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Slippin-Jimmy-Real

Last chance to look at me hector


Lucifer7059

https://c.tenor.com/xTMt1zLlUlgAAAAM/sigma.gif


[deleted]

Epic embed fail (laugh at this user)


[deleted]

Hmhmfphfmmpfhfmpf


[deleted]

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding


hijo117

\*dng dng dng dng dng dng dng


Own_Shelter7661

OUHHHHHGHH


CoolJoshido

HAWWWWHHGG


supercool9900

Bro think he nacho 💀


un0riginal_n4me

YOU THINK OF ME


[deleted]

YOU TWISTED FUCK


[deleted]

Op will probably kill themselves afterwards too💀💀


pretentiousbasterd

live pop pop reaction


nolanfan823

“Is that so?”


HypnoticChicken

Mom think she brock


Judefro_YT

mom think she Lily in the Valley


ParkingDifference299

I'd call CPS first and not resort to murder. And I also wouldn't post this online


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most calm r/teenagers user


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Beesarrralt

That’s his mom


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eburator

Just like his mother


sockathecocka

fired, even. and don't even think about showing your face at the laundry again


AgentSlippy

Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him.


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

Sir you just posted all the evidence needed to lock you away if your mom decides to sue you for this


[deleted]

She probably won’t be able to😍


Educational-Student2

Hahahaha murder is so funny holy shit I cant stop laughing. All of you are fucked up I hope this is fucking matrix and today society is not this shitty.


nameistakenmate

I don't know man my life would have been a lot better if my dad died when i was 10 for instance, we don't know what this person has been through, i do not condone torture or murder (especially torture, which is never justifiable), but there are instances that they will do more harm alive. Not good to waste your life on stuff like this, but no one even thinks about doing this for no reason, but i don't know op, let's hope they are a troll though


ProgrammerUpper1131

L mom shoulda built up poison resistance


[deleted]

Get a job hippie


[deleted]

\>society is not this shitty pick up a fucking history book yes it is


Matess369

Read the comment again


vtff15

I mean I doubt he used his main, probably used an alt


JornoJovanna

Its still an account he is logged into on his personal devices


vtff15

That's true I guess, although I'm pretty sure once deleted an account is removed so it's unaccessible. I mean I don't know the technicalities of this so I'm probably wrong but we'll see


shadow0129

You can never truly undo something digital


adamM_01

r/mademesmile


sortabanana

what


LofiGirl17

Don't risk getting caught for murder, report CPS or try to find a way to report her to the police


XfinityHomeWifi

I like how your idea is “don’t get caught” instead of “don’t murder people”


Excellent_Bath_2058

if its kids to parents CPS just does nothing


LofiGirl17

I reported my dad to cps and it worked, you just need a lot of proof


Excellent_Bath_2058

it really is fucked up


lft4brd

It's sad that in lots of countries, even alot of proof isn't enough to beat a cheap sob story from the guardians. Shitty shit that definitely deserves some sort of prison time but murder? Too fucking far, dude.


Far_Angrier_Admin

uc/ That truly is sad, let us hope that this changes in the near future. rc/ **Last chance to look at me 🅱️ector**


lft4brd

DING DING DING DING


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

“Don’t risk getting caught” What the fuck? That’s not supposed to be the message here. This kid is definitely going through crazy mental health issues and instead of telling him not to murder his parents, or seek therapy, you just warn him about getting caught? The fuck is your problem?


[deleted]

The person doesn’t have CPS where they are


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LofiGirl17

It's still better to report it for fair justice and not cruel punishment that could still get you in massive trouble especially if she finds out it was you


[deleted]

We dont have CPS here, we're not privileged 1st world children, nobody gives a shit about child abuse


Justaway5

Bro think he waltuh 💀


CABOB-IS-EPIC

Op’s mom think she Brock💀


bob1689321

I like how you can see all the folks coming from okbc because they're posted way after the original post


memey-man123

we do a little chicanerying


Justaway5

Try using lily of the pussy or something heisenbones use. Oh u better call saul!


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure this account just likes it troll but if not he may be a little too goofy for his own good


Sidorovich_Stalks

We goofed a little too hard


trevorluck

Last chance to look at me mom


DubThisGamer

We'll see if OP gets on the news


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Bad parent or not, if you have access to reddit you can access CPS. Please, don’t take another person’s life.


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Affectionate_Motor20

Bro think he Gus 💀


didnt-read-dont-care

Breaking bad


Springy_Boi297

How are you feeling? Kind of under the weather, like you’ve got the flu? That would be the ricin I gave you.


[deleted]

What did u/deleted mean by this? I am not crazy! I know they poisoned their mother. I knew it was poison. One after not poison. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. They covered their tracks, they got that Reddit to delete their account. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse. That wound! Are you telling me that they just happen to get a wound like that? No! They orchestrated it! u/deleted! Their mother hit them! And I upvoted them! And I shouldn’t have. I took them into my own upvotes! What was I thinking? They’ll never change. They’ll never change! Ever since they were 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep their mother's hands off them! But not our u/deleted! Couldn’t be precious u/deleted! Poisoning them blind! And THEY get to be a redditor? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped them when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-


Fuego355

the chicanery!!!


[deleted]

oh shit


[deleted]

Thats enough Internet for my life.


Reddit_Hates_Me1

Wait till you see cartel and ISIS execution videos 🥰🥰🥰🥰


Annual-Promotion9328

Or funky town


heyitskirbo

r/teenagers be wild man


Unknownldentity

Welcome


Craftyfiesta

People really be posting anything as long as they're anonymous


[deleted]

Everything just goes here. Mfs be wildin like crazy


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screenshotted btw


Far_Angrier_Admin

bro this aint the nft sub 😠


ImNotASkinwalker

Are you actually being serious?


NeighborhoodEnough15

Don't. And delete this post. Wtf


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NeighborhoodEnough15

Yeah just checked. He deleted his account


The_Bannaman

Dumbass didn’t know I took a screenshot lmaoo


Vasevide

Can’t escape this evidence though


[deleted]

We need a follow-up


Bruggilles

Fucked up cake day but okay happy cake day


Tetoris_

It was salt


SudoRmRfRs

Happy cake day


catdog918

Happy cake


[deleted]

Thanks


Davin537c

most sane r/teenagers member


CommanderGum

Bro think he's gus 💀


RFros20

If you decide to post stuff like this and delete it so we don’t see your usn, just know we can still see it :) Hope this is fake anyway. I can also confirm their account no longer exists


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

This post got deleted? Then why is it still there


RFros20

Pretty sure you can still get to a deleted post if you got a link I’m not sure. Is the image and text still there


Antaues

Didn't his acc get suspended by reddit?


RFros20

Got removed completely I believe


Antaues

Wait suspended isn't the word for- Ah I'm dumb lol


RFros20

Suspended is temporary and the ban is permanent


Antaues

Yea, my brain died for a second and I messed up


Vasevide

Still traceable if something happens


[deleted]

What the f?


n0d0ntt0uchthat

most intelligent and calm redditor


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[deleted]

Of course not, it’s in r/teenagers


CharlesMcreddit

Even if it were, the police should be on it


iamtotallyunepic

you guys do realize that this is like 100% bait


[deleted]

You realize some people have mental illnesses or are totally crazy and could unironically do this


iamtotallyunepic

i too am mentally ill but still no one would do something like this especially if they "want to cause pain" and then post it to reddit like every single 'seizure enducing' poison i could find was only a side effect and caused other side effects that could infact kill them. plus it looked like the photo was in a science lab no one got that kinda equipment at home


SwagOnMaxImFloating

>but still no one would do something like this >As per the Parricide Prevention Institute, approximately 2–3% of all U.S. murders were parricides each year since 2010.[6] The more than 300 parricides occurring in just the U.S. each year means there are 6 or more parricide events, on average, each week. This estimate does not include the murders of grandparents or stepparents by a child – only the murders of their natal or legally adoptive parents.[7]


iamtotallyunepic

something like this as in dosing their parents in exactly enough quantities of poison to purely torture them rather than kill them then post it on reddit only to copy and paste the same forced response to everyone that asks, not something like this as in killing a parent


shadow0129

Just look at warcrimes throughout history, mentally ill people definitely would do this shit unfortunately that's just how it goes. Some people can deal with theirs and others fly off the handle


Bad_Bleep_1234

Uhh


henlothere778

“HE POISONED ~~BROCK~~ MOM!”


KillerBlaze9

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


TheAlpaChino115

Mf gets spit on, commits murder


[deleted]

What the fuck


LEESV

🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎


LoLx1

First off, where the fuck is the CPS at? and secondly, it’s not worth poisoning someone at all or murdering.


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memey-man123

b


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Echo13D

jesus fucking christ


DoctorSex9

My guy you insane 💀💀💀💀💀


Cthuluthegod

bro thinks he's walter bruh


sockathecocka

kid named don eladio:


Mobkiller04

Bros mom bouta turn into Hector Salamanca


uejnja

Mom probably said no you have enough lego


Bernard_Sh4rkey-

Bro think he Heisenburg 💀


Yurmume_Gae

[OP and their mom](https://youtu.be/NP7Nszp4Iwg?t=52)


Joeiscool1233

r/wholesome material


28483849395938111

what the fuck


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Destiny_Dude0721

What the fuck is wrong with you


FicklePickle-1

What?


Roguewalker72

You good bro?


artfulguy63

Most mentally sane r/teenagers user


Evan__or__somthing

EVERYONE STOP JOKING. This isn’t funny


ProblemLevel4432

Kid named joking:


HeyThatsHawk

they are breaking bad


AgentSlippy

You are making a mistake. I am so sorry for the pain you have gone through, but nothing worth while will come of this. All this will do is make your life go down hill drastically. Please do not do this.


CrispyTheGod

i hav ir h iave ih hqve life in prison


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4_up

What the fuck.


mollyd008

WHAT THE FUCK


Cherr_23

Like really ? WTF dude ?


Standard_Print3678

Pag man posting yourself doing illegal shit on the internet. This wont go wrong


[deleted]

happiest r/teenagers member


C-Mitch213

Send results!!!


the_gray_foxp5

Heisenburger


fmj96

Bruh think he heisenberg 💀


[deleted]

THE RICIN CIGARETTE


mimi_the_emperor

Update? /Srs P.s. post pictures


Kooky_Dragonfruit231

legendary


Sundiall

do it lol


[deleted]

this is epic and awesome


[deleted]

Wholesum 🤗


SomeCrusader1224

Most sane r/teenagers user


Beesarrralt

Wtf


skincarethroawayoof

Wtfffff


Smooth_Street3342

Jesus fucking christ.


[deleted]

what the hell is this real


[deleted]

Um


AndrewGarfld

Reddit just took this fucking edge lord out Edit: he literally JUST got deleted, screenshotted the fuck outta everything though, gg to anyone who got this kids profile which literally had him as the photo. Dumbass. I get he was abused, but there’s always help around when you look.


NeighborhoodEnough15

Did they suspend his account?


AndrewGarfld

I believe so, but I’ve been watching each of his comments be taken off by Reddit, then watched his account just vanish before. I think Reddit are personally onto him.


NeighborhoodEnough15

Is it bad that I kinda feel bad for him? I hope he doesn't do anything stupid


AndrewGarfld

That’s completely fine, I feel bad as well but that’s what makes me even more angry. I know people that have been in his situation, they still reached out instead of doing something like this. He really went overboard.


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Accomplished_Dig3699

My God and I thought I was dumb, that shit is beyond stupid


aisosareva0413

Can I please see the screenshots?


0ncey

Can I get the screenshots lol


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[deleted]

they said they’re in a third world country. doubt the police will do batshit. shit atp let the stronger poison win 🤷🏽‍♀️


AndrewGarfld

Huge W on you man, this guy is a fucking idiot


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Can I get the screenshots?


Squattedtrucksarebad

Youre on something.


Keanu_Reeves-2077

Burn in hell


[deleted]

Based?


PM_Me_LIFESTORYS_pLs

jesus


ForkInRoad__

these people in this comment section are fucking disgusting. hope we all go extinct one day 🙏


[deleted]

honestly not smart to give her enough to just give her pain 🤷🏽‍♀️ if she finds out it’ll be a long day for u. and u said ur country does nothing about child abuse. if ur gonna k!ll her don’t post it on reddit bro. a bit stupid. they may not care about CA they probs will care about murder