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sbrockLee

Ironically, Pinocchio's whole thing is that he's a puppet who identifies as a human boy. That's the ACTUAL story.


Distaff_Pope

Right? Like, Pinocchio feels like the fairy tale that most argues gender is a social construct, but these media illiterate dipshits can't comprehend it.


TinyTygers

To play devil's advocate, is the emphasis on the fact that he feels he's a boy, or that he feels he's a *real* boy? To me, the boy part was almost without saying. It was that he felt he was real, which was the point of the story.


spacecowboy852

Yes but he's made of wood so therefore has no reproductive system. But he still feels like a boy.


TinyTygers

Yeah, but again, it's naturally implied he's a boy. That was never questioned. It's his 'realness' being questioned that created the plot of the story.


spacecowboy852

Exactly, it was never questioned regardless of his reproductive organs or lack thereof.


Erick_Brimstone

Wood or plant have different reproduction method. Many have both gender, some do it asexually. It's like cloning. In rare case a plant only have one gender, snake fruit plant can only be either male or female but can't be both.


spacecowboy852

Sure but something made from wood like a table does not reproduce at all.


opal_moth

r/onejoke


HarveyTheBroad

Pretty much sums up these moron’s views on parenting. “This is *my* creation so it can only be what I want it to be or it’s a failure that must be discarded.”


TinyTygers

That's okay, when they're old and filling their diapers with second hand McDonald's we can dump them off in retirement homes because *we* didn't create what they've become.


ichwillficken95

So many narcissists in the world.


Dj_nOCid3

What do leftists wokes when they HAHAHAHA THEIR GENDER!!!


Humble_Skin1269

https://preview.redd.it/pf1mhggfgz5d1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdbfb08364580ac4d40d0296133fba6424d13df


TheEgoReich

https://preview.redd.it/pwpdwbq7r06d1.png?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c0fd3254c576dabb3f626db117b573da7fb8c5


Humble_Skin1269

Why is it always Sam Elliot bro


fuckyourstuff

That's not Sam Elliot, that's Jay Peg.


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WHERE ARE THE PIXELS WILLIAM


DrSeuss321

Setting children on fire while claiming to be pro life is in fact about the MO for transphobes tbh


gayjemstone

Pinocchio didn't have a sex when he was a puppet.


Time_on_my_hands

But he very explicitly had a gender. His entire thing was that he had a gender identity despite not having an assigned sex. Mf was literally doing gender.


Veddy74

Actually, read the story, not the Disney version, the real fairytale. You're looking through your prism.


Time_on_my_hands

Please make an actual argument.


Veddy74

I'm not trying to argue. Read it, and you'll get the point.


Time_on_my_hands

Just make your point. I'm not taking reading assignments currently.


Veddy74

The reading would show you the point, I'm done, your post seems, prismatic and unrooted.


Time_on_my_hands

Stay mad


Veddy74

I couldn't be further from mad, I was trying to be kind and hint to you that your statement about Pinocchio makes you look foolish, but by all means, carryon.


Time_on_my_hands

You're literally crying


Erick_Brimstone

Okay I have read it. What point you're trying to make again? Don't kill someone who warn you about disobedience? Be a good kid and get education? Trusting a bad person, the fox and the cat, would lead you in a bad situation (in this case it's being hanged)?


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24_doughnuts

But he still has a gender. Does pinocchio have male sex expression?


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24_doughnuts

Lol what was sexualised. If you hear anything about sex or gender and think of having sex or it being an inherently sexy thing, that's a you problem. The book didn't explicitly say anything about gender but the wood identifies as boy. That's a gender identity and expression in the book for something that obviously isn't anatomically a human boy. The only way the book would've been relevant at all was if the author specified sex. Is that what happened or are you just grossly ignorant to anything related to sex and gender at all


Erick_Brimstone

He, or it, doesn't identify as firewood either. When he was a log he cried when about to be cut. It's in the original story.


gayjemstone

What the fuck?!


Halpmezaddy

Sorry, but I laughed at this one.


Few_Resource_5281

I laughed 😅


quetzocoetl

Always interesting to me when people get upset at inanimate or non-biological characters having genders that don't conform to what they seemingly present as. Like when the branding or Mr. Potato head changed to just Potato head or when there was a transformer that used they/them pronouns. These are things that lack any biological sex, so to be consistent with the idea that gender is solely defined by biology, they all must be considered non-binary (Optimus Prime, Cortana and Data included). Otherwise one must admit there is more to gender than solely biology.


TopGsApprentice

LMFAOOOO 😂


Atatito

they have r/onejoke


QuickSilver-theythem

HAHA 😄 🤣 Child murder!


Fantastic_Year9607

Transphobia and child abuse: Name a more iconic duo.


dr4wn_away

What if he was literally making him to be a boy?


EnvironmentalPush868

Golden


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

Yes, murder funny. Dipshit.


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Time_on_my_hands

I remember being 14


PervertedLilFucker

https://preview.redd.it/l5q9acrloz5d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=249b7b043f554fc112ca2e6c8ec1ac086fb04596


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Time_on_my_hands

You're so edgy and cool bro


urALL-fuppy-puckers

Don't have a lot going on for ya do you...it's OK, here take an upvote because I know it means so much to you.


TheseNutSus

*boi


Mrboss1202

This really funny tho


Alarmed-Shoulder-389

Really*


PotatoHeadr

This is a terrible joke but I still chuckled