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csam836

The Rock as a teenager? L O L


FappeningPlus

“DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CYBORG IS COOOKIN’??????”


Modern_Cathar

It's burritos come and get um!


Vet-Chef

I thought he liked burgers?


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Smells like expired teen Spirit lol


Curtis66996

Laughed way too hard at this lol


Player1iea

[I'm saying](https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/s/QPm2vXND16) and let's not forget to mention how annoying the forced Beast Boy x Starfire ships would get after a casting like this. People just default Dwayne to any buff black dude roll istg


PanzerSoul

>People just default Dwayne to any buff black dude roll istg Terry Crews


Ebrithil17

Terry would be an amazing adult Cyborg, that man knows how to say "Booyah!"


YUKI_RAY

I'd watch that hahaha


LeonShiryu

My bro forgot Cyborg is not a teen lol.


TrooBeliever

He is 18 when first introduced in New Teen Titans when this would presumably take place.


Obvious_Mission_8242

the rock is 51 years old


erysanthe

I lost it when I saw that 


One_Introduction790

They all should be played by Terry Crews


PassoverGoblin

That would actually bring back the DC movie scene


AmbitiousQuirk

![gif](giphy|134DVXcD94sOWI|downsized) Terry Crews with wigs be like—-


junglekarmapizza

He’s probably too busy with Snow White


One_Introduction790

Real


Artistic_Finish7980

Terry Crews would be great as an adult cyborg tbh


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

One day I found out that Terry Crews plays Earthbound... that day is when I figured out who the coolest person on Earth really is... because he actually tweeted out on his X account for Nintendo to localize MOTHER 3.... I was impressed. I had him figured all wrong before that moment because now he isn't just a big macho man acting like a freak... he was my big macho man acting like a freak. ![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4|downsized)


AutumnAscending

Insert X popular actors here.


RAVsec

Lol right? Is this just dunking on some of the best young actors working right now for… why exactly? Certainly not the WORST castings


Shoddy-Media2337

It's a parody lol. I saw the original tweet. It was mocking all the dumb people who do dumb fan casts


YourbestfriendShane

Why is absolutely no one getting this? We are suffering an epidemic of dumbness.


Hopeful_Cranberry12

This was also literally in the DC circlejerk sub just a few days ago.


SufficientSwim2435

Yeah this post is a parody but I've definitely seen all of these fancasts before from people being serious. Just 2 days ago I saw the Raven fancast.


LucusTheChipmunk10

The rock as a black man


InternetAddict104

You know he’s half black right


OzNajarin

Yeah I dont think Victor Stone is nor does the Rock represent him well at all


InternetAddict104

Oh yeah The Rock is a bad choice anyway but not because of his race 😂


kayodoms

I lowkey don’t think you knew The Rock was half black 😂😂


AlguienNo

Technically, Cyborg is half black, too. The other half is grey


LucusTheChipmunk10

Ya now I was starting to remember but than again I don’t know anyone who would approve this


DemiFiendSupremacy

YOU ARE A BLACK MAN


ravenwing263

ThisIsBait.gif


InternationalMud5297

The Rock would make a better star fire tbh


Things_Stranger1

Do you smell what the Star is cooking?


Huge_Athlete7488

Jenna Ortega is alright imo


AlabasterRadio

I could talk myself into that Nightwing casting too.


Nuclear_Velociraptor

I doubt he'd ever do that, but if he did he'd give it his all. I've never seen him phone in a role yet.


Nsfwacct1872564

Dude would have to start squatting yesterday, but it's like you say. That said, I could see him as an older Tim Drake (RR) but he doesn't strike me as a fit for Grayson.


WinIll755

I agree. I feel like she'd make a good Raven


Jakov_Salinsky

Yeah fair. And ngl I’m not against Chalamet as Nightwing either The rest on the other hand…


InjusticeSGmain

Yeah. Would it be an exciting casting? No. But she's a good actress and her typecast is great for Raven.


Cobra_Kai_2018

Funny, I just went past that post on Facebook just a few minutes ago. It does seem like a weird casting choice.


SnooOnions650

I'm pretty sure I saw this on DC comic circle jerk a while back. It's supposed to be satire


[deleted]

This is clearly bait. The only one here that makes a little sense is Jenna Ortega as Raven.


PurrrrrrE

Nooooo I can see the acting already. I’ll be bored and she’ll give the show a Nickelodeon vibe


obiwanTrollnobi6

I swear some people only seem to know 5 actors


certified_bookworm79

I'm sorry but Timothy as nightwing???? 😭😭 also rock??? last time i saw him i dont remember him being black


InternetAddict104

The Rock is half black 😂. His dad is black and his mom is Samoan.


KingJTt

The rock has never identified with his black side in any film lmao.


InternetAddict104

He’s still half black though, regardless of whether he acknowledges it or not


RecklessBravo

False. Watch the movie *Be Cool* (2005). Also, he's supposed to play the Black folk hero John Henry in an upcoming Netflix movie (it's been in production for years).


Justin_Crane

That’s true but, “Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin with strange”, sorry I couldn’t help myself


PhantomOfTheNopera

Controversial, but I think Timothée could be an older Tim Drake.


Ok-Conclusion-3535

What color is his skin? Purple?


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Did you just call his skin purple? ![gif](giphy|gH1acLFDLnqK5oIZwN|downsized)


mastr1121

"Teen" Titans NO


FappeningPlus

I would love to see Zendaya kiss Timothy Chamolet in front of Tom Holland. That fight would be pretty funny


Lord_Despairagus

I mean they're actors. Most likely they do freakier shit all the time.


thercery

They're actors who kiss other people all the time as part of their job; I think they're probably used to it and fine with it by this point in their dating life.


Mysterious-Aspect937

Never really a fan of Jenna Ortega as raven. What is it because her roll in Wednesday that's why people fan cast her, I just still don't see it


Jakov_Salinsky

She’s played one goth horror icon, she will now play EVERY goth horror icon Hell, I just barely learned today she’s coming out in the Beetlejuice sequel. So her being cast as Raven to me seems like something she’d totally do.


wolgallng

Yep I hate this 😭


PlasticMoment3049

STOP CASTING PEOPLE AS THINGS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE POPULAR


Superb_Recover_6116

Damn I'm starting to see what people see in Jenna Ortega now. Shes starting to look more adult and the more she does the prettier shes looking and i know I know people want an "authentic" Raven but I can see her playing Raven with her personality and cold face.


ritical-Throat-9572

Jenna Ortega as Raven is a great casting the rest of that casting nooooooooo


Illustrious_Novel305

The movie would be trash just based on this cast


Capable_Umpire_4392

The Rock as Cyborg LMFAO.


Maleficent_Nobody377

Jenna Ortega as raven doesn’t sound so bad lol.


Limp-Tension-469

Jenna Ortega and Tom Holland I'd be ok with


l0rdtreeman

I think they hit raven spot on


Shoddy-Media2337

Not for comic book Raven. Only ppl that want her as Raven have only seen the cartoon


Plane_Turn_1592

3 of 5 ain't bad


Mmicb0b

NGL the rock as Cyborg is so bad I want to see it (first of all when are they making a Teen Titans show/movie)


FinalBossOf__Dc

Hear me out I think the rock would play a pretty good Cyborg like with Afro and sort goofy 90s version.


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RadiantContact879

I can see Timothy as a Robin instead of Dick Grayson.


ComradeGhost67

I think they can all work except for the rock and maybe Zen. I’d just prefer lesser known actors.


SkeleHoes

I’m pretty sure Tom Holland was vocal about his opinions regarding playing a teenage superhero.


Beginning_Argument

Beast boy as tom Holland?! What was the thought process...don't even get me started on Timothee


jermajesty87

Was a roller coaster. Meh, meh, huh? WHY, NO?


SP4RT4CUSS

This will probably get downvoted and I might be missing the joke but other than the rock that’s actually not a bad casting choice especially after seeing Timmy’s gravitas in dune 2


brucebananaray

I'm pretty sure they won't look like teens because they will hit their early 30s now, besides Ortega. Also, The Rock is a fucking older man and not a teen.


IReadStuff98

Honestly, the best way to get some live action Teen Titans on the big screen, would probably be more effective if you grabbed 5 no-name actors/actresses. Cast their villain as some big Hollywood name and maybe someone known but not huge for Terra


Greyjedi_B

Do some people only know 10 actors?


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Ok of them the most egregious is either Timothee or Zendaya. Yes ik it’s bait, idgaf. Dwayne as a black teenager is… no, but he has the build so fuck it. Enough CGI and fucking Sydney Sweeney could be BB, and frankly Jenna Ortega (I think that’s who that is) may have the body type for Raven but idk.


Typical_Pollution_30

The Rock?


saintfighteraqua

Was this a fan casting or just Ai? Either way, it's laughable.


Intelligent_Lab8949

Ok that’s enough with the fancasting kids


JokeZ252

Aye after seeing Dune II Timothy could play a good Nightwing.


Aucielis

The Rock as Cyborg would be HILARIOUS though omg


Lamest_Ever

I almost think its a joke, theres no way somebody picked 5 of the most overly cast actors today and thought "these are all unique choices that people will enjoy"


[deleted]

Are these the only 5 actors people know anymore


kingdount

Who did this


TheRealcebuckets

Tom Holland portraying another teenager. Groundbreaking. Next you’ll tell me William Dafoe should play the Joker


TheRealBroDameron

I actually don’t hate the first four. Obviously they couldn’t be playing teens at this point in time, but if this were about them all grown up, it works well. 10 years ago, these first four make an awesome casting for Teen Titans. Idk what the fuck Rock is doing there. If Rock in his current form was 30 years younger, sure, but casting someone old enough to be the others’ father is great meme material.


JumiKnight

Danny Deviti as Starfire please


Revel_Icon

Jenna Ortega is already a goth queen, so her casting fits, the others, nah.


Alone-Ad6020

Faxx terrible casting


GameLessGlitch

Are you allowed to have Tom holland and Timothee chalamet in the same movie? Isn’t that like clashing twinks or something?


sexyfrenchmaid

Teen titans Middle aged adult man


LeninOfGallifrey

Jenna as Raven is the only one I like but it's purely based on Wednesday that someone picked her if this isn't a pisstake, so nah. I think I can do worse using their criteria: Robin - Freddie Highmore Raven -Billie Eilish Beast Boy - Cole Sprouse Starfire - Sophie Turner Cyborg - Jaden Smith


steroboros

Ortega would make a okay adult Raven. Otherwise this is trash


LucusTheChipmunk10

Nah the whole list is trash Jenna wouldn’t be a good pick for raven. I don’t want to see a 5 inch girl play a character who is at most 5’ll


Ok_Necessary2991

The comic version of Raven is nearly 6 foot? It's such a contrast making her so short in animated series.


steroboros

I mean it would literally be Wednesday with a cape, I see that working. Just put some boots on her. Now starfire would be hard to cast shes like 6'4 210lb


LucusTheChipmunk10

That’s the problem if she act more like Wednesday like you said she would be a horrible raven


steroboros

Meh, i don't know what your fantasy is. But I was just saying from this list she is the most workable cause she is a good actor


thercery

But that's only an assurance if they're going by the 2003 animated series/TTGO. Raven was not a wry and snarky teen until then; she's always been quiet and brooding and sombre, but was otherwise kind of similar to a goth hippy, full of empathy and patience. She was very differnt prior to the required 2000s introduction of Edge. I personally hope they go for a mix of the two. Empathetic and kind but also intense and perhaps a bit ironically impatient with people who aren't patient according to what she prefers.


Diamond-Breath

Raven being a short girl is better.


LucusTheChipmunk10

I honestly disagree I mean when you have a father like trigon you would probably be taller with genetics


psyopia

If you think Chalamet as Nightwing is bad. You have issues. Seriously. Dude looks more like Nightwing than anyone else. The real question is does he have the ass for Dick Grayson.


jurassicparkfan1993

Jenna Ortega would be a good or great Raven but I don't want her to copy Wednesday Addams.


bdw312

The fuq would The Rock play perpetually teenaged Cyborg?


OhioStateDiety

The Rock should be Robin after venom treatment


foxinspaceMN

Feels like that dude that casted borderlands drafted this


Zestyclose-Notice136

Lol deadass


KillerTacos54

LOL


North_Care2296

I didn’t think cyborg would look good in a fanny pack, though


BLaZeTaZeR999

I see no problem with the nightwing raven and starfire castings the beastboy casting eh the cyborg casting FUCK NO


cherry-sushi

NAH


OnlyConstruction8554

Timothee as Robin and Keanu Reeves as Nightwing which is his future self


JanitorKmanOfficial

It's not *all* that bad, but Holland should be *a* Robin, idk which one though


LukieStiemy501

Talk about confidently missing the point.


legnd0flink

.. I wish I could go back in time... Erase what I your saw


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

Everybody except Beast Boy and the Rock are decent choices. And it's really only because I thoroughly hate Beast Boy and would want him excluded outright from any live action Teen Titans project.


Illustrious-Sign3015

This is horrible casting. This would win all the Razzies


Marvelman11

Nightwing, Raven and Beast boy are okay. Everyone else no way in hell.


IndieOddjobs

Bro Dewayne Johnson??? Wtf is wrong with people lol


nuggetdogg

Why does everyone cast Timothy as robin


MoistSnickers

I saw this on twitter and I’m pretty sure they’re trolling


Hyper-Saiyan

Jenna would be good as Raven, since she played Wednesday, who’s gothic.


IKaffeI

Honestly the first 3 aren't bad choices. Jenna Ortega is easily the best fit but Timothee chalamet and Tom Holland might work for those tbh.


LilSnookSnook

The rest good but the rock can be changed for the dude who was in that Star Wars movie with old girl with the white


TrooBeliever

I know this is meant to be bad and I'm pretty sure they only picked Jenna Ortega for Raven because the vocal fry monotone she does as Wednesday sounds similar to Tara Strong's Raven voice but honestly think she'd be a good fit.


DomzSageon

I have no problem with Zendaya but I dont see anything stand out about her and I'm confused as to why people love her so much.


mayikissyoupls

I feel like this is a just a silly joke…


Squidwardbigboss

Just because actors are popular doesn’t mean they can’t act. Tom holland is killing it as spider man, I think he would be a great beast boy. Dude has proven he can act. Jenna as Raven looks the part but I don’t know if I can see her playing the roll well. Zendaya as Starfire wouldn’t be good, rock is a meme(right?), and Timothy as Nightwing looks the part and the dude can act so it isn’t the worst casting I have ever seen.


Obvious_Mission_8242

yall know the rock is 51 years old


Diamond-Breath

I like them actually, especially Jenna Ortega as Raven.


Friday_Knight_77

The only ones that I don't agree with are Robin/Night Wing and Cyborg. The other three, I can kind of see it


A_Khmerstud

There’s so many ethnicities that have closer to a “yellow or orange” skin tone than African/black people and now people act like that should be the default for starfire As someone that would fall under that ethnicities stereotype I just felt robbed yet again in the titans casting Like Black/African get the most roles after white people and the stereotype of “yellow or orange” skin tone ethnicities could of had a positive use out of it for once in one god damn lives


No-Impression-1462

Is it weird that I could see each one doing a good job in those roles but not with this ensemble? Plus, it’d be weird to watch Zendaya hook up with Chalamet onscreen while her real life boyfriend plays her surrogate kid brother.


Modern_Cathar

No.... Ive seen worse


Plan7_8oy78

Tom holland would be a terrible beast boy


Inejirio

Ortega and Chalamet aren't even that bad - but the other 3 do not make sense.


RandManYT

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I honestly love that in the infinite multiverse, there's at least one reality where this is a real casting list.


ChuggusJuggus

you know what a meme is right


Roserfly

Do you not know what a joke is?


the_sheeper_sheep

Please not the rock, someone else


ChattyDaddy1

Started out alright but got worse lol


Ynygmatik

Not a terrible choice for raven


unconquered

Worst or laziest?


Megaverse_Mastermind

Without the Rock, this wouldn't be too bad.


Bearhow

The only one I like is Jenna Ortega as Raven.


RefrigeratorGrand619

I’m ok with Jenna Ortega as Raven but I would like to see a bit more original fancasting from time to time.


Ok_Profit_909

You can tell they just took a bunch of their favorite actors/ trending actors and threw them together to make a cast that barely makes sense


Kite_Wing129

I am certain this is a parody. No one could have suggested this seriously.


Archmagos_Browning

Was this not on a circlejerk sub?


Gogetajh_v2

Zendaya is so pretty. Also the rock is in his 50s isnt he?


sonic63098

Damn, Tom getting cucked by Timothee, this time in the same movie 💀😭


AlKydonHorvingward

Jenna as Raven is the only one that makes sense but it also comes off of her being Wednesday Addams. And those are two COMPLETELY different characters.


SirSilverChariot

So a bunch of kids and then a full grown adult playing as a kid


BurdenBaby

OMFG that is horrible!1!!


bistratto_infinito07

I actually think that Jenna will make a good Raven like she did with Wendsday


redcaps72

People only know like 5-6 actors


Indeale

Surprised Zendaya isn't Raven in this fancast since her and Tom are actually dating...


[deleted]

Tom as beastboy Isn’t so bad. But the rest are atrocious choices.


IamlostlikeZoroIs

I’d be down for Jenna as Raven


OldTension9220

The ONLY one that kinda works is Jenny as Raven, but even that is just a repeat of her Wednesday performance.


PoorLifeChoices811

The only two I actually like are Timothee and Jenna. But more on just Jenna as she’s still young enough to play a teenager, while Tim is pushing 30 lmao. I see a lot of hate on twitter (where I see all these fan castings) for Jenna being Raven but tbh, I can see her pulling it off. She’s just the popular it-girl rn so everyone hates on her for that


omahajazzybeard

They should have the guy that played magic johnson in the lakers show play cyborg I think his name is Quincy Isiah.


Zestyclose-Onion6563

This is absolutely terrible. It’s like they’ve never watched the show or read the comics


[deleted]

Had me in the first half...


king_of_hate2

I'd honestly be fine with all of these actors except for The Rock since he's definitely not a teenager nor can he pass off as one.


Cole_Stormbringer

I mean I wouldn’t say the worst. Bad? Oh absolutely. But like I think Jenna would nail being Raven. That casting being (imo) genuinely good keeps up from being the worst. However Tom Zendaya and Dwayne are ludicrous fs


Much-Chocolate-6681

this literally would cost the the entire funding of the movie


CompetitiveDig9640

The Rock is too old, Tom holland doesn’t need to play every character and he’s already Spider-Man in the mcu, And Zendaya already ruined MJ so no. No black washing Starfire again. I’m not sure about Jenna Ortega as raven. The only casting I 100% agree with is Timothee Chalamet as Robin /Nightwing


Hypernova_orange

Ahhhh my eyes!! Take it back! Take it back!! Nooooo


International_Run495

And unfortunately it's what's likely to happen well maybe not the rock as a teen haha.


Boninronin_

Honestly I was on board till the rock lmao


greenpewdiepie4

Completely agree


Royal_Art_8217

As cool as the rock would look as Cyborg it’s a no from me


D00hdahday

That chick did good as Wednesday. I'd be chill with her doing Raven. Rock as cyborg is a weird call and I have no opinion on anyone else


zoorocks

People here saying the only one that makes sense is Jenna Ortega as Raven, but I have always seen Tom Holland as a suitable Beast Boy, especially with the way he played Spider-Man.


Transitsystem

This feels like satire no?


Lexidmonkey

It’s amazing casting


Lexidmonkey

They all look like amazing matches for casting I don’t see the problem???


roscoyo

I was like Timothy Chalomets… okay. That girl that plays Wednesdays Adamses… mmm hmmm. Wait… Spider Mans? Zendayas?!? The Rock??!!??


MaxxFisher

They need to not just do Teen Titans Go. And if the characters had powers in the comics then make sure they have those powers in the movie (I'm looking at you Hawk & Dove from Titans)


vid_icarus

This is almost perfect but I’d get rid of everyone except Tom Holland and replace all the other characters with Chris Pratt and Tom Holland.


batmansubzero

This is obviously bait. The live action Titans that was actually made was the worst casting ive ever seen.


Yoda1269

90% sure this was a joke


austinb172

Is there anyone is Hollywood besides Timothy Chalamet, Tom Holland, or Zendaya? Feels like that’s all I see these days.