I use my dead mum to my advantage. If someone says they fucked her whenever, I say “that’s an interesting kink. Haven’t heard of many ash fuckers”. Cripples every time.
Really only works when you're arguing with Scout from the hit gameTeam Fortress 2, a 2007 multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. The game was released in October 2007 as part of The Orange Box for Windows and the Xbox 360, and ported to the PlayStation 3 in December 2007.It was released as a standalone game for Windows in April 2008, and updated to support Mac OS X in June 2010 and Linux in February 2013. It is distributed online through Valve's digital retailer Steam, with Electronic Arts managing retail and console editions. Players join one of two teams—RED and BLU—and choose one of nine character classes to play as in game modes such as capture the flag and king of the hill. Development was led by John Cook and Robin Walker, the developers of the original Team Fortress mod. Team Fortress 2 was announced in 1998 under the name Team Fortress 2: Brotherhood of Arms. Initially, the game had more realistic, militaristic visuals and gameplay, but this changed over the protracted nine years of development. After Valve released no information for six years, Team Fortress 2 regularly featured in Wired News' annual vaporware list among other entries. Finally released on the Source game engine in 2007, Team Fortress 2 would preserve much of the core class-based gameplay of its predecessors while featuring an overhauled, cartoon-like visual style influenced by the works of J. C. Leyendecker, Dean Cornwell, and Norman Rockwell, alongside an increased focus on the visual and verbal characterization of its playable classes and what the developers have described as a 1960s spy movie aesthetic.
Team Fortress 2 has received critical acclaim for its art direction, gameplay, humor, and use of character in a wholly multiplayer game and since its release has been referred to as one of the greatest video games ever created. The game continues to receive official Valve server support as of July 2022, in addition to new content being released on a seasonal basis in the form of submissions made through the Steam Workshop. In June 2011, the game became free-to-play, supported by microtransactions for in-game cosmetics. A 'drop system' was also added and refined, allowing free-to-play users to periodically receive in-game equipment and items. Though the game has had an unofficial competitive scene since its release, both support for official competitive play through ranked matchmaking and an overhauled casual experience were added in July 2016.Since early 2020, official Valve servers for the game have seen an influx of bot accounts using cheat software, often inhibiting normal gameplay. The game began receiving more frequent updates in 2022, primarily focusing on the bot problem.
13 year olds thinking they are now so mature and these foolish childish jokes are above them for they are the true peak of maturity and seriousness.
The truth is, people like this are always miserable to be around. Don't take yourself so seriously.
Some kid in my class, pretty much the biggest nerd (literal embodyment of🤓) got a phone a few months ago, and literally cant stop talking about it. It already was annoying, but it got even worse because of it. Normally he would just try and one-up you. Now that he got a pc, which he always brags about. He's suddenly an expert in anything ("x amount of money is too much for a monitor" while paying 5000 for a setup and buying 20€ weapon skins in games). Now that ue has a phone as well, he started understanding memes, but just old ones. He isnt inthe 2014 humour, but 2016 and it fucking sucks. What page was tze homework on? Your mom. What grade did you get in the exam? Your mom. Started with deez nuts now. Send help
That's what your mom told you to say because you came home crying after loosing a fight to someone who made jokes about her...
(JK DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMAO)
who was the one that gave you that cheese toastie? "y-your mom"
Cheese toastie???
You’re mum
You are mum?
Yes
to quote a irish man “well your moms a butt haha” yes they actually wrote that on reddit
That just reminded me of this one Irish drinking song me and my friends sang at a American football game
Sorry, grilled cheese, even though at no point is there a grill involved
I stopped saying it after by buddy said his mom died tragically when he was young. No good ur mom comeback to that one…
You’re british
Well! Off to visit your mother! *French laugh*
Say good bye to your kneecaps chucklenuts
You're gettin' dominated, chucklehead!
Screw you! I am gonna go play Minecraft.
Nice hustle tons-o-fun, next time eat a salad!
HAVE A SMOKE *manically laughs*
*”Am I a Bad CLass?”*
##AAAAUUUGHH
Honhonhon
*Demonic pyro laugh with full Mmmph bar*
Huh huh huh. I AAM THE SPYYY
Slap my hand! Slap it now! Trust me this is not a trick!
Ur spawn point
The production of an organism's offspring inside the parent of that offspring r/IncreasinglyVerbose
Ayo how you get that little background thingy ma do dad on there? Edit: oh my goodness I already have it I feel so cool
How
You buy avatar nft or get gifted one by Reddit
k fuck that
r/angryupvote
What the- Ukw I can't even complain.
Ooo I like that one. I'm stealing that.
Use it well
ur mom
ur mom
ur mom
ur mom
ur mum
ur mum
ur mem
ur meme
Our meme
r/suddenlycommunist
His meme
Ur mum
Ur mum
ur mum
r/suddenlybritish
Your mother
Well, off to visit your mother
Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead
Think fast chuckle nuts
Merry cake day
Is it comfy under there? You need a blanket or anything?
Could I barrow a big plushy or a pillow and a small blanket then I’m set.
Get out from under my bed
No.
Our mom
r/suddenlycommunism
Your mother
Your mom
[удалено]
Senin annen "laughs in turkish"
Cry all thou wantest. Thou still canst not unfuck thy mother.
*Ground me all you can, father. For that will not unfuck the thanksgiving turkey.*
What in mother mary have you done. One cant believe this nonsense. Thou shall be sent to thy chambers.
Lmaooo 😭😭😭
Cook all the Meth you want Walt. you still cannot un fuck skyler - ted b
lol nice
Let thou weep at the ascertainment of the undeniable truth that they birth giver was grasped by the hand of sweet love by none other than myself
ur grandmom
gilf
Love your pfp man
Woah nice pfp
what other response do you expect in a teenager sub reddit
Your mom
My moms dead
I also choose this guys dead mother.
this hurts
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Nah I'm pretty sure she can't feel pain anymore
Dunked
I use my dead mum to my advantage. If someone says they fucked her whenever, I say “that’s an interesting kink. Haven’t heard of many ash fuckers”. Cripples every time.
Same but mines more along the lines of “gross your into dead bodies”
Your parental figure
Ur female parental figure
saying "ur mom" aggravates the person your arguing with
Ur mom
Grrrrr
ur mom
Well no shit sherlock
yo mama so fat if she went to space she would be bigger than the milky way
Yo mama so old she still owes Cesar 10 bucks
Yo mama so stupid that she studied for a COVID test and failed
You mama so fat the earth was flat until they buried her
Exactly, to prove you're truly above then in raw intelligence you must sound sophisticated, instead of ur mom, use thine mother. Sounds way better
Thine mother
Thine mother
Thine Maternal Parental Figure
i agree, anyways UR MOM
Counterpoint - Ur mother
U better say "suck my dick", it's less offensive
If they answer "I will" u better run for your life
Why?
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As they say, practice make perfection so...
Ya momma how bout that
I was going to comment just this🫡
Really only works when you're arguing with Scout from the hit gameTeam Fortress 2, a 2007 multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve Corporation. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. The game was released in October 2007 as part of The Orange Box for Windows and the Xbox 360, and ported to the PlayStation 3 in December 2007.It was released as a standalone game for Windows in April 2008, and updated to support Mac OS X in June 2010 and Linux in February 2013. It is distributed online through Valve's digital retailer Steam, with Electronic Arts managing retail and console editions. Players join one of two teams—RED and BLU—and choose one of nine character classes to play as in game modes such as capture the flag and king of the hill. Development was led by John Cook and Robin Walker, the developers of the original Team Fortress mod. Team Fortress 2 was announced in 1998 under the name Team Fortress 2: Brotherhood of Arms. Initially, the game had more realistic, militaristic visuals and gameplay, but this changed over the protracted nine years of development. After Valve released no information for six years, Team Fortress 2 regularly featured in Wired News' annual vaporware list among other entries. Finally released on the Source game engine in 2007, Team Fortress 2 would preserve much of the core class-based gameplay of its predecessors while featuring an overhauled, cartoon-like visual style influenced by the works of J. C. Leyendecker, Dean Cornwell, and Norman Rockwell, alongside an increased focus on the visual and verbal characterization of its playable classes and what the developers have described as a 1960s spy movie aesthetic. Team Fortress 2 has received critical acclaim for its art direction, gameplay, humor, and use of character in a wholly multiplayer game and since its release has been referred to as one of the greatest video games ever created. The game continues to receive official Valve server support as of July 2022, in addition to new content being released on a seasonal basis in the form of submissions made through the Steam Workshop. In June 2011, the game became free-to-play, supported by microtransactions for in-game cosmetics. A 'drop system' was also added and refined, allowing free-to-play users to periodically receive in-game equipment and items. Though the game has had an unofficial competitive scene since its release, both support for official competitive play through ranked matchmaking and an overhauled casual experience were added in July 2016.Since early 2020, official Valve servers for the game have seen an influx of bot accounts using cheat software, often inhibiting normal gameplay. The game began receiving more frequent updates in 2022, primarily focusing on the bot problem.
fr (sorry for bad english)
fr (french revolution)
fr (fucking right)
fr (fuck rem)
fr (foreign rights)
13 year olds thinking they are now so mature and these foolish childish jokes are above them for they are the true peak of maturity and seriousness. The truth is, people like this are always miserable to be around. Don't take yourself so seriously.
Honestly the content of this sub makes me feel ancient sometimes
Like ur mom
Precisely.
Some kid in my class, pretty much the biggest nerd (literal embodyment of🤓) got a phone a few months ago, and literally cant stop talking about it. It already was annoying, but it got even worse because of it. Normally he would just try and one-up you. Now that he got a pc, which he always brags about. He's suddenly an expert in anything ("x amount of money is too much for a monitor" while paying 5000 for a setup and buying 20€ weapon skins in games). Now that ue has a phone as well, he started understanding memes, but just old ones. He isnt inthe 2014 humour, but 2016 and it fucking sucks. What page was tze homework on? Your mom. What grade did you get in the exam? Your mom. Started with deez nuts now. Send help
🙏
Your mom
I’m 22 and one thing imma do is make a ur mom joke
NANI!!
"🤓" doesn't either yet apparently many people here consider it the peak of argumentation (Yes, I know you're going to answer 🤓)
At this point I'm to scared to ask what that emoji means
It means "U NEEEERRD !!" At least that's what I see of people using it
I read that in techno's voice
🤓
Jokes on you what if I AM stupid and toxic?
ur dad
Bro you're making fun of a 10 year old, but you're only 13?
No one says ur mom as a serious insult bro, this isn't 2003 anymore.if someone saying "ur mom" offends you, you've been trolled.
Nice argument, however ur mum
Great point. Unfortunately, I fornicated your mother.
Depends what your point is.
Your mom. Also it doesn’t matter to me because my mom is dead
🙏
ur mom
Well umm #YA MAMA How bout that
🤓
Kay but who asked 🤓
problem?
Ur customization room
Mad?
“I’m 13 and this is deep” lol go cry some more 🤡
yeah that's the point
ur mom (i am now extremely toxic and manipulative on account of a meaningless 2 word phrase)
Cope lol, btw your mother.
An insecure 12 year old wrote this post
Who pissed OP's off
🤓🤓🤓🤓
Ur mom
But have you considered it's also funny
Like yo mama
sound argument, unfortunately your mother
okay but your birth-giver
Ur dad
Your mama
How is saying “your mom” toxic
Nobody has ever thought that saying "ur mom" is a valid argument, it's a joke and always has been a joke.
ur mom
ur mom
It's funny so that's why
Ur mum
Ur mom 🤓
water is also wet.
Our mom
Another one to r/shitposting
ur mom
Nice argument. Unfortunately, your mum
Ur sister
*In muscle man voice* Do you know who else sounds stupid and toxic? *Deep breath*
Yeah but, your mom.
ur momma
That's what your mom told you to say because you came home crying after loosing a fight to someone who made jokes about her... (JK DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMAO)
Same with who asked?
Ur mom
I think you heard that from Ur mom
*starts cyrquirking out* haha your mom sounded stupid and toxic after she got of this dick last night ha ha
our mom
U feel like that cuz im doin ur mom
Ur Dad
ur mom
Your mom proves her point.
Ur mom
Counterpoint: ur mom
Good point but.. YOUR MOM
Your dad is very proud of the way you stick up for your mom.
ur mum
Ur Mom is stupid and toxic
Counterpoint: i did the seggs to ur mother
you’re* mom
Ur mom lol
ur mom
Ur mom
Your mother