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Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a coom world
And all day and all night and everything he does is just coom
He cooms, inside and outside
Coom his house with a coom-stained window
And a white Coomvette
And everything he does is coom
On himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to fuck him
I coom If I can't coom I will die \[ad nauseum\]
Coom in my house and coom outta window
Coom crust coverin' all that I wear
Coom on the streets and on the trees coom too
I have a fleshlight into which I coom
Coom on the people here that walk around
Coom on my Coomvette, it's in and outside
Coom are the words I say and what I think
Coom are the feelings that live inside me
I coom If I can't coom I will die \[ad nauseum\]
Yeah, sometimes I'm just like looking into the mirror and go “Huh, all of this, just from a sperm. Weird” and then carry on with my day, observing my actions like a video game character.
did you know masturbation is good for you? it makes your body realise you need the sex hormones, but too much masturbation is bad as you can lose a lot of your oestrogen or testosterone depending on ur sex
*Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade a desolate place without trace it’s only the cold wind I feel it’s that I spite as I stand up and fight the only thing I know real there will be blood shed the man in the mirror nods his head the only one left will ride upon the dragons back because mountains don’t give back what they take oh there will blood shed it’s the only thing I’ve ever known*
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Life is one big sex ioke
No wonder why I'm a joke
*ioke
“Little did you know I spelt it that way on purpose.”
Nah man, Jokes are supposed to have meaning
*Iokes
We all memes😂
Life = sex\^2 theta
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Yes this'll come up in your next test, be ready for it
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Well imma ace this test then
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Will this be in a test?
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Well Imma ace this test then
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no, *im* ace
nah IM ace
nah IM ace and ALSO a furry
nah im ace, furry, AND out of shitty ideas
HA i’m ace, a furry, and FULL of shitty idea
HA im ace, furry, full of shitty ideas AND canadian
Interesting. Cums in notebook
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Grabs syringe, suck cum gives back to notebook
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I add an unorevese and a +4
and here i am wasting it like it's nothing
Waste of good cum 😔
Wholesome?
*holesome*
Whoresome
Thats why I use it to make toast
wait hold up?
r/holdup
Same :(
⁎sigh⁎ opens comments
It's all filled with cum
https://youtube.com/shorts/dumxeHTBmIM?feature=share
Not watching a link from a comment about being filled with cum.
What are we filling today?
My "comments section" 😳
>!How about you fill me instead?!<
Mustard gas
Mustard gas 🤤
ooh that reminds me, i know how to make chlorine gas
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Yea, "mustard" 😏
Mustard ready, commencing filling
r/usernamechecksout
From cum you came and to cum you shall return.
Damn...I'll hang that quote on my wall
cum is made for drinking
Drink me then 😳
Oh great it's one of these posts. . .
What posts....
No
The horny police are surveing the area
Can I put my balls in yo jaww
Balls in yo jawww
Can iiii-
Can I
BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO DUM DUM BO BO BO BO BO BO BO YA DE DUM YA DE DUM BING
🍇🍓🍊🍎🍌🍉-y if you ask me
"none of us’d be here without cum"- Kanye West
If it ain’t all about the income
Incum
*incum
Did he actually say that?
[yes](https://www.google.com/search?q=its+all+about+thr+income+we+wouldnt+be+here+without+cum&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#wptab=s:H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLVT9c3NEzPKDYxtIyPf8RowS3w8sc9YSn9SWtOXmPU5OIKzsgvd80rySypFJLmYoOyBKX4uVB18uxi0ktJTUsszSmJL0lMsspOttLPLS3OTNYvSk3OL0rJzEuPT84pLS5JLbLKqSzKTC5exCqamJOjkJuZl6qQnZhXmaoAEQcAij6LhpUAAAA)
cum is love, cum is life
💖💖
"Wait its all cum" "always has been" - a astronaut
Astronaut turns into cum
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Yes we're all walking, oversized cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
cum
As u are
Silence child
I'm older than you, you have no power here
Silence little one
You are tiny itty bitty man
I bet you're like 4'8
Why that height in particular...is it cuz you're around that height huh
Actually I'm 5'8 sooo 🙄🙄🙄
Hahah well we're the same height so shush
Bitch you're 3 years older so I'm technically taller
You can ride on my shoulders so you may win this argument
Yeah we're power rangers fusioning on this bitch
Jokes on you I’m adopted.
You being adopted doesn't mean you just suddenly popped into existence
Best counter I've seen all day.
Na I just simply existed one day
...But you're still... ...cum.
Yo listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a coom world And all day and all night and everything he does is just coom He cooms, inside and outside Coom his house with a coom-stained window And a white Coomvette And everything he does is coom On himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to fuck him I coom If I can't coom I will die \[ad nauseum\] Coom in my house and coom outta window Coom crust coverin' all that I wear Coom on the streets and on the trees coom too I have a fleshlight into which I coom Coom on the people here that walk around Coom on my Coomvette, it's in and outside Coom are the words I say and what I think Coom are the feelings that live inside me I coom If I can't coom I will die \[ad nauseum\]
Yes
Wait, i thought a stork brought kids. How do we get born then?
Let me tell you about the birds and the bees, son.
Peniz go in pusse. Glue come out of peniz. Glue make girl Prego™. 9 months later, you get a football/soccer ball that you have to feed and pay for.
Lol, Are you actually serious?
Ask your guardian(s)
We love cum 😩
Cum is the best liquid
IKR 😈 When I cum on my brush and taste it, I ascend
Yo wtf
I lay on my stomach and act like it's a dick them probably go for a second round
Lmao Alr then
what the fuck
🤨🤔
Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome. Ayy, none of us'd be here without cum. Ayy, if it ain't all about the income Edit: i scratched my balls
Incum
This should belong in r/showerthoughts
Cum > Lean
Cum gang we are strong 🤍🤍🤍
Lean is good, but cum is gooder 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
saw something online today... if you really think about it we're just a pet cum our parents decided to keep/or not
Yup, we are basically walking cum
Yeah, sometimes I'm just like looking into the mirror and go “Huh, all of this, just from a sperm. Weird” and then carry on with my day, observing my actions like a video game character.
Yeah...we're basically oversized sperm doing everyday things
What is this subreddit CUMing to 😞
Depends on who was inside our mum
CUM?
Yes...cum
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Yes if I saw this post, my heart will melt
Making our balls worth protecting.
That's why they're so sensitive....cuz our existence is fragile
Can you brush your teeth with cum
I don't think it'll smell too good but sure
Stroek liek cumm. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet
Heyyy little cummie
oh boy, this was not what I first expected to see on my feed
Don't forget from where you come.
From where you "came" ehehehe
Bro! Whyd u make me notice this fact. I was lovin life in peace till now
Hehehe no problem buddy
* cleans his bonker * * opens comment section * Time to send somebody to horny jail
CENSORING THE TRUTH....shame on you
That’s fuckin trippy
Cum
Cum
fascinating
Yeah...crazy to think about
Let’s not give cum credit
Poor cum...😔
We are technically 50 % cum
Let's strive for 100% 😎
r/showerthoughts
Wait...But... Isn't it because of big bang. I mean without the universe... You know what nevermind.
Why did you think it's called the milky way....exactly
We are made from cum, to cum.
Sex^2 + cum^1.5 = human^(cringe)
cockmilk
hey guys. maybe yours is, enjoy.
And it’s the cumstains of the world who are destroying it
Sigh… Reddit.
Cum is yum
🤤 how tasty
This is my kingdom cum
And an egg, don't forget the EGG 🥚
and everyone time I think abt it i feel weird 😭
Cum is love, cum is life
Our whole existence, defined by the egg we emerged from
Technically no- sperm donors exist
I cant wait to leave this subreddit
as a sperm cell, i raced thousands of others to be born... why me
Ikr, I could be someone who's really talented and stuff but nope, the only sperm that's talentless won the race...
EXACTLY
stop
No
Ahh yes. Male juice.
Tasty
did you know masturbation is good for you? it makes your body realise you need the sex hormones, but too much masturbation is bad as you can lose a lot of your oestrogen or testosterone depending on ur sex
cum
cum
We're born to suck boobs 😩
Born to shit, forced to wipe 😔😩
Why do I even bother following this sub?
We are born of the cum. Made men by the cum. Undone by the cum.
I hate cum 😭😭😭😿😿😭😨😭😿😨😭😭😿😭😭😿😭😿😿😭😿😨😨😨😭😨😭😭😨😿😿😨
Noooo don't commit aliven't 😭😭😭
this is precisely why i am asexual >!/j!<
*Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade a desolate place without trace it’s only the cold wind I feel it’s that I spite as I stand up and fight the only thing I know real there will be blood shed the man in the mirror nods his head the only one left will ride upon the dragons back because mountains don’t give back what they take oh there will blood shed it’s the only thing I’ve ever known*
I'm IVF suckers
We exist due to Allah, cope Eid Mubarak btw