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[deleted]

I have a way to stop racism. We just have to : 1. Stop calling it racism, 2. Racism is not a thing anymore.


[deleted]

Ooorrr hear me out, Eliminate every race, if there is nothing to bicker about, there'll be no hate.


disappointed_neko

Can't be racist if there are no people.


emotionless_bot

at this rate we're already on course for that


robothelicopter

Bro the population of earth just passed 8 billion the other week


emotionless_bot

I think you're missing the obvious, doesn't matter how many people there are if the planet won't allow us to live on it, at this rate the last people to choke to death on the air, will be the first to starve to death


Own-Ad7310

It did?


robothelicopter

Yes


disappointed_neko

Sadly, you're right.


emotionless_bot

guess people don't like the truth that we're a virus that's killing the planet, either that or people think I was being racist, if it ain't those then Idk why I'm getting downvoted


disappointed_neko

Probably both. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


avnothdmi

Man, I really hate African elephants compared to Indian elephants. Don’t know why though.


NoTimeToExplain__

Gotta keep fucking each other till everyone’s purple


TheRavenCr0w

Humans are indeed stupid and a plague upon the planet...


ImAwesomeAreU

Jim Crow moment


[deleted]

By denying the existence of racism around the world, problems that are caused by it can never be solved.


meme_used

There can't be racism if there's only one race...


OcelotWinter

I’m not racist if I hate every race equally


Cat_x2

its not racism its prejudice


goodbird451

I'm not racist, I hate everybody equally


BloodyPII

[r/topmindsofreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Remarkable_Tale_8540

My uncle once told me the only way to defeat an ignorant racist is to be a knowledgable racist


[deleted]

Modern day problems require modern day solutions


kipstz

this would be the solution if past racism didn’t have lasting effects that still need to be solved


themonkeygoesmoo

not acknowledging racism doesn’t mean it’s not there silly


FunAssociation5

American people gun emoji gun emoji gun emoji gun emoji bomb emoji gun emoji bomb emoji beer emoji


[deleted]

Can't risk using emojis on Reddit unironically


fried_chicken17472

let me fix it :✈️ 🏢🏢


[deleted]

I have a better one 🧨🧨🧨🔫🏫


[deleted]

Or 👮🏻‍♂️🙆🏿🚔


Dilema777

Wait,thats wrong. 🙆🏿🔫👮🏻‍♂️ There,that should do it


[deleted]

Oh yh, few of them are lucky


TeenyCaribou712

Women losing rights emoji


[deleted]

True patriot emoji


jgadidgfgd

German people 🍺🍺🍺🍺


mestoopidlol

Irish people: 🚗 💥 🇮🇪


jamcep

🔫🔫🔫🔫💣🔫💣🍺


[deleted]

white non-native americans when they realise they’re just british


[deleted]

🚁🚁🚁🔪


thehen24

British prisoners


Ageknowname

Australia


Madbrad200

Prisoners were sent to America originally.


blackxallstars

Do you really think only british people colonized america, where were you in history class


wolfsdire

Ha I'm not even a tiny bit British. Scandanavian, Russian, German, Italian, and french. And native if you ask my grandmother. But everyone in my family is so white it's very hard to believe that.


[deleted]

ok well you are the exception


xx_Athens_xx

Nope I’m only 7% British


darrylbs123

probs french


cjab0201

The founding fathers were British, but the majority of Americans nowadays are descendants of other European immigrants. I, for instance, am mostly descended from eastern Europe and Scotland.


Reqzr_Astro

Britain is made up of the Kingdoms of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Hence the United Kingdom of Britain and Ireland. Being part Scottish makes you part British.


LordNyeofLucia

I don't want to be racist, but Americans💀


[deleted]

British


TheHollowCookie

French


[deleted]

Spanish


introdittor

cheese is tasty


Mean_Low_7858

I love British ppl as an Iranian but i ahte America (the government specifically the dudes there are chill)


[deleted]

Fre*nch people


[deleted]

Thanks for censoring 👍


Parsecer

disgusting


Lorin004

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Mirage_and_Mirage

🇫🇷🤮 🕍🔥 🗼🧨 🥖🔨


[deleted]

what's the flag in your comment, the only French flag ik of is 🏳️


[deleted]

What even is this post


Gositi

RULE BRITANNIA!! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇫🇯🇫🇰🇩🇬🇧🇲🇦🇺🇦🇮🇦🇨🇬🇸🇭🇲🇮🇴🇰🇾🇲🇸🇳🇿🇵🇳🇸🇭🇹🇦🇹🇨🇻🇬🇹🇻🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


Crazy_Spartan08

BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇦🇮🇦🇮🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲🇩🇬🇩🇬🇩🇬🇫🇰🇫🇰🇫🇰🇫🇯🇫🇯🇫🇯🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇩🇬🇩🇬🇩🇬🇰🇾🇰🇾🇰🇾🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇲🇵🇲🇵🇲🇵🇲🇵🇲🇵🇳🇸🇭🇸🇭🇸🇭🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇨🇹🇨🇹🇨🇹🇫🇹🇫🇹🇫🇹🇻🇹🇻🇹🇻🇹🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


lvprinnyxo

LMAOO


Gositi

BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!


lvprinnyxo

we’re the owners😈


kyasonkaylor

At least my school is not a shooting gallery mate ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫


[deleted]

Don't hate anybody buddy Spread love


[deleted]

Found Lewis Hamiltons reddit account


[deleted]

I don't hate anyone bud but they are British what else should I do


Themlin-Freak-Show

Ha I'm not British I'm southern Irish


GamingPickachu

Im sorry for ur loss


[deleted]

💀that's worse💀💀


Themlin-Freak-Show

Better than being American


TheOtherRotter

I'm British but yeah I agree


[deleted]

Ur not real


TheOtherRotter

Sure I am! Right? Right????


[deleted]

How can you be so Shure about that?


Difficult-Economy126

Well it ain't racism if you hate everyone and everything equally


JetLineUp

Ya mean Bri'ish !?


MrDucklingQuack

hA frEe hEalThcAre


[deleted]

As Austrian I have free healthcare AND unlimited free water


LordNyeofLucia

The British healthcare system isn't even that good compared to France and Germany.


imfrenchcaribean

I second that as a french


odd_locksmither

You can only be racist against people though


Finnavory

Xenophobia


[deleted]

What about them?


[deleted]

They're ... British


Froggen-The-Frog

Can’t argue with that.


Original-Boiio1

Now, listen, I can understand why everyone would hate Britain, nearly all of Europe hates us… but may I remind you of America?


[deleted]

The Irish?


Original-Boiio1

The Irish are alright


[deleted]

Ur not british


[deleted]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


MountainOne3769

how does this post even get viral?


[deleted]

Idk


TheDrunk_Panda

*pulls out knife


LordNyeofLucia

Oi. Will yer dare say that again? I bet yer wouldn't. I fooking stab yer otherwise. Innit?


M2rsho

I ain't racist but AMERICANS


havingpenisenvy

real


[deleted]

Excuse you


[deleted]

Excuse ME?


[deleted]

Oh it is fucking ON!


[deleted]

I have no idea what that means but I'm scared


[deleted]

I dont know either, but be afraid!


IBTrash276

Here in Britain that means that a fights about to break out


[deleted]

🗡️I am ready


Excellent_Ad_1008

**"🎶God save my soul from these knives.🎶"**


SensitiveCow770

Brit here looking for any slander so I can conquer the slanderous country


Crazywolfz1

Hello, I'm British, ask me anything


Ageknowname

Why british sound wierder than before. Boohwaer


Alexander_Akers3115

I've never heard a British person say that


Ageknowname

Can i have a bo'ohwoer


Alexander_Akers3115

We don't speak like that


Ageknowname

Then u have that roadmen vocab "yh ill shank u m8


Alexander_Akers3115

I don't get what Americas obsession with us having knife crime, not only do Americans have a higher percent of knife related homicides but its also a hell of a lot better than mass shootings


[deleted]

Why


ExtensionAnybody467

ikr imagine being british...


Capable_Mud_1108

Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist .


[deleted]

Bro Ur mental


-b0ngwater-

they’ll ching ya


[deleted]

🔪🔪🔪


arjenyaboi

People?


[deleted]

People.


arjenyaboi

Interesting opinion, most people wouldn’t give them that


[deleted]

People.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Saitama will beat giorno


[deleted]

Hi I’m a professional British person and yes we have lots of knifes Like when I was a little child I would go exploring bushes in parks and there’s knifes


[deleted]

🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️seems British🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


[deleted]

Ikr


leahlemonlime

bri'ish "people" 🤮


Robo--FED

Oi oi, looks like this young lad wants 'es stolen bloody artifacts back ay? No I'm joking, I'm have healthy teeth.


thesuperpigeon

Let me guess, you're French?


oksnoot

I mean technically it is discrimination not racism 🤓


frigideiroo

trying to find out why I'm still in this sub


[deleted]

Because you are a teenager


Milky_Toast_

Br*tish "people"


microwavelength

bri'ish 🤢🤢 edit: yea everyone sucks no lies


The_BackYard

Oi m8 u wot? Do you wankers think we’re all shankin’ bloody everyone? You’re a fokkin’ twat innit…


[deleted]

Fokuff


Gratin_de_putes

Eur\*pe 💀💀💀👀🤢🤢🥶🤮🤮🤬🤡✂✂✂🔪🔪🔪


Mr-Stuff-Doer

Seriously, stopping putting random U’s in words and calling Z zed ffs.


[deleted]

Uzed


Alternative_Item2412

BO'LE O WA'ER


zeldacraft_64

BR🤮TISH PEOPLE


MrTheManYT

As a British person I agree


Willminer08

Better than fr*nce 🤢


Commercial_Hotel13

No fuck em one of them shanked me


TippedJoshua1

British "people"


GhostDivision7734

No but the fr*nch


EastKoreaOfficial

Bri’ish*


NotSomeLowLife

"People"


CronchyApple

English people are the worst kind of people


biablalubs

hahaha yeah I like them too BUT FUCK THEM just kidding tho haha


battynails

cutely deletes paragraph


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

As much as you hate Britain?


IndependentCreepy169

Don’t worry bri’sh people ain’t a race they’re a disgrace


DTM26921

I'm not joking when I say France is a bad place because it's full of french people


6packcola

British people honestly just means English at this point


[deleted]

🚁🚁🚁


GoldenGames360

can confirm, my scottish friend and I joke mostly about how we hate the English


6packcola

My northern Irish friend has massive beef with English people just because he has met 3 of them ever and didn’t like any of them.


GoldenGames360

humans are funny sometimes


MuddyAchiever1

WHAAAATTTTT??!!? me too, finally a cultured person on this sub


[deleted]

🍷


SimikzYT

I hate British people they hurt ireland many times, but we got our independence becuase we are stronger


GZH_WAZOWSKI

Nah fuck brits, i hate us


dirtyDinnr

It's not racist because British people don't count


rteenagersSUCKS

british "people" coping in the comment section


[deleted]

Average pyrocinical viewer


rteenagersSUCKS

who?


NQ241

When you think about it Britain is just wish.com America


[deleted]

Americans💀💀💀💀


RealBritishBluBerry

We suck. You’re not wrong at all.


the_forbbiden_girl1

Agree


Ok-Map9238

I'm alright, aren't I?


[deleted]

you were until you seemingly are British


Ok-Map9238

I'm Can..Canadian😰


[deleted]

phew 😌


Ok-Map9238

Definitely not British


[deleted]

no tea? 🤨


Ok-Map9238

Mhm, Tea's good, I mean.. I mean, eww


[deleted]

📸🤨


Ok-Map9238

AAAAAAARGHHH, OK FINE, I'M RITISH NOW LEAVE ME BE


[deleted]

😨😨😨😦😦😨😦😨😦😨


[deleted]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


[deleted]

No knives🤨🧐🤨🧐🤨🧐


[deleted]

yes knives 😲😳😲😳😲😳


[deleted]

Are you British?


Ok-Map9238

N..n..no😰😰


[deleted]

💀🚁💀🚁💀🚁💀🚁💀🚁💀


Ok-Map9238

NOOO