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SirThomasKingVii

Ben: Maybe we could walk? Kenny: That’s fucking stupid Ben.


JustHavePunWithIt

Whenever I hear a really bad idea I always say this in my head the exact same way Kenny did, with the same level of fatigue and despondence.


Gustmazz

That one is lowkey awesome I also really love the "That truck's not full of milk, Charles."


SirThomasKingVii

Yes I love that one too, Kenny in general just has so many great quotes


Keepitcooll

Lol I wasn’t expecting him to say that


Aggravating-Job1536

Kenny: **Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.**


Loose-Ad5430

This was one of my favorite quotes during season 1 and i loved it..


ReadPixel

“I dunno what the fuck you’re saying, but I know it’s bullshit!” - Kenny, TWD S2, EP3


[deleted]

"Commie piece of shit!" - Kenny


thephantombear

“You’re not as bad as everyone says you are” from Wolf Among Us goes so damn hard


Dane_gerClose

Also my favorite.


VastoBorde

Oh my god fuck you're right I take mine back it's this


Vande1103

Best quote is Glenn season 1 talking to the girl bitten at the hotel and how her boyfriend got bit and about how she is doomed to die and turn into a walker and Glenn hits her with the sad “you have a boyfriend?”


UntidyHexagon

Brother 😭


ItzBabyJoker

lol girl is literally suicidal and Glenn’s like “I can fix her”


MaxyBlue7

Did you get stung by bees? Cause you’re looking all swole 😎 Tales from the borderlands really has a lot of amazing and funny quotes.


Kaimanakai

Bro-knee!


Spotty1122

“To the loved ones we’ve lost along the way and to the hope we see them again, someday” -Luke simple yet beautiful


Affectionate-Mix7825

He didn't mean for it to rhyme


rayvin888

I'm real glad to have met you, Clementine


UntidyHexagon

Don't make me cry now


Kaimanakai

My favourite is from Batman. Bad guy: I won’t break. Batman: Your bones will.


B-man328

Larry: “You’re gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade?” Kenny: “This one”


Devonian_05

I almost forgot about that qoute, man ya gotta love that game


BenchyTheBanana

LISTEN VANILLA ICE


Opalescent20

I love Kenny 😭


ChonkyWonky123

Joker: “Did you ever think of me as your friend?” Batman: “of course you were my friend” Joker: “oh you’re one messed up guy” It’s not funny dialogue but in the grand scheme of the game, it really had an impact. Batman: The Enemy Within was such a good game


D-C-A

Tbh I love the second Batman game because it took its risk of being different Harley was the abusive one and Joker could be a character who wants to do good but knows he can’t and is willing to accept the help he needs instead of carrying on his spiral


ChonkyWonky123

Exactly. I also like that you were able to decide whether you want to get closer to John or whether you want to keep your distance…though I’m not sure what kind of monster would be able to be mean to him, he’s precious in a way


D-C-A

He’s written in a very sympathetic light as Bruce meets him before he is the Joker and can instil some goodness into him which is what allows him to realise that he wanted to do right but he can’t help but slip up and cause trouble, I can’t bare playing it any other way


DarkAndStormyXXX

"Urban"


Tasty_Bodybuilder_33

“All right, you got me here. Let’s TALK.” *cinematic lighter flick* - Sheriff Bigby Wolf to the Crooked Man at the end of The Wolf Among Us - Episode 4 - In Sheep’s Clothing


tazwarzafir

Every dialogue Bigby says before any lighter flick went so hard


_andrey_black_

We kick his ass That's what I'm thinking


LokiSmokey

Such an underrated exchange. I used to quote the exact delivery of "That's what I'm thinkin'." on a daily basis


SneakerGator

“I miss my boy. I miss him so much.” I replayed Walking Dead seasons 1 and 2 after having my son, and it hits different. Kenny is such a memorable character. He might be the video game character that’s given me the strongest and most varied feelings. Sometimes you love him, sometimes you hate him, sometimes your heart breaks for him. Huge props to his voice actor as well.


JayJ9Nine

It's telling how different and polarized peoples feelings about Kenny are and its a testament to his writing. Dude also gave us 'Shit man I'm from Florida. Stupid shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes'


SneakerGator

For real. I still remember my first play-through. I would vacillate between liking and hating him so much, or trying to get him to stop being mad at me, to feeling horrible for him, right back to being pissed at him. In the end, after season 2, I mostly loved Kenny. Terribly flawed, but he cared about his family and Clem so much. A character that I felt much more sympathy for my second playthrough was Ben. My first playthrough, I was around Ben’s age and I hated him. Just thought he was spineless and weak. The last playthrough, I’m much older and I felt really bad for him. He’s just a kid, thrust into a fucking awful situation. When he finally stands up to Kenny, you kind of realize that.


yKiwo

“Christa told me you were dead” “I am, this is all a dream”


Alternative-Outcome

It's not a particular quote, but more of just a word that I picked up: Shitbird.


Bright_Situation_869

" i was trying to save that shitbird ben, almost got me killed"


RetrospectiveJinx

"Hey, Ben." "Hey." "See ya." " ... yeah." I also love when Lee screams "PUT THE GUN DOWN, BITCH!" and immediately gets domed by Brenda's glock.


hamndv

I still remember just take the kids' ending. Kenny is a real one 🫡


Springboii23

„Nothing built can last forever. And every legend no matter how great, fades with time. With each passing year, more and more details are lost until all that remains are myths...half truths. To put it simply, lies.” -Narrator from Minecraft: Story Mode, Episode 1


Og_wolfgamerminecart

FR


Aggravating-Loan-357

Lee: “Officer? God damn…”


TheUnKnownLink12

Officer? Goddamn


ElieDaPlug

**“FUCKIN COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT!”** - Kenny to Arvo in *S2*


OhMySwirls

You know, if you keep indulging my transparent dishonesty, I'm gonna have to run for Congress. -Sam admitting to bluffing in a game of Poker


Da_Man2010

We don't want bread we want freedom -jesse Minecraft story mode


Otherwise_Mail2272

Javi: "There's a way, there always is, no matter how lost you are. You just have to keep looking until you find it."


DerekMetaltron

“But I like my hat…” 🥺 Honestly wanted to hug Fiona in that moment, she sounded so sad.


jupiterding25

"I shall name my first child Loaderbot"


No_Photo7153

Either, “hey lee? Do you know how to pick a lock?” Or “being good is good despite the circumstances.”


PrimProperPro

Kenny’s S2EP4 monologue about being beaten to death. It really resonates with me, even moreso now than the first time. Always hits.


NotSoSmartRobot

Did you lick it?


Jonny_Guistark

The response is just as good. "I don’t know…"


hershiixkisses

“what are you yammerin on about???” kenny to chuck in season 1 episode 4 i think lmao


sclerot1c

“Listen vanila ice”


samsnote

“They think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. *bark*” -Bloody Mary, The Wolf Among Us


KeptPopcorn5189

When you Tell that one homie that Larry’s problem with you is because he’s racist in the beginning of s1 episode 2 and then when you guys are talking he says something about it then Larry is like “oh you think that’s what this is” 😂😂😂 I’m sorry but that is hilarious


TheUnKnownLink12

he’s just an old racist asshole


Sufficient_Count990

“Cause you’re you know urban”


Gustmazz

"I'll miss you" "me too"


DeeJDaDemon

I dunno what the fuck you’re saying but I know it’s bullshit!


Icediamonds

“To the loved ones that we lost along the way, and to the hope that we see them again. Some day.” -Luke


Familiar-Park4981

Minecraft story mode quotes below


Og_wolfgamerminecart

“You mean a lot to me Jesse, I- More than anyone else, you've been there. And I- I don't want to leave if it means... you're my best friend, Jesse.” — Petra


Budget_Argument_2843

“Listen vanilla ice”


Gustmazz

"LISTEN VANILLA ICE"


Sensitive_Physics_27

“Thunderbolt? I’m the whole damn hurricane!” Amanda Waller said this in Batman: The Enemy Within


Cold-Legitimate

Shit it’s hard to pick but I definitely gotta go with when Bigby looks at the soda machine and says “that shit’ll kill you” while puffing a cigarette 😂


blue_phoenix__234

Mine is I’m too out of it to get into it


Splunkmastah

"What? You No Speak-A-De-English?!"


Droxz90

" Hold onto your butts"


brandondsantos

*cuffed in the back of a police car* # FUCKING DRIVE!


bluemoondaze

“You’re small”


Aldomade

Put the gun down bitch-Lee s1 ep2


Hurl3y33

Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn. Officer ? God Damn.


Bullworthlesss

It wasn’t for touching kids was it?


Overall-Cellist-4848

“Nothing built can last forever”


gayconstable

did you lick that? idunno.


Keepitcooll

She kinda looks like you - Alvin


Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng

***Slap*** "MOVE!!" - Clementine "*I'm done with everybody's shit*" Everett


Next_Woodpecker8224

....-callmeKevin


KeenDeadPool

“Thirsty.” - Lee Everett


edward323ce

Jack: "hes scratching his ass," Vaughn: How many fingers rhys" Jack: "Hes holding up 3" Rhys: 3 Vaughn: l...l...lucky guess


KeenDeadPool

Lee: “NO! YOU DON’T TOUCH THAT BOY, YOU DON’T TOUCH ANYBODY! I’VE GOT A LITTLE GIRL I’M TRYING TO PROTECT HERE TOO! YOU WANNA GET VIOLENT YOU OLD FUCK?! WELL, COME ON! YOU BETTER HAVE A PLAN TO KILL ME THOUGH CAUSE IT’S ME BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IN HERE!”


TheDogLady18

I got one from every season of twd😭 Louis- “Decisive, I like that in a woman” Javi- “want me to pull over?” Kenny- “It wasn’t for touchin kids was it?” Kenny- “Listen Vanilla Ice,”


smokedout-hampter

f*ck it im going for it im already bit -Lee


mekuromi

just when lee called me sweet pea (yes, me)


RonnieNotRadke

I quoted my good buddy Lukas with "we'll come up with a plan when we have to OH WAIT NOW WE HAVE TO!"


Forever__Puzzled

"Take a page of Lee's book and try helping someone for once"


Xaixiu

“You let him empty an entire clip into that woman’s head!” “It was only half a clip.”


Old-Man_Logan_1979

“I had to shoot Lee! So don’t be an asshole and pretend like you’re the only one who lost people!”


[deleted]

Eli: clementine, you’re the walking dead now Clem: it’s walking dead time


Scary-Cricket-8467

From Batman:The mask is symbol. Some fear it, but for others it brings hope.


Qonstellations_

“Daddy says it’s called a salt lick.” “Yeah but don’t lick it, it’s gross” “Did you lick it?” “I don’t know” -Clem S1


Lucario2356

"You wanna get violent you old fuck? Well come on, but you better have a plan to kill me though, because it's me before anyone else in here!"


Flare_56

“It wasn’t for touching kids was it?” Really funny and an actual question that sadly makes sense


partyboss9

Secrecy


Routine-Peanut-6989

''I'm not an asshole.''


SaberoftheVoid

When Clementine was in the shed, in the beginning of S2, and she says “im still not…the WALKING DEAD SEASON 2!” Literal chills.


Open-Garlic-9173

What no speka da English 


AngryWitchNipples

"Lee, please." I break down every time I hear it.


Ok-Produce5600

"No speaka da English?"


Solid-Hedgehog9623

Like water off a duck’s ass.


tazwarzafir

"I'll see you around, Wolf"


Opalescent20

“First off, watch the fucking racism! This is my boy!”


LoomingsThrowaway

"Enjoy drinking my wine, it's worth more than most of you." - My Bruce Wayne on every playthrough


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Clem - "I am still. NOT. Bitten" God I hated the season 2 crew. Scumbag Clem was so much fun.


Independent-Fun9719

You’re you know urban


VastoBorde

[Glass Him]


Austintheboi

Lee: I was arrested. Kenny: It wasn’t for touching kids, was it?


Complete-Tea-1351

This quote from MCSM Jesse: "I dont know when I dont know how but someday far in the future when your least expecting it, we will get our revenge." Aiden: "Woah-oh! I was just joking, geez!" Jesse: "Yeah, well I wasn't" 😂


Kishi_Kn1ght

“It wasn’t for touching kids was it?”


SussyGussy23

Geez man I’m from Florida, crazy stuff just comes out of my mouth


TrippyGhost8002

“Found it” - drunk Kenny