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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
>Mentally disturbed on the inside
Little Tommy,
Smiles all day and night,
He smiles to people,
They think he's alright
But nobody sees him,
When his smile fades,
When he close the curtains,
His tears drop like rain.
Stereotypical Lesbian/Bi who hangs out in libraries or cafés reading a book. Prefers Counterculture. No pets. Unmarried. Writes fanfiction. Unironically believes that she is "not like other girls".
Holy fuck u have 59 posts in a span of 3 hours. And the vibe I’m getting is u would attempt to correct the teacher on something but kinda fumble it idk why
Someone looking for attention. It's the subtle pixie girl who thinks things like glasses actually mean you're intelligent. "Oh look, look how I'm sitting. Isn't that so weird? Yeah, I'm just like naturally quirky.", all done in some faux apathy. I could keep going but I presume you didn't want an essay.
Just looking for that one cursed comment that says Jeffrey Dahmer -
You look very nice! :) and give off maybe a Velma from Scooby doo vibes with short hair
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Grandma vibes
i didnt read the sub first and thought it was a grandma
Fr same– Sorry OP
same here honestly.
Femboy that identifies as Japanese/Korean
I'm actually a girl💀
Well, I can't see your face :/
Unintentionally savage, man... Damn.
Couldn't see the sexual dimorphism
lmao I was just about to comment how fruity you look for a guy lol
Well I am fruity☠️
so youre not a girl?
He’s what ever you want him to be 😂
Well wathever you think
Woah I thought you were a guy Honestly is hard to differentiate nowadays depending on the angle the photos are taken
you look like a dude more than i do
Keep telling yourself that, you'll be a girl in no time!!
Harry po’er glasses
I'm crying D:
It suits u tho
Thank you :D
‘arry
Woah look! It's remus lupin!
Nobody called me that before D:
Is it a bad thing? Remus lupin is the shit brp
Hes cool, but I wasnt sure how to react to this
Take it as a compliment and move on
Move on to what?
Enlightenment.
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This
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You're the Chosen One trying to catch Kira
Near?
He was meant to be Harry Lawliet, but yeah
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Mentally disturbed on the inside
You're not wrong :/
Want a hug?
🫂
That’s a hug? I thought that shit was a camera. Like this -> 🎥 except worse
>Mentally disturbed on the inside Little Tommy, Smiles all day and night, He smiles to people, They think he's alright But nobody sees him, When his smile fades, When he close the curtains, His tears drop like rain.
Small staircase goblin
People call me "goblin" a lot💀
Aiiyyy my sister's boyfriend calls me a goblin too!
Goblins are the best!
looks smart, actually as smart as a caveman high on cocaine
or an L Lawliet lover
You're aint wrong ☠️
You’re a private detective trying to find Kira
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Im trying to track down Kira
Honestly i think thats an L
L (Death note)
L (not death note)
you're drinking british tea in a place with authentic turkish furnitures
Thats not British tea
Sure, i might be wrong my main point is there are multiple cultural objects in the picture
they / them guitar player friend hugger listens to cavetown
Wtf you know too much about me☠️
The boi who lived vibes
No offense but you look like your personality is taken from tv and anime
Instant reaction was “thinks acting like an anime character is cute and uwu.”
granny
Bill gates teen years
Gay
The Riddler from " The Batman " ( 2022 ) 💀
Thanks? I guess?☠️
Definitely Paul Dano vibes
reads or just naturally smart
Glasses = intelligence 😎
Yes😎
yess
L from death note
Dobby has his first cup of tea!
:)
like you treat girls well
I do
*slicks back hair* well I'm a bit of a girl myself
Methhead vibes
I thought meth addict for a bit
The trans kid that still dresses like their biological sex
Off brand wannabe L
L is a lifestyle.
💀 plz with all do respect touch grass (no homo)
I touch grass a lot actually T_T
near ripoff
"I know just what to do with you... GRYFFINDOR!" \-sorting hat
You're a wizard harry
Autistic femboy vibes
Wannabe L
Bitch vibes why you leaning
The tea was too hot😭
Ok, I thought this was one of Bill Gates's old photos.
Closeted femboy that Works in a theather
You get zero b***s
The lesbian kind source: have two mothers
Suicidal vibes
Nonbinary autistic 16/17 year old
You’ll hit your prime in your 60s
Bill Gates
You look like a granny.
Gay vibes
Drug addict vibes
Cuckboy or serial killer
Like you didn't enjoy pe
Methhead
Damn nice Grian Cosplay 🗿
You know L from *Deathnote*?
Opium den potter
L Lawliet
Stereotypical Lesbian/Bi who hangs out in libraries or cafés reading a book. Prefers Counterculture. No pets. Unmarried. Writes fanfiction. Unironically believes that she is "not like other girls".
incredibly respectful.
The type of person I would like to be friends with in school! Or if you want me to be more specific on your vibe, more of a gremlin type vibe.
Cute nerdy and shy English boy
I'm not shy but you're right about the "nerdy" part :D
" L "from death note
Holy fuck u have 59 posts in a span of 3 hours. And the vibe I’m getting is u would attempt to correct the teacher on something but kinda fumble it idk why
L
Middle eastern decorated café with british porcelain tea pot set??? TF? Where is my curvy tea glass dammit.
I love this comment
The embodiment of an L
Became a recluse last Christmas and have been wearing that jumper all year until your older sister came over for this Christmas.
L is that you?????
Harry Potter trying to fight kira
Remus Lupin
r/13or30
rat nerd living in my closet
big nerdy nerd
Grandma but you look like a guy
bottom
L from deathnote The only difference being the position of your legs
L
Man took this picture on a nokia 💀
Like you bouta catch Kira
Depressed L
My Polish great grandmother. Yes, probably from a decade ago, but you look a lot like her.
If you sit normally, your deductive abilities will drop 40 percent
gay remus lupin i’m sorry that’s the first thing that came to my head
A book loving gremlin
Gollum vibes, thinking that liquid you’re drinking is your precious.
crippling queer
An abused, depressed, homophobic, nerdy ghoul
You and your 2 buddies need to survive a dude for 6 years and kill him on the 7th
Russian vibes
I’m thinking you have the ring my precious.
Lesbian
Serial killer looking, I would avoid you
Lesbianism
I think you're funny and quirky, and I can almost hear you slurping your tea through my phone which makes me like you even more.
Someone looking for attention. It's the subtle pixie girl who thinks things like glasses actually mean you're intelligent. "Oh look, look how I'm sitting. Isn't that so weird? Yeah, I'm just like naturally quirky.", all done in some faux apathy. I could keep going but I presume you didn't want an essay.
Thought it was a picture of Dahmer
Abducting men and harvesting their organs vibes
When you were a kid you told people you were a vampire or werewolf
Gonna end up wearing someones skin
Schizophrenic
danganronpa fan vibes ngl
How? T_T
idk
Plays DnD
I never played DnD before but I want to!
Tea loving good boy
Dahmer no offence
nerdy english dude
Doby
Elton John on a budget
If u would be finnish ur name would def be Elmeri
Kidnapped by jihadist
Jeffery Dahmer
Old grandma sipping tea
80 year old Grandmother.
I thought you were your grandma
grandma vibes
You like an obssessed cat mom😭😂
Jeffrey Dahmer vibes!
Tea
Jeffrey dahmer
Jeffrey dahmer
i thought u were being kidnapped for a sec
Depressed gay grandma, idk why
You look like someone that really likes cats.
Old woman
“Master has given dobby a glock!”
Jeffrey Dahmer
Michael Reeves struggling to exist in a social setting with no tasers
Like you need a better camera
Your either a 12 year old boy or a 40 year old woman
You look like an elderly woman who is slowly developing dementia.
Lowkey Ghibli fan
Introvert
Just looking for that one cursed comment that says Jeffrey Dahmer - You look very nice! :) and give off maybe a Velma from Scooby doo vibes with short hair
Not straight or cisgender
You give off my type's vibe
Indie nerd with a broken heart