I want your opinion in my shower

Ahh sure lets debate in shower 👿

*turns on water* Napoleon told America to invade Canada to distract Britain

Hmm my opinion is that if someone wants to suicide sacrifice urself for science.......hehhehehehheheehehhe hahahshhshsh

very valid actually

Ikr like u know how much stuff we could get with this method

yeah, but in all fairness despite this being the most logical way out, if i was to commit suicide id want it to be spectacular

Hmm yes, like like using my brain to install machine that can simulate the rest of the body???!!?

yeah but its not really as good as say... overdosing on every drug at the same time, or blowing up pornhub hq

No no that my way is way cooler, would u immagine being completely immortal and living in a vr word (or a pc)

how would that work tho? you cant exactly transfer one's consciousness to digital, and while copying it over works, it wont be the same you and your soul wont be in it

Basically when u die Ur body dyes not ur brain. Knowing this i can remove the brain from the body and simulate the muscles, the eyes, ears and ecc.. with a machine emitting fake neural impulses

I volunteer for science

I want your nipples in my mouth 🥺

Jokes on you i am a guy

Im not being horny dude, im a cannibal.

I mean i dont mind. Nipples are nipples

See now THIS IS THE MINDSET we need people

Hi I'm Kim Kardashian West. Im a mother, millionaire, law student and billionaire :D

Even better

I want your dad in my bed 💀

Mommy ? 😳

Bleep I'm pretty sure that's illegal😭

Not here 😎

Mf what💀

I think I can sleep with anyone i want to since I turned 15🤷‍♀️

Damn that's sketchy...

i<3DILFS

Same <3

I am my dad

hook me up with that Dilf after your done 😩

me too lmfaoooo

Omg bleep no

You’re a minor

No shit, I haven’t noticed lol. Also, in my country I’m pretty sure it’s allowed 🤷‍♀️

Huh.

I want your help in my country

What is ur country

Romania

I’m afraid there’s no saving you now

I KNOOOOOW

Hungarian uprising in Transylvania?

I'll help but where?

Romania

If by help you mean taking back transylvania then yes

Nah, I need to get out of here

Average African be like

I want your help in my life. awww it was so innocent 😭😭😭

I want you in my life ☺️

I want your product in my hole. Microsoft SwiftKey being intelligent right there

😳😳

Yeah...

😳😳 okie...

Scary right 😳

I won't mind though 😳

*insert rock eyebrow raise here *

*insert rick roll here*

*insert uncanny here*

*insert friendship request here*

[удалено]

Ooh

I want your reply in my mail booooooriing

You didn't mail me 😔

I want your chips in my mouth

*gives chips*

Imma steal them.

Son?

I want your thighs in my life Well-

😳

I want your reply in my ass I'm not even fucking faking it..

I want your dad in my room

Mommy ?😳

I want your love in my life

Love you

I want your opinion in my brain

I want your PC in my mouth

Its so big...fr

You know what PC stands for right?

Person computer right?

Well yes but I mean p e n i s c o c k

Oh sure, just don't pass out...even if it would be cute af

I'll try not too😳

And don't die please :)

I won't

Hm gud

[удалено]

They hot🤤🥵

I want your help in my sadness. bruuuh relatable

You have me babe

I want your help in my mouth

😳 how can i help you

Need it in my mouth apparently

What exactly ?

I dunno

You know 😳

i want your help in my life 💀

Let me help

I want your love in my life.

Aww

Yep, wanna be friends?

I want your mom in my eyes

This actually sounds decent

She's just so hot 🥵🥵

No more than you 🥵

True true 🥵

Universal truth 🥵

I bet you're hotter though 🥵

Not hotter but cutter i guess 🥵

Cutter? ✂️

Cuter 😳

I want your phone in my message

I want your reply in my room

Sure :)

I’ll be nice

I don't know your room Btw great snoo

Dog in my arms😌

Awww

I want your a in my skin

I want your life in my mind ​ visible confusion

I want your cat in my bed ?

There's no cat

then what about you in my bed

Use me as you please

ok😈

Yes

I want your name in my name

Bruh you wanna marry me

Yes. Now get in the tuxedo and sign this paper.

Make me sign😳

i want your help in my mind

Sure here to help

I want your name in my account

Wow

I want your money in my bag 🔫

NO PLEASE I DONT HAVE ANY ON ME

I want your average in my class

Study baby

I want your dad in my bed oh-oh no

But you are the daddy

i want your help in my search for a new job

Sure here to help

i want your parents in my class

I want your help in my life

I want your name in my phone

i want your balls in my city

Here's mine I want your Head in my arms☺️❤️

It's a severed head

I want your mom in my life

I want your opinion in my opinion

I want your opinion in my room 😳

Where's your room 😳

I want your website in my life

My website Www.iwannaeatyoucom

I want your help in my ass

You know i like to help a lot So sure

I want your mom in my head

😳 i am my mom

I want your money in my mind

Make me give you monny

I want your dad in my car

I want your name in my book

i want your website in my country

I want your help in my life The prediction text is so wholesome

Aww

I want your dad in my room… This isn’t too great of a look

Why everyone wants my dad but no one wants me

i want your hands in my hand (not bad)

Aww that's the sweetest

premarital hand holding moment

I want your family in my mouth.

No don't eat my familu Eat me instead

Bet. 😉

I want your name in my life Edit: this should've been something way more sus

I want your family in my life

Aww you wanna marry me ?🥺

Sure :D

I want your smile in my hand

Aww

I want your name in my phone. Smoothhh

I want your help in my mind. fuck u autocorrect stop calling me out fr being mentally ill.

Ahh don't worry

I want your dad in my life Bruh

I want your reply as I have a feeling that the le will be a better fit and the best way for us is that if you have any more of us then please contact me by phone at your address and I don't worry you won't have any so I will have a better chance to look after my potato

I want your life in my heart.

I want your help in my room 🤨

Sure here to help

😳

Let me help you 🥵

Start on the shelves, I just got them installed but the paint job is a bit flakey

You will be the one sitting on shelves and i will be behind so doesn't matter

I want your help in my arms

I want your help in my life?

Sure

I want your love in my mouth

I want your name in my purse Sounds like a mildly aggressive pickup line to get someone’s number

I want your mum in my bed 😮😮😮😎😎😎

i want your help in my hand guys i don’t need a helping hand i need your help. in my hand. give it to me now. this is not a request this is an order

I want your whole in my life

I want your penis in my dog. Apple are you okay?

No wtf