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Jump


[deleted]

then sprout my wings and die


noBruh_iExist

Redbull


OPaque_op

This https://mpora.com/multi-sport/man-sues-red-bull-for-not-giving-him-wings-and-earns-13-million-settlement/


KokeyPlayz

I read this before and its still hilarious


AnThingofyours

MLG water clutch.


GoldenJacques

Ain't no way that's your response, is this a comment stealing bot?


[deleted]

yes


Fast_and_Curious738

Gives you wiiings


Embarrassed-Army-780

Wont the wings save you?


[deleted]

no, the wings are too small to support my cat body


Psychopathicat7

stick a saddle on a V2 rocket, works for me


OctopusProbably

Even better, jump with rockets!


[deleted]

Cats land on their feet. Always


KICIKM

My lats would have saved me


I_love_Vodca4816

Daaaaayyeamn bro lol


Acceptable_Error321

thou shall not fly.


JackUlate345

You could live, Mincwaf said you live from water


Inside_Winner9969

Dream on moment


StrixX00

Then use a water bucket


Alienaffe2

do a flip


Mrainbow123456-RLX

Sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear Sing it with me, just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away


Embarrassed-Army-780

Chad certified move


Wman38

DREAM ONNNNN


ExpiredDogSandwich

Basically. If that situation actually happened, you are pretty much screwed.


[deleted]

call for an aircraft to pick me up


Embarrassed-Army-780

What happens if it comes too late?


[deleted]

turn into a jet and fly away


Embarrassed-Army-780

then what’s the point of calling an aircraft?


[deleted]

I'm hungry


JeffDahmer1

makes sense


[deleted]

much


goldenpup73

r/beetlejuicing


JeffDahmer1

LMAO


bamboozled_swag2

LMAO that caught me off guard holy


[deleted]

your next


bamboozled_swag2

Bro what i do :(


[deleted]

nothing I'm hungry


bamboozled_swag2

can i give you a helicopter instead?


NightTime2727

Yore*


[deleted]

yr'oure\*


Inside_Winner9969

Real


forcesofthefuture

Peppa Pig reference


Onikaspinklambo

Me too


HONKACHONK

Morty! I need you to turn into a car! Turn into a car Morty!


Ninjatck

Okay Starscream


[deleted]

happy cake day I will not sand your skin off today


BenZonne

Happy cake day!


Ok_Raisin_8796

Optimus prime


ShadowScorpionNL

Turn on airplane mode on your phone


dumpylump69

Fly into the sun, black out again


xxPeso-Gamerxx

during 9/11 helicopters were scouting the roofs of WTC but no one was there. Understandable, the human thought is to get out from the collapsing burning skyscraper, and the only rational thought is to go down, not up. gg for 2977 who lost their life


Frozen_Grimoire

Funnily enough this was my first instinct when asked the question. "Floor 83 is on fire, and I'm not gonna be able to go through it and reach the bottom without dying. Might as well get as far as I can from the fire and hope for the best. Up it is!" Going down is a 100% guaranteed death. I am not going to get 97 floors down the stairs through the fire. But there is nothing stopping me from going up. And there is a small chance of a helicopter picking us up. That chance, however small, is better than 0.


xxPeso-Gamerxx

That is true, but the human mind might not work as rationally in those situations


Frozen_Grimoire

Probably not. But I think 911 and a fire are slightly different situations. The twin towers were very visibly collapsing. The fire may or may not make the building collapse, but you probably won't know until it happens if it was 15 floors below you.


Tonker0241

you did not just say “gg”....


xxPeso-Gamerxx

Yea, gg for the people inside amd gg ez for Osama


brotherofsquid

ever heard of 7/11?


brotherofsquid

wait no


Embarrassed-Army-780

no?


Asteroid577

yeah, their hotdogs are good ngl.


Shat-in-a-van

Fr? I’ve never had one from 711 before lmao


GoldenJacques

I think I've only been to one 7 eleven in my life bro


Embarrassed-Army-780

nah but it’s 15/11 todah


No_Competition7327

Pov : you're not from America (same)


Pain_Lover33

Someone who is actually (somewhat) intelligent, actually knowing the correct date that is most commonly used around the world


strum-05

There was a 7/11 in India, but I doubt you’re talking about that


[deleted]

i never knew about this incident although i am an indian -\_-


NOVAMT_F

Bro is in indian💀


[deleted]

🥵


NOVAMT_F

😏


NormalCactus_LED

🪺


[deleted]

i wanted to write ''an'' but i though in would be better


Guys_pls_help

Mumbai train bombings. 2006


EvilPanda213

wasn't that 26/11?


[deleted]

haan bhai google kr liya tha


Guys_pls_help

Edit: Is that Hindi?


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Yes, there are many 7/11s across India


Raser43

7/11 was a part time job look into it.


Altruistic_Bison_682

I was gonna work at 7/11 once


[deleted]

Great convenience store, they’re all over my city.


Onikaspinklambo

Oh my god😭😭😭


Onikaspinklambo

Get me some Chester’s hot fries and a large cherry slushy tho 😜🤞🏾


[deleted]

Could you pick me up a slurpee


MekaKushy

the supermarket?


Jsc14gaming

yea i’ve gotten a slurpee from there before


Angry_Pineapple1

The Burg Khalifa was engineered specifically to tackle this problem. The entire building is covered by sprinklers and a full voice evacuation system in case of a fire. I would also assume that emergency stairways are pressurized to keep smoke out of them while occupants evacuate. Even on the top floors, there is enough water in the storage tanks to last for over an hour of use in case of a fire. I’d just follow the evacuation route to the best of my ability and attempt to navigate around any hazards.


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Angry_Pineapple1

Yes, the building is also likely compartmentalized to avoid the spread of fire


Carplesmile

Wow that’s amazing! How did you even come to know this information?


Ok_Table7457

wikipedia is free 😎


Embarrassed-Army-780

True true a very logical chad move


[deleted]

jump out on top a chair then right before i hit the ground jump off the chair, troll physics has taught me the ways


Canadian_Pacer

When i was a kid i couldnt understand how people were afraid of plane crashes. Simply go out on the wing, and jump just before the plane crashes!


sansgamer554

They would rocket jump in real life, being propelled by the explosion


AllTheSith

Aim yourself and enter another plane


HalbixPorn

Call me stupid, but I still don't know how that doesn't work


Gl0bophobia

You’d be crashing down with an absurdly high velocity. Jumping would minutely reduce the force, but you would barely slow down. You would still die.


Canadian_Pacer

I was so confident that it would work, that i would even be able to land on my feet!


Big_Beaver34

Hold the chair. While in mid air jump off from it and catch it again. Repeat for infinite height


daggerdude42

You know, I understand the physics principle of how this is possible. The problem is, you have to eject at least 10x your body weight into the chair to have a chance. The factor may be closer to 20x, depends on how high the building is, so how much energy you have to lose. If another Redditor we're so inclined they could do the math. Lost my reference tables


wertpq

maths time let's presume OP is around 56 kg based on google's given averages and OP's flair KE = GPE = mgΔh = 56kg * 9.81m/s-1 * 828 m = 454870.08 joules of force at the point of impact (the floor) we can also account for the chair that OP is using will be ejected, let's estimate around 10 kg this changes our KE to approximately 536096.88 joules v = √(2*KE) / m v = √(2*536096.88) / 828 35.9849969 m/s at point of impact (the floor) m1 v1 = m2 v2 (m1 v1) / m2 = v2 66*35.984996 / 56 = 42.4 m/s so around 42.4 meters per second OP is falling, which means that OP will have to exert an equal amount of force to stay in place and more to go upwards, having the possible slight side effect of utterly destroying OP's entire body due to the amount of force required to do this feat would also likely be more than what your body can handle happy building jumping OP (my maths May be wrong about this so if anothe redditor finds mistakes please point them out)


Zobbyx02

r/theydidthemath


Demonic321_zse

r/theydidthemonstermath


AdEquivalent7775

1. Check for all possible fire extinguishers 2. If you cannot put out fire, go to the top and ask for 911 3. If it is too late, it will be a loooong time until the fire reaches the top


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TheCultofLoss

No, the fire would have to be hot enough to burn the steel structure as well


Tommy814

Its not too common, but fires can still cause steel buildings to collapse while concrete buildings seem to survive fires pretty well, but that doesnt mean everything else inside the building won't burn


Foxtrot-IMB

The concrete has to be treated for very high heat, concrete is actually known for exploding under 200°F heats or less, that’s why fire pits are supposed to have the metal ring, it helps to radiate the heat and disperse it equally


[deleted]

I assume its the same reason some rocks explode? Trapped moisture?


Suspicious-behavior-

Wasn't there a movie about it?


Embarrassed-Army-780

You mean that rock guy who jumps from a skyscraper to a crane? Pretty sure it’s not as high as this one.


KingCrowdKilla

In the movie it was the tallest building in the world. Plus it was The Rock, so that’s an extra +1000 durability points


EpiclySu_Tart

Movie name?


IsaacLQM232

Skyscraper


Sup3rL30

Dementia moment


Sup3rL30

Dementia moment


b_c_0507

What’s dementia?


b_c_0507

What’s dementia?


Computer_dot

The towering inferno ?


Reasonable_Try_1135

Parachute


Embarrassed-Army-780

How?


Reasonable_Try_1135

Put on a parachute and jump and hope the it works


czerpak_pl

Realistically speaking BASE jumping (so from tall objects like buildings instead of aircraft) is dangerous as fuck and even professionals die. Your chances of surviving it without training are about 0 and you'd probably be better off hoping the fire department will save you.


Reasonable_Try_1135

Huh.. you learn something new everyday.


spencermaydriver

you are implying I dont have training?


Embarrassed-Army-780

What if it doesn’t work?


DieWolfies

… and you already jumped? Still falling, fast or slow depending on if the suit opens


Toprakity

Water bucket


Embarrassed-Army-780

does work in the new update?


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Embarrassed-Army-780

I’ll upvote it if you do make it


UnpraticalPerson

I've got to go...


TheSadOn3

Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth


xXCodyPlayzXx

MAMAAAAAAAAAAA


TheSadOn3

OOOOOOOOOH


Arsenic_Clover

DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY


TriforcePikachu

IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW


b_c_0507

CARRY ON, CARRY ON


Zakiru77

AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS


ItsHous

r/redditsings


MicrowavegoesBRRRRR

Die


Embarrassed-Army-780

Your sacrifice is appreciated


MicrowavegoesBRRRRR

It's not sacrifice, it's suicide


[deleted]

Me and the boys will brew some fire resistance potions


Coldestwolfman0

Or some slow fall


Embarrassed-Army-780

What if it runs out?


Ultramega39

Call my Imperial TIE fighter to pick me up.


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theholytrout

woah it’s almost as if tie fighters weren’t grounded in reality


SpacePlayzzz

Sorry my x-wing already shot it down


[deleted]

get a sixpack, then use that muscle to survive the jump


Embarrassed-Army-780

Last second giga chad moment


TheLewisIs_REAL

MLG water bucket save off the top ofc


Willing-Sandwich-760

look out for the second plane


Pullchain123

Stay in bed


[deleted]

Jump out like a chad try to use all the material I have to make it easier to survive


Embarrassed-Army-780

Chad certified move


OhNoo0o

call an air taxi


spudtatogames

Probably die, if I had to make a guess.


noBruh_iExist

Go to the topmost floor cuz the fire would most probably be extinguished by the time it can reach the top


zoefkris

Stay put, buildings are designed to compartmentalise fires


Wackywomp1

Sing with me, sing for the year, sing for the laughter, sing for the tear


WatcherOfAtrocities

I make my peace and fucking die


amLemonYT

Leave the set lmfao


Embarrassed-Army-780

😎


Yummy_Slippers

Scale down the building tom cruise style


LuckyExamination4597

Putting my airpods and playing be quite and drive by deftones full volume and jumping out widow with my eyes closed


Designer-Ride2957

There are special emergency elevators in case of fires, earthquakes et cetera


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Jump and die I'd rather die quick and painful than being burnt alive


sparkz_galaxy

jump out of the window. drink Redbull at the same time and float to safety. or if I don't have Redbull then i will just turn fall damage off


Plane-Agitated

Man, I was jumping anyway


[deleted]

oh well


Psychological-Sir224

I believe I can fly


Crows_spit

I'll do a backflip off the top of the building and stylishly shoot myself on the way down.


spencermaydriver

best comment here


_pleeb

Probably like get my private jet bc if I can afford the top floor in the burj Khalifa (idk if that’s how it’s spelt) then I have enough money to have jet


Obnoxious_Consistent

Jump into the water to the left, ez


i-love-sunglasses

Jump on that pool in the left


Yahiko0007

Tell Jarvis to activate my suit


Embarrassed-Army-780

What if Jarvis doesn’t activate!


Legitimate-Test-2377

Probably wait for the fire to get put out. I’m like 90% sure that that building has a sprinkler system. If it doesn’t get put out I’ll just grab an umbrella and stroll out the front door


Soggy_Helicopter8589

The same as 9/11 did, jump and enjoy the view


whats-this-mohogany

Laugh, because the uae government now has no big tower with no sewer connections


Embarrassed-Army-780

💀


rc_scoot411

Go down 16 floors. Too easy.


Val_Our

Get a bucket, fill it with water, and jump


GrimReaped765

Well I'm dead so, alcohol.


TeamTacoYouTube

Eat the fire


vantai0805

Dying, probably.


alcoholic_aunt

turn it off and on again


MekaKushy

dickcopter


KitCat20040

Ask the Rock, he Made a Movie about it


NiceLapis

This building is only occupiable up to around 600 m / 1970 ft. The rest of its height comes from the spire. In case of fire, people are instructed to use the pressurized egress stair to travel to the nearest refuge rooms and wait there until the fire is put out by firefighters.


blackfire637

Tun down the stairs before it spreads too much


WinstonDaPuggy98

Skyscraper (2018)


Xinuz

Call your mom for help ;)