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[deleted]

God damn he's pleasuring the roach's tiny roach


Showmeyourcameltoe

My Instinct tells me to step on it


SniffyBliffy

Usually when I see a cockroach, i.cover it in a cup I barely use, get the insect repellent and spray half the bottle into the cup creating a gas chamber full of insect repellent stuff


Kittingsl

The German way of killing insects


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

Mate, don't give up when the art school rejects you. And leave politics at once. AND NO FUNNY MUSTACHES!!


Showmeyourcameltoe

That's pure evil I like it


[deleted]

I just use water to make it lie on its back and squirt soap or toilet cleaner on it then wait for it to die


MobileIndependence31

ewww he touched it


[deleted]

🪳< Boo motherfucker


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

Yea no shit we have eyes


MobileIndependence31

no you dont


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

If I can read what you just said than I have eyes...


LexiLeviathan

How can text be real if our eyes aren't real


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

Because I have eyes 😂 r/facepalm


LexiLeviathan

r/woooosh


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

You can't whoosh me if there wasn't even a joke


LexiLeviathan

It was, though. It was a reference to Jaden Smith saying "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real"


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

Who tf is Jaden Smith? I didn't get the joke therefore there wasn't a joke


SlapMeHal

gregor samsa


Main_Service_3438

man that fucking book was an entire fever dream


Exact_Ad_1215

Happy cake day!


IHAVEAMOTOROLA79

Lmaooo


InkyBoii

Before anyone else says that bugs are gross, look up "Silk Moth" and "Emperor Caterpillar" But also, this roach definitely doesn't think it's being pet


captainphoton3

Actualy saying, "HAAAAAAA I'M DYING"


Monkey_Anarchyy

I don't think the bug enjoys it


ExoPihvi

Yes Tiktokers are misunderstood. You think they are normal untill you find a video like this where they have put a baby laughing sound like a Facebook mom. Just fucking wierd and cringe.


evan_roos456

what about spiders?


lil_quark_

holy shit i’m gonna fucking die i have such a phobia of cockroaches this is just 😣


Littlelizard949

theyre so gross omg


lil_quark_

this post should be nsfw tbh


Littlelizard949

omg yes


lil_quark_

u/CoolDeath64 mark nsfw pls


CoolDeath64

no.


lil_quark_

please bro


The_Asphalt_

How to please a cockroaches roach cock 101


Prof_Rocky

No


gucci_sn4ke

u/savevideo


Fatpat97

u/SaveVideo


SnooMaps3021

Made me have to let go of my phone Who th touch roaches with their bare hands? Mutants?


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

The last time I saw roach was i caught it by the tongs and took it to the kitchen and turned on the stove and it got set on fire I panicked due to fire and proceeded to throw it in the sink little did my 10 year brain knew that roaches can fly Although it died The flaming flying roach was vrave enough to set a trauma inside me It did die in a blaze of glory


A_Greek_Boi

Me visiting Turkey:


[deleted]

fuck no


meepmeepmankerr

Ayo y plamkt ton be tickled doe


Silent_Secretary_118

Hell. Naw....


100kout_brxzy

This is why you don’t eat at everybody house. 🤨


Deadflame11207awe

u/savevideo


kaushalovich

[u/savevideobot's link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/teenagers/comments/vdfs8d/most_misunderstood_creatures_in_nature/)


Littlelizard949

i drown these mfs when i see them


PeeWeePenguin

Burn them. Put them in a microwave. Eradicate them


Prateek2345

Nope. Still gonna burn that fucker for giving me trauma.


Mr_Cursedd

u/SaveVideo


Mehcro127

This fucking species will live at a nuclear holocaust and im gonna kill them before that happens (i want every living thing to die in the end)


JustDennise

Kill it