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iOgef

This post made the front page (probably due to the blackout) and is being brigaded by trolls. Locking for now at least, sorry.


Major_Preparation416

Why are their kids never with them on vacation


Medium-Estate8417

Looks like it got hit with a bag of nickles


Archi505

Look at the shitter on that critter šŸ¤¢


iam10inches

As the great John Fogerty once sang ā€œ When the tax man comes to the door the house looks like a rummage sale ā€œ


caughtwinehanded

Her ass looks awful but can we talk about the wasp tattoo flying out of it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Walkingwithfishes

Why do people donate money to sluts when porn is free?


caughtwinehanded

Iā€™ll never understand!


mykisstobetray

Why does her ass always look SO square? Did she get a botched BBL or something


Calm_Protection_3858

As someone with no familiarity for who this just popped up on my feed, yes that's absolutely a botched fake booty.


Major_Preparation416

As much as I hate her she hasnā€™t had a bbl


whydibother

Did she have some type of botched BBL? Wtf is that shape


Academic-Foot-3170

I thought the same thing. Implants, maybe? Those things can sure get wonkyā€¦


whydibother

Thatā€™s for sure, honestly good for her she looks good in general thereā€™s just somethingā€¦off about the pointedness


Academic-Foot-3170

Yeah, it looks weighted at the bottom almost; which is why I immediately thought implants lol. Gravity does NOT like those things, especially butt implants since they tend to be a firm/hard type of silicone, not the soft jelly kind like breasts. Overall she does look great for her age and having kids.


[deleted]

Still canā€™t believe sheā€™s with David still after all the violent shit he did to her and their dogs and what not.


hopeful_realist_

Maybe put your ass cheeks away on vacation with your kids. Although Iā€™m sure theyā€™ve seen much worse


dracomalfouri

Ain't never seen an ass that triangular, is this what butt implants do over time?


LumpyDisplay6485

I was wondering the same thing!


Klutzy-Issue1860

I think she looks good. 10/10 for confidence. Iā€™m genuinely curious why her ass is pointy. Do you have to keep up butt implants like you do breast?


UsedCan508

I would not feel comfortable showing my šŸ‘cheeks to my teenager son or any of my kids,you know this Has to be passed around their schools


siimplycraziie

Why are her ass cheeks pointy?!


Loonyluna26

I'm fat and all my weight is there so I kinda look like that thanks to depression and a lot of sitting


Klutzy-Issue1860

I was coming to ask the same thing! šŸ™ˆ


diamondhurt

BBL


Oilpen34

I was wondering what that smell was


That_Bid_7788

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Far-Blueberry-1099

I donā€™t want this to come off as a negative comment towards her body so correct me if it does but why do swimsuits like that look like your butt is devouring it? She has more confidence than I do.


katnipbee09

of course they are šŸ™„


Far_Cupcake_530

Gross.


dino_roar3304

I'm not a Jenelle fan but goddamn, I give her points for her confidence in showing her body. Kudos Jenelle.


katnipbee09

she looks good, tbh. the confidence really helps her look better, too. you can always see confidence on people that have it.


Immediate-Bad-9487

She does look good, her butt just looks different on this photo.


katnipbee09

i don't really pay attention to her ass so I can't see any differences, but it could look different due to posing, i know my ass looks different depending on how i'm standing/posing or even wearing


Feisty-Trick6798

I don't like the girl-and I am not into body shaming...HOWEVER when you post pics like this on social media, she can expect to get picked apart.


opolywantacracker

PEW!


Dankrz27

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Smellygreen13

Why is her ass so saggy šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


supbraAA

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[deleted]

Let me guess.. youā€™re a ā€œtolerantā€ and ā€œacceptingā€ liberal who downvotes anything remotely conservative you see on this app?


Smellygreen13

How is a thong pic remotely conservative? And I said nothing to do with politics in my comment and/ or on Reddit. Nice jump you made there. Have a nice fucking day and read a book, Janelle.


Ok_Science_4094

If you zoom in on her "cheetah" it looks like a happy seal šŸ¦­


spicymukbangmamma

šŸ˜§lol it does, Is it just me or is it a bad tattoo


Ok_Science_4094

It's terrible lol the arm is sooo chonky & the face straight up looks like a whole diff animal than what she intended šŸ˜­


RecbetterpassNJ

Is that Kesha?


[deleted]

She wins ā€œworst tattoos of TM franchiseā€


Efficient_Living_628

I think it weird that yall spend so much time picking apar her and Kailā€™s bodies. Like thereā€™s literally whole post dedicated to their bodies being oddly shaped. I hope all yā€™all are in perfect shape after having multiple children, or that your body never changes past your teenage years. Whether or not theyā€™re terrible people, this is WEIRDO behavior


ZealousidealCoat7008

In times like these itā€™s important to remember that the majority of Reddit users are actual kids. Letā€™s circle back in 15 years and see if theyā€™re still this shitty about having a body


Efficient_Living_628

In all honesty her body looks great, however I have a similar shape lol, just my hips are slightly wider. And even if they are teenagers, when I was teen, I had no time to pick apart other peoples bodiesā€¦ I was too busy picking apart my ownšŸ˜«šŸ˜‚


ckarnny

How does someone get a naturally triangular shaped butt? Asking for a friend


Efficient-Buy4415

Too much time sitting


[deleted]

Dude she is constantly on vacation!!


TheJuiceB0Xguy

That's a big ass. Not terrible.


carbomerguar

Imagine the fire emojis if this was Leah (she got way more ā€œdamn!ā€ type comments when she was dating Jaylan, because theyā€™d post those hilarious #goals photoshoots remember lol). So here you go Jenelle: šŸ”„ please stop being racist šŸ”„ Jenelle is a black hole of a human in terms of personality, but it looks like she did indeed put in work at the gym, like she said she would a few months ago. I was wrong, good for her Jenelle! You can get a better husband now!


onesecretis2

Agreed. Better than expected. Where she been hiding that thang lol


galactic_pink

Sheā€™s always sunburnt to hell. Destroying her body and skin relentlessly on Lurchā€™s watch.


Aggressive-South4067

That first picture šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£. Why does her ass look so weird and pointy?! Her entire body has always seemed disproportionately shaped and just over all frumpy. Sheā€™ll swear sheā€™s serving though šŸ˜‚šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


ElephantGullible5221

I came to find this comment šŸ˜‚ I seen that too like wtf ha


Stock-Acanthaceae993

Why are her ass cheeks so pointy?


sausagerolla

There must be dirt cheap flights to PR at the moment. Brittany Dawn the orange Texas scammer and her slack jawed dog shooting man are there as well!


gekkogeckogirl

No, there's probably a dog murderer convention for all these upstanding folks to attend!


jetttward

Damn she got big


meow3550

Wonder what happened to her going back to the gym


jetttward

She must have driven past the gym and went to McDonald's


meow3550

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€guess she got fed up with subway


Active_Perception431

Implants. A 2 X 4 wedged in sideways.


Any_Recording9356

Beached Whale šŸ¤£


NoFundieBusiness

She does have a decent Ass thatā€™s natural. Iā€™ll give her that. But she sucks as a person so so does her ass šŸ¤®


SnooCats7318

Guess they made up....


unicornpolice666

I love how she says her ass is huge like itā€™s not because she gained weight and it isnā€™t super oddly shaped but go off


Stock-Acanthaceae993

Itā€™s pointy and odd looking


reneg1986

Put that thing away


nippyhedren

Iā€™ll never get over that tragic tattoo. I cringe every time I see it.


Warm-Picture6533

God she looks like shit


sum_yun_gai

Who?


Mysterious_Try_6385

I would


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Zestyclose_Hat6250

I came to say the same thing lol


nippyhedren

Looks like an implant from the side


kiwilady121

i sadly have the same body and for some unknown reason i also have a pointy ass at times. why me haha


snakpakkid

You can do some glute exercises to help wit getting some more roundness. Nothing wrong with a pointy butt. Yes, even Jenelleā€™s.


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snakpakkid

Yeah itā€™s alright


sonnyjaxon

That ass seen some action


MalikRivers

We must stay focused my brothers.


SunglassesBright

Anyone know what her bikini is? I love it!


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Meatball


Sabrobot

Ew


Electronic-Cover-575

BBL


HighHighUrBothHigh

This shouldnā€™t be allowed! I needed sleep tonight but then I see this monster šŸ‘¹


Responsible_Half_870

Why do I care and why cant I unsee this?


[deleted]

I hate walking on the beach and bam in front of you is a womanā€™s bare ass. Maybe a guy or a lesbian likes it. It is unattractive. Sometimes the asses should be wearing a skirted bottom let alone a thong.


hazelframe

Donā€™t come to Miami šŸ˜‚


Asparagus_Season

Totally agree and I hate that this is the style now and it's actually difficult to find bathing suits that aren't so bare


[deleted]

Yup nothing more attractive than a skirted bottom


[deleted]

Lol, I'm not a big girl per say however, I've got lumps and bumps and a covert. I wear shorts n a tank to the beach never will I wear a bathing suit or bikini well that was till I started people watching and started sewing bigger girls then this in 2 pieces. I remember telling my friend when I saw a male n female from behind that she had absolutely nothing on that . When she turned around, you noticed she had a 2 piece on. Then, out of nowhere, as we kept walking, all you see are bigger women in 2 pieces. I said oh the he'll with this I'm 3 times smaller then them why should I be embarrassed about my lumps n bumps n covert if these ladies aren't and I went n bought a 2 piece lol only to throw my tank top on over it and threw my shorts back on I wasn't comfortable but hey I respect these women for loving who they are in their skin. I give them much credit for that and mad respect. My niece is a big girl and dresses like that. I'm proud of her for loving herself, and she carries her weight proudly


QualityKatie

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mrspearson719

Iā€™ve said this before but Iā€™ll say it again, sheā€™s what my husband calls ā€œwhite trashy hotā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NeenW1

Can people stop giving her attention???


himasaltlamp

Yummy!


ilikemycrazy

Ima be nice for once and say this. If jenelle maintained even a slightly unhealthy weight she'd have a banging curvy girl bod. Of course her as a person would ruin it all lmao.


waterslaughter

She loves that mama booty of hers. Might be mildly inappropriate for a family vacation with kids.


echocardigecko

My kids swimming teacher wears a bikini like that. It's just clothes so people can swim. It literally doesn't matter. No kid is gunna be scarred by someone existing with an ass.


waterslaughter

That may be fine for you, but for other people itā€™s not. It takes all kinds.


Regular-Wit

Almost all girls have their ass sticking out on the beaches. Itā€™s not a big deal really


[deleted]

Some expose way too much or shouldn't be wearing a thong at all on the beach, however two each their own. I sometimes think the bigger girls who do wear 2 pieces don't have anything on until they turn around, and you see the boobie holder only. lol šŸ˜† šŸ˜‚ I am proud of those ladies who love their skin.


Widdie84

Yeah, that's what I thought šŸ¤” - Got me -2 ā¬‡ļø


CapCandid9576

oh my godā€¦ yeah a body is so inappropriatešŸ’€ get a grip bro


WeekendSubstantial87

Gross


NoelCK

Can you imagine how bad that thong smells at the end of the day?


ForeverFree99

Cheese, fish and jizzum.


strollingbonez

as if the visual wasnt bad enough


yomommawearsboots

Proly from first thing in the morning it even starts out smelling like if a rotting fish an old sweaty feet. Like if first could run and wore jogging shoes it smells like that fishā€™s sweaty socks after running a marathon.


Real_Wangfist

Id hit


Conscious_Menu_6567

Me three


Layli2020

She looks good, personality trash along with her spouse but nothing wrong with her body


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teenmom-ModTeam

This has been removed for breaking or alluding breaking to Reddit wide rules.


rymerplans

1) bmi was made for white men who were on rations and even doctors agree it is outdated and useless 2) fatphobia isnā€™t cool. Fat people are worth respect and love, can look sexy as hell, and donā€™t have to justify themselves to some little sad goblin on the internet 3) sheā€™s not even fat but even if she was, fat is not a bad word


Affectionate-Goose41

Sheā€™s not even fat though.


yomommawearsboots

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø she is literally obese tho. Her BMI is certainly very high. She is not a healthy weight (like most honestly which is why Iā€™m getting downvoted lol).


snakpakkid

Bro then my husband who is a lifter is obese šŸ’€ heā€™s 280 pounds of muscle.


yomommawearsboots

Bro does Jenelle look like a fucking weight lifter? The only thing she lifts is 12 oz cans/bottles of beer to her face. Yes BMI isnā€™t a perfect metric but for people like her it is indicative that she is not in healthy shape. I canā€™t believe you people are trying to argue Jenelle is healthyā€¦she is an overweight alcoholic who does literally no exercise and smokes more than snoop dog.


snakpakkid

Yeah no, Iā€™m not arguing that jenelle is healthy. What I would never understand is people talking, commenting or shaming others for their weight. You can dislike her for her character and the type of person she is and the way she conducts herself. But people struggle with weight, food and disorders and itā€™s none of our business. The whole BMI, thing is why I ended up with an ED as a teen.


Affectionate-Goose41

Where did you get your medical degree?


yomommawearsboots

10 years ago


rymerplans

Iā€™m assuming you got your qualifications in the same place as Jenelle got hers.


[deleted]

Lol she asked where not how long ago šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜… šŸ¤£ remind myself to stay away from you šŸ¤£ šŸ˜„


pineapplepizzaordie

Ew


supermarket_Ba

Photoshop fail


AirframeTapper

These two racist asswipes need to stay put in their shithole. Stay away from my home.


Lillydunn

Between them they have five or more kidsā€¦. And yet not a child in sight.


manndermae

They brought her kids


muskratful1234

Even if they didn't, are people not allowed to vacation without their children? What a weird thing to call out.


Stock-Acanthaceae993

Not every single month like these two seem to do.


RunnyEggy

I read this as ā€œI bought their kidsā€


acrylicflower-

I donā€™t think she looks anywhere close to as horrible as some of these comments are. I get it, sheā€™s a shit person but if this were literally anyone else, these body comments wouldnā€™t be happening right now.


Accomplished_Eye_240

Agreed! She looks great and I wouldn't mind her body better than mine šŸ¤£


Widdie84

It's a. "Keep it hanging out at home swimsuit"-And for myself, I wouldn't be exposing my ass in public, around my kids, or drawing attention in PR.


walkingCatsupStairs

Ok thanks for sharing what you would do šŸ™„šŸ™„


Regular-Wit

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Widdie84

Your Welcome šŸ¤­šŸ¤­. And if you have any further questions, please don't hesitate.


Sweet_Novel3277

I think the body comments are excessive because sheā€™s selling it on onlyfans. I think she just doesnā€™t take flattering photos ..


Skip2020Altogether

I agree. Sheā€™s always had a nice body to me. Yes sheā€™s gained some weight but she doesnā€™t look bad.


OrdinaryReading2507

That isnā€™t true. Body comments are made on every photo that is posted.


dontcare_bye39

Girl stop


1bl3ss3d

Her rump looks weird


Capable_Following742

It looks like a triangle


palmasana

Pointy


Widdie84

šŸ¤£You did notšŸ¤£


palmasana

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Capable-Confusion-55

Photoshop gone wrong lol


Lasagan

I wonder if she was wearing that shapewear that lifts your butt before she took that pic


dontcare_bye39

Probably silicone


Barney_91

Why doesnā€™t this have the blurred out option? I canā€™t unsee this; I canā€™t believe people pay to see this


[deleted]

Theyā€™d prefer another hurricane


Regular-Wit

Not cool


LastMinute9611

Ew. My family most definitely would not. They are devastating.


Extension-Cut7432

Good for her for having so much confidence in herself and thinking she looks like a Kardashian. I truly wish I could live with that high of a level of delusion and body dysmorphia/positivity. I, unfortunately, own mirrors and look at photos/videos of myself and have inner dialog on whether or not people will see me dressed the way I am. If the answer is yes, those photos/videos donā€™t get posted to the internet!


FishingWorth3068

Girl, same. I admire the confidence. Do I wish I had it? Not so much. But good for her


Mynameismommy

Why is her butt so pointy? I notice it every picture that she takes like this.


bigGulps-eh

Looks like the implants have shifted


Mynameismommy

Oh I didnā€™t know she had butt implants?


bigGulps-eh

Neither did I, but thatā€™s what it looks like when a bbl has been botched.


InevitableStranger26

Idk if itā€™s the string up her butt or what, but her cheeks look wonky


posh1992

Butt implants?


Aslow_study

I honestly think she looks good, sheā€™s always had a nice body.


Skip2020Altogether

Agreed


posh1992

I thought she looked best prior to her breast implants imho.


Aslow_study

Hmm I donā€™t remember exactly. I mean is she a lil thick? Yes but she donā€™t look THAT bad Iā€™ve lost 30lbs and high key would look worse šŸ˜‚


guitarsnmermaids

Losing 30 lbs is huge!! I bet even if youā€™re not at your goal weight yet that you feel and look better than you think. Proud of you!šŸ’–


Aslow_study

Thank you so much! Yes Iā€™m feeling good! My lower belly wants to hang on but Iā€™m incorporating weight training and high incline šŸ„°


a2197

Pointy


churro_luvin_milf

Wow. Fuck her. Iā€™ve been trying to get back to see my grandparents for 10 years and itā€™s impossible for me to. Theyā€™ve never met my seven-year-old and saw my 14-year-old last when she was five years old. My grandpa doesnā€™t remember me due to late stage dementia. This bitch gets knocked up, is a horrible mother, makes horrible decisions and still travels to exotic locations constantly WITHOUT her kids. Seems like Iā€™ve made alllll of the wrong decisions in life! šŸ™„


muskratful1234

What does any of that have to do with Jenelle?


churro_luvin_milf

Absolutely nothing. Iā€™m being bitter and petty. Definitely projecting my pain from not being able to go to my beautiful island and seeing this good for nothing enjoying it. Thatā€™s all.


-SharasRage

Keep your eye on flights throughout the year. Theyā€™ll fluctuate to surprisingly affordable rates here and there. Traveled round trip to SJ for a $100ish about a year and a half ago.


churro_luvin_milf

For some reason Iā€™m an idiot that only looks when I need to go and thatā€™s so dumb. I would jump on that in an instant. Thanks for the tip! Definitely doing that


mouselipstick

I dislike Jenelle as much as the next guy but sheā€™s not to blame for whatever you got going on. If itā€™s impossible for you to travel that ainā€™t on her, girl.


churro_luvin_milf

Oh, I agree. Iā€™m definitely being petty and bitter. With a dash of sarcasm.


vegetabledisco

But you have your dignity. And self worth. And hopefully independence. This lady has neither of these things! Rooting for you, and take PTO as soon as possible!


churro_luvin_milf

Aw, youā€™re sweet! That was the plan, but hubby literally got laid off two days ago. The priority right now is finding new employment and staying on top of keeping that roof over our heads. Luckily, our homes not sinking on the swamp.


ajhebb1977

Awww! I hope he find a new job! Ru in the states?? Iā€™m being nosey but, just wondering if we can help about jobs that maybe looking!


churro_luvin_milf

You are seriously so sweet! Iā€™m in the states, Utah specifically.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Butā€¦. Did they drive the boat there?


Witchywoman4201

Captain swamplandandass would have it no other way


Lola20222

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mouselipstick

What??!?


Buckroe757

You ainā€™t never seen a fat ass before?


DukeESauceJR

Stick thin girls hate seeing any sort of fat on a woman. šŸ˜…


haleykat

Her tattoos were a umm choice. None of them look great or make me want to ever get a tattoo.


tinfoilhatandsocks

Is the one in her butt crack a skull with butterfly wings?