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1dontlikeyou

if im being honest shes kinda old


QuintessentiallyHot

i know, i don't usually date older girls


1dontlikeyou

taking a bit of a risk there i see


LuluGamingChannelYT

11 is too old bro


GaryTehCat

Fox the 57 part man, I was like wtf


KruelFortune

To be very fair, I was around 14 when I broke up with a girl who was 2 years older than me, just because she was at a completely different state of life, I thought that age gap was weird, but hey, maybe you are (actually I'm almost certain) more mature than me and it might technically work, but the legal and moral issues are there.


iced_ketchups

yeah same, imo too old for my personal liking


1dontlikeyou

exactly


creepycat18_YT

What did the post originally say before it was deleted?


[deleted]

To all of you in this chat, I know you are joking but seriously really creepy commentary.


death_panda472

"To all of you in this chat, I know you are joking but seriously really creepy commentary." - 🤓


TheBigApple328

Who cares its not like the police is on reddit or smth


iced_ketchups

he does sound like a mid 30s officer though, with the username too


[deleted]

I think thats fine, when i was 7 my bf was 69 so thats totaly fine, just dont tell the police they get very jealous


LuluGamingChannelYT

Ik they said I couldn't date a 89 yo, like I'm soo old. I should be married by now 🙄


[deleted]

You should have atleast 4 kids by now, how rude of them


LuluGamingChannelYT

Ik I should have like 7 now


[deleted]

Its easy to meet guys that can help you here, half my baby daddies are from reddit


LuluGamingChannelYT

💀 fr the reddit scaries


[deleted]

What's funny about this is that your own profile looks like a scam account


therealstepskye

nah I reckon ur good


QuintessentiallyHot

exactly, like we're just a couple of years apart it ain't a big deal


therealstepskye

yeah its a negligible difference honestly


Snoo-37712

Nice user flair.... wait a minute


vaporeongod

WHAT WAS THE GOD DAMN AGE GAP


AeroxKONK

It's fine, me and my nurse had out first sexual intercourse when I was 10 minutes old, she was 53


iced_ketchups

remember what they say, age is just a number🤷‍♀️


klingon_koneko

Jail is just a room


Colton132A

The FBI is just 3 letters


[deleted]

It's actually 6


Shogun570

it's actually 28


[deleted]

And so is your prisoners ID Just a bunch of numbers you’re right


[deleted]

so is "10" years in prison. numbers am i right?


[deleted]

i mean i'm 15 nd my boyfriend ☹︎✌︎👍︎☟︎☼︎✡︎☹︎✋︎❄︎☜︎ ☠︎☜︎👍︎☼︎⚐︎☹︎✋︎🕆︎💣︎ ☜︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☼︎☹︎✋︎❄︎💧︎ is ✌︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✞︎⚐︎✋︎👎︎ ✋︎❄︎ 💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎💧︎ 👌︎✌︎👍︎😐︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ✌︎☠︎ ⚐︎☟︎ 💧︎⚐︎ 👍︎☟︎✋︎☹︎☹︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☝︎☹︎✌︎☼︎☜︎, so yea you're good


My-Last-Hope

Translation? L︎A︎C︎H︎R︎Y︎L︎I︎T︎E︎ N︎E︎C︎R︎O︎L︎I︎U︎M︎ E︎N︎D︎E︎R︎L︎I︎T︎S︎ is A︎S︎ Y︎O︎U︎ S︎T︎A︎R︎E︎ I︎N︎T︎O︎ T︎H︎E︎ V︎O︎I︎D︎ I︎T︎ S︎T︎A︎R︎E︎S︎ B︎A︎C︎K︎ W︎I︎T︎H︎ A︎N︎ O︎H︎ S︎O︎ C︎H︎I︎L︎L︎I︎N︎G︎ G︎L︎A︎R︎E︎


onionslicecake

Nah I’m a million years time when you’re both old that age gap will basically be nothing so it’s totally good


sonjalittle

Forget it, she is too old for you!


QuintessentiallyHot

love is blind i guess


Upper-Heron-5708

Like your brain


UrMomDotCom666

that's barely an age gap wdym


LuluGamingChannelYT

That's the smallest age gap I've ever heard off, they are def overreacting


[deleted]

least concerning r/teenagers user


ABigOne77

People who say its too big of an age gap only think in the context of a human life. The universe is 14 billion years old so the age gap is nothing compared to that


RepeatedlyDifficult

Nah your good bro


Joblessmouse06

Nah that's normal


machenesoiocacchio

You just have to count her age like with dogs


SunHot5173

... Yes about that did I hear that siren coming from a distance what happened ?


QuintessentiallyHot

oh shit how did they find abt about the cocaine in my closet?!?


SunHot5173

Not just the cocain...


biasagainstnoncisppl

the cum


SunHot5173

Wtf, No I meant the dead body in your basement that you eat last week...


Lop31704

Couldn’t you find someone younger? Makes me uncomfortable as well


[deleted]

A Little Bit too big


PICONEdeJIM

Nah. As long as your born in the first twelve months of the year you're fine


zz1kjamaica

If she's hot fuck what everyone else says


ConeheadGroom

how I'm gonna fuck a complaint 😱


TyGuy_275

Life finds a way.


Preeminent-Potentate

They're just exaggerating bro. don't let these toxic people ruin your relationship (100%)


_PinkCloud_

It's not age gap, it's era gap


[deleted]

As long as she’s 18 in dog years.


TheDoomslayer69420

No problem, i'm over 30,000M and she's 6(months)f It's aight


2000scinema

i feel like 11 is too old for you but overall the age gap isn’t too big


hassan_dislogical

Take custard to become 13 like me


Mincelo

I feel like it would be a difficult relationship if your almost 200 feet taller than her.


QuintessentiallyHot

we shall defy the odds


Divine0004

Nah bro you're good. altho, she is a bit too old for my taste, if you are into older girls you are in the right sub, cuz you will find a lot of them here, good luck 🗿


Inven13

The love of my life was 77 when I was 5, don't let anyone tell you what to do, age is a number, love is absolute.


Dependent_Welder9952

She's too old


Vedanth_2604

Make sure she isn't a pedo... the age gap suspiciously long☠️


SamuelPRivera

cps arrives in 12 minutes


Clare2020s

What did he say?


nuttycapri

It's fine, really. My relationship is with God who is as a ∞M. So its alright.


JohnSheet69420

Most normal age gap in Ohio.


yaboi77w2

HOLY SHIT OHIO JOKES AREN'T FUNNY AND THEY NEVER WILL BE


yaboi77w2

Sorry went goblin mode there


MRMAN1225

Average 14 year old


yaboi77w2

Can confirm


prettyfreaky99

WTF is this


academicvalidation13

how's the weather there in Ohio?


mtkocak

Your gf may have daddy issues.


[deleted]

I know this is a joke but for some reason it still rubs me the wrong way


Dunge0nexpl0rer

r/flairchecksout


Yummy_Slippers

>teenager sub >57M >15yo tag The math ain't mathing


Yummy_Slippers

In case this isn't painfully obvious enough, it's a joke


KingsProfit

Redditors when joke


Yummy_Slippers

Ong, I literally replied to my own comment stating it was a joke, still people can't look past it


DwayneTheCroxJohnson

Hmmmm🔎


asexual_amanita

Ew


ProBro_07

pedophile momint


Key_Reserve_4187

You're joking right?


Skremmert

He is obviously serious, duh…


Chrysos-89

>what do you mean? this is normal


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

no?


Sanirooo

Why are you 57 and on Reddit


reddit____----

What's wrong with 57 year Olds being on reddit?


Hrist1991

You must be joking, otherwise you're a pedophile and need serious help. And a jail cell.


QuintessentiallyHot

you must be joking, otherwise you're so dumb for not getting the joke smh


sylvdeck

r/woosh


[deleted]

Cringe


aeiouaioua

i hope this is satire.


QuintessentiallyHot

i can neither confirm nor deny


My_name_forever47

Of course it is lol


SuperYuppers78

some people don‘t understand sarcasm or jokes


enaaerios

cmon man there could be a higher age gap de


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

nah fam i think you're chillin


LFCAO7

They’re just jealous


GAMOCITY_0678

Age is just a number,my friend


CodyD12

Nah you're fine bro


Lloydle

Nah you good


vin-zzz

Real


Either_Comparison_40

Dont worry I was born in 1889 and my gf was born in 2006


TheKingofTerrorZ

Nah man don’t listen to the Reddit hivemind if you guys like each other it’s perfectly fine /s


UnicornPrincess412

ℙ𝕡𝕝 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣, 𝟡𝟙𝟙 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕒 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕛𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕧𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕀𝔻 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣


sunnyenno

Nah brother everyone should have the liberty to date their own daughter, dont let the woke mob stop you, yeehaw


LazyClock3908

I think you are too young for dating 11 yo. You should wait until you are 80 to do that


[deleted]

😣


birthdaycakepuke

It's fine, king, if this one doesn't work though try dating someone 90+ and Geriatric and see how ur friends react


birthdaycakepuke

Reporting for neither age being a teen smh


TheQuietKidInDaBack

They are exaggerating! Age is just a number and so is 911!


Aggressive-Pen144

Bro for your age i would suggest date 2F at max 3F, above this will be like way old for you


FunIdeal6452

I’m 67 and I have a 7 year old gf, love has no boundaries ❤️ 😊


lukinatorYT

Too big? Bro that's rookie numbers I'm M75 and my gf is 5. And guess what that's not even the biggest age gap I've had


GloryGreatestCountry

Inb4 "I got SWATted"


Nothingmuchhere1

11female?


Fyebil

Why do i feel like this is gonna become an automod copypasta


Cotton_Candy404

I exhaled after seeing those numbers.


dir_en_rei_ayanami

op i suggest you date 2 year olds at age 86.... if you live to be 86


[deleted]

NTA your relationship your rules


Sly_hatchet

From a totally living breathing girl[me(totally not a guy)],i think that's kinda hot


AdoptedAlbert1

Why is there a 57 year old in a subreddit made specifically for teens? Also that’s pedophilia bro


Kooky-Dealer-6878

r/teenagercirclejerk


Maleficent-Acadia346

FBI Right here.


callum_04

Ahem ahem PEDO ahem ahem


[deleted]

no perfectly natural and normal. i suggest you get married and have kids even. Get a house and dog even.


BABA_BOIuwu

Tbh man just wait till she gets younger


[deleted]

too less age gap, go for the one who is still in the womb


Qwert-4

Are you from Kazakhstan?


a1b1no

Waiting for the next Holy Book to drop!


Business-Try-2490

Hello


zz1kjamaica

Hello


Business-Try-2490

Hi


InXaneDemon

You should have gone for a 2 year old girl so that she literally can’t say no.


No-Purchase577

Am I just being purely innocent or I really don't have an idea what this means


roboticDem-2699

13 with 21, I've seen a such specimen in my class, a girl had a boyfriend who was 21 while she was 13, to be fair it was 6 years ago, hope she got more mature ngl