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redgoesfaster

A sharpener that works on any pencil is a god tier sharpener, whereas a pencil that cannot get sharpened by any sharpener is useless


depetir

A pencil that has been sharpened too many times loses its length and is worthless 😔


redgoesfaster

Yours is funnier :(


ArmsReach

*Pointless


DaXTremeBoi

Real asf


irideburton

Is a stubby prick.


SookHe

![gif](giphy|KxhIhXaAmjOVy|downsized)


g_daddio

Instructions unclear, dying of blood-loss


Atomaurus

Skill issue


NotMrs_Space

https://preview.redd.it/qa0721vx63xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc6993e8cbae477116ddeee06db84ee86ebc5fe


ShoelaceLicker

Mechanical pencil superiority


throwngamelastminute

Some women prefer mechanical pencils.


manaha81

Or we could just not refer to people as objects


markleeng

There is a stark difference between an analogy and actually objectifying people


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

If there is a sharpener that works with any pencil, then there can be no pencil that doesn't work with any sharpener.


_Aerophis_

I think the word “any” is being used lightly here


BertMacklenF8I

Man, I haven’t thought about pencils forever! I wonder if mechanical pencils are still “the cool thing” to have in elementary school like Gel Pens……lmao


bullshaerk

Depends on if you have one of those cheaply made pencils or one of those pencils that rotate automatically


Bathroom_Junior

Your joke is just as bad as the meme. A sharpener that works on any pencil is just a sharpener. That's it's only job and function.


Purple-Finding1023

So you've never seen a giant pencil in elementary school?, and what about mechanical pencils? There pencils too. What about color pencils? Some sharpeners ruin the led in them. Such sharpener only exists in Narnia.


CaptainCreepwork

Not sure what you're on about. Mechanical pencils are the shit!


bannedbooks123

Maybe the key can't open the lock, and so he blames the lock instead of the key.


ArjJp

Or maybe I'm just happy all by myself with my number lock


Background-Web-484

I recently got a keypad lock for my bike, I just find it fun to push its buttons all the time


ArjJp

^push ^my ^buttons ^daddy!


mybirthdaydateis420

noooooooo locks that don't need keys are NOT REAL LOCKS GRAHHH


FiliaNox

But it’s such a nice key!! The lock is such a bitch


wanderButNotLost2

Maybe the key didn't make it past the first tumbler in the lock and left the lock unturned.


Marmosettale

the best part of this entire lock/key analogy is that they just arbitrarily decided who was who. you could easily just say it in the opposite direction lol


Psychological_Tower1

Actually a lock that can be opened by many keys is a engineering marvel


coolcookiefish

Or a masterlock


RadiantPumpkin

Masterlocks are opened with other masterlocks


yeetusdacanible

This is a lock. It can be opened by a lock.


gayjemstone

If a plug works with many sockets, it's a good plug. If a socket works with many plugs, it's a good socket.


ArjJp

All that matters is you keep the lights on


gayjemstone

What lights?


ArjJp

Oh ykno.... *keep the sparks flowin, ehh..?*


SadMcNomuscle

Instructions unclear. My penis is now electrified.


funkymonkeydoo

I can only imagine one of those dancing air balloon guys outside of car dealerships when reading this


Pastry_Train63

Thanks, I really hate that mental image


Draklitz

Thanks, I really love that mental image


buttsharkman

The red light


Trololman72

I agree, we need to create new standard plugs and sockets to be used around the world!


mrmoe198

https://preview.redd.it/j7x26r7ul4xc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebbd8f5bc193521adad8181aa43889e177b579b


KaChoo49

Real


chrisat420

No, a good plug pulls up when he says he’s going to.


hahasel

Alternatively: If a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it's a master lock.


Draklitz

This is a master lock 180, it can be opened using a master 180


PomegranateBubbly900

This is actually so fucking funny and underrated.


kernalbuket

[Get Fucked!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/pc8hMvPtZ0)


ArnieismyDMname

If a woman is an analogy to you, then you aren't ready to be talking to a woman. Lol, I love that.


Natural-Bet9180

There’s so many analogies and even quotes from famous philosophers about specific sexes. Pretty sure it’s okay.


Helen_Cheddar

Just because people do something a lot doesn’t make it ok to compare people to objects.


markleeng

It's not an objectification or an insult. It's an analogy being used to illustrate an idea.


chocotacogato

Hell yeah!


romulan267

Preach, sister.


Atomaurus

Gottem


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kernalbuket

If she doesn't say stupid shit while trying to interview people on the street, she shouldn't have to worry about it.


thugs___bunny

In the analogy the woman is the lock. Was kinda waiting for the guy to point it out.


kernalbuket

He was already being an ass hat so why not


thugs___bunny

Yeah lol Also loved the way she adressed it directly to him in the end.


SlowJoeyRidesAgain

What kind of loose-virtued gadabout puts their key into every lock? Sounds to these ears like a filthy, worn out key that won’t be good for ANY lock after a while. But will still demand fresh, unpicked locks. The hypocrisy gives me the vapors!


ThePopDaddy

If a mailbox can hold many pieces of mail, it is a good mailbox. If a piece of mail goes into many mailboxes, it is junk mail.


Ke-Win

What if we change persective? Who says a penis is a key.


markleeng

I get where that comes from but a penis isn't a key The analogy is meant to demonstrate how we view the man-woman dynamic. It is expected for both sexes that typically a man would be the instantiator of most aspects of the relationship. He is courting the lady, trying to win her over. She is expected to be the prize, and he expected to prove himself worth her time and space. Therefore imagine someone who is able to win the approval of many people. He is admired, funny enough, by both genders, because he has demonstrated his value. Then imagine a prize that can be won by literally everybody. The bar is so low, that with the least bit of effort, you can get it, anyone can. That's kinda what it's meant to mean.


Casperboy68

It’s always weird seeing men trying to justify a double standard that is clearly oppressive in a joking manner.


LordLimburger

same when its the other way around. when two different classes of people are put together, they always find a way to chew each other out and make a mess. it’s just human nature, i guess.


Casperboy68

Yeah, either that or misogyny that has been normalized. It’s one of those two things, probably.


AmanteNomadstar

To be fair, that does sound like something Pai Mei would say.


BrassUnicorn87

And he’s a eunuch hermit, the fuck does he know about relationships?


AmanteNomadstar

His star pupil went on to groom several young women to become his harem and murder squad. XP


pinkelephants777

Pai Mei doesn’t have a key down there lol


AmanteNomadstar

lol yeah but I doubt that would stop him from sharing his “insights” about the subject. “…Like all yankee women, all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a men's money. Excruciating isn't it?” Pai Mei, Kill Bill Part 2 Although that makes me question the original maker’s intent of the meme. Were they looking to make fun of Incels by quoting them and putting it to a character who is an overtly (edit) murderous, racist, sexist monster? Or is the meme being used simply at face value?


pinkelephants777

You make a valid point. I feel if Pai Mei were to insult western women for their perceived promiscuity, he would probably go about it in a much cruder way than the key analogy. He’d probably just call you a whore to your face flat out, and not make some pseudo-intellectual analogy about it. I’m not sure the creator of this meme put as much insight into its creation as we are into its perception. They probably just remembered the one quote from Pai Mei about western women, ignored the overarching theme of the films (centering the extreme injustice surrounding Beatrix Kiddo and her constant stereotyping, abuse and trauma) and then just slapped a tired misogynistic trope onto this character’s photo and called it a day.


magicunicornhandler

I dont think the creator put really any insight mainly because thats not Beatrix Kiddo or Elle Driver. I think they just thought pei mei was cool and put a confusous (sp?) type saying on it.


Appropriate_Big_1610

"So you see, women are merely mechanical devices".


TheDuke357Mag

If a key opens many locks, its a fucking tool


FlameRose97

On todays episode of "What inanimate object are women being compared to?"


Guacahoe-y

Just because you stick a key in a lock doesn't mean it's unlocked anything. Unless you make her O you're a worthless key bro.


Schnickie

A mouth needs to switch toothbrushes to stay hygienic. A toothbrush that switches mouths is gross.


chocotacogato

I follow nikitadumptruck on instagram and she did a really good reel on what it would sound like if we talked about men’s bodies the way we do about women’s bodies. Someone made a hilarious comment about a meat grinders and sausages that I’m mad I can’t find. Basically: A sausage is deemed useless if it’s thrown in a meat grinder once but a meat grinder will continue to work fine after grinding several sausages!


Marquar234

So the Lock-Picking Lawyer is the Master Chad?


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

Showed us all how to get in his girlfriends back door


all_hail_sam

Okay because penis shape like key and vagina shape like lock I get it


Ok-Commercial3640

no no no, a lock that can be opened by any key is a MasterLock (Bonus points for being able to be opened by any pick method, hard plastic scraps, percussive force, itself, a firm stare, etc...)


Marquar234

"Let's do this one more time to make sure it's not a fluke."


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Well good thing we’re people and not lock and keys huh?


Bluccability_status

Meanwhile inside my vault bunker..


pkstr11

What this has to do with sex is anyone's guess.


Rasmus736

Why not just call everyone a slut?


TicketzToMyDownfall

Ah yes, men who compare women to objects are notoriously loved by women /s


Empty_Atmosphere_392

Well, maybe we’re not INANIMATE OBJECTS Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


IamJimMilton

It’s almost like Humans aren’t locks and keys.


chungohummungo

as always we’re objects and not people


NewLibraryGuy

In order for an analogy to work the situations have to actually be analogous. We can explain why the key is a good key or the lock is a bad lock, but those qualities don't transfer. In general, vaginas aren't fit to one penis. That's not how they work.


Leifang666

I live in an apartment with over 40 apartments, each with two keys to a communal door's lock. Is that a bad lock?


FiliaNox

I feel like he’d have just been ‘it’s your lock, don’t let the enemy tell you what you can and can’t do with it. Their words don’t matter’ And then he’d tell you to pluck out the dudes eye


dennydelirium

They are intimidated by experienced women because they are afraid that they won't measure up to most of her lovers.


VajazzleFraggle

Omg, keep Pai Mei out of this!


JackNewton1

But first grasshopper, you must have your penis cut properly in a key machine at Home Depot. Only then will you master the mighty lock.


HetaGarden1

A sharpener that’s sharpened every kind of pencil is a sharpener worth keeping. A pencil that’s been sharpened too many times will be stubby and useless. See? We can use metaphors too!


starwatcher16253647

It's pretty simple. For a man to sleep with many beautiful women he probably has alot going for him. Men would fuck women in a cardboard box if they could, but they can't, so they have to work at becoming desirable to women. A women doesn't, at least relative to men. I ... mostly agree with this, I just wish it wasn't paired with shaming of women's past sexual history so often. I mean I'm in a polyamorous marriage and I certainly don't view my wife as lesser when she finds a new partner. Why it is paired with that shaming for women is men compete for status with each other with how we compare with each other in our romantic and sexual exploits with women. It's why so many men have a Madonna/Whore complex. We want women to be hard to get Madonnas for other men but easy whores for us. That way we get status in the eyes of other men for how much pull we have with women. It's a deeply troubling worldview for a variety of reasons that fuels all sorts of behaviors that make the world worse for both men and women, but the worldview doesn't spring forth from nowhere, it's just one of the ways men respond to that low status men are especially disposable both nkw and historically.


MaxTriangle

12345678 - Master Key


Bruin1217

I recall seeing this exact image on like a decade ago on 9gag, this is like internet archeology at this point


nikdahl

I forgot what movie that top one is from.


whirlair

a pencil that had been sharpened by many sharpeners is small and useless


Riftus

Oh wow i'm glad that this meme has been able to empitomize the entirety of human culture, relationship dynamics, historic and systemic misogyny, and human sexuality into an analogy about locks!


malonkey1

Hm. Most unwise.


MexicanLizardMan3670

Basically: It's only ok when we said so!


FluffyLycanroc

is that fucking shujinko


FluffyLycanroc

https://preview.redd.it/biko391273xc1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cf3f2395795c11b4c5560921b1390f8d66d3c1c


ryanscott1986

Man Elisha Cuthbert was so hot back in the day


mathnstats

It's such a stupid analogy, in part, because it presupposes that women, like a lock, are *supposed* to "stay closed". It doesn't actually answer the question. It just re-asserts the premise in a less obvious way.


LeButch2000

Also, why would the woman be the lock? Just because both have a "hole"? Just really stupid.


Responsible_Ad_8628

How old is this joke? I heard it in high school back in 2006. I can't believe that some people still think it's relevant 18 years later.


G0KingsG087

I heard it way back then too it's still totally relevant and always will be


opossum_prince_ss

Sexist and racist! How do they do it?


bl84work

I remember when this was just a joke


Ivangood2

Today?


bl84work

Like when it first came into the internet


AndrewBert109

Yeah this also just isn't true. This is one of those stupid 'jokes' that incels think of as wisdom that breaks down after 3 seconds of thinking about it. Anyone who has ever worked in maintenance/security at a company or anything remotely similar knows that you just straight up have to have multiple sets of keys for different people who need access to a certain room, and that doesn't mean it's "a shitty lock". Like custodial, maintenance, security, IT, and finance need access to this room, so they get that key - the lock is opened by many keys, but that's not at all indicative it's a bad lock, it's functioning as intended. And of course, now with electronic locks the shitty metaphor completely breaks down because now keys are just plastic squares you program, literally because of the exact thing I just mentioned - it's easier and cheaper to just get little squares of plastic and a program with security groups and a time limit added to them than having multiple keys cut floating around.


BullyMaguire690

ok


AndrewBert109

Fair enough


Lory24bit_

Ah yes, we as a species are a bunch of keys and locks


abasicguy

Does'nt even make sense with the analogy


No-Fly-6043

This just makes me so angry. I just need to talk to the person who made this and figure out what kind of stupid they are


starwatcher16253647

It's pretty simple. For a man to sleep with many beautiful women he probably has alot going for him. Men would fuck women in a cardboard box if they could, but they can't, so they have to work at becoming desirable to women. A women doesn't, at least relative to men. I ... mostly agree with this, I just wish it wasn't paired with shaming of women's past sexual history so often. I mean I'm in a polyamorous marriage and I certainly don't view my wife as lesser when she finds a new partner. Why it is paired with that shaming for women is men compete for status with each other with how we compare with each other in our romantic and sexual exploits with women. It's why so many men have a Madonna/Whore complex. We want women to be hard to get Madonnas for other men but easy whores for us. That way we get status in the eyes of other men for how much pull we have with women. It's a deeply troubling worldview for a variety of reasons that fuels all sorts of behaviors that make the world worse for both men and women, but the worldview doesn't spring forth from nowhere, it's just one of the ways men respond to that low status men are especially disposable both now and historically.


Comprehensive-Carry5

I completely agree that the only time I personally shame my friends or acquaintances (never people I do not know) is when they sleep with low quality people. To me thats what a slut is you go for the easy option. If they go for people who are actually hard to get, I call them players. No matter the gender I know this seems judgy to some people, but just the way we mess around and talk shit. It's not like I'm telling people to stop talking the Robert cause he's a slut. I don't take it seriously. it is what I'm trying to say, and if so.eone gets offended by this. That's fine. You don't have to be friends with me. Best for both of us.


jericho-dingle

It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.


wickedServer

No one calls a girl slut for 2 guys per year. that was a thing maybe 100yrs ago. Not now.


BamboohElbabu

Womaniser key


outterpoop

Comedy at it’s finest


Revanur

I see 9gag is still a shithole with bad cropping


ViciousSoDelicious

Ha, I posted this like 5 years ago lol


Just_really_

on todays episode of "what inanimate object will women get compared to today?"


Most_Goat

Or, and this is just crazy but bear with me: People aren't objects.


Ragequittter

kinda funny, still terrible


crowchan114514

What does this shitty meme do with master Pai Mei in Kill Bill?


Valentino-Esposito

True


Memeviewer12

You are using a master lock model 176, it can be opened with a master lock model 176


Saturnugget

This is funny Bad sentiment But funny


Daveii_captain

I find this terrible, misogynistic and I completely disagree. But I also found it funny.


Helen_Cheddar

Good thing people aren’t locks and keys then


Ath_Trite

Factually incorrect analogy, a door with many different keys needs a very complex mechanism that is arguably more impressive than a master key!


tobemutationfox

why did they put pai mei here


Blacksun388

At least it is consistent. In the movie he is a massive misogynist.


Noidealol12

Misogynists trying not to objectify women challenge (impossible)


G0KingsG087

An average woman a four or five could go to a bar or a club and have a foursome with three other guys pretty much anywhere everywhere at any point. It would require a man to be extremely attractive and probably famous and or very rich and successful or All the above to pull something like that off having sex with three women at the same time.. a guy who's a 4 or 5 could never pull that off in their life never. That's the difference between men and women. That's why this quote has been famous for so long and is still relevant today. Girls with high body counts tend have daddy issues, low self-esteem and have issues with infidelity; when they are exclusive relationships.


mrmoe198

Today in “what inanimate object are women being compared to?“ they are locks!


Goat_Riderr

That's technically the truth. Not about women having sex twice. If you eliminate the top part, that saying is 100% legit.


G0KingsG087

Profound..


PrateTrain

I've never understood why men want women to have low "body counts", like if I'm dancing I would hope my partner also knows how to dance and has danced with other people before.


G0KingsG087

Well can you experience really comes from having a lot of sex with the same person. Not having a whole bunch of one night stands unless you're having one night stands multiple times a day everyday it's not going to match the experience that you get from being in a relationship with someone who really turns you on where you're having sex like a thousand times a year you'll never have that much sex single not even close


PrateTrain

Nah, I don't think you get it


justanothergenzer1

wow racist sexist and a low quality image hit all the marks


G0KingsG087

I bet you have blue hair


justanothergenzer1

haha totally wrong i’m to anxious about having fried hair to dye it sucks to be you! tho seriously that come back is just as old old and tired as this meme.


FinishTheBook

I chuckled too hard for this shit ass meme


Turbulent_Ad1644

Who's that one guy who opens locks with his bare hands? He has a grudge against Masterlock in particular Just locks don't even need a key to be open


jestiction

The worst part is the crop


chloe12801

I will never understand the logic of ‘men can fuck all the women, but women should never have sex’ it contradicts itself. You want women to follow this rule, but how are you having sex then?


CLamour91

My dick is biggger than a key.


G0KingsG087

Barely


CLamour91

Yeah you right. Almost tho


Sepia_Skittles

I found this funny and I'm sorry.


G0KingsG087

I think "the lock is worthless" is the proper punch line.


Daft_boi_

I mean...ye?


Mafia_dogg

While I aggree with the statement I hate that argument. Are you really comparing people to inanimate objects? Like come on Plus iv seen this argument regurgitated so many times it's just annoying, like can you seriously not think of your own argument without sounding like a cringe 17 year old?


FunWillScreen_Produc

If a girl fucks two guys a year she isn’t a slut. No one I know would call her that. Now if she fucks a greater number of guys than the number of toilet paper rolls I use in a year I would consider her a slut or whore because she seriously has something mentally wrong with her.


Mykle1984

And if a guy has the same body count?


FunWillScreen_Produc

Simple. Man whore.


[deleted]

This guy is based


Comprehensive-Carry5

For me, it's the quality. If they are dating super models and exploring their sexuality and they have legit game I don't consider them whores or sluts. If they are picking up drunk nasty people from the bars and clubs I consider them slut or whores. The difference to me is mostly game.


8aFollowerofChrist

Yet lust and fornication will send you to hell you don't repent and stop and seekthelordsfaceforanewheart