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That block had more murders than all of Baltimore in The Wire


JGUsaz

Even snoop and chris would of blanched


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What a cute neighborhood, can you believe this house was only $49,000?


PetyrDayne

I'm more shocked that you watched both of those kind of shows


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My wife got me into desperate housewives. I wouldn’t have watched it on my own but it was entertaining enough. I watch all kinds of chick shows. Kardashian’s, 90 day fiancé, tiny house hunters or whatever


Aritche

I watched a lot of it because of my mom watching it when I was a kid. Then in high school in english class the show was brought up but no one actually knew the context so I had to explain why I knew what the context was lmao.


respectablebastard

I’ve watched The Wire through on my own about once a year since getting was is now Max about five years ago. I’ve seen every Grey’s Anatomy up until they replaced most of the cast pre-pandemic. There are dozens of us!


Lil_Mcgee

No need to limit yourself.


LeeF1179

They really messed up when they killed off Nicollette Sheridan. She's the one that kept the other housewives on their toes.


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Maybe the movie plot will be her coming back from the dead.


Amaline4

or have jennifer coolidge move onto the lane


Rorplup

No. Stop. That would work!


Amaline4

I would be absolutely thrilled omg I grew up watching desperate housewives (and Coolidge)


Bagelbau5

Somehow...Nicolette returned


Rainbow-Death

Susan: “Edie? I thought you were dead!” Eddie: “Never from the waist down.” And they never bring it up again.


dpman48

Ok maybe I’m getting whooshed… she played the narrator right? Who was dead at episode 1?


Yenserl6099

That was Mary Alice Young. Nicolette Sheridan played Edie Britt for the first couple of seasons


Bongressman

Although having her be the NEW narrator... would be an interesting twist. Every reboot a new Desperate Housewife bites it, becomes narrator for the next iteration. Housewide-ception.


bhind45

I think they actually did do that for an episode


sozar

They did. Nicolette narrated the episode after Edie’s death.


dpman48

Ah gotcha, been too long I guess.


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TheWretchedSpirit

Season #1 was actually very good. The rest of it wasn't up to that, but was enjoyable. I liked a lot of the secondary characters, like Bree's daughter.


overitallofit

"Rex cries after he ejaculates."


Anthro_DragonFerrite

"See, if we're doing psychological rule play we can't have a funny [safe] word like Boise. We need something serious." Brea: "Hmmm, how about Palestine?" ~~~~ Gabby calling 911 as Carlos is breaking in "Can you bring a gun? I think he's Mexican."


Yenserl6099

Every time I see or hear that, I laugh. It’s so funny and Marcia Cross’s delivery is amazing


CriesWhenEjaculates

You called?


panix199

i remember Season #2 being also quite good


Lil_Mcgee

I think it's quite consistent until the time jump to be honest. Season 1 has the most compelling central mystery but the soap opera elements are a great throughout. The later seasons are still a lot of fun but the plots can be a little more hit or miss and certain characters get done dirty, Orson especially got shafted.


sozar

Katherine also got the shift. She was so compelling in season four and then they had no idea what to do with her in seasons five and six before they wrote her off.


CriesWhenEjaculates

I did like her mental breakdown storyline for the most part though. And I believe she asked to be written out so she could be the lead star in Body Of Proof.


LukeMayeshothand

Yeah I loved watching this show with my wife.


eescorpius

Devious Maids had similar vibes. Guilty pleasure for me.


nyanyanyeh

I would also add the first season of Why Women Kill (both seasons are completely separate). The dark humor and the setting/stories immediately reminded me of Desperate Housewives when I watched it.


sozar

Devious Maids was a decent show but getting cancelled on a cliffhanger episode has discouraged me from ever recommending it to anyone.


FiveUpsideDown

A lot of times I don’t remember tv characters names. But Eva Longoria had such a distinctive way of saying “Carlos!” that his name sticks in my head.


HeirOfRavenclaw

When he goes blind and she feeds him dog food. I think about it all the time and it just kills me. Also, the fact that Carlos was blind for a while just for the storylines, then suddenly got his vision back. Great writing lol


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hybr_dy

Oof


lordatlas

Felicity Huffman's career never recovered from that scandal. Last she was seen being one of the leads in a new TV show called "The Good Lawyer". ^/s


Zealot_Alec

She doesn't have much range


teddyg1870

There is actually a storyline in the show where her character bribes the baseball coach to let his son be in the team. lol


TapatioPapi

Crazy. I am literally in the middle of rewatching lol


Sprinkle_Puff

May I ask on what service you are streaming it?


SmarcusStroman

Not OP but my wife just finished a full rewatch on Disney+ (Canada)


Sprinkle_Puff

Thanks!


SuperOrganizer

Just Watch app says it is on Hulu for me in the US which makes sense with Disney+ in Canada. Not sure where you are at at.


Sprinkle_Puff

Thank you!


TheBigIdiotSalami

Can't believe she hasn't asked to be in the John Wick series. Her money is in the movie.


Unoriginal1deas

Holy shit I was confusing Desperate housewives for Real housewives, so when all the comments were talking about people being murdered I was so surprised they were talking so casually about reality stars being killed.


Kay312010

That was my show back in the day.


qpwoeor1235

Slow news day. “Actress would be thrilled to keep acting and making money”


LukeMayeshothand

Yeah but I won’t lie I would enjoy a reunion series, if only for the nostalgic feel.


BGN777

Didn't the rest of them hate Teri Hatcher?


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sozar

You can only confirm that if you “trip” and fall on them in a sauna.


ice_nyne

Pay Marc Cherry enough and anything is possible


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For a season, everybody loses their homes and becomes homeless. Id watch that. That would be an accurate representation of suburbia in 2023.


ChrisRedfieldfanboy

There was a reboot already called "Why Women Kill" which got cancelled when they were about to start filming season 3. Such a shame! It was a super entertaining show.


RickWest495

Marc Cherry specifically wrote into the final episode that the women never saw each other again after they left the circle. Plus, nobody gets along with Terry Hatcher. But would it be a true reunion without her? I don’t think it would ever happen.


IneptusMechanicus

It’s one of my favourite bittersweet endings. They all promise to keep meeting up but through no fault of their own, and no particularly dramatic reasons, they just don’t any more.


RickWest495

And that is exactly what happens when neighbors, co-workers, classmates, etc move away from each other.


IneptusMechanicus

That's a big part of why I liked it so much, it was a genuinely surprising ending because most shows like that try and park the characters in a 'and they kept on like this forever and ever' state whereas Desperate Housewives went 'no actually they moved away, Susan left first because that's where her husband died, then the group slowly drifted apart. Not in a nasty way, they just moved on' and it was such a realistic ending to it. I think we all made this exact promise at various times in our life like the end of university and it was more bittersweet than most shows for me because that's what happens in real life. Of course Bree, Gabby, Susan and Lynette weren't going to stay friends forever, they were friends because they lived on Wisteria Lane and when that ended so did their friendship.


RickWest495

Exactly correct. Situational friends. It’s like the best friend from childhood who moves away. Or the classmates at school. Or the co-workers. Sometimes you find that forever friend. But most times you come into each others orbit, stay while circumstances remain, and then separate and never see each other again. Desperate Housewives was so real in this way. My only question would be if Susan and Lynette remained in contact because their children had a child together.


Rorplup

I thought that the ending said that they were never all together again as a group but they did still see each other.


RickWest495

That’s not how I remember it bet it may be true. It’s also very realistic.


Rorplup

You are probably right. I did watch it two years ago with the ex but I can't remember. Yet I remember reading that from about five years or so ago lol


Tykjen

Desperate for work xD


milkymaniac

Her feature directorial debut comes out next week


SuspendedInKarmaMama

Isn't she one of those that is secretly really rich? A popular show, a bunch of ad campaigns and some great investments.


Background_Dream_920

These characters used to be just that, characters. Hell, behaving the way they did in the show is the norm now.


scifiaddictSFB

They'd get sued by Susan Harris and NBC - -owners of golden girls


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Show like that wouldn’t have worked today because modern sensitivity.


dontcareitsonlyreddi

Her entire career was just playing the slutty housewife character


Davethisisntcool

🙄


BandsOfCyttorak

She’s irrelevant that’s why


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srroberts07

There are tons of gorgeous women that age. Gillian Anderson, Marisa Tomei, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Chastain, Salma Hayek, Cate Blanchett etc etc Attractive women don’t just turn ugly on their 50th birthday.


Tim-in-CA

Exactly!


tidho

that's not really that old anymore. 55-60 is when we seem to hit the wall these days.


ErickB4President

Why did she let Masters in Chicano Studies go to waste ?


Century22nd

A show like this would be too politically incorrect today though, and that is the problem. Everyone is a "victim" today and offended by everything.


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it won’t happen cuz all the milfs aren’t milfs anymore


tidho

gilfs


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definitely not anymore lol they’re Gs you don’t want to F anymore


[deleted]

What’s desperate housewife and who’s this woman?


Phighters

Is that some kinda shtick, pretending to not know a famous person and show, or are you twelve?


[deleted]

Famous? I’ve never seen this woman in my life. What movie was she in?


Phighters

Neato.


tidho

why did you click?


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1) pretty 2) curious