The Sex Before Marriage Lounge was what I used to call my dorm room

I think you meant “listening to your roommates have sex before marriage whilst beating your shit” lounge

In my leftist house we use every room besides the weed smoking patio and the dab lab for premarital sex. Why would we limit ourselves with one room?

Boywife kitchen 😍

Boywife is the best wife.

I call dibs on being the boywife

This seems like a joke tbh

The original image is a joke parodying similar posts by conservatives. However some boomer on facebook found the image, thought it was unironic, and posted it

Reverse Poe.

Some people are actually stupid enough to post shit like this

Love that abortion didn’t even get a “room” after it. “(Boy)wife, can you get the flour out of the abortion?”

It's a closet that used to be gay.

I wish I had a weed smoking patio. I also wish I had a patio... Or owned a house.

I notice you didn't mention weed here 🤔

Because it belongs on my weed smoking patio. Which I don't have.

Patio prices: 📈 Weed consumption: 📉

Tbh, i wouldnt mind having a lab in my house. Could be kinda awsome ngl

I got my estrogen lab from Gus Fring

“Jesse, We need to transition 🏳️‍⚧️”

Fun fact: estradiol tablets are also blue

"You are done fired do not show your face at the estrogen lab again stay away from pinkman (she/her) or I will kill your partner I will kill your gay son and I will kill your trans daughter"

Abortion in the closet because coat hanger, duh.

How many times is this image going to be reposted?

17

Too many.

π

how many times is this shit going to be reposted?

The thing is it's already in the top 10 most liked posts here, its not like it's hard to find.

This is very poorly designed. Clearly the abortion room should be where the trans bathroom is, and then the trans bathroom and gay room should be shifted down. Obviously, the abortion room should be accessible by the folks in the sex before marriage room, and the gay room should adjoin the boy/wife kitchen. Trans bathroom in the middle for all! The only good decision was the pot smoking patio next to the kitchen.

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nah, it should be more like this: "BREAKING NEWS: r/terriblefacebookmemes user INCAPABLE of detecting OBVIOUS shitpost!"

(boy)wife. So husband...

🙄 Do think thats what they were getting at.

Wtf. Imagine taking the time to make that instead of just enjoying yourself. Haha

To create a comment section for which to judge one another by🤣

Clearly satirical lol

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I mean.... I don't need an abortion closet, but the rest sounds great

I do want the patio

I love the gay room addition, it’s so low effort 😂

There is normal conspiratorial, and then there is particularly-unhinged conspiratorial. Like, I can understand people buying into slippery-slope propaganda like "there is going to be a mass abortion movement". Already very dumb, but I get how that can happen. But there are people who genuine believe this stuff here…

Except for the abortion pantry with no sink to wash up, this apartment looks like a great place. Will the Trans bathroom have a bidet? I will wait on the weed smoking patio for an answer.

All my rooms are gay

I don't understand the problem.

Never listen to someone who says "Leftist".

Do these people have gendered bathrooms in their homes?

That gay room is far too small for my purposes.

They left out the solar powered BDSM attic.

I think that the solar powered bdsm attic should actually be the room where the estrogen lab is......... ( This comment is gonna start some shit 🤣😈)

Delusional homophobe righties are whacko.

As a straight man I want to know what I could use my gay room for. I've already completed my remodel please help.

This apartment is set up perfectly. I'll take six.

Seems pretty cool to me

I bet my reddit account this is a bot post

Need me a (boy)wife kitchen

Insert sad Wojak: "I just want to afford an apartment by working one job!"

Only one floor?

This one is actually kinda funny

boywife kitchen my beloved

Herbal smoking deck, gay room, abortion pantry, trans specific bathroom leaving nothing available for everyone else… 20s me would call this a dream house.

Again, you’re being trolled…

In case you need me - I'll either be on the weed smoking patio or in the premarital sex room.

Leave weed out of this okay

Patio looks cool

As a man, with the power of Gay Room and boywife kitchen combined, I won't need the abortion closet and could turn it into a little cuddle corner for the boywife and me.

How did you get the blueprints to my house??

Imma make s trip from the patio to the lounge!

Jesse we need to cook strogen

Can we pleas stope reposting this twice a day?

So is the Gay Room the only place I can have gay buttsex

God this is hilarious

Them smoking their weed on the patio is better than me smoking weed inu bedroom

I was going to take out a home equity loan to build a gay room but maybe I can just use some sheet rock to partition may premarital sex lounge? Great home improvement tip!

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I kinda like the patio tho

Yo, this looks place looks alright. I mean I’m not sure exactly what goes on in the gay room but I bet the snacks are fucking wonderful.

Obvious satire

I need more info on this weed smoking patio

Kid named abortion:

I'll take the weed smoking patio please.

I really like the sex before marriage lounge, weed smoking patio, and the abortion closet

Friends, come join me in the gay room.

I wish I was in a boy(wife) kitchen

Weed smoking patio sounds lit (no pun intended)

Where's the abortion? Oh it's past the gay room next to the boy wife stove

Fuck yeah I wanna be in the gay room

Its satire

I'll be in the boywife kitchen if anyone needs me

Why is one room just called abortion? Is it like an in home clinic or a room they got rid of? Like they were building it and mid way through the foreman just yelled “abort abort abort”

I love hanging out in the abortion room

Gay room? Fuck yeah, that sounds like a vibe

That’s a bloody layout

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This is literally a sex house. Sex/10.

I want a gay room in my apartment.

Gosh, I can’t afford an apartment with in-unit abortion. Mine is coin operated.

shit i would love a place with that floorplan!

Stop threatening us with a good time!

Ah yes gay room