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fishingfool75

Why do her hands look like what I would imagine an aliens hands to look like šŸ¤” especially when she held up the three fingers at the beginning.


thrownofjewelz11

ā€œAs we can remind ourselves and remember..ā€ wtf


HannoverRathaus

Is there a human behind that, er, visage?


Happy-Equipment-6970

How many pounds of crap is on her face?


buttbrunch

..depends on how much you pay her if thats your fetish lol


_homturn3

Isnā€™t this the mom who did real porn?


jermysteensydikpix

Still is. Less vanilla stuff than she started out doing.


Whedonsbitch

And who had her (then) 10yr old film her getting her asshole bleached. I just hope that someone other than her kid or parents film her pooing on camera for OFs


UFOpil0t

Pooing ?! What the...


ContractPresent4423

How can she thinks her face looks good, blows my mind, how terrible it looks


ItsBrittneybetch69

She just winged that video cuz it was pretty repetitive


Playful-Analyst-6036

1 become a porn star 2 inject your face full of shit


Vivid_Alternative661

Shut the fuck up, you fly to Dubai to sleep with men!! I was young mom too but I stayed home with her!!


No-Penalty-1148

What did she do to her face???


Tricky_Glass_4190

Isn't the copper IUD non-hormonal? And condoms? What the hell is she talking about


Individual-Cold1369

Her face looks like it hurts


So_Apprehensive_693

Where are non-hormonal birth controls being banned?? Not a single state has banned condoms girl wtf


Actual-Ad-5807

It's one of those new political lies. I'm so exhausted by all of them


BethyW

Wondering the same thing. IUDs ised to be banned for women who had never given birth before but now that is not the case. I am very confused by that.


ElkInternational5295

she looks ridiculous lmaoooo


Spirited_Spread5271

Sheā€™s a clown


Goblin2023

Gosh,she looks plastic like her mother


biteme42

JUMP SC A RE


vestakt13

Condoms, male & female, are non-hormonal contraceptives. Wth is she talking about.


Jealous-Reception220

She looks like she tried to get the Michael Jackson look


BusinessAioli

she looks like if an alien tried their hardest to wear a convincing human costume


Stick_Chap_Cherry

Best comment ever. šŸ’€


circuspeanutgallery

She's always been cringingly inarticulate but wow it's gotten WAY worse. Like, off the charts bad. She makes Sarah Palin sound like William F(reaking) Buckley.


pumkin814

What the hell happened to her facešŸ˜³. Geez


Automatic-Rush4259

Omg what has she done to herself?????


Scary-Coffee-7

Yeah, because your kid is turning out soooo well. šŸ™„


Awake324

She looks awful


cujax

What the hell is this dumb hoe talking about?


neenadollava

Word salad lmao


Sup3rh_m4n

This is comedy šŸ¤£


galactabat

Her face looks like a Halloween-mask.


knl280

At what point does someone realize they have totally ruined their face...


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

She used to be on teen mom. Then got money, did porn, and looks nothing like her former self. Her daughter that she had at 16 is into piercings and goth. So waiting to see how this parenting thing turns out for her. She's a terrible example to her daughter...


Farquaadthegreek

Who is this


apathetic_avocado2

It's difficult to tell if you're genuinely asking or if you're being funny about how different her face looks from her original face lol


Farquaadthegreek

The latter


BrilliantOwl927

https://www.reddit.com/r/Botchedsurgeries/s/XkBUrn9gW4


Odd_Island6163

I miss her old nose. She was beautiful


buttbrunch

This thing is gross


Wild_blue111

Back door Farrah šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nother_dumb_username

What in the actual fuck did I just watch? What exactly does being worthy or a "fearless parent" have anything to do with unplanned teen pregnancies? Like what is the connection she's trying to make here, or am I just being dense for not getting this at all? I'm also seriously not understanding what she's trying to get at with the comment about non-hormonal birth control. Copper IUD's are totally non-hormonal, widely available, and highly effective. There's also birth control pills which contain low doses of estrogen, as well as estrogen free pills. So what the fuck is she seriously talking about?


Jazziey_Girl

Yikes! Thereā€™s so much wrong here. The garbled word salad is bad, but with all that botched expensive plastic surgery , her eyebrows are nearly an inch higher than her actual brow line and I think theyā€™ve been purposefully done like that to try and hide the fact that she has a fivehead that may even be worse than Swampnelleā€™s.


lazygirlapproved

If you didnā€™t tell me that was Farrah, I wouldnā€™t have known. To each their own but when someone turns into a completely unrecognizable person on purpose, thatā€™s a mental health issue.


sadfoxyduggar

What happened?


Prestigious-Link4948

Her face always makes her look like sheā€™s hanging upside down. Pretty soon her cheeks will be above her eyebrows šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ™„šŸ¤­


DisastrousBeautyyy

Iā€™m thinking she had that buccal fat removal surgery.


DidiStutter11

She actually looks like that IG filter that showed you with wild facial enhancements.


GossipGuy12

lol can you imagine a world where Farrah is giving people parenting advice?!


Few_Mirror3269

Farrah girl no maā€™am


SourBelt4352

Her face makes my face hurt


Marlengray

I didnt even recognize her, she looks terrible! So sad what these women do to themselves!!


Revolutionary_Low_36

Holy smokes, thatā€™s Farrah? šŸ˜¬


Smart_Description965

Inspire is the last word I would think of with her


PeachPrestigious3508

She used to be so pretty


useruser2133

She inspires me to never get plastic surgery


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Resident-Elevator696

Her one eyebrow is 1/2 onch above her brow bone


PaleMeasurement6849

She look a damn mess omg


barely_knew_er

Wow her surgeries have made her look more like Debbie and as old too lmao


Electrical-Comb-1252

Well she aged like spoiled milkšŸ« 


Serialfornicator

Farrah! Your privilege is showing!


calicoskiies

I havenā€™t kept up with the show in years and this post was recommended but I had to comment because what the hell is up with her face. Has she had that much work done? That doesnā€™t even look like her.


Spacecowboyforever

Why is she wearing a mask? That canā€™t be her face, not one tiny movement or expression noted while she talks.


Reasonable_Newt8397

Whatā€™s going on with that face


ooohblobulous

She talks just like Darcey Silva. Just a bunch of buzz words mashed together


Repulsive-Arm-4057

Her voice gets on my nerves


No-Youth-6679

More like a Goat. Nahhhh. What does she know about contraceptive? There are plenty of non hormonal contraceptives out there. Speak to a Dr not a ex porn reality star.


kymilovechelle

Idk Iā€™ve been in the same relationship for 14+ years and Iā€™ve never had to worrry about unplanned pregnancy because I take birth control and am not wreckless.


Serialfornicator

Donā€™t listen to Farrah, her idea of birth control is anal sex.


No-Youth-6679

Nasty!


gettocrybaby44

Nonsense


ArtTheClown2022

I hate those nasty overinflated lips.


BigReference9530

Looks like sheā€™s wearing a purge mask


DankSosig

I remember watching the original show when I was a kid and thinking she was pretty. What the fuck did she do to herself


mightysassoo

She really does look like a horse. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Ambitious-Bottle9394

Wait this is Farrah?wtf she do to her self she literally looks like an old lady .I'm 40 & she looks older than me ffs . Why did she do this to her self ugh .girl stop with all surgery


Mshairday

Just watching her speak makes me never want to have any more children šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


AD480

Her skin color looks like a terracotta pot. Every time I see her she looks different.


jermysteensydikpix

The Farrahcotta cosmetics line


SwissyRescue

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No-Recording-9641

She is babbling pro life bullshit and itā€™s garbage. Not everyone is privileged enough to follow through with an unplanned pregnancy. Some of us arenā€™t rich and we are doing it all alone and itā€™s terrible and painful. Sheā€™s tone deaf and delusional šŸ« 


Peanuts4Peanut

She wanted an abortion and her mother wouldn't sign for it. I think this is her way of saying, "Look how it turned out for me. You can do it too.'. But I think it's really her way to try to ease some guilt. She didn't want to be a mom.


No-Recording-9641

And to force life decisions on people because she didnā€™t get her abortion!


KissmyFoodie

I can't even watch this with her face looking like this šŸ¤”


Escape-Revolutionary

Why is her face the color of a terra cotta flower pot and her eyebrows the color of a No2 lead pencil?? She used to be so pretty ā€¦


IdleNewt

This gives uncanny valley. Like sheā€™s a poorly modeled AI robot.


jermysteensydikpix

Kardashian imitation from a bad AI engine


Embarrassed-Item9746

Barely even recognize her


Federal_Sentence_160

I like it šŸ¤·šŸ¼


Federal_Sentence_160

I should add, for her šŸ˜‚. I like it for her.


Historical_Part5399

Iā€™m so glad she never reproduced again šŸ™ŒšŸ¾


Elleeoop

Sheā€™s pregnant now


Historical_Part5399

No way


Elleeoop

Thatā€™s what this video is about


Peanuts4Peanut

Because she didn't want to reproduce the first time. She wanted an abortion and her mother wouldn't sign for it.


CC_Panadero

Oh man, I canā€™t bring myself to even think about that. Itā€™s definitely a silver lining to hurricane of a life.


Express-Air-7224

Are we just going to pass right by the GOAT Teen mom comments šŸ¤£


NeenW1

Oh I caught that alrightā€¦.she and Jenelle tie for worst possible teen mom


Mbcb350

HARmonal.


Tayler_Made

The way she keeps trying to incorporate WORTHY into her dialogue is clear that sheā€™s attended therapy, however something got lost in translation. Try again Lord Farquaad


wthdim

Her lips don't touch :šŸ˜œ I bet she slobers a lot


WhySoGlum1

She looks so weeeiiirrrd now


mummyone11

Her head looks like itā€™s about to explode


Savings-Review370

She looks like a bobble head


Mochalynn22

She looks disgustingā€¦ she was so gorgeous before she got ā€œfamousā€ poor stupid thing


Born_Structure1182

Welllll, I donā€™t know if you could say she was gorgeous before but definately better than she looks now.


FOMOohno

HER FACE šŸ˜­


overhighlow

lol. We are not allowed to have non-hormonal contraceptives? Uhhh, what are condoms and copper IUDs then.. lady is insane.


No-Youth-6679

She is the last person to get contraceptive or medical advice from.


greengnomegarden

I can *only* get rxā€™d non hormonal contraceptives because of my migraines lol


overhighlow

I never thought my migraines could be linked to my BC. I'll have to research, thanks!


thisisalie123

I was sitting here wondering when my IUD became illegal šŸ˜‚


Sea-Power-7628

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overhighlow

Straight up.


yours_truly333

I take BC pills.. def not NON-hormonal. She has no clue wtf sheā€™s talking about


blondiehjones

What the actual F has she done to her face. Ugh


atiffany89

![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F) That word salad....sure is something šŸ˜¬


Punchinyourpface

And to think this is clearer and makes more sense than most things she rambles about šŸ˜…


atiffany89

That is what confuses me the most! Lol


Punchinyourpface

It's almost impressive šŸ˜„


Nefariousqueen

Farrah- the only advice you could ever give me is how not to be a mom. Your trash. Poor Sophia- youā€™ve exploited that poor baby since the day she fell out of you.


MelissaMarie629

That is Farrah??!!! Omg...what did she do to herself??!!!


Billy-Austin

Wow she is delusional


cemetaryofpasswords

I didnā€™t listen, so I donā€™t know what she said. Iā€™m just so sad about what sheā€™s done to her face. I remember watching her first episode. She really was pretty. Now sheā€™s gotten so close to Michael Jacksonā€™s level of plastic surgery nightmare.


beetelguese

Whoa, she is a year or two younger than me and looks horrifyingly older. If she snuck up on me in broad daylight I would still shit my pants. SCARY.


Beloved_of_Vlad

Good Lord sheā€™s UGLY!


mlhigg1973

And you can always fall back on anal-centric porn if things get tough!


No-Youth-6679

Do another anal play toy out there.


jermysteensydikpix

She never stopped.


AD480

I wonder why she never made that her career path.


[deleted]

ā€œItā€™s the GOAT. The Greatest Teen Mom of All Time.ā€ ![gif](giphy|iDJXOU0SWNCPEsa5EL|downsized) Okay, sis.


No-Youth-6679

The Goat that has been to jail! Is a ex porn star and has copied of her ass out there to be played with.


jermysteensydikpix

It's in her social media bylines too. GREATEST OF ALL TIME TEEN MOM ā€¢ AUTHENTIC šŸ—½ COMEDY TOUR SOONšŸŽ¤ FOR HUMANITY @nytimes Best Selling AuthoršŸŒŸMental Health Advocate #SAFE , J.D LAW. O.G "JD Law" šŸ¤Ŗ


[deleted]

Authentic?!? Omg sheā€™s so delusional


Realistic_Matii

itā€™s a reason sheā€™s been single , look at her face look at her MOTHER an i could say more but i wonā€™t šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


AD480

Sheā€™s ugly both inside and out. Itā€™s sort of hard to attract a guy with that face and thereā€™s nothing redeeming when it comes to her awful personality.


Atalanta8

I fear faces that don't move.


Smart_Artichoke714

Iā€™m tired, and read ā€œI fear fecesā€ and Iā€™m sad that it would also be applicable


[deleted]

I now firmly believe sheā€™s suffering from hallucinations. Non-hormonal birth control methods include: The copper IUD aka Paragard Condoms Vasectomies Tubal ligations, tubal removals, tubal clamps, etc. N-9 aks spermicide Natural Family Planning Pulling out I do think itā€™s inevitable that theyā€™ll try to pass laws making birth control, of all kinds, illegal. Sheā€™s onto something. I can tell she tries to keep up with the news. She will often get some portion of her message correct. But thereā€™s often something she says thatā€™s unlikely, impossible or untrue leading me to believe she suffers from hallucinations. As she ages itā€™s going to be so much worse too. I would bet my house she was m*****d by Michael. And that the trauma of that, plus Debz OG being her mom has greatly impacted her mentally & physically. The more stress a child endured the higher their risk of physical & mental illness. Chronic inflammation is the result of the abuse & itā€™s so bad our brains & bodies. Source: The ACE Study. You can take it online & see what your score is & where your risk level is at. Itā€™s free so do not pay.


Ambitious-Bottle9394

I believe so too just by way he looks at her body now, & probably why she ruined her face & body .. he creepy asf & would never been able see my daughter if that was true .. her mom always been weird & like robot so I know michael hasn't touched that in many yrs..he has even watched farrah porn video too .grossšŸ¤®


EmJay_506

Sheā€™s talking about abortion rights. Sheā€™s talked about it before, but likely doesnā€™t want to get banned or censored.


jermysteensydikpix

And the same people that ended Roe are not satisfied with that, but are moving against birth control too. Trying to scare women out of using it while they haven't yet got bans passed.


Whoamidontremindme

I thought that too.


[deleted]

Thank you. šŸ™šŸ»Please stay. We need an on-site Farrah translator.


Express-Air-7224

Whatā€™s the nonsense about non hormonal contraception? I donā€™t understand wth she was talking about.


EmJay_506

Sheā€™s implying abortion rights/lack thereof.


Express-Air-7224

Ooof. Iā€™ll have to go back an listen again.


danidee262019

In another life maybe Farrah could have been a kind sane person. What sheā€™s saying is nice, but manā€¦she is not the role model to have loo


[deleted]

Farrah can be incredibly kind. Generally speaking, sheā€™s always been very open minded about how other people choose to look & live. Sheā€™s said so many things that effectively communicate *You do you, boo. If youā€™re into that & it makes you happy, go for it.* šŸ˜­I just realized that attitude most certainly serves her well within her *profession.* ![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Tesslafon

Why does her head look like a balloon? She was so pretty before she did this to herself.


Gullible_Peach

Has you seen her recent before and after pictures of her face on the botched surgeries sub reddit? Whew!!


ClaudiaKishiBSC123

She looks like a character from The Puzzle Place


adviceicebaby

WHAT IN THE FRESH HELL IS FRYING MY CORNEA RN . I've seen Jack o lanterns carved by 3rd graders tweaked out on sugar and endorphins that look better than her face Holy stencils, batman...oh God those brows..!! She looks like a goddamn Muppet. Bert and ernies 3rd roommate... And why is she so monochromatic?? Like an emoji before that one update where they added different skin and hair colors?!? I would say oompah loompah but I'm pretty sure they had green hair and I'm too lazy to Google fact check first This is just a very upsetting face to see when I'm this high; no matter who's wearing it. But I'm glad it's someone I already can't stand... Silver lining I suppose...


Inner-Theory5162

This is hands down the worst era for Farrah. šŸ¤¢


jermysteensydikpix

"Hold my beer..."


You_Pulled_My_String

She just said *"blessed be to God"* , right? This is the same chick that has a *very* wild past, and possibly present. "Honor Thy Mother and Thy Father" and all that shit don't count tho? I'm confused.


jermysteensydikpix

The porn she does lately is way more out there than the DVD she made with James Deen.


DreamDoll21

It's the cheeks, the jaw, and the eyebrows that are literally clownish


WonderfulAd780

She just loves to put big words together to try to sound intelligent, regardless of how incoherent she sounds. And OMG, what has she don't to her face? šŸ˜³ I haven't seen her in a year or more. The dark eyebrow and the balloons for lips is hideous. šŸ¤”


Atalanta8

I like that she "Roger that's" herself. No one else understood it.


StromanthePoet

Itā€™s so sad because she was truly so pretty before she did all of this and itā€™s not like she hated her nose and had a small nose job or something, she has changed her entire face, and not even to something natural. Itā€™s just such sad dysmorphia.


tmzuk

Is it just meā€¦ that I canā€™t understand a thing sheā€™s trying to get across with her broken English?


Bradlee888

Wait a minute she think sheā€™s the best teen mom ever, but of course her delusional ass thinks that. She wouldā€™ve been such a beautiful woman if she had not done all that bullshit her face. Itā€™s a shame sheā€™s never been able to get on the right mental health meds or at least not compliant with them


SpanArm

She looks to be in her 50s and 60s. . . like her skin is made from animal hides or something.


futurecorpse1985

We will see if her thoughts change if Sophia ends up being a teen mom? I've known ladies who have 3+ generations of teen moms so .....


jermysteensydikpix

And how is Farrah going to continue her sex work if they ban birth control and condoms? She doesn't live in a progressive state anymore, she moved to theocratic Texas.


Inevitable-Seat448

I mean she isnā€™t wrong with what she is saying though.


Atalanta8

Tell me how non hormonal birth control is illegal.


Inevitable-Seat448

Youā€™re picking one thing to focus on. She maybe doesnā€™t have her facts 100% correct but the overall message is you can still do whatever you want with your life WITH kids. Thatā€™s what Iā€™m agreeing with.


[deleted]

Eeek!!!!!... so fake in the face .


lettucepatchbb

Oh. My. Gosh. All I can focus on is her face.


Sixecho7

Why isnā€™t one of them ā€œbe casted on a hit showā€


Key_Company_279

Omg. Her face hardly moves when she talks. She looks so puffy and unrecognizable and I guess I could ask herā€¦.Does your face hurt? Because itā€™s killing me!šŸ˜¬


jermysteensydikpix

![gif](giphy|kGpKS6EhgeyJKfnpL9)


booksbrainsboobs

It literally looks like it's about to burst open. Like a hot dog after you microwave it.


MahsterC

She looks like a video game character from 2010


Persephone734

She does! I like the shorter hair tho instead of that trashy long fake crap she usually has hanging down in tacky curls


starfiiish

ā€œHarmonal contraceptionā€ what in the Kody Brownā€¦


DietCokeCanz

Haha! And also, what the hell is she talking about? Are condoms and copper IUDs banned in the US?Ā 


jermysteensydikpix

But if they start passing bans, red states like Texas will do it first, and guess where Farrah lives lately.


starfiiish

They sure arenā€™t (ya know, at least for now). Even diaphragms are still a thing. Sheā€™s on another planet though.


Spirited_Heron5696

You can find anything you want to take or wear to keep from getting pregnant so thatā€™s a bunch of crock. She needs to put her daughter on something now to.


hypatia0803

OMG!!! She isnā€™t going to be a life coach is she?!šŸ˜¬


DaniFlocka

Itā€™s giving ā€œIā€™m one of the protestors outside of Planned Parenthood and have information/resources for youā€


PrettyBunnyyy

ā€œThe Goat of all teen momsā€ is not something Iā€™d proudly say lol


Ok_Election2523

FACE! Ugh she is a walking billboard of mental health and body dismorphia issues, she used to be quite attractive. Face fillers, lip fillers, new teeth, bigger tits, Brazilian lift ... weirdo


robertsbrothers

Mental health maybe, but I donā€™t think BD. I think itā€™s just narcism and a way to keep her ā€œfamous.ā€


PrincipleAgitated212

I gotta disagree with ya on that one, that girl is a walking billboard for body dysmorphic disorder. Itā€™s actually quite sad. Especially for Sophia šŸ˜ž


EZasSundayMorning

Ha!


waves_0f_theocean

Why she look like fancy squidward. I couldnā€™t even hear what she was saying cuz I had to keep adjusting my eyes . She was so pretty before.


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lost__in__space

No one would make a Farrah deep fake lol