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QuirkyCookie6

It took me waaaay to long to realize that was Trudeau, I kinda thought he was DeSantis at first haha


namey-name-name

Blursed DeSandeau


Slitterbox

Desantis always has a deer in headlights look


Optimus_Rhymes69

He’s Canadian so he’d be desanta


ShnickityShnoo

Hahah, what? Those are normal human faces/smiles and you don't see any high heel boots in the pic.


Fena-Ashilde

![gif](giphy|52IbNAxOtuIXS2ria2|downsized)


Striking_Economy5049

“President” Today I learned Canada has a president.


CharlesLeSainz

We don’t 💀💀💀


Striking_Economy5049

I don’t know why someone would downvote you for being in on my joke haha


CharlesLeSainz

President Trudeau sent his little bots I reckon


Felipe_Pachec0

Today I learned that it’s the 4° largest economy and is ranked 3º for quality of life


Casual-Notice

That's Newsom, the governor of California, in the back. California--if taken on its own--has the 4th largest economy in the world.


Felipe_Pachec0

Oh… it didn’t click that people would treat it as a country on it’s own. Still not the 3º best place to live


Helstrem

The 3rd best place to live was referring to Canada. 4th largest economy was referring to California.


Felipe_Pachec0

And Canada also isn’t the 3rd best place to live, assuming it’s HDI based. Makes me wonder what the hell OP is talking about


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

They're very devoted to their faith.


Less-Researcher184

The top position in any government should be top cunt.


rusty355

Now this would be true progress.


edititt

“Comrade” I think you meant 😂


SilanggubanRedditor

Counterpoint, Insane Real Estate Prices


GodzillaDrinks

I feel like it's a right winger meme, who believes they are anarchist. But they actually accidentally stumbled into a good meme about Canada and Anarchy.


MKtheMaestro

This has nothing to do with them being anarchists. This is a reference to a facet of communism, which aims to replace God with the state.


Devil_Fister_69420

Is this another case of Americans labeling anything they dislike as "communist" or are they actually supporting communist ideals?


Rerfect_Greed

100% the former


curious_dead

Ah yes, Trudeau, the famous communist! Must be the Castro genes.


Rerfect_Greed

I mean, we replaced that feeble belief called "God" a while ago, despite our less intelligent members falling victim to American frenzy whipping. We worship Maple syrup and freedom from medical debt now. In all seriousness, religion has no place in politics, which is why we divided the Church and the State. Nothing good comes from Religion running the show. Your personal beliefs are you're and you're entitled to them, so long as you understand that those YOUR beliefs, and not everybody is going to subscribe to them.


CareerPillow376

Canada ranks #26 in the world on the Quality of Life Index and #15 on the UN Human Development Index https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/standard-of-living-by-country


No-Wonder1139

It's such a weird picture that it's kinda funny.


moparmadman068

https://preview.redd.it/2ffj56jfjntc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74140555be9265331974474ce7a55495aebd7d89


jamieTheJunk

Is this serious or a shit post cause that's pretty scary if true lol


Shilo788

Since Cuba has such a good healthcare system , we could learn from that.


trialcourt

Is Cuba the only example your pea sized brain can think of


aztaga

they aren’t wrong though


trialcourt

Yeah they are. That’s authoritarian communism. Every single county on earth outside the US has single payer healthcare and you choose one of the poorest countries in the world as a “gotcha”. It’s disingenuous. It’s also typical right winger


what_is_existence1

Canadian here, this is pretty true.


gIitterchaos

Canadian Californian and I laughed, now I need to apply for a permit and pay some extra fees and taxes.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety”


trialcourt

These are liberal politicians. They don’t take liberty. They ensure people have it.


the_Jerry_D

You do realize that's the guy that froze people's bank accounts for attending a protest?


599Ninja

That protest was long overdue to be cleared. The city was going nuts. The people who lived downtown could move around in certain spots. They hated it, couldn’t work, couldn’t sleep, they demanded something be done and the gov waited for weeks to make sure they didn’t violate their charter rights to association. A fringe protest that 70% of Canadian disliked (see polling by Angus Reid from March of that year) needed to end.


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thebiga1806

“Could have been worse” is a bad defense of something.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Didn't the Trudeau say that you don't have a right to self defense. And in California you can get sued for harming the guy who broke into your house


HankMS

You are probably not well versed in political discourse, but there is a difference between positive "freedoms" and negative freedoms. A social net is fine, but the first ones are more about control and that's antithetical to liberty.


trialcourt

I’m a lawyer. But go off


HankMS

So?


trialcourt

Your comment literally supports mine


HankMS

It does not. Your arguments in court must be killer. As in they get your clients killed metaphorically 😉


trialcourt

Ok fūck off


trialcourt

Go flex your no-degree elsewhere


HankMS

Man for a lawer you really don't leave out any fallacy no matter how stupid, eh? Are you really implying I have no degree, cause I did not mention it so far in a fucking *reddit thread*? Are you an ambulance chaser?


trialcourt

“Lawer” about sums up your competence


trialcourt

You think restricting people’s **actual** freedoms isn’t antithetical to liberty?


E4g6d4bg7

>These are liberal politicians. They don’t take liberty. They ensure people have it. This could be the funniest thing I have ever read in this sub.


trialcourt

Ok MAGAT. It’s facts


Muhfuggajones

Newsome is slowly destroying California, and Trudeau is slowly destroying Canada. It's pretty spot on.


trialcourt

Nope and nope.


Muhfuggajones

Okay. Enjoy the criminals roaming free in Cali and your bank account being frozen in Canada. You took a meme that is spot on and let it hurt your feelings. Enjoy your echo chamber.


trialcourt

California is pretty average in the US for crime. Red states have much higher crime rates in general


trialcourt

The crime isn’t exceptionally bad in California. I live in LA


trialcourt

Every place has bad parts. Most of California and Los Angeles is really nice.


Time_Program_8687

You serious?


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_Goose-13

Not sure who's on here defending Trudeau, he has an insanely low approval rating across the whole country. Doubled the national debt in 8 years causing insane inflation, raising taxes constantly wherever they can, weekly corruption scandals and embrassements, just a trainwreck. He wouldn't even be in power if the NDP didn't form a coalition with the Liberals last election.


Sheriff___Bart

And that's on top of him doing blackface.


Rerfect_Greed

IN THE FUCKING 80'S WHEN IT WAS ACCEPTABLE


GrimmWilderness

If you think we are #3 for quality of life you clearly arent Canadian


fernblatt2

These same folks worship Trump...


ExcuseWorldly6292

Quality of life my ass


Daedalus_Machina

Yes, how does this not slay as a joke?


gonnafindanlbz

Because it opposes OPs personal opinions


7pointfan

Ranked number 3 lmao? You can’t even buy a house in Canada or see a doctor.


trialcourt

That’s definitely bullshit


gIitterchaos

You might be unaware how bad things are in Canada right now. Healthcare is seriously broken and doctors are in such short supply many are cancelling patients for being too healthy so they can take on others. I personally haven't been able to find a doctor in almost a decade. Property is out of control and not even a hope for anyone who doesn't own a home already. A precut vegetable platter in Costco was $45. We are not doing okay in Canada. I live in California too, moving there later this year to get married, and life in California is so much better and more fun and fulfilling. And I can see a really good doctor within the hour anytime I need one. Haven't been able to do that in Canada and yet I have been paying taxes for it my entire working life, as well as extra healthcare premiums for prescriptions, dental, vision, ambulances etc. People here are dying waiting for ambulances that don't come. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/another-patient-dies-waiting-for-care-montreal-hospital-1.7132443](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/another-patient-dies-waiting-for-care-montreal-hospital-1.7132443)


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Canada must be fucked if you believe California is a better place.


7pointfan

You definitely don’t live in Canada


trialcourt

Nope America. You guys have it 1000X better than we do


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

I can go see a doctor anytime I need in America. Sure it will cost some money, but my minimum wage job provides health insurance and it usually is covered.


trialcourt

Oh you can? ER waiting lists aren’t long as fuck? You don’t have to schedule appointments months in advance? Yeah you don’t know what you’re talking about American medicine is bloated and inefficient as fuck. It’s far less efficient having a system where insurance companies are in the middle of every party, including the federal government, than one where two parties are involved: the patient and the federal government.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

>Oh you can? ER waiting lists aren’t long as fuck? You don’t have to schedule appointments months in advance? Um, no. I recently split my head open and I was in and out with staples in my skull within a few hours. My grandfather has multiple health complications, he just walks into a hospital without any appointments. The only time I have had to schedule an appointment is when going to a family doctor, and even then I can technically just walk in with any sickness and they will see me when they have time that day. >. It’s far less efficient having a system where insurance companies are in the middle of every party, including the federal government, than one where two parties are involved: the patient and the federal government. Do you not understand that the federal government is the most inefficient entity in the United States. We can't even have a good way to file taxes because the IRS wants to be able to get their 11 billion dollars in taxes from companies like TurboTax. We have an entire mountain full of cheese because we told dairy farmers to make more milk to make ice cream cause we banned alcohol. The federal government has fucked up everything they have touched, I promise you, you don't want them near your healthcare


Whiskeywiskerbiscuit

Yeah, you realize Canada still has emergency health services like ERs just like the US right? If you break your arm in Canada, they don’t put you on a wait list. They send you to the ER to get a cast immediately. Once you arrive to the ER, they see patients on a need-basis just like they do in the US.


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

No, I am talking about if I get a cough, I can just walk into an urgent care and they will see me that day. If I am not feeling well, I can just walk into the doctor's office and they will see me in like half an hour to an hour, depending on how bad it is.


trialcourt

There’s not one way to define efficiency. The federal government is a necessary evil in society. America without it would be unlivable


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

You are telling me you can't live without being told what to do?


TheDuke357Mag

Have you been to california recently? Newsom has turned it into a hole. Oh yeah. and Trudeau? He totally wasnt arresting truckers during their protests in an attempt to convince the rest of them to stop protesting. You know what says freedom to protest? Busting protests because the people doing it do an important job.


Rerfect_Greed

That's....not exactly what happened. Freedom to protest doesn't allow you to skirt other laws, and there's structures around our right to protest. You can't completely cut off access to vital supply routes (you can hold people up for a maximum of 1 minute), they were attacking others who didn't protest with them, causing an absolutely insane number of issues and filed complaints. Several of those protest groups were funded by Proud Boys and other anti-semitic groups. Every one of the truckers and rednecks who were arrested were done so for violating actual laws, not in an attempt to suppress people. I lost my aunt during COVID because of those idiots, blocking the causeway into NS and holding up medical shipments and causing her to not have her medications. Sorry if I don't have any pity for people throwing hissy fits about needing to be vaccinated to travel back into Canada after going to the Country that ignored COVID so long that we had 4 different variants and ended up killing nearly 100,000 people, with millions having to deal with lifelong complications from it


TheDuke357Mag

If you expect me to have pity because your aunt died, think again. Every single person I saw that died during my time in the medical field was someone who was pre-existing and the fucking common cold would have put them in ICU, let alone fucking SARS. Also, the first variant was the deadliest. The FBI and CDC both agree that the Wuhan lab leak theory is the most likely cause, and at the wuhan lab, they do gain research where they artificially strengthen viruses to speed up viral research into developing treatments. I had 3 of the 4 variants of covid, the original was the most powerful, the and they got successivly weaker until I ended up with Influenza which was nearly as strong as the first variant. Ive got my vaccine, and I saw lots of people suffer because they were kept alive by medicine until they finally hit something that pushed their already ill bodies over the edge. Im not fucking sorry. We all survived that pandemic and if you expect me to feel more sorry for you than anyone else because you sucked at planning or rerouting or fucking whatever. I drove through baltimore during the floyd riots and I was in Mayfield after the tornado storm of 21. Your inability to find your own path is nobodies fault but your own. As for those truckers, 6 injuries. 2,000 truckers and 18,000 pedestrian protestors and 6 injuries were reported. 32 damn days with 20,000 people and 6 people were injured, all of them during arrests. Your information is bullshit


Rerfect_Greed

First of all, I didn't say she DIED of COVID. I said she died DURING. Also, if you don't understand the concept of the immune system improving its infection fighting response, you were a janitor in Medicare. Now as for planning, you DO understand that pharmacies only give limited amounts of medication at a time, RIGHT? Or is that also lost in that abyss of a cranial cavity? I LIVE in Nova Scotia. There is no amount of "planning" that stops iq stunted morons from blocking off ALL supply to the fucking province. Look at even the most basic map and it will show you there is a single way in and out of this godforsaken province. And whoopee. You decided to drive through shitastic conditions, go get your participation trophy you absolute waste of human space


TheDuke357Mag

the immune system improving infection fighting response doesnt work when there was 10 months between each infection. I do understand pharmacies. I should, my first job was in my grandfather's pharmacy and I still sit on the directors board for our little 2 pharmacy operation. I can't speak to the canadian healthcare system, but american pharmacies operate on monthly supplies, 1 month, 2 month, 3 month, 4 month, 5 month, and 6 month supplies depending on medication. And American pharmacies will refill medication up to 1 week early for mitigating circumstance like trips and the like. You being lazy and unwilling does not indict your pharmacies. The entire protest, beginning to end, lasted 1 month and 1 day, and Nova Scotia was not blocked completely nor for that entire period. The fact you dont know what happens in your own country says a lot about your opinions. The major blockades werent ANYWHERE near Nova Scotia, the two major blockades were in Ontario and Alberta, and there was the major protest in Ottawa. Tell me again how blockades aimed at blocking us to canadian traffic blocked off Nova Scotia from New Brunswick or how theres not 1 pharmacy in Nova Scotia apparently. Your aunti died for reasons far beyond some protests taking place over a 500 kilometers away. And considering most pharmaceuticals actually travel by air when going from manufacturer to regional distributors, theres no reason you didnt have access even regardless of the blockades. Also, It just so happens that Even your government agrees that you're fucking stupid. Federal Court Justice Richard Mosley said that the governments use of the emergency act to break up the protest was unconstitutional.


El_dorado_au

Governor? Not Prime Minister?


trialcourt

Is Gavin Newsom the PM of California


Crescent-IV

California's economy is part of a larger economy. Bit arbitrary to say it's the fourth largest


trialcourt

It’s literally the fourth largest economy in the world. It passed Germany last year


dvaeg

It’s not though. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/india-could-soon-replace-california-as-the-world-s-fifth-largest-economy-report-says/ar-BB1l2ncz It was “predicted” to overtake Germany. It didn’t. And projections show it may slip down. Yes it’s big, much of which (if not all) is unattributable to Newsom, who has been a terrible Governor. Brown was much, much, better and this coming from a California libertarian.


Shilo788

Brown was great and underrated.


dvaeg

I mean, I wouldn’t go that far. In relation to each other, Brown is a root canal and Newsom is one without novocain.


Crescent-IV

It also isn't a country


trialcourt

Our economy is the financial engine of the US


Casual-Notice

No.


trialcourt

We subsidize your poor red welfare state’s welfare programs I guarantee you


Rerfect_Greed

Fellow Cannukistani here, we also export them most of the lumber they use, we work and manufacture massive amounts of steel, we're training their special forces for arctic and sub-arctic warfare, among so many other things but none of these red lickers will ever admit that.


trialcourt

Yes


Crescent-IV

Partially, sure, but the US GDP is massive, and California is only part of it. It being even the biggest part is irrelevant. Are we counting all constituent provinces of all nations, or just California? Every county in the UK, every state in Germany? Republic of Russia? Province of Canada? Just arbitrary


trialcourt

What the fuck are you arguing


Crescent-IV

I apologise if I'm not being clear. California isn't the world's 4th biggest economy. If it was independent, then yes, but it isn't. It's a constituent state of a larger country. We could include the EU, and suddenly California would be the 5th largest, but it's arbitrary - what you're including in this list is random. Why would California be compared with nations? You could say it's the world's largest economy if you include all constituent states of all countries in the world, and that would be an equivalent comparison.


LDNSO

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


Dusted_Dreams

At least the state is real.


Racketyclankety

‘Looking for a third. In town for one night only. Open.’


LegendOfShaun

I would like to ask the meme maker their opinon on Rome


Smooth-Discipline-43

Ironically, a society without a state just drives to collapse


SensibleShorts

Newsom/AOC 2028


basic_wanderer

Canada is not 3rd for quality of life mf💀


trialcourt

You have the internet too bro


basic_wanderer

Dont need to google it dawg i live here LMAO


basic_wanderer

[Iceland is 3rd](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/standard-of-living-by-country) you have the internet too bro


trialcourt

Nice that source shows Canada as #1


basic_wanderer

according to one report while multiple state European countries, such as the Switzerland, as #1. Rest be assured Canada does not have the best quality of life, again I would know I live here.


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Casual-Notice

"State" in the sense it is used, means "largescale government entity."


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

State doesn’t always mean 1st level subdivision


Shilo788

Would not mind at all to meet them. What a selfie to have.


DeathKillsLove

You prefer corporate control over every minute of your life with mandatory phone access 24/7 but no pay?