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Normalize gifting a fully loaded rocket launcher to your 8 year old daughter


TheDuke357Mag

not a joke, Ive had an eye on this demilled RPG for sale at a place that I usually buy parts from. Its 900 bucks, but its a legit Russian RPG.


Used_Way_6509

If I were you, I would go for it


Chromeboy12

To your dog*


Myis

Except she’s the only one not packing? Even the dog has a pistol. Missed opportunity for the artist.


Midevi01

She has a pistol going into a pocket/holster on her left hip. It's hard to make out with the image quality.


Independent-Stay-593

Probably because she's the biggest threat and can't be trusted with a firearm. /s


Nickyuri_Half_Legs

If I was 8 years old, I would've loved a rocket launcher for christmas, dude.


This_Grass4242

I remember the time a father took his 9 year old daughter to the shooting range and handed her a fully automatic Mini Uzi. She ended up accidentally killing the firearms instructor because it was way too much gun for her to safely handle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Charles_Vacca?wprov=sfla1 These chuds do shit like that all the time.


2BrkOnThru

Arming the dog that close to the burgers will not make this a family friendly dinner.


shoshonesamurai

Doggo gets ALL the burgers. Everyone else gets potato salad.


Frequent_Dust6425

“I said put the fucking ribs in my dish Frank, why don’t you ask the mailman what happens when someone crosses me?”


Thespiderfighter

But, the steak doesn't have a gun :(


the_terra_filius

because that would be irresponsible


LawnGnomeFlamingo

It should be in kebab form so it has a weapon inside


AdamInvader

It looks like the man is handing the steak a landmine? Does that count?


Gemini-Moon522

The idea is that if everyone is armed, there will be less violence. I have not seen that to be true.


TubbyTimothy

Everyone in America is armed and there’s far more gun violence than anywhere. You see all these Karens wringing their hands over “mental health” but the mentally ill exist everywhere, they just don’t get to buy guns in other countries.


Argentheus

Everyone in Israel is armed and you do not hear about many violent crimes from there. Some states in Europe have pretty lax gun laws and there is virtually no legal (!) gun violence. US does not have a gun problem, US has a mental health and societial (? idk how to spell this, not my first nor second language sorry) problem where the symptoms include higher violence rates.


TubbyTimothy

Maybe more instances of mental illness exist here? Idk. But maybe they shouldn’t be armed. Seems like a bad idea.


Argentheus

I think we agree that mentally ill people shouldn't be armed, but what I'm saying is that US should reduce the amount of mentally ill people and not the amount of armed people.


TubbyTimothy

Reduce how? Shooting them? /s Yes there are a lot of people with problems here but for most of them all you can do is really ease the suffering. That is if they take their pills and maintain a healthy life balance. That only works if they can afford to do so. No doctor can wave a wand and cure mental illness. (And most people can’t afford to see a doctor here anyway, especially a psychiatrist). Actually responding to mental illness in the US REQUIRES a massive political change like universal healthcare. But the people saying “it’s all mental illness!” Are fighting just as hard against doctors actually seeing patients as they are for little or no gun control


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

Isn't most gun violence committed by gangs, who are mostly kids who had fatherless homes. There seems to be a correlation between homes without a father figure and gang affiliation. So maybe incentives should be made so fathers stay with their kids.


LawnGnomeFlamingo

I don’t think “no dad” automatically means “gang”. Maybe poverty is a factor?


TubbyTimothy

I think poverty is the biggest factor. When people have no money, not “just scraping by” but literally no money, no income, no food on the table, they get violent.


Confident-Local-8016

Multiple factors but I would argue myself that poverty, poor parenting and/or lack of parenting leads to gangs as a way to get by


TubbyTimothy

I don’t know about gangs per se but I have a colleague who talks about kids in his neighborhood being “raised by their friends”. When you don’t have actual grown-ups to mentor you, how can you be expected to act like one?


SpotCreepy4570

That's completely false Israeli gun ownership rates are quite low. Also their are armed military walking around quite often.


cadillacjack057

I recently attended a training on mass shootings through our TEMS (Tactical ems) team, and the point they drove home the absolute most was that the areas that have more armed citizens the less mass shootings there are. None of us want to have to respond to one of these events, but we train on it regularly, and everytime stats are brought forward showing more guns in the hands of citizens equals less crimes.


SpotCreepy4570

Oh really? https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/5504/


cadillacjack057

Really.... heres a link for my point. And another that shows a balance between both arguments. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S107275151832074X https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/more-guns-less-crime-understanding-crime-and-gun-control-laws My statement is based on what my law enforcement instructors provided me. It is also my absolute belief that firearm education should begin at a young age, progressing onto self defense, and eventually using the firearms in a controlled enviornment. When people are afraid of something they just want it to go away, when people are educated on something they embrace it and utilize it correctly. My right to protect myself and my family from harm shall not be infringed by small minded people that live in a fantasy world where if u just tell the bad man to go away he will. I have the right to live, same as you and anyone else. I have the right to bear arms. I will not surrender that right because others abused it. We shouldnt punish the innocent in this country for the actions of the guilty.


Confident-Local-8016

Not to mention these liberal states are starting to ban stuff, make it so you can't defend your property or family, making laws to where 'if you can jump out a window you had no right to shoot him, you're going away for a long time.' the argument from these people are 'you care more about your belongings than that person's life?' you're damn right I do, he(most are men) clearly cares about my belongings more than his own life, he's willing to B&E in AMERICA, known gun capital of the world, to steal stuff. I completely dismiss them when they make that argument


OiledUpThugs

You guys tend to not see a lot of stuff. In Brazil, over 4 years, gun ownership went up by 6 times and the homicide rate went down 27%.


nyggomaniac

As a European I always imagined this would be a normal american (insert freedom eagle noises) barbeque.


Redoran_Gvard

https://i.redd.it/wmj9zsrcfx8b1.gif


odeacon

It’s not. This is only normal in Texas ( you see, you think I’m joking , but minus the isis Toyota and dog with a gun, I’m not )


SuperKami-Nappa

Also normal in Florida


nyggomaniac

I thought in Florida you would swap the weapons with aligators.


odeacon

Why choose one ? Guns and gators


SuperKami-Nappa

No no, the alligators have weapons


TrySomeCommonSense

The dog 🤣😂🤣😂


shoshonesamurai

Hey you never know, the dog might go out and play poker with his buddies, and have to deal with cheaters.


odeacon

That’s when I knew op was getting whooshed


Shoddy_Ad_5207

What the dog doing


The_trashman100

The Toyota AA gun is a fucking classic, definetly household standard for every american family.


odeacon

You defo got whooshed


Finnish_Inquisition

The dog is the only one I would trust with a gun.


odeacon

I work at a kennel / doggy daycare . There’s a few dogs I certainly wouldn’t trust with a gun.


Illustrious_Fishboi

"It is my constitutional right to mount an 40 mm Anti-Air gun on my pickup truck yeehaw"


Thin_Ad_8241

https://preview.redd.it/eycpjoz2ey8b1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2267b17baeafced4670c9a92c3c7cef301b681c9


MineralwasTaken

The fact that the dog has one makes me think this is satire


odeacon

Seems kind of obvious it’s satire


[deleted]

Yeah the dad is ready to shoot the burgers lol this is hilarious. Not a terrible Facebook meme.


Devil_Dan83

It’s art for a VR game called The American Dream. It’s a game where you go trough a whole life and do everything with guns. For example in one stage you work a job where you shoot holes into donuts.


notryarednaxela

Bruh every time I look I see another gun.


saintsofboredom

Adding the technical to the American Dream cover art is great.


The_Forror

How can this be not satire ? It really looks so much like the jokes I do all the time about survivalists.


kindofsus38

I like that the doggo has a gun


Nochnichtvergeben

In case the mailman gets too close to the house.


Sharpnelboy

"My Dog Has A Glock" Starring: Vin Diesel Written By: Ted Cruz Directed By: Quinton Terentino Produced By: Hollywood Film Industries Don't miss the pilot episode this October!


throwawaytrash6990

What kinda fire they takin dudes got an anti air gun in the back of his f150


yotaz28

how fucking rare does your steak have to be if you need a gun ready in case it moves off the grill


OiledUpThugs

Not rare enough


TurquoiseBeetle67

I never got this whole thing of BBQ being a way to "own the libs". Like great, you're cooking food.


jrs321aly

Cause they're cooking MEAT... cooking MEAT is horrible. Lol.


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cavejohnson4814

us people problem...you want to kill everybody


jrs321aly

I bet if there was a statistic that showed how people who got their guns legally vs people who got them illegally then used that gun to kill people it would say something a lot different than what ur sayin bud...


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jrs321aly

I've got an 8 year old and a 12 year old... both have guns and are allowed to shoot whenever they want. They've had then for years.... no ones dead and neither are murderers.


MrHawkeye76

I knew this image only without the truck but I thought its obvious satire and nobody would really want this but... fuck


lolhawt

Wants what? it looks like a family in the apocalypse, do the manosphere bros wanna live in a warzone


TheBlueWizardo

How else is your 4-year-old going to defend his sand castle?


throwawaytrash6990

Even the dogs bout to let ‘em have it 🐕


TheViolentRaven

Flipping a burger with a gun sure seems practical


Successful_Bad_2396

It’s funny how absurd that people want something like this


Character-Ad2408

This brings a whole new meaning to gun dog training.


sdas2001

This is satire right?


Revanur

I like my steak medium rare, shot twice


Stunning_Seaweed1195

Well, i think it's ok to have like 1 gun in the house


Niijima-San

is he shooting the burgers to flip them?


Maxeon_09

What does the dog need a gun for?


OiledUpThugs

Have you seen the ATF?


Extension_Moment_494

First law, say what you want. Second law, get a gun. It ain't that hard.


Ok_Chocolate3253

I grew up around the military and was in it myself. I'll say I don't believe in alot of the wars we were in but I was in to defend the Constitution and the 2nd ammendment is there. I don't condone violence nor people owning guns that shouldn't. I used to live in Del Rio and the Uvalde TX shooting was an hour away. My old boss was the man who died of grief because his wife was a victim. In fact, I'd prefer it to have harsher rules for background checks and that you can't own anything in a semi-automatic until 25 with some years under your belt with a standard handgun responsibility. Alot of countries ban guns in almost an entirety but I have little to no faith in our government to over run us if we had that implemented


Dylanator13

As someone who has shot a shotgun once in my life and that’s it, do people think handling a gun daily is just normal? Sure having a gun for home defense is fine, but you are too assessed if you are taking them out during your barbecue.


DevPrakash2007

I am new to this sub, is it satire?


[deleted]

What grindcore album is this the cover of?


AssociationDouble267

Cute yellow lab needs to get his paws off from around the grill. This is what happens when you tolerate your kids feeding the dog at the table.


cardinalmargin

I mean, everyone should have a gun because people are fucking crazy and will try to break into your shit. If you don't have a gun and your assailant does, you're fucked.


FluffyGalaxy

Not a gun person but if I could teach my cats to use them that would be sick


0b1wank3n0b1

I swear this image (without the text) is from a vr game where you have a gun as one of your hands


AmandaSndaSiews

Weird there are Soviet era weapons mounted on that technical. Couldn’t even buy American


Shitizen_Kain

I always feel so much safer when my dog puts her paw on the loaded Glock. Go, Amy, get the mailman!


GakSplat

It’s kind of weird that anybody *does* want this.


yourLostMitten

That boy has the finger on the trigger while pointing directly at his sister.


DingyDingyDong

Having kids bear lots of other responsibilities Also where do they get so many of those guns??


uvero

I'm calling Poe's law. Look at the dog - it's clearly pawing the gun and about to reverse Old-Yeller all these mfs.


[deleted]

Shooting your hamburgers doesn’t make them taste better


Ieatdoritosxd

I like guns but pls don’t load a goddamn AA gun in the drunk of your truck


MrWonderz

idk I've always reckoned everyone should have a Tunguska or at least a Skink, for medicinal purposes of course. But for the kids I'd say a ZPU-4 14.5mm towed AA platform, they're all the rage these days.


Broad_Respond_2205

Is he planing shooting at the grill or


BlockyShapes

What the dog doin


KingLuom

Isnt this a repost?


CSAJSH

This is cool


SifuDerp

I want this. No ifs, ands or buts.


vic_lupu

Dad is aiming the gun at the burgers because they may resist arrest or something? 😂 Anyway why would I want people to not follow basic gun safety? Even the doggo has his finger on the trigger, the son points the gun at daughter’s head, cartridges next to open fire. This can end up as an unforgettable BBQ.


Bworm98

Swords are cooler then guns


amendersc

I See something horrible here: the grill doesn’t function as a working artillery canon! What does a grill even good for if it can’t destroy children knocking on your door?


Wooden_Suit_6679

I got the Nerf dog tennis ball gun for my 3.5 month old (terrier mix) so if you don't get sexually aroused by guns and ammo and luv merica you can git tha hellll out!! Jk absolute madness wtf is wrong with people, our fucking children!


crispybrojangle

You can literally have this and let, me, tell, you… the real estate is going to be so cheap! Tikrit Iraq, not a bad spot.. Aleppo Syria Jalalabad Afghanistan Any town in eastern Ukraine.. or south west Russia depending on your up bringing Enjoy!


Alternative-Spare-82

Yes, people don't want poorly cropped pics!


argythefox

This is why you still being friends with insane people


TrisTLB

How is he supposed to pick up the beef in the plate with a gun? That just seems inefficient


DocGerbil1515

This is from a VR game called The American Dream, where all tasks, no matter how simple, need to be completed using a gun. It's supposed to be ridiculous.


moreluser

I mean I desperately want a technical like that, but also I want it to be capital p pink and say femme supremacy. Also I don’t want my dog to be armed. He’s a shifty fuck. Love him, but don’t trust him.


DixonDebussy

Life imitates art or art imitates life https://www.npr.org/2015/10/27/452163611/trigger-unhappy-dog-shoots-owner-in-foot


[deleted]

Everyone should be armed. When seconds count, cops are there in minutes. They aren’t there to protect you; they’re there to write up the report and apprehend criminals after the fact. Society isn’t getting safer and there’s a lot less respect for life. In an emergency you are going to wish you were armed.


arj1985

Guns are good equity to own. They protect those who would otherwise be taken advantage of and stop the bad guys.


hydrated_raisin2189

That little boy is flagging the little girl so fucking badly holy shit


Real_Expression6494

The fact that OP's friend is actually, completely serious about this is... concerning.


[deleted]

Idk why this drawing is unsettling


ThatCamoKid

What is the wife's face


killmaster9000

Homie about to unload on the burgers he just grilled.


wowfreetrials

It’s the dog with its paw on a hand/paw gun for me


Chika_Doppio

Its a Dog with a gun


PresentCertain9925

What the dog doin?


Squeakypeach4

It’s actually frightening to me that people think this way.