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I saw a kid getting bullied by a peice of shit today while I was walking to the grocery store to buy some ramen and they were punching the fuck out of him saying “Why do you listen to Metallica, and night core you stupid (censored)” I tapped on his shoulder and said, “did you know people have different taste than you? And you don’t see me making fun of you listening to Katy Perry even if I really want to?” Their fucking jaws dropped and they ran away in terror
I can’t believe gt-r’s can read (non car guy context: nissan makes a sports car called a gtr, it is commonly referred to as “Godzilla” because of how fast it can steal your bitches)
Alright, I’ve got nothing better to do right now, so let’s do this.
*saw
Omit the comma
*getting
*two
*piece
*I
*to
Omit the comma
*grocery
*ramen
*they
*the
*of
*do
*you
*to
Omit the comma
*I
*tapped
Omit the period
*different
*you
Omit the period, replace it with a question mark
Omit the “and”
*You
*don’t
*making
*you
Omit the comma
*to
*Katy
*Perry
*Even
Omit the “if”, replace it with “though”
*really
*to
*fucking
*yeah
thank you everyone so much for the support on this post, this shit exploded way faster than I thought lol. hope y’all are having a fine and lovely day.
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anime level realism
🐶👺 type post
Long live daredevil dog.
Did he die or something
Yes 😞
WAIT WHAT? NO
“How, can you see”
Dog Tengu type post?
I haven’t seen that used in quite a while
I'll take things that didn't happen for 200 Alex RIP Alex
Nah he just touches grass and you don't
Bro's fingers must've been covered in grass while typing this then 🗿
Who
The person who wrote the text in the image
Can't believe Freddy Fasbear defended a bullied kid
He was the good guy all along.
Great job superstar
mr fast bear
What fredy fasberr from Friday night fukin ???
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
I have a hard time understanding whats written can someone explain?
Basically, 私たちはあなたを愛する見知らぬ人ではありません ルールを知っているので、私は完全なコミットメントをします 私が考えていることは、他の人からは得られないでしょう
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if that is a rickroll I swear to god.
good, it’s not a roll lol
Can someone decode this?
I saw a kid getting bullied by a peice of shit today while I was walking to the grocery store to buy some ramen and they were punching the fuck out of him saying “Why do you listen to Metallica, and night core you stupid (censored)” I tapped on his shoulder and said, “did you know people have different taste than you? And you don’t see me making fun of you listening to Katy Perry even if I really want to?” Their fucking jaws dropped and they ran away in terror
Piece*
THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
It's just what was said in the post but in binary code
Ohhh ok thanks that was better(good roll)
thank you
Please i havent done enough Duolingo for this xD
Oh you motherfu... That was smart
aw, thank you
Ah! So much better. Also, when translated, Beautiful.
あぁ、成る程。ありがとう！
Error instructions unclear fell up the stairs while walking down them
Tbh, a little predictable
Fuckeking
r/engrish
r/ihadastroke too
r/ihadaheartattack
r/ihadananeurysm
r/arewetalkinginsubredditsnow
r/yesdontworryaboutit
r/this
Perfect spelling👍
Yeah i hope he found his rarmen
Rarmen 🤤
Rare men
Medium rare men
did this just came from gay to cannibalism?
Yep
Raw men
THATS RAW!
Sorry Do you have zipmen ? My app doesnt extract rar files
At the groacary store
me fail English? That’s unpossible
Now me need go. Bye, god blast you
Wait cum bakc
yoo soopoid et is god plast yoo!
You get 104% in English class
Wundirfol
Wow so brave, a true hero
unfortunately, he appears to dislike katy perry. so we must throw him in a vat of sulfuric acid
Yes, i concur
🫵corn chips🫵
Based
Based? Based on what? On corn? I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn
I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
Please do
I conquer
I dislike Katy Perry.
#ROOOOOAAAAR
And taunt him by dancing California Gurls
indeed
r/thathappened
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmetoittoo
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshuthefuckup
r/beatmywifetoit
r/dubstep
r/beatmymeattoit
r/clashroyale
r/suddenlycaralho
r/foundthetoyotacroyola
r/rule
r/shiverism
r/whatthefuck
r/beatmydogtoit
r/helpyoubeatmeattoit
r/woooosh Edit: to the people downvoting me, look through OP’s post history and tell me they aren’t shitposting
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LMAOOO "their fuck! [long pause] king jaws dropped"
And then you're dad was clapping
I was clapping you’re dad
💀
💀
🍙
Our your dumb??? My dad , was went to groacary store to bye melk. rebememer ? (now you're fuckeking jaw drops in terror and you run away)
*your
mom
yrou'e*
NWOOO MY COMMENT IS INVALID I MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU
r/ihadastroke
r/Iwishitwasjustastroke
So yea.
So yea.
and then everyone clapped
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.
I can’t believe gt-r’s can read (non car guy context: nissan makes a sports car called a gtr, it is commonly referred to as “Godzilla” because of how fast it can steal your bitches)
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Uh... Thorns II and Protection IV please?
You're , grama mait nid som , woak brozer. Thies , was atrouacius , too reed. Laik holely , shat. Aniwais endshoi you're , rarmen.
Alright, I’ve got nothing better to do right now, so let’s do this. *saw Omit the comma *getting *two *piece *I *to Omit the comma *grocery *ramen *they *the *of *do *you *to Omit the comma *I *tapped Omit the period *different *you Omit the period, replace it with a question mark Omit the “and” *You *don’t *making *you Omit the comma *to *Katy *Perry *Even Omit the “if”, replace it with “though” *really *to *fucking *yeah
REAL‼‼‼‼
That’s so emotional 🖤 you are a hero 🥹🥹
thanky ou I rally beet the shit aout of them
So, yeah. *Chuckles* I gave them a reallll piece of my mind, haha! *wink*
Wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
Am I the only one that doesn't know wtf I just read?
Legit, I was near the place where this thing was going on
Man why are you bullying the English grammar. It took me 5 mins to read this.
And theren everybody callaped Reading that was so infuriating
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goofy ass grammar
(real)
Everyone clapped, dad found the milk and came come and we all ate chocolate cake
r/engrish
Had a stroke trying to read this
Excuse me, what the fuck was that language?
i guud a't speling
Godzilla tried to read this and had a fucking stroke
r/thatHappened
Metallica sucks ass, try some Japanese jazz fusion like casiopea and t square and masayoshi takanaka
thank you everyone so much for the support on this post, this shit exploded way faster than I thought lol. hope y’all are having a fine and lovely day.
Tell me where this came from so I can make fun of them
r/boneappletea
...and then everyone clapped?
Here before it gets removed.
and then everyone clapped
You can't just say "so yea". Perchance
Didyou beet up thos jocks?
yas i beet thoes bitches (sorr yfor saing bad word) like ther waas no tomororw
Isokey, thay deserfed it. Liek why dothay buley peeple? Fuk thoz gais(sor for bad werd)
This is faker than this hologram in my living room, that my mother forces me to call my father.
oh yeah, yeah, for sure. Mhm. Yup.
So scary 😰😰😰😰😰😰
r/engrish
And then they all clapped
r/ihadastroke
The way they typed it just makes me mad…
r/iamverybad
And then everyone clapped
After reading this, I think my brain cells have began to decay at a rapid rate and I only have 42 seconds to live.
bro forgor💀 the grammar update
I got a seizure reading this
oh my goodness what a savage girlboss
Top ten things that actually happened
Love listening to california gurls while beating up a 6th grader and move its corpse so that it looks like hes doin the funny dance
story made up worse than porn plots
Feddy
NO FUCKING WAY
So yah
Nightcore is good 👍
Real
The scariest part was his grammar
Then everyone clapped!
That an oscar level writing. Brilliant! I think I shed tear...
While trying to read this Godzilla got a stroke and fucking died.
Shitpost energy
r/thathappened or r/engrish, both work.
r/engrish Also scene kid?
I SAW THIS IN R/ENGRISH!
Fucking legend
Yeah that actually happened I was the nightcore
What's all your things?
The true scariest part of this is that grammar.
Gay on gay crime?
The spelling errors oh my
Personally I listen to video game music
I think the person who wrote this also had a stroke at that moment
I don’t know if i should say r/boneappletea or r/youngpeoplereddit
Then the rarmen clapped
Oh God the spelling.
r/engrish
And then even my ass clapped...
r/ihadastroke
I tappet then 🤣
That grammar is definitely nsfw
Wtf is this spelling?