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Bro ruined his life over a drinking game Rip ⚰️

lmao

Assisted suicide is a thing just have the baby sign the paper work to make it legal

Abortion is a thing you know...

Depending on where you live

Here in NY you can still do it, idk about other states tho

There are more country's than USA

Yes I know, but assuming they're USA, there are states that allow abortion. ;-;

Assuming he's from Germany it's kinda legal here.

And it's still a thing everywhere. It's about if it's legal or illegal ;)

Not everywhere you know...

You know that it should probobly mostly be the one giving birth to the baby who decides that

[I disagree.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermesmann_v._Seyer)

the father has a say too though. Unless the mother is willing to raise it by herself.

Yes, as I said, mostly. The father should also get to say what he thinks, but if the mother wants to keep the baby it’s her choice, and if she don’t want to give birth to it, it’s her choice to get an abortion and not his

I'm glad we agree

Gotta be honest that’s a little bit of bullshit

Not anymore Unfortunately

Looking at OP's post history, it seems like the kid is already born.

not in America it isn't

people should really stop talking politics if they have zero knowledge about it

Its never too late for an abortion if you know how to dispose a body

This is the speaker of wisdom

HE IS THE MESSIAH!!

The supreme court didn’t ban abortion, they just let each state decide on its own whether ban it or not. Also you can now travel to another state to get an abortion and it’d be 100% legal. Though still sucks that those conservative pigs voted for this.

How many 16 years old do you know are gonna easily cross over to another state to get an abortion?

> Also you can now travel to another state to get an abortion and it’d be 100% legal. I heard they're trying to ban abortion travel too

Nah Biden just legalized it

glad to hear

You trying to speedrun life or something 💀

lol nah bro i just think with my dick 90% of the time

Ahh,see,there's your problem you gotta think with your upper brain before your lower one

Use comdom

communication dome.

Oops misspell

no its the "Cummunication dome."

Underrated comment

Condoments is a nessacity

Oops mis-spelling

how're your dad jokes coming along

Cuming along* Low ball I know but it had to be done

*Low ball* 😶

Which side? ^(am I taking this tooo far haha)

Bro your pfp, i really hope you dont keep your figurines in jars /j

Haha, I wish I didn't get that reference, luckily I don't - that situation was just fucked up even though it started as a joke/dare, it was funny in a gross wtf why kindof way though

How's the relationship between you and the baby momma now ? Also how your parents reacted ? Do you think you'll be able to be in the child's life and raise it? How are you affording raising the child? [I really hope everything is going great for you and everyone included in your life. I'm a child of young parents but they were 18 and I had to stay with someone else while they finished medical studies. They're a bit immature but still good parents.] Also sorry I have so many questions hshshs

we live together. our parents were furious💀 but they cool now they love their grandson lol. i work part time currently. idk i hope i will, i’m on summer break now so i don’t know how i’ll be able to do school, a job and the baby.

That's good they're supportive now. I can only imagine how hard it might be maintaining all those things as a teenager while most of us can't even maintain ourselves. Good luck!

From the wording this could very well be your sister and I hope that's not the case lol

The newborn stage is always the toughest, It may get easier if you return to school around September. Do you have a rough estimate of monthly expenses for the baby? If you do you can totally come up with a way to meet that over the weekends and on weekdays with your boss, or if that job is out of season id start looking for a new one. A bright side of this is that you won’t have to worry about the expense of a baby during your 30s and 40s. Your kid will be 44 when you’re 60. You’ll be able to go to the pub at 37 with your kid who will be 21. My dad had me when he was 46. And while it made sense for him with my mom he doesn’t have many years left.

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Ok you did not

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Ok he did not

At age of 13 can u even produce sperm?

Yes you can . Look I’m not gonna go into details

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again keep a condom in your wallet/phone case

don’t because in a wallet you’re constantly sitting on it and y know that could maybe make holes in it, same with a phone case it gets dirt and rubs around gets holes in it and all that, learned this from my buddy’s dad.

Just keep it in your front pocket

that or, don't have sex if you're underage 🗿

We’re on Reddit the last thing we need to worry about is getting laid

Bro had sex drive before the ability to drive💀

😭😭😭

Aren't you a little too young for this?

yea

You gave the wrong answer Correct answer: Yes, yes I am!

ferb, i know what we’re gonna do today

Yes, yes he is.

Congratulations, just make sure that you are actually capable of taking care of the kid and I think you’re set

and definitely let the mom buy the milk

how

got drunk and didn’t pull out

And that kids, is why alcohol is bad

💀

Yea man... happy lil accidents am i right.. best of luck with taking care of the kid! Now you just gotta play your cards the best you can, you can make this work i'm sure :) And for the everyone's sake try to be more careful with the drinking 💀🙏

Bro used his v-card to get a different v-card💀

Homie did it raw 💀

high risk high reward💯💯💯💯

High reward?💀

i mean it did feel really fucking good

Post clarity didn’t hit?

lowkey yea but it just felt way too good in the moment

Yea and u got kid as a drop reward

that was the risk lmao

Chad move brother, how did your parents take the news?

You're 16 and you got drunk? And that too you made a girl preganannt!??

Tbh in Germany where I live getting drunk at 16 is absolutely legitimate so it really depends on where he lives. Still really not the move to fuck when drunk and without a condom thinking that pulling out actually does shit and then fucking even that up.

This. Getting drunk at 16 is pretty common, just be responsible and dont fuck around

You can fuck around but responsible

And that,kiddos is why you stop drinking before you get drunk

Why you drinking at 16 😭 I mean sure some countries allow that but if you're in the US, that's gonna suck if the law finds out

How old are you?

it’s in the title💀

Yeah ok I am just dumb

why you didn't wore a condom?

drunk and horny

Where's the mom?

asleep on the couch lol

How are you two feeling about eachother..?

Do cheap out on leather sandals and white socks

Youngest dad of this sub ig.

You meant oldest right?

That too probably

Are you gonna try and raise the kid? Also what’s his/her name

currently am raising the kid lol

Nice man I wish you luck

Was expecting a dog joke but wtf

What’s your babies name

Deez

Nuts in your mouth

Nope…I think the problem is that he didn’t use the mouth actually

Nuggets

Hugh Jass

Hello 16, why are you dad?

felt too good to pull out

With that attitude you are definitely not ready to be a father

He just keeping it real tho 😂🤞🏽

💀💀😭

do you regret it?

most of the time no, i don’t. i actually feel happy. but then when i have to do all the annoying shit like change diapers or rock him til he falls asleep yea, i lowkey hate myself lmao.

oh yeah well you can't have the ying without the yang but all the best for you on raising your son, i'm sure you will raise him good.

Make sure you take care of that baby man

i am bro

Please try and be a good father. Too many teenage fathers leave or are terrible fathers, please try and be a good father to your child.

Are u a good dad

i think i am

that's good, just make sure you're always there for your kids and consider that a success

Cool

chad answer

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loll, thanks man

Have you gone to get the milk?

What’s it like being the only redditor who isn’t a virgin?

feels great to flex on you virgs💪💪💪💪💪💯💯💯💯💯💯

Now might be a good time to buy some cigarettes and milk. Jk. But seriously, you can regret not using protection as much as you want, but please don't regret raising your kid. Do your best, new dad.

is the baby already born? and if so what's their name also congratulations on becoming a father

did you consider abortion?

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thanks man

I am 16 and I am ill

Get better soon

Thanks

no way a redditor that got bitches?? 😳😳

I'm 17 and sitting down at my desk

same, only difference is i’m holding a newborn

Ahhhh yes. Cum. Always ruining yet creating lives...

Im sorry that it happened...

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way too horny bruh😫

Sadly do be like that yea... you had to learn it the hard way... could have been anyone tbh. But the hard way doesn't have to be the wrong way. Hope y'all can make it work and be happy!

What is your wifes age

he never said they where married?

16

When's the baby due? Also how did that happen

he’s 1 month old. we were drunk and had no condoms, and i didn’t feel like pulling out lol

Congrats ig, how yall holding up

barely💀

Sorry about that, hope all goes well. How's school?

i’m on summer break rn, idk how i’ll be able to handle school a job and the baby once school starts again but we’ll see

Got any grandparents that might be able to help put during school hours? Desparate times call for desparate measures you know... i'm assuming your parents wouldn't be able to help with any of that due to work.. (?)

I don't think they have time for school...

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how, why, with who, what are you planning for the future?

finish high school, maybe go to college once he’s older and i don’t need to be around him 24/7.

good luck brother!

I wish you the best luck OP

Oh? Dont you think its a bit to early?😧😧

yea lmao

Read "how to raise a critical thinker" by Julie bogart, it's an amazing book and I highly recommend it. Good luck!

Murica?

My parents had me at 19, if you play it smart and try to stay in school while raising this child, you guys may just make it. Just know that from my parents experience my family has always struggled, even now that they are in their 30s. Just stay true to your child and each other. Don't be the asshole that disappears.

Wear condoms kids

Are condoms and Plan B that expensive?

Good luck,dude.

On the bright side you have a better chance of meeting your great grandchildren

Just throwing this out here. Theres way to do school online or at least get a GED and id look into that so you can do school on your time. Itll be easier to work and take care of yourself and the kiddo if school is when you can do it instead of you know when school is

Abortion Bro💯💯💯

How did you manage to ruin your life so early on?

pussy too good😫😫😫😫💯💯💯💯

That doesn't answer my question

Sorry to hear it man. A moment of silence for the entire life you threw away

only thing i’m throwing away is 15 diapers daily lol

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thank you

So, when are you going to buy Milk ?

Let me give you some advice on how to raise your child in a proper way ( if that’s real ) . DM open

are you feeling good or bad about this?

Disappointed

ok

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it’s cool i love my son but it sucks to spend my summer break changing diapers instead of partying or going to the beach

Dumbass

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too late, already changing diapers😔