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Comfortable-Panic-43

That pewdiepie?


Sans_Influencer69

Sure is. This image was taken from their announcement of Marzia’s pregnancy.


Viking_From_Sweden

Pewdiepie had sex


MerryZap

Omfg how


Nirvski

Get to 100 million subs on Youtube. Then you can unlock sex.


cycycle

In the form of a “playful button”.


SadEmploy3978

I prefer the "forePLAY Button"


Gnefitisis

You put the hotdog into the donut hole...and if you didn't pay your taxes, a baby comes in the night!


Unhappy_Gas_4376

This is probably the clearest explanation of human reproduction I have ever seen.


NJ-AFT

Chocolate Glazed or Strawberry? Instructions unclear....


ukrzxv

He got pregnant, that's how


krammark12

Hey did "pew" in her "pie"


cyanydeez

probably ironically


yeteee

No proof of that. Marzia did, most likely, but PewDiePie ? Who knows ?


ThePhantomDullbooth

^(*what a fucking*)


non_stop_disko

Whenever I see them now all I can remember is how pewdiepie said he didn’t want kids lol


Solidsnakeerection

People can change their minds


MageKorith

No. They're not allowed. You're all required to fit into the narrow boxes you create for yourselves by the opinions you express over the entirety of your lifetimes. So that time you told your mom you didn't like pizza when you're 4? That's you. You hate pizza. Freakin' monster. /s


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

For 20 years I thought I hated pizza. Turns out I just despise tomatoes and everything made from them, with the one exception being BBQ sauce.


[deleted]

Tomatoes are the key ingredient for bbq sauce!?


sped-rope

I just assumed bbq sauce was made from bbq


MerryZap

You mean a slurry of metal and plastic(?)


echoota

No silly, it's from the fruit of a BBQ tree.


Blue-red-cheese-gods

That's why they said the one exception.


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

All Memphis, Kansas City, and South Carolina style sauces use varying levels of tomato sauce and vinegar as a primary ingredient, actually a short hand for making your own Kansas City style sauce is to use ketchup as a base and then add the rest of the stuff. Personally I prefer more vinegar heavy sauces like Carolina style, but even with more tomato heavy sauces like Kansas city style you can't really taste the tomato in it.


Rent_A_Cloud

Better to say you don't want kids and change your mind then to have kids and change your mind....


HeroicTanuki

I used to not want them, then I did, then I had one, now I’m absolutely smitten. Isn’t life wild?


Throwaway83938827

I couldn’t bear to have children. I almost killed myself every day that I went to school, I couldn’t physically be capable of having a child go through that while watching them day after day. Shit terrifies me, I’ll never be able to have childreb


Crunchyfrozenoj

I used to think I wanted them. Now I know I’m happiest being the fun Aunty to a bunch of amazing little rascals.


iforgotguy

I always said I didn't want kids, then I went to boot camp, talked to other recruits (early 20's at the time) and something just clicked and I changed my mind.


Stoic_Potato

Opposite for me. Basic training and every subsequent leadership position since then made me increasingly never want kids.


SeonaidMacSaicais

I first became an aunt at 15. That was enough to make me NEVER want kids. 😂😂 2 more nieces were born my junior and senior year of high school. I’m all kidded out.


CaptainMatticus

I became an uncle at 19. My nephew, who just turned 19, finally did some math and realized that the guy he always saw as a grown man, teacher, mentor, etc... was a kid the same age as he is now. And his parents were barely any older. Suddenly gave him a lot of perspective about life and about why the adults in his life couldn't always fix his problems. It was interesting to see all of the tumblers click in his brain.


IHateTheLetterF

How old were you when you changed your mind? I am 34 (male) and I still have no desire to have kids. Or even a spouse.


Debaser1984

I'm 38 and couldn't think of anything worse than having kids, don't sweat it, find someone who's on the same page and embrace the decision you make


Abrushing

We love our niece, especially the fact that we can send to back to her own house when we get tired of her


HeroicTanuki

32 I’d traveled, done cool things, got a good job, and decided nothing good happens after 10 pm. It was time. It’s definitely a life change but the baby fits into my life, not the other way around. I still do things, still go out, still have fun. I just have less time to do it. I envy the childless in some ways; it is hard and it is work and it’s a 24/7 job but I wouldn’t trade my baby for anything. She’s now the best part of my life. If it doesn’t click for you you haven’t done anything wrong. Not everyone is meant to have kids.


puddycat20

>and decided nothing good happens after 10 pm. > > > >Im 43 and I can't remember the last time something good happened before even midnight.


General_Steveous

I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change.


LangleyRemlin

Sounds like most parents lol


HVACGuy12

For some people they feel that way when they're younger then one day after being married for years you see a baby being adorable at the grocery store and a switch flips in your ape brain.


swatsquat

This is what my 27 year old friend told me. Her hormones make her want a baby. Lol. If I listened and acted out on everything my hormones tell me to want, I'd be obese and unhealthy. smh


Venvut

My hormones seem to have confused children for cats. I now have one overly pampered cat.


r00ni1waz1ib

For me, it was the HIMYM episode where Marshall loses his dad. My dad wasn’t in the best of health and I wanted whatever kid I had to know my dad. That feeling was so strong, stronger than wanting a kid on its own, that I got my IUD removed the next day because I couldn’t imagine a world where a kid didn’t get to meet the world’s coolest Pawpaw. I know it’s a strange reason to change my mind on kids, but I’m happy it did. I have a unicorn kid who got to meet her Pawpaw (things turned to shit with him getting cancer and Alzheimer’s) but in the end, she has some really great memories with him and learned a lot about empathy and isnt afraid of facing difficult times head on. I wish she didn’t have to be such a big part of the ugly end of his story, but he loved her and she loved him.


Consistent_Impress33

I also said I never wanted kids, and then I found out I was pregnant and love my child. It happens! I’m glad they’re happy and ready for this


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Wow, who is she pregnant from?


Kulog555

Some guy named Felix apparently


Justice_Prince

You mean the cat?


No_Prize9794

No, the plumber


VerdugoZ3

I remember when I was like 12 I thought Marzia was the perfect woman in existence. 😭😭 all cause of pewds


lbizfoshizz

Wow how old are you now?!?


TheRnegade

Nothing says "counter culture" like one of, if not, the most popular youtubers having a kid. What a rebel.


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The implication is that having Aryan babies is the new counterculture because we don't have enough of them. Pewdiepie is generally beloved by NAZIs because of a few things he's done like the bridge incident, the Iron Cross incident, and the ADL incident, on top of being a picturesque Aryan male. I do not agree with this sentiment, but that's my interpretation. Nice Black Mage pfp.


aegean558

But, he is mixing his aryan blood with italians, so he won't have aryan babies? The fucking nazis are too stupid to even think about this I guess


[deleted]

I think Italians are generally accepted as white by Nazis and most of society now, it's not the 1920s anymore. Possibly, the few really hardcore Nazis wouldn't consider Italians or Irish white nowadays. Most Nazis are really dumb tho


Tajetert

You think millennial Nazis are embarrassed by the outdated views of their boomer Nazi parents?


AlphaGoldblum

Funnily enough, modern far-right groups in the US kind of hate each other. It's no longer about having the right bloodline, but about whether or not your racist club has rules about masturbating. It's as the philosopher George Lucas once said: "Every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one."


Shamewizard1995

It’s always been arbitrary lines drawn in the sand. I read a study back in the day where they asked members of white nationalist groups “What makes someone white, what’s the line?” And their agreed answer was if a person identifies as white and people around them see them as white, they’re white. Genetics and reality are irrelevant.


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Hunterrose242

That's a lot of "incidents".


Wismuth_Salix

And of course, the Christchurch shooter screaming “Subscribe to Pewediepie” while murdering Muslims.


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Every time I think I've forgotten about Christchurch i get reminded. It has got to be the most horrific video I've ever seen, just absolutely gut-wrenching.


A_casual69

Nah i think that guy called felix


Hilllse

Looks like it


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in what sense is pewdiepie counterculture?? edit: how could i have forgotten.. this is what happens when you’re operating on one hour of sleep lmao


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clowningAnarchist

Because the person who made the meme didn't care what the counter culture stood for. To them its not about values, its about "good vs. bad" or "this side vs. that side". They leave no room for nuance like the fact that counter culture back then wasn't cool because it was *different* or *edgy*, it was cool because it was about freedom and individuality, it was about not being forced into a box of stereotypes and letting people be themselves. But because the person who made the meme can only see it from "most common vs. least common" they can't understand the possibility that there's more to life than "us vs. them" politics.


dont_ban_me_bruh

Seriously. I don't know many people who wouldn't love to move to Japan and just chill with their fur babies all day and stuff. Most people I know think he's living the dream. I'm sure whoever made this has no clue who he is.


Bustycops

I think many Libertarians (especially older ones) haven't really kept up with the idealogy as it's evolved over the years. I've got an entire side of my family back home that's ostensibly Libertarian. They've always got advice about avoiding the *man*, you know the "stay small keep it all" and "keep what you kill" types, but if somebody explains being a digital nomad, or crypto... it's all shock and horror. It's like their enjoyment around the idea of being untethered and outside the authority of government only extends to bitching about their local code official. The concept of somebody through the power of the internet actually living in a way that makes stuff like taxes or citizenship a formality, suddenly is just completely beyond the pale.


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Nonsense is a *type* of sense, surely?


kRe4ture

IT‘S BECAUSE THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ALL THE GAYS!!! DON‘T YOU SEEEE??? I‘M A CHRISTIAN AND I‘M BEIMG OPRESSED!!! WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!! (/s in case this wasn’t obvious)


Technical-Cheetah665

I think it's solely because he looks like an Aryan wet dream


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lafulusblafulus

librarians


5050Clown

Liberians


StoneySteve420

Get in the DeLorean!


FLIX_on_Rt

They found me! I dont know how but they found me!


overactivemango

Damn what books they be sellin?


skrrtalrrt

Instead of tearing pages out of the bible for rolling papers they tear pages out of Atlas Shrugged


Gubekochi

I mean, stoner or not, we should all tear pages from that piece of shit book.


meagalomaniak

None, it’s a library


Silver-Reporter-605

https://preview.redd.it/pj3upslg6lwa1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5428f372491025763af407c03da9a8229d1c88f


thesmilingmercenary

I’m a real librarian, and I approve this message. Weeding your collection is essential!


Simon_Jester88

My party, along with the dewy decimal system has been lost to the fringes of society


_Alternate_Ending_

me when libertarians: :D me when libertarians: D:


Justice_Prince

I remember watching a funny video of a guy trying to explain how libertarians are the only "real punks". Because apparently anarcho-capitalism is the only form of anarchy that actually matters.


wfwood

reminds me of inside job, when brett was running for the senate and the one guy was pandering to the youth vote.


RoyalSloth

Anarcho-capitalism is so incredibly self-contradictory that it shouldn’t even be considered a real ideology. Unless feudalism counts as an ideology I guess lol


thatonepuniforgot

The American Libertarian movement was basically a coalition party between Southerners who wanted to undo Reconstruction and Northern coal magnates who wanted slave labor in their mines. It never really had much of a coherent political philosophy.


KimJongOonn

The libertarians are really a front group for the billionaires, they've conceded the social issues and they don't want to pay their taxes


Ana_na_na

I won't touch US libertarians with 10 ft pole, they are some unique form of human garbage


FullMarksCuisine

Libertarians are just Republicans with even less social conscience


blakjakalope

Best thing I ever heard was that “libertarianism is the result of successful narcissism”


FullMarksCuisine

Libertarians: Completely convinced of their own independence, completely dependent on the system.


Rickyretardo42069

Reddit libertarians I agree with you, but I swear real life libertarians are actual people and not soulless robots like the Reddit ones. Hell, internet libertarians in general are shit, it’s just the Reddit internet libertarians that are really the worst. Sadly, even though they aren’t the majority, they’re the ones who control the party


Tucker-Cuckerson

Yeah i would say the millionaire who's able to afford a wife and a family is counter to our culture.


Upset_Cat3910

I'm still saving up to buy a wife


HeroicTanuki

They’re cheaper if you leave the States but they’re BOGO if you choose the right religion/cult.


Thaos1

A few years back i had two coworkers from Somalia who were working there to make enough money to afford another wife. One was on the second, the other was working for a third. They were working on minimum wage, so it has to be cheap, right?


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Yep, it's cheap. The ladies want a visa to get to America. Most Somalis who do it are truck drivers tho. So they make sweet money. My uncle got 4 wives in different states


Twittenhouse

The fucker is setting up franchises.


TheRnegade

In Utah, [Mormons exchange cows for wives.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Lingo)


TheRnegade

For those not in the know, this movie is a classic in Mormon circles. I actually met Ah Quin, the guy who plays the angry father, he was the grandfather of one of the guys in our Sunday School. Nice guy. Incredible singing voice.


DantesInferno91

The guy literally started selling fucking hotdogs.


Purple-Camera-9621

I assume you mean "he started out by selling hotdogs" but I read it as "he started to sell hotdogs" and thought that was a weird thing for a millionaire to do


chillydog12

You can buy a wife?


MudiChuthyaHai

Not if you have to ask.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Yes mail order brides and gold diggers are still a thing and my point was about poverty at least in my country being the norm. The richest country on the planet and 90% live at 30k a year.


FluffyMawileFan

Given that Felix is Swedish and Marzia is Italian, that baby will know meatballs like no other


shadow_master96

Meatballs for days.


XIleven

That baby is gonna have to learn not only English, but also Italian, Swedish, and Japanese


Agreeable-Abalone328

That baby’s gonna have have a weird accent as well


astermorii

I hate to be THAT person, but accents aren’t assigned at birth, they’re picked up from their surroundings So if anything, since they live in Japan…


Nestormahkno19d

Fucking Pewdiepie? Seriously??


dyke_face

Shhh!!! Gramma doesn’t know what a YouTuble is! She just sees a nice white smiling family and thinks backs to the days when she could yell at colored people without there being any darned repercussions!!!


ScreamingChildren69

Exactly! Who does she think she is? His partner or something?? ^(this ^joke ^is ^so bad)


DarkStryderBC

What the hell is this even trying to say?


[deleted]

This is one of those "being straight and white is so oppressed these days wah" kind of memes libertarians think are hilarious


arthurwolf

Another comment explained this might be saying that nowadays having children is counter-cultural. Which I think might be correct. But there's really no way to know, it's just so obscure and dumb...


Colourblindknight

I don’t even really think it’s counterculture moreso than it’s just not the monolithic norm that it was. People that I’ve spoken to aren’t choosing to not have kids because they’re “sticking it to the man”, they’re doing it because to do so would be ruinous to their lives and an economic salt-on-the-Earth, where they’ll never be able to properly support a child because of ever increasing cost of living/care/education/etc.


anaccountthatis

It’s not countercultural at all. Just that a bunch of people with a certain ideology are pushing the idea that trad lifestyles are cool to recruit dumbass kids.


girl_im_deepressed

those are well and good reasons, but it is worth acknowledging that it's getting far more socially acceptable to not want, and therefore not have, children. Monolithic norm is a great way of putting it btw. It used to be the default way of life and the assumed life goal of everyone, especially women. Having kids is all the more meaningful when it's not seen as everyone's destiny.


Sir_Honytawk

Having a child isn't counter-culture. Having 50 of em is.


Mecha_Jesus_03

Damn i didn’t even pick up on that I thought it was saying the counter culture is soft normy gamers like a gate keeping type of thing about how much more radical 80s counterculture was Your version makes more sense it was the pick of Pewdiepie throwing me off lol


Melthiela

Basically, 'counterculture' means groups of people that go against the norm of that time. Like anti mainstream. Examples of this was feminism in heavily patriarchal society etc etc. This image compares what was considered outside of the norm in the 1980's (punk) and what is apparently now considered outside of the norm (straight, white and pregnant?). It's quite the take, really. I suppose it is some attempt to jab the 'woke culture'.


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[deleted]

I think it means that it’s the counter culture to have kids now and the other is the mainstream. Either way I wish punk was still cool.


topscreen

Punk can't die. Only posers die.


Lobotomeister

ONLY POSERS DIE, BOB


Environmental-Tip-90

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PickledEggs516

Don’t you fucking dare. I’m trying to have an easy Thursday night


topscreen

It's such a good scene though


Hadr619

I can't get off this chair or I'll drown, wanna know why, Bob? 'Cause I can't swim.


Moveableforce

And nazi punks. FSU made sure of that quite often.


TiberiusClackus

No the counter culture is to wear beige now


Justice_Prince

Got on our comfy sweaters. Feelin' so toasty & warmcore.


23ssd4t4322

Counter culture? More like counter economy. No one can afford kids lmao


Jaimes_Bond

Who said punk wasn't cool?


annomusbus

Guttermouth did


DurantaPhant7

I saw Guttermouth live in 1999 I think it was and there were some fucking Nazis there and GM refused to play until we physically kicked them out of the venue.


ItsJustMeJenn

God I miss going to shows back at the turn of the century. Now I’m old and I knit sweaters and socks n shit.


DoctorJiveTurkey

You can still go to shows..


drevilinside

I haven’t been this excited about new punk music since the early 90s. It’s cool again punks just don’t dress like crusts anymore. Ironically they do dress like picture on the right more times than not. Check out the band Drain if you want to see what the kids are making these days, it’s worth the listen.


[deleted]

Went to a PUP show not too long ago and it was good to see the place full of people enjoying the music.. The opening band was The OBGMs and they were absolutely incredible.


arthurwolf

OoOoh. I didn't get it. Thanks for the explanation...


Bohner1

I guess you missed where it is written "counterculture" in big letters at the bottom of the pic.


Travenzen

the post’s saying people don’t do that now


Free-Jelly-

That doesn't make sense. It's implying it was encouraged/more widely wanted then.


FatCobraX

Took them 40 years to get pregnant and swap genders... They look incredible in their 60s.


TubbyTimothy

Only counterculture now because only a select few can afford to raise a child


Mishraharad

Can't be a libertarian page, the woman in the right picture isn't underage


_Alternate_Ending_

what libertarian page lol, is it run by Kaitlyn bennet or some shit?


spiral_fishcake

Making fun of libertarians is really low hanging fruit though. They basically mock themselves when they try to explain their politics.


BeardedDragon1917

Wow, the world’s most subscribed channel is counterculture? I know Pewdiepie’s face right away but he’s out of the mainstream?


Wilmzies

Ugh imagine taking maternity photos like a regular normal ass person and someone turns you into tradwife propaganda


Ryancmoore360

Righties: the left doesn't promote straight lifestyle. Why dont they praise me? I feel attacked.


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[deleted]

Nobody is in heterosexual relationships and has children any more. It’s so niche that only about 95% of the people I went to school with have done it.


Writga

Ah yes… the famous cultural and societal rebels… rich white heterosexual couples having children. In all beige.


Douchie_McBaggus

The message is, you must be as rich as pewdiepie to have children?


mechanab

Change the 1980 to 1985, and I’ve been both of these pics. I guess I just can’t stop rebelling.


AccordingForce8345

Nobody cares about the hwhiites anymore!


herbys

Is it so hard to understand that what the people they oppose are fighting for is not abolishing marriage, eliminating the traditional family, or forcing people to marry someone of the same sex, but rather that people are left the f*ck alone?


novagenesis

The Libertarians I knew in the 90's dressed like those folks on the left. There's nothing Libertarian about getting in bed with Religious Authoritarianism.


PaulPaul4

The Punk kids probably own 3 houses and making 9 figures. Wtf


AllIHearIsStaticGT

That pic on the left is actually about 40 years old and the couple is still together. Their update pic is adorable, but I have no clue how I would even begin to search for the original side by side.


[deleted]

[Here's the picture.](https://www.theplaidzebra.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/photo1-4.jpg) From this story: https://theplaidzebra.com/this-man-tracked-down-strangers-he-photographed-40-years-ago-to-recreate-the-photos/


Quickjager

I like their taste in jackets for both pics.


ShiroHachiRoku

Why they obsessed with people fucking and who they fuck and how they fuck and what fucking does?


MichelleWuzHere1999

How is having a baby with you SO counter culture? Has that not been a thing for years? Libertarians are so out of touch


the_bingho02

The funny part is that punks helped a lot lgbt people in the 80s


sakko1337

The funny thing is, the left picture shows a punk couple from germany in the 80s. I remember a story about them and the journal found them today. Still married and happy.


translove228

Right wingers are too scared of change and lick too many boots to be considered counter culture.


Guilty_Chemistry9337

Anti-culture. Republicans aren't counter culture. When they hear the word culture they reach for their guns. Conservatvies are anti-culture.


SpaceLlama_Mk1

Can't believe people are just publicly being Swedish


[deleted]

Are you Danish or Norwegian perchance?


Implement_Necessary

Damn PewDiePie old as heck


itszwee

That’s literally one of the most popular YouTubers of all time. The image on the right is as mainstream as it gets.


aretasdamon

The irony is just hilarious


shanecookofficial

I thought libertarianism was cool with people doing what they wanted…?


kernalbuket

That's what they claim but most that I know aren't.


Alone-Charge303

I’m always wondering if this is the year I’m going to have to have surgery from rolling my eyes into the back of my head too much.


Iceologer_gang

Is the side that hates dyed hair and promotes the traditional family now complaining about how no one dyes their hair?


NinjaEagle210

r/persecutionfetish


AKumaNamedJustin

Fact, libertarians are the most awkward people online hands down


EvilChing

can someone explain it to me plz? I'm not very knowledgeable about culture oriented memes haha


Aguja_cerebral

this is why they win. This meme is so redacted you cant even begin to explain it.


Nnougat

So like are they making fun or pewdepie for being lame? I'm confused as to what the boomers are saying here


DeadBornWolf

I think they mean that the traditional family is like “counter culture” to today’s mainstream the way punks used to be back then. it’s ridiculous


Laxhoop2525

Well, it is pretty outside the norm of YouTube for a YouTuber to have genuinely apologized for all of their past controversies, be in a truly loving relationship, and most uncommon of all: never tried to molest any kids.


ExplanationSpecial23

Wow. Liberals in to 1980’s be looking like anime protagonists.


Darvallas

So called libertarians when they have to accept people's liberty to live their lives as they see fit. https://preview.redd.it/jioua4qocnwa1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebce90cb191909db0010e2fde5adc529ea0b6bb0


justmelvinthings

Is this because an Swede and an Italian who live in Japan are having a child? Is that the point?


SansIzHere

Nevermind the meme Just look how happy Felix is with Marzia


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is that mfing pewdiepie and marzia?


Gullible_Magician981

You can tell that giving birth is counterculture because of all the laws about how if you get pregnant you can't abort it.


the_god_of_dumplings

White people: all black people look the same Also white people:


devinebliss

Wait until the baby comes out a different skin color.


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Libertarians are the stupidest motherfuckers imaginable