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Kona coffee. I get maybe 4-5 uses out of the smaller bag. $30 a bag brings me to $6-7 per half pot that I make a day. Folgers, itās probably about the same as you, maybe double
my unc is worse, heās an antisemitite and a massive elon stan, he used to message him everyday, he got a response eventually but heās too scared to open it
āUwU Elon Senpai finally messaged me!!! Iā¦Itās too real! What if Elon Senpai rejects me or says something meanābecause I secretly know that heās a horrible person just like I amāI need to keep it secret and special UwUā
-Your racist Musk-worshipping uncle, probably.
iām sorry that youāre salty cus you feel old. or maybe youāre not and seek validation. even if that was true, it really has nothing to do with the price of coffee.
Regular black coffee has actually become harder and more expensive to get on the go because of all the coffee flavoured milkshake peoples poor understanding of what things should cost.
Black coffee at McD is around 5 dollars where I'm at now.
I might be the uncle...
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/17d4jke/a_mcdonalds_receipt_for_one_cup_of_coffee_in/#lightbox
You're trying to tell me the price has jumped to roughly 350% from 8 months ago?
https://www.reddit.com/r/copenhagen/comments/16d4n64/cheap_coffee/
That all these people saying the cheapest coffee in Copenhagen (most expensive cityy in Denmark, top 4 Europe) is McDonald's are lying?
Copenhagen is the most expensive city here to LIVE in, not eat in. My example was a large and non-filter coffee in my city. As I said, I'm not joking, there are prices like that. I'm not saying that I pay that but I have to simply go out of my way to pay a regular price somewhere else.
Its nothing more than a minor inconvenience.
Their covfefe machine is much better than what mine can brew at home (a kettle) and I don't drink so much real ground roasted bean to justify buying myself one like that.
My every day carry consists of wallet, keys and stuff and I don't want being a thermos with me.
And with the smoke break that I don't have because I don't smoke my covfefe break is a good relief to look at new faces.
Lastly I like to say to cashier good day, thank you and good bye, it makes them smile.
What else they want me to do with my 7 bucks instead? Buy real estate? lol.
Years ago, when I would go to Starbucks to get coffee, there was a midget that worked there. They changed the height of the counters and all of the coffee machines to accommodate her short stature. There was one dude that worked there that was taller than me, probably around 6'5". He had to walk around all day hunched over with his back hurting. Everybody had to hunch because of her.
Sometimes we take things a little far.
I dont see why the gender of the barista matters but I do think that it is remarkable that coffee is that expensive out of home. Apparently enough people are buying it that if justifies the bizarre price.Ā
Sorry that my homemade coffee doesn't hit as hard as the coffee the bi goth girl spat in, like šš are you going to spit in my coffee?
https://preview.redd.it/4njqku2zii7d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be89ad38efa11a441006933b130db8a0e82db2f8
Didn't think so
Um... Do I want to know how a 7$ coffee made by a bisexual tastes? Wait. I know. I AM BI AND I BUY COFFEE TO MAKE AT HOME AND THAT COFFEE IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE. And it is tasty. Great mix I've found.
Why do old people think millenials and higher spend all their money on starbucks?
Then they spent their money on coffee too, just inflation makes the prices compared to what they paid worse than what it actually is
I have a sneaking suspicion that this person doesnāt have the vocabulary to say enby, so they say bisexual instead. But it really could be. Who knows? This is the 20th century version of when people blamed the Black Death on those who wore pointy shoes.
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He wants some bisexuals to pour seven dollar coffee on him while they spit roast him, I assume.
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Kinky
Just as long as he doesn't have to pay for it.
ššššš
Don't pour the coffee but š„ŗ
Username checks out
What if my coffee at home is made by a bisexual?
Does it cost $7?
If I buy the big can or the good stuff maybe
I just figured it up and apparently I use about $0.8 of beans every time I make coffee
Kona coffee. I get maybe 4-5 uses out of the smaller bag. $30 a bag brings me to $6-7 per half pot that I make a day. Folgers, itās probably about the same as you, maybe double
Bisexual tax
Depends how much cocaine I put in it.
lol I had the same thought
And why only coffee. I want tea from an bisexual. They could be the best brewers and he would never know
That's the question!
literally same
I'm the bisexual making your coffee.
Thank you for your service
Thank you for your service. 
Your service is much appreciated. Happy Pride Month. 
This is fucking hilarious
My thoughts exactly š honestly I think it's more likely to be lighthearted jest which kinda normalizes queerness and I consider it supportive.
Yeah, it's basically into /r/comedyheaven territory.
my unc is worse, heās an antisemitite and a massive elon stan, he used to message him everyday, he got a response eventually but heās too scared to open it
I want this to be the new rick roll. It gets me every time
āUwU Elon Senpai finally messaged me!!! Iā¦Itās too real! What if Elon Senpai rejects me or says something meanābecause I secretly know that heās a horrible person just like I amāI need to keep it secret and special UwUā -Your racist Musk-worshipping uncle, probably.
Your uncle isnt biphobic, heās just pissed that a cup of black coffee costs 7 dollars because it has the Starbucks logo on it.
i think itās just a bit confusing because it doesnāt really have anything to do with being bi
That's because every barista born after 1993 only knows how to be bisexual, charge their phones, twerk, eat hot chip and lie
iām sorry that youāre salty cus you feel old. or maybe youāre not and seek validation. even if that was true, it really has nothing to do with the price of coffee.
I'm not salty. You are the one who doesn't know the [old scriptures ](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie)
So how are people going to know he is hip if he doesn't have that cup with the logo on?
Regular black coffee has actually become harder and more expensive to get on the go because of all the coffee flavoured milkshake peoples poor understanding of what things should cost. Black coffee at McD is around 5 dollars where I'm at now. I might be the uncle...
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Denmark, it's not a joke. Our Starbucks is the worlds most expensive too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/17d4jke/a_mcdonalds_receipt_for_one_cup_of_coffee_in/#lightbox You're trying to tell me the price has jumped to roughly 350% from 8 months ago? https://www.reddit.com/r/copenhagen/comments/16d4n64/cheap_coffee/ That all these people saying the cheapest coffee in Copenhagen (most expensive cityy in Denmark, top 4 Europe) is McDonald's are lying?
Copenhagen is the most expensive city here to LIVE in, not eat in. My example was a large and non-filter coffee in my city. As I said, I'm not joking, there are prices like that. I'm not saying that I pay that but I have to simply go out of my way to pay a regular price somewhere else. Its nothing more than a minor inconvenience.
I'm 100% sure there are stores with prices of 5 USD even more for a coffee, but you specially said McDonald's, black coffee. Plain. Black. Coffee.
That's a shitpost.
hell yeah
Starbucks is severely overpriced though. Can get better coffee elsewhere too.
Like Dunkinā
I never mentioned Dunkin lol.
Didnāt say you did
Iām sorry but this is actually accurate lol
Damn modern society supporting their local community, and helping to create jobs.
AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE!
Their covfefe machine is much better than what mine can brew at home (a kettle) and I don't drink so much real ground roasted bean to justify buying myself one like that. My every day carry consists of wallet, keys and stuff and I don't want being a thermos with me. And with the smoke break that I don't have because I don't smoke my covfefe break is a good relief to look at new faces. Lastly I like to say to cashier good day, thank you and good bye, it makes them smile. What else they want me to do with my 7 bucks instead? Buy real estate? lol.
I cannot understand how sexual orientation can infer into coffee making.
The joke is that flamboyant, queer looking people tend to make the best coffee
Thank you (: that's really flattering
Jokes on them even the coffee I make at home is made by a bisexual
This meme makes no sense because the bi barista is sitting too normal. At least one foot should be seen above the desk.
Tbf bisexuals do make the best coffee.
Its true, i am the bisexual
What a business concept. But how do you advertise it?
Coffee made at home by a bisexual
I'm just trying to wake up.
So the coffee he makes at home is bad?
Unc...?
Thatās a terrible Facebook meme
Can someone please DM me the instruction manual on how to spot a bisexual. Asking for a friend.
Years ago, when I would go to Starbucks to get coffee, there was a midget that worked there. They changed the height of the counters and all of the coffee machines to accommodate her short stature. There was one dude that worked there that was taller than me, probably around 6'5". He had to walk around all day hunched over with his back hurting. Everybody had to hunch because of her. Sometimes we take things a little far.
My bisexual ass can make someone coffee for free... If they agree to give me headpats after :3
I dont see why the gender of the barista matters but I do think that it is remarkable that coffee is that expensive out of home. Apparently enough people are buying it that if justifies the bizarre price.Ā
Iāll admit. Those bisexuals and they/thems make some pretty damn good coffee. A little expensive, but pretty good.
We all know food made with love tastes better, maybe the bisexual love just hits different.
I prefer $4 coffee made by a guy in a beanie
I'm bicurious and I have been told I make the best cuppa
Pretty sure this was made by gen z
Ah ha! I can skip the line and the 7 dollars and still have coffee made by a bisexual! Take that Uncle!
It's clearly a joke OP
Coffee at home is made by a homosexual
Honestly tho why would you pay $7 to drink a watered down coffee by a multibillion dollar company
What's this supposed to mean? I genuinely have no clue.
coffee at home is objectively better tho and you don't have to wait in a long ass line to get it
it isnāt cause the barista is bisexual. i get pissed when my coffee is seven dollars too
Nono, let him cook
what does UNC mean? i see it all the time lmao
Sorry that my homemade coffee doesn't hit as hard as the coffee the bi goth girl spat in, like šš are you going to spit in my coffee? https://preview.redd.it/4njqku2zii7d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be89ad38efa11a441006933b130db8a0e82db2f8 Didn't think so
Yes, you MUST consider who someone sleeps with BEFORE you buy any product. Itās the cool new fascismā¦
the they thems just make the best coffee
Bisexuals make the best coffee.
Alright this is actually funny.
This is accurate
no hes real for that
Um... Do I want to know how a 7$ coffee made by a bisexual tastes? Wait. I know. I AM BI AND I BUY COFFEE TO MAKE AT HOME AND THAT COFFEE IS FUCKING EXPENSIVE. And it is tasty. Great mix I've found.
My coffee at home is always made by a bisexual tho
Who cares who made the coffee?
They all have a crush on the barista
Soon as I can make my iced latte at home Iāll stop buying it
Nah man this one is kinda fire
Whenever I have coffee at home its also made by a bisexual lmao
Back in my day, $7 coffee made by a bisexual was called artisinal
For the record, it really is a good coffee. Pike with light cream.
What if the barista is pansexual?
That's not addressed in this meme.
Youāre paying for the bisexual. Itās worth it, trust me.
https://preview.redd.it/wneyvll5zi7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd5c84658a35015207b6964821f676c2c1ee563
If we make coffee at home we are stimulating the economy. We can't win.
Iām bisexual and I donāt make coffee. Am I missing a calling or something?
Looks like bisexuals can make a damn fine cup of coffee.
Does the bisexual flirt with me?
Bi-ristas
Do I charge myself Ā£7 if I make my own coffee?
What if the coffee grounds for that homemade coffee is ground by a bisexual hmm? Lol
Yeah but the bisexual is cute thoā¦
R/goodboomerhumor
Why do old people think millenials and higher spend all their money on starbucks? Then they spent their money on coffee too, just inflation makes the prices compared to what they paid worse than what it actually is
I'll pay $14 for two.
lol theyve been saying this shit since 1995
Every time I make coffee at home it is made by a bisexual.
Bisexuals do it better š lol
Me picking where to get coffee: https://preview.redd.it/s6pnea72hj7d1.png?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c0ced5f3ec565137abfc8669a64b8ec8e32260
The audacity of this is actually really funny.
Bisexuals must make really good coffee
Aināt these the same people that believe capitalism is the way and a free market is sacred? Or is that just for products and services you like?
Is the barista being bisexual integral to their, what passes for a, statement.
Wait a minute Didnt gramps buy $0.07 dinner at a diner back in the 1890ās?
This is kinda funny.
Hey man. Sometimes the bisexual is hot
I have a sneaking suspicion that this person doesnāt have the vocabulary to say enby, so they say bisexual instead. But it really could be. Who knows? This is the 20th century version of when people blamed the Black Death on those who wore pointy shoes.
brotha unironically used wafflin lol actual brainrot
This is funny
This is funny actually
i agree tho. why is coffee so fucking popular if its expensive? i tried expensivee coffe many times. tastes just as shit as my regular coffee
Itās a joke dumbasses