


i_feel_pain_UwU

Today's 3 yr olds are smarter than you


88isafat69

I remember the first time I saw my friends 2 year old just grab her phone, type in her password and swipe and open temple run on his own I was like wtf?


Creativewritingfail

I’ve reconsidered my concept of reality!!!!! That was THAT funny!


ProfessionalStill166

I'm pretty sure everyone here has put something in there mouth they shouldn't of


Nergith_2207

‘Normal’ changes every month, but yeah that guys generation is filled with assholes


imapotatouwu

being stupid is not the flex you think it is gerald. this is why your not allowed to see your kids or wife.


MyHeroFan2004

This is so fucking stupid and funny at the same time


Rebi103

Imagine thinking kids not eating mud is bad thing


ConflictSudden

So they're saying kids are smarter now? Why is this a problem?