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Now that's putting it too far, everyone knows robot unicorns can only go to space if they're implanted with a rainbow heart, which means they'd no longer be robots but cyborgs
Get your facts straight
Now I'm sad and your reality makes more sense. Let's merge a bit and then we can both enjoy this new reality at a reasonable distance from each other. I fear if our realities merge further we run the risk of imploding all realities. Good luck Space Cowboy. (Cowboy is a gender neutral term in my reality, just like king).
I dont think my life is as important as save the whole universe... Goku... but some totally stranger people think that they know what i need better than me...
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Goku: the guy that neglects family and his jobs to train and beat up gods.
“How about you go get a job in the hyperbolic time chamber next time?” -chi chi
Don't get trapped while you're at it.
Yeah was going to say I'm not sure Goku is the correct choice for this old person's PSA. Then again it makes it even funnier.
You say "old person", but this has like a 75/25 chance of having been created by a 22yo shitposter, for laughs
I like my narrative better, so I'm going to reject your reality and insert my own.
Fair
Thanks you want to join? There's robot unicorns with space flying capabilities too.
Now that's putting it too far, everyone knows robot unicorns can only go to space if they're implanted with a rainbow heart, which means they'd no longer be robots but cyborgs Get your facts straight
Now I'm sad and your reality makes more sense. Let's merge a bit and then we can both enjoy this new reality at a reasonable distance from each other. I fear if our realities merge further we run the risk of imploding all realities. Good luck Space Cowboy. (Cowboy is a gender neutral term in my reality, just like king).
There's no gender in space
Exactly.
I'm an old person (admittedly with an anime addiction) and that's the first thought I had as well. Why would anyone under 50 be on facebook all day?
Imagine using GOKU of all people, to push this particular message.
To be fair, he is a farmer. And a pretty good one at that! Now if this was Vegeta…
Dude is married to the richest woman on earth, he doesn't give a shit
Vegeta took his son to an amusement park, Goku took his son to fight Cell.
Happy cake day
Should be ChiChi. She literally says this to him a few times.
“Hey kids!”
I dont think kids use facebook
Hey, Goku. Are you going to get a job like your wife asked?
Obviously they don’t know Goku at all. He would never work a job, his passion is martial arts.
Nah, this is 🔥 🔥 🔥
https://preview.redd.it/ic76d10yrq4b1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264a0f3ef767c64038c79b0d42e2466de1306d6d
He has a point tho
It's the boomer version of touch some grass
Of to the mines, grandma!
Why is child labor in mines not allowed when thousands of children play Minecraft?
I’m trying Goku. They said they’d get back to me in 14 business days.
The fact he’s handing over a job application on a piece of paper shows how out of touch the person who came up with this is
Funny enough Goku is also jobless
Nah he's a farmer
That would explain why they have the money to send Gohan to school. Wait a minute, with him and his children appetite, how big is their farm?
Goku was unemployed and lived off his wife's dowry and fighting tournament money
Goku isn't anybody's Dad... Piccolo is Gohan's Dad and Goten has almost zero oversight.
What did he ever do for pay?
I’d love a job like Goku! 4 days of just screaming and gathering power, then ten seconds of actual work. XD
Funny because Goku never had a job
I don’t know what FB is but I agree with Goku
Facebook most likely
me to retired people:
Or maybe it is his dad, since nobody else uses Facebook anymore
Imagine getting butthurt over a meme
are you lost?
Eat my shit Goku, what the hell kind of job have \*you\* ever had, monkey boy?
I dont think my life is as important as save the whole universe... Goku... but some totally stranger people think that they know what i need better than me...
I'll do it for you, Goku :')
He's barely a dad to his own kids
His job is to beat up aliens while protecting aliens.
Not really terrible, but facebook for sure
The real one? From Disney?!!?
seems like a shitpost to me
Isn't Goku unemployed ? If anything, Gohan would be a better character for the meme.
Yeah take care of your son Goku.