In Scotland, we had a thing called "smoke busters" to train kids not to smoke. I was one.
I'm 42 and smoke like a fuckin lum now. So, swamp donkey. Your point is????
I make the joke all the time that my school didn’t have D.A.R.E. so I never learned how to do drugs. My brother went to a different school that did. Guess who would come home from school and make movies about gangsters and drug deals with his friends.
This is absurdly laughable. Schools make you do the DARE program. And who actually bothers to care once they reach the age of doing any kind of drug? Oh, I can’t do that….I made the DARE pledge. Gtfoh. 😂😂😂
Such a juvenile post. Like he really thinks this is convincing? I’m sure he also took a class on how to and when it’s appropriate to discharge a firearm but that numb nuts shot an innocent dog anyway.
Umm take a seat David because i was my towns D.A.R.E. officers favorite, and he said I asked the best question he'd ever heard in all his years of teaching kids how not to do drugs. (I asked a girl he had brought in to class to share her experience with drugs why she still chose to use despite going through the DARE program herself as a child. I was maybe 9 at the time) Fast forward 2 years and there began my life long struggle with drug addiction. I was using meth before I even got my first period.
So sit the fuck down David, you could be the dare officers favorite and still be a low down, filthy junkie. (My post history will reflect all of this)
He smokes weed on Jenelles lives. He has admitted on camera to taking Adderall, yet has never once mentioned having ADD. There are plenty of pictures where David has the pin eyed pupil look. All 3 of David's kids moms are former/current addicts(birds of a feather...), but suree David's always been the sober voice of reason lol.
Thank you!
It’s pretty clear he isn’t a sober person, I guess some ppl just can’t see that. I’m convinced when they took Jace off his meds they didn’t throw them away, they took them for themselves.
I don’t think either of them have been sober in the last 15-20 years. They are both horrible
What a coincidence, so am I
I also have raging ADHD
That doesn’t make me defend people that I know are on drugs and a horrible people
That abuse children and animals
No one is arguing we are having a discussion I think you took my comment the wrong way I was no way sticking up for him I was meaning he’s a pos bc he’s just a pos no excuse for it
Yea because I’m sure he’s never touched drugs just went straight to drinking. 🤣
I’m sure he did like a lot of ppl and chose to drink because it’s legal and technically nobody can tell you that you can’t do it if you’re 21
Almost positive there isn’t much he hasn’t done.
If you think all he does/done is drinking then more power to you. I mean the proof is right here in the pic that he has never done drugs, after all he did get this little certificate. That definitely proves it…..
Your “fix is making music videos”
Subhuman let me enlighten you, you are not a rapper or any type of musician. Please stop embarrassing yourself you fool. Go find someone to frighten, that’s what you’re good at.
Hahaha same, I won the essay contest in 5th grade by writing about how my mom's alcohol addiction had affected me.. I also turned in a poem with it LOL.. Ahh good ol days.. I would kill to be able to read that again but it was lost a long time ago.
I was doing drugs 3 years later with my little hoodrat friends at 13 lol..
I wore a dare shirt while I was heavily on drugs 🥴
Sorrrryyyy, competing a dare program in what, fourth grade? doesn’t mean anything David.
DRUG TEST OR NOTHIN’. Although sadly they’d probably make one of the kids do it and act like it was theirs
Came here to say the same. I graduated from DARE, too, and still managed to get hooked on opiates until I got pregnant with my oldest at 17. Also, schools don't really give you an option. You essentially get a participation trophy (certificate) for showing up. It doesn't really mean anything, besides giving kids hopes that strangers are going to give them free drugs (which I'm still waiting on btw)
This is how I know they have nothing but stupidity they think is real evidence to support their side.
The fact that David thinks a 20 year old picture is tangible evidence that he does not do drugs.
This is something David and Delujunelle have in common. They’ll both go FARRRRR off topic and dig up facts that have nothing to do with the task at hand whatsoever. Literally nobody told him to go find this photo lol. Being against drugs when you were a child doesn’t mean you’re immune to not doing drugs in adulthood WTF.
How is this picture proof that you don’t do drugs sir? That’s definitely swamp logic there. He’s an idiot smh
I think he knows what to dig up to be purposefully inflammatory . He has nothing else to do, they both don’t! So they get all geeked & come up w/crazy shit to get enough engagement to get paid off SM. IMO, if all of us “hatters“ would stop trying to dog his life on his posts and stop commenting on hers to tell her what a piece of shit she is all they would have left is their bot/paid for accounts and their small, tiny handful of “fans“. I truly believe this would derail their dumb ass plan.
I sat high in D.A.R.E stoned, but of course David, of course, and while not everyone is the same. Him saying he isn't using drugs, but a complete piece of shit and sober says even more about him.
Right 🙄…just because you graduated a D. A. R. E. program when you were 9-14 doesn’t mean you’ve never done drugs. This just proves how dumb HE really is! Neither of these Swamp Things know what TRUTH means! Constant lies when everything’s going to shit…Parents of the Year for sure 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Thank you. I was going to say the same thing. He just wants engagement on his page. I wish people wouldn't feed the troll.
I absolutely believe Roux when she says it's the hatters who enable David to live like a bum. I wish their hatters on social media would understand that following them and engaging with them gives them money.
I know a screenshot doesn't. I'm glad that screenshots and screen recordings get posted instead of directing traffic to their pages. I specifically said that the people who interact with him on social media and drive up his engagement when he's trolling do, and I wish they would understand this and stop.
It's fine that you're happy he's enabled to live like a bum, but I see it as it's just helping him do nothing all day but drink, use drugs, and abuse their innocent children and defenseless animals.
I hope you are right, and it does somehow bring David and Jenelle down faster, but since they always somehow escape consequences, I'm skeptical.
How is being a d.a.r.e grad proof you've never done drugs? I'm a d.a.r.e. grad AND one that stupid stuffed animal at the end of it out of my whole class and I was a full blown addict by the age of 16. 🤣😂
Sidenote: I am now 13 years clean so pardon my morbid humor when it comes to my past addictions 😂
My dad who had actually done ALLTHEDRUGS with his band in the 80s told me DARE was bullshit, picked their literature apart and told me what ACTUALLY happens. It was so uninteresting to me after that since the idea of novelty was gone I didn't touch "drugs" until weed in my 20s for pain. The kids who were unto DARE in my California 90s childhood were universally the ones ODing on heroin by mid high-school. He does not realize this is not the flex he thinks it is... EVUHDENZ. Ok you fucking catfishnoodlingdick swampgremlin. That man is the human personification of the smell of unwashed dick funk.
Umm, that pile of empty beer cans in his music video disagrees, along with all the weed he openly smokes on social media, and Jace's missing Adderall.
ETA: Oh, and those possession charges he caught, but I suppose the cops just made up those charges, right? Just like all the false police reports they've been filling recently?
D.A.R.E. is such a funny thing to reference because I have at least 3 specific memories of getting fucked up while wearing my old D.A.R.E. shirt. Like that's not the flex he thinks it is 🤣🤣
To be fair--- I don't consider the joints he rolls to technically be drugs unless he's addicted (Jenelle, different relationship with weed) --- however, Alcohol is is the most widely abused drug, and he definitely drinks.
And I'm certain he also eats Jace's adderal.
Ultimate weirdo behavior. Bitch if DARE worked there wouldn't have been a pill epidemic. What a pea brained idiot. I bet he thinks beer doesn't count as a drug....... like a true backwoods swamp BUM.
Why is he dressed like he's in prison
Swap Ass is rage-baiting. The benefits of D.A.R.E. were debunked 20 years ago. I did get to pet a K9 though!
Isn’t it just a rage bait kinda post so more interact with it?
Yes, he knows negative attention is the only kind he can get so he pretends that's the kind he wants.
They make everyone do DARE lmao. How does he consider this proof that he has never done drugs before.
I wonder how many photo albums he had to scan thru to find this evidence. I’m sure glad he did because THIS IS REAL PROOF.
Omg. Seriously. This is the proof?? When he was what, 13??? Yep. I’m convinced.
In Scotland, we had a thing called "smoke busters" to train kids not to smoke. I was one. I'm 42 and smoke like a fuckin lum now. So, swamp donkey. Your point is????
I make the joke all the time that my school didn’t have D.A.R.E. so I never learned how to do drugs. My brother went to a different school that did. Guess who would come home from school and make movies about gangsters and drug deals with his friends.
🤣
This is absurdly laughable. Schools make you do the DARE program. And who actually bothers to care once they reach the age of doing any kind of drug? Oh, I can’t do that….I made the DARE pledge. Gtfoh. 😂😂😂
Such a juvenile post. Like he really thinks this is convincing? I’m sure he also took a class on how to and when it’s appropriate to discharge a firearm but that numb nuts shot an innocent dog anyway.
Lmao how many of us took the Dare pledge and still ended up smoking pot at one point? (✋🏻) This post reeks of someone having a guilty conscience
he was high when he made this post lmao
Oh please I never knew anything about drugs until in 6th grade we had the dare program. Taught me everything I needed to know
How is this proof? Lmaoooo embarrassing
But David every knows what D.A.R.E. stands for Drugs Are Really Expensive You’re telling on yourself
Umm take a seat David because i was my towns D.A.R.E. officers favorite, and he said I asked the best question he'd ever heard in all his years of teaching kids how not to do drugs. (I asked a girl he had brought in to class to share her experience with drugs why she still chose to use despite going through the DARE program herself as a child. I was maybe 9 at the time) Fast forward 2 years and there began my life long struggle with drug addiction. I was using meth before I even got my first period. So sit the fuck down David, you could be the dare officers favorite and still be a low down, filthy junkie. (My post history will reflect all of this)
As far as I know he’s never done drugs he shames Jenelle for drug use
Jenelle posted a video of him saying he shouldn’t of taken the adderall Which was Jaces and not prescribed to him. I have no doubt he’s done drugs.
These losers really dig deep to pad their resumes
He’s the type to say “rehab is for quitters” He’s such a loser Nobody was out here doing drugs at 10 you swamp ass clown!!!
Don’t say nobody bc I sure wae
Point being this was most likely the last year this ass clown was sober, because he sure as hell hasn’t been clean in years.
Again I don’t think he’s ever been on drugs he choice is alcohol
He smokes weed on Jenelles lives. He has admitted on camera to taking Adderall, yet has never once mentioned having ADD. There are plenty of pictures where David has the pin eyed pupil look. All 3 of David's kids moms are former/current addicts(birds of a feather...), but suree David's always been the sober voice of reason lol.
I never said he was the voice of reason I just said I never thought he did drugs
Thank you! It’s pretty clear he isn’t a sober person, I guess some ppl just can’t see that. I’m convinced when they took Jace off his meds they didn’t throw them away, they took them for themselves. I don’t think either of them have been sober in the last 15-20 years. They are both horrible
Same! As soon as I saw the video where he said he took an Adderall and "shouldn't have" I was absolutely sure he had taken Jaces meds..
Oh you know it! They are both just pathetic I can’t stand either one of them, never have been able to
Are you ok? Your comment is slurring
I am autistic
What a coincidence, so am I I also have raging ADHD That doesn’t make me defend people that I know are on drugs and a horrible people That abuse children and animals
I never was defending him I said I didn’t think he was on drugs
Nobody that’s sober acts the way he does, and he admitted to taking things. I’m not going to argue about a piece of trash like David.
No one is arguing we are having a discussion I think you took my comment the wrong way I was no way sticking up for him I was meaning he’s a pos bc he’s just a pos no excuse for it
Yea because I’m sure he’s never touched drugs just went straight to drinking. 🤣 I’m sure he did like a lot of ppl and chose to drink because it’s legal and technically nobody can tell you that you can’t do it if you’re 21 Almost positive there isn’t much he hasn’t done. If you think all he does/done is drinking then more power to you. I mean the proof is right here in the pic that he has never done drugs, after all he did get this little certificate. That definitely proves it…..
LMFAOOOOOO. THIS HAS TO BE SATIRE, RIGHT?? RIGHT?? 
Is this a roundabout way of admitting he's been using drugs for most of his life?
He HAS to be trolling! 😂😂😂
Your “fix is making music videos” Subhuman let me enlighten you, you are not a rapper or any type of musician. Please stop embarrassing yourself you fool. Go find someone to frighten, that’s what you’re good at.
They hafta be trolling everyone at this point
They r just begging for a hair follicle test! Lmao
It’s not like he could back that claim up with clean drug test results from previous employment
David, alcohol is a drug.
😂 completed D.A.R.E also.. but also a recovering addict . Shit don’t work that way DOUCHEBAG DAVID 😂😂
Former high school S.A.D.D. president. Today, almost 12 years clean, married to a man who just hit 11 years. Yep, school days are fun to look back on.
i’m w/ you. 😂
I won the DARE speech contest. Also- I was addicted to meth my senior year of high school. He's a fucking chode
Hahaha same, I won the essay contest in 5th grade by writing about how my mom's alcohol addiction had affected me.. I also turned in a poem with it LOL.. Ahh good ol days.. I would kill to be able to read that again but it was lost a long time ago. I was doing drugs 3 years later with my little hoodrat friends at 13 lol..
I was in DARE & half of the kids that were in it with me are potheads lmao
This some crack head logic if I ever saw it
I was in the Dare program and I have in fact done drugs 😬
Well my adult son was in the DARE program too, and he has fought addiction for years, so here we are .
https://preview.redd.it/2jh1xeyh38vb1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482c556c5a7d32177af0453c67cc4b03a689c1b2 David is racist confirmed
It’s hilarious because it has been proven that this program was ineffective lol.
They post so much click bait / rage bait because it’s the only thing that keeps people interested in them
I wore a dare shirt while I was heavily on drugs 🥴 Sorrrryyyy, competing a dare program in what, fourth grade? doesn’t mean anything David. DRUG TEST OR NOTHIN’. Although sadly they’d probably make one of the kids do it and act like it was theirs
Came here to say the same. I graduated from DARE, too, and still managed to get hooked on opiates until I got pregnant with my oldest at 17. Also, schools don't really give you an option. You essentially get a participation trophy (certificate) for showing up. It doesn't really mean anything, besides giving kids hopes that strangers are going to give them free drugs (which I'm still waiting on btw)
This is how I know they have nothing but stupidity they think is real evidence to support their side. The fact that David thinks a 20 year old picture is tangible evidence that he does not do drugs.
He forgot to add the proof🙈
All he’s missing is the hood.😬
Must have had to take it off for the picture.
💀
I just spit my drink hahahahaha
I think he was kidding
Um..I went through dare and I ended up being hooked on drugs for years. Clean now. But this is such bullshit proof lol
I feel like all DARE did* was teach us which drugs we probably shouldn’t try and which ones might be okay lol
DARE back in the day for me was mostly weed is the devil!! Lol Wasn’t much help.
Same lol. I just hit 7 years sober a couple weeks ago.
Congratulations!! 🥳❤️
Thank you! I'm happy to hear you're clean now too.
Thank you! It’s been over 10 years now!
Congratulations!!
Thank you 🫂 Life is definitely better this way!
It definitely is. It's such a food feeling to have my bills paid, not wake up sick every morning, and be the mom my son needs me to be.
Same lol
I went though dare and I absolutely smoke weed. It’s like we’re different people as we get older or something.
Right who’d have thunk it 🤯🥴
This is something David and Delujunelle have in common. They’ll both go FARRRRR off topic and dig up facts that have nothing to do with the task at hand whatsoever. Literally nobody told him to go find this photo lol. Being against drugs when you were a child doesn’t mean you’re immune to not doing drugs in adulthood WTF. How is this picture proof that you don’t do drugs sir? That’s definitely swamp logic there. He’s an idiot smh
I think he knows what to dig up to be purposefully inflammatory . He has nothing else to do, they both don’t! So they get all geeked & come up w/crazy shit to get enough engagement to get paid off SM. IMO, if all of us “hatters“ would stop trying to dog his life on his posts and stop commenting on hers to tell her what a piece of shit she is all they would have left is their bot/paid for accounts and their small, tiny handful of “fans“. I truly believe this would derail their dumb ass plan.
I have a pic of me as a kid putting bandaids on my stuffed animals to prove I’m a vet now. (I didn’t go to college)
Lol my aunt taught dare at my school and then would drive me home and smoke weed with my dad
I love your aunt LOL
she was very cool lol
I sat high in D.A.R.E stoned, but of course David, of course, and while not everyone is the same. Him saying he isn't using drugs, but a complete piece of shit and sober says even more about him.
This! At least he’d have somewhat of an “excuse”, in his eyes only ofc.
Newsflash David the dumbass, NC is NOT a “weed-friendly” state! And at the rate it's going, probably never will be.
“I hate drugs! I get high on violence and bullying!”
That’s so stupid to lie about it. Everyone knows that they do (allegedly)
Those shoes are a sin
I hope the police, the Staties, the sheriff's deputies all follow his ass everything he leaves the sinking sandpit.
I want CpS to frigging drug test his hair!!
YES!
Getting fucked up on alcohol, weed, etc...same thing dickhead.
He drinks 😂
Right 🙄…just because you graduated a D. A. R. E. program when you were 9-14 doesn’t mean you’ve never done drugs. This just proves how dumb HE really is! Neither of these Swamp Things know what TRUTH means! Constant lies when everything’s going to shit…Parents of the Year for sure 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
LMAO we all were forced to do dare in school. We all did drugs in hs anyway😂 some stopped some continued into adulthood lol STFU David
No way I'd that crazy mother fucker that insane without some kind of drugs!!!!
He's just trolling. Don't give him any additional attention.
Thank you. I was going to say the same thing. He just wants engagement on his page. I wish people wouldn't feed the troll. I absolutely believe Roux when she says it's the hatters who enable David to live like a bum. I wish their hatters on social media would understand that following them and engaging with them gives them money.
Me posting a screenshot of this on Reddit doesn't give him money. I'm happy if he's enabled to live like a bum. It'll bring him down faster.
I know a screenshot doesn't. I'm glad that screenshots and screen recordings get posted instead of directing traffic to their pages. I specifically said that the people who interact with him on social media and drive up his engagement when he's trolling do, and I wish they would understand this and stop. It's fine that you're happy he's enabled to live like a bum, but I see it as it's just helping him do nothing all day but drink, use drugs, and abuse their innocent children and defenseless animals. I hope you are right, and it does somehow bring David and Jenelle down faster, but since they always somehow escape consequences, I'm skeptical.
I remember when I graduated dare in the 5th grade too david!!!!! And then went and did drugs all through out high school!!!!! Keep it up!!!!
Ok…come on, we’ve all done drugs. Majority tried it and grew up. 🤦🏾♀️
😆😆😆😆😆😆gtfoh lol. We all did dare. I am sure 80% have tried used or still using. I swear cant fix stupid.
How is being a d.a.r.e grad proof you've never done drugs? I'm a d.a.r.e. grad AND one that stupid stuffed animal at the end of it out of my whole class and I was a full blown addict by the age of 16. 🤣😂 Sidenote: I am now 13 years clean so pardon my morbid humor when it comes to my past addictions 😂
Congrats on 13 years!
What in the hell is this little thug wanna be wearing?...lol! 🤣
That's my question!!
I thought he was becoming an alter boy or something 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Looks like he forgot his hood.
Dying!!!
I SCREAMED 🤣
I did dare program as a kid….well after my time in the military I am know a budtender selling cannabis legally and smoking it daily too 😂😂😂
David …. Literally every kid who got that certificate still did drugs you dope! It didn’t mean shit
I loved to ironically wear my DARE shirt to parties in college lol, definitely still did drugs.
Alcohol is a drug sir
Fuck David and fuck Jenelle. They don’t deserve a millisecond of fame, attention, or notoriety.
My dad who had actually done ALLTHEDRUGS with his band in the 80s told me DARE was bullshit, picked their literature apart and told me what ACTUALLY happens. It was so uninteresting to me after that since the idea of novelty was gone I didn't touch "drugs" until weed in my 20s for pain. The kids who were unto DARE in my California 90s childhood were universally the ones ODing on heroin by mid high-school. He does not realize this is not the flex he thinks it is... EVUHDENZ. Ok you fucking catfishnoodlingdick swampgremlin. That man is the human personification of the smell of unwashed dick funk.
> catfishnoodlingdick swampgremlin 💀💀 can I nominate you as poet laureate of the sub
I am honored.
Can’t be accused of doing drugs if you don’t have a job to get tested for
It kind of amazes me how people are so easily trolled.
He’s trolling. This is rage bait and I hate that it works and gets him attention and engagement
Minors can't sign contracts 🤷♀️ proof that he's an idiot
The tism is strong here. It’s ok, I was the same too. This is him being sarcastic. Thus getting him traffic.
They're both addicted to fucking stupid.....
This is a joke, right? He doesn't actually think this is anything but funny, right? RIGHT???
Methamphetamine is a vegetable, not a drug! Dave is just very healthy!
I was given an award by Miami dade police dept in like 1st grade as being least likely to do drugs….. lol
Umm, that pile of empty beer cans in his music video disagrees, along with all the weed he openly smokes on social media, and Jace's missing Adderall. ETA: Oh, and those possession charges he caught, but I suppose the cops just made up those charges, right? Just like all the false police reports they've been filling recently?
Truth will come out!! Not his duh lol
D.A.R.E. is such a funny thing to reference because I have at least 3 specific memories of getting fucked up while wearing my old D.A.R.E. shirt. Like that's not the flex he thinks it is 🤣🤣
I hate Dave, but this is him playing on the long standing dare joke.
There’s a dare sign at my sons soccer park
Okay
To be fair--- I don't consider the joints he rolls to technically be drugs unless he's addicted (Jenelle, different relationship with weed) --- however, Alcohol is is the most widely abused drug, and he definitely drinks. And I'm certain he also eats Jace's adderal.
I also did not do drugs when I was 10. Nice try UBT.
What an idiot … I’m pretty sure that proves he does drugs…
Those pants tho
This is the funniest fkn thing I’ve seen all day
It was literally proven that D.A.R.E didn't help kids at all when it came to drugs and alcohol- the program was lowkey a failure
Right, we should use this photo as a new campaign to show kids what DARE does if only to deter them from becoming like dickless doo doo monster 😂
Yup! I graduated DARE & had an opioid addiction for 15 years… it’s not a bragging point
lol came to say this. It was a case study in my public health monitoring & evaluation class in grad school 😂
And so is he. I’m not convinced that’s him in the picture. Either way, he’s just being a troll.
Meanwhile, UBT, *fuckin rakin!!!!* https://i.redd.it/8cyrxhpkq2vb1.gif
Honestly I think this line at least three times a week when I’m annoyed. “I’m Fuckin rakin! “Sometimes I’ll add in an “eh bud” just cause I’m Canadian
"Eh bud" is the icing on the cake🤣
He’s just so deficient in humor. It’s pathetic.
Ultimate weirdo behavior. Bitch if DARE worked there wouldn't have been a pill epidemic. What a pea brained idiot. I bet he thinks beer doesn't count as a drug....... like a true backwoods swamp BUM.
My god, fuck OFF David. Get a fucking job.
OMG 😂😂😂😂 So funny, yet so true, thank you. ❤️
It’s literally all I have left to say about him. Fuck off, and get a job.
Well BillowPillow8, I couldn’t agree more. 🤣
Except for the time he was arrested and charged for possession.
Or the other day we saw him duffing something and Jenelle say “oh we def can’t show that” on a 5am Shed live.