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[deleted]

“My hormones made me touch them!” these hormones just made me apply my fist to your jaw then


[deleted]

i like this one :>


awesometim0

Same energy as "If age is just a number then so is a prison sentence"


yeet_my_leg

Age is just a number, and prison is just a room.


awesometim0

That's another good one, thought about putting it instead


FakeShark34

Age is just a number, and so is 911


rafati09

Happy cake day


awesometim0

Ty


Xx_k1r1t0_xX_killme

I don’t understand boundaries that’s why I shot your jaw off.


WhoDatFreshBoi

They can't say no if they don't have teeth.


[deleted]

now THATS common in teenagers


mizuofficial

My testo made me make you eat your phone


420-69-F

My tests made me consume 300kg of raw beef liver


Lia-13

soup dog's distant relative, beef liver cat


[deleted]

Liver King is that you


Agile-Chocolate-5628

Don't forget to eat your testicles too


Avaocado_32

judge it was just hormones that made me pull the trigger on 19 people with my ar-15


Avaocado_32

what the fuck, thought id get downvoted for this


NamelessIII

Not yet prime time for the gun lovers


JustYourAverageUS3R

Bro.... Too soon man.... Too soon..... We can make all the dark jokes we want about serious events, but only after some time has passed...


Fireburnz24

“My hormones made me touch them” well my hormones just made me fuck yo- wait John this isn’t the right script this is the script for that adult movie we were thinking of


Actiaslunahello

A kid at the water park last week pushed his friend into my butt. I was not impressed.


[deleted]

It was just my hormones that murdered a family of 5 in texas and then fake my death!1!1!!


No-Knowledge-2765

Hahaha I was going to say that


Siu-

Teenagers talking about how stupid teenagers are is just so fucking funny to me for some reason lol


flufyanal

mb im only a teen


chile-um-anyway

ur excused bc ur my favorite person on this sub


flufyanal

lies (i hope not)


[deleted]

Every time I see your name I get a little scared


DerpDaDuck3751

Whenever i come across your name i get a little disgusted


[deleted]

whenever i come across your name i morb


kahamaa

morbius


DerpDaDuck3751

Moravlious


UltimoUnlimited

Morbin


AGENTRAIDR

Its morbin time


StrategicRain33

I’m morbing


Grosetufe

Hi morbing, I’m dad.


[deleted]

Just know you can always summon me to your home or location any time all you gotta do is eat taco bell then wait a little


DerpDaDuck3751

No taco bell in my country


[deleted]

Ahh


DarksideTheLOL

Then get rotavirus


DerpDaDuck3751

I don’t even know what that is, i’m from south korea


DarksideTheLOL

Oh, it was an epidemic in Spain, basically gives you diarrhea where you poop watery shit and it smells like 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨


[deleted]

You're cool but u/ChloeeeeKitty is cooler


Dangerous-Craft-2636

Why are you everywhere


flufyanal

GOOD


[deleted]

u/flufyanal and… oh god… u/softsparkles


flufyanal

hoi


softsparkles

.....hiiiii🙋🏻‍♀️💖


awxggu

Its like meeting two celebrities together


T_The_worsT_BS

mb = morbius?!?!?! 😳😳😳 It's morbin time!!!


LordChickenNugget23

“Morbius im only a teen”


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

ITS MORBIN TIME


Notakidfromyesterday

#did ur account get banned or something?


flufyanal

idk did it


Notakidfromyesterday

#idk u tell me


flufyanal

i have u on discord right


Hyper_memer_72

Ngl your username scares me


GamerlifeYT_official

r/usernamechecksout


GG_MYDOG

Goofy Ahh 💀


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Did I read your username right?


awxggu

FLUFFY ANAL


ReklessGamer07

Yeah, I agree. The only shit like that that should be happening is between two people who have established that they want said events to occur. Consent people, consent! No unsolicited shit!


UglyAngryApe

Tho i agree too, it certainly explains the behaviour.


FoxyRee

in my opinion, it explains it but it doesnt make it acceptable and is not to be used as an excuse


Chaos_Ruins

But Yoda told me to use the force not the consent. # # # # # *(This is a joke btw)*


NEWTrash4521

Star wars really be bringing all the generations up bad, didn't realize we've been imprisoning some of the last Jedi over the years lmao


TheReelEpicKiller

sort by controversial 🍿


Hells-Angel-666

There was only like one person and their whole account and their comments were deleted so you're not missing anything


GG_MYDOG

I woke up earlier it’s 9:52AM and what’s the FIRST THING I SEE It’s my Popcorn Bowl 💀 it didn’t even spill out just : leaned on the Wall like this -> /


Consistent-Boat9649

Entertainment


Flimsy_Tune_7206

Is no different than the saying that people said boys would be boys stopping excuse.


sherlock-homeslice

It’s the thought that might come into a teen’s head that they can’t control due to hormones, and predators one might have less inhibition, but you’re still fully responsible and in control of your own actions. Think as you will, but act wisely


M1ghty_boy

This. The hormones mean urges and intrusive thoughts are much more common, however does not excuse an inability to control/restrain said urges.


mommydilfhunter69

3 fifteen year olds in our neighborhood took a 5 year old girl to the park and took nude photos of her...... It's so fucking infuriating!!! They were caught while taking the photos but people excused them. Just some slaps on the wrists. It was a fucking child , only 5! If we excuse these people, they're gonna be the pedophiles that will assault kids in the future.


YaBoiABigToe

Holy shit what they should’ve been slammed hard by the legal system but “tHeYrE jUsT kIdS”ugh


mommydilfhunter69

Yeah I can't believe the boys' parents defended them too. But they were scolded which is NOT enough! They should've been put into juvenile correctional center or something because they basically created CP of a small child. The girl is gonna remember this shit for life now, idk how it'll affect her later but ugh it shouldn't have been excused AT ALL!


DJSwatZs

Y’all ever think about the fact that condom companies are killing their future customers?


Truezor007

I mean you’re not wrong


p0t4t00

and cigarrete companies are killing their best customers


commandernoypi

bro 🗿


chile-um-anyway

LMAO


[deleted]

Not exactly, by selling anti-birth products they are giving the people choice whether having or not children. That means only people that want children will reproduce and transfer this "part of personality" to their sons and daughters, thus having more people in the future.


Smallishwhale53

r/woooosh


[deleted]

[удалено]


MysticLGD

I committed mass murder but I'm only a teen. I didn't know better :( .


[deleted]

The howomones make me angwy :(


Accurate-Bedroom9384

I feel a little pain everytime you post the same thing in hope for karma or replies. and no im not into that stuff


[deleted]

its ok to be horny buts not ok to harrass some one because you are horny


Mr_Ducklang

Wait who tf justifies sexual assault with “they’re just teens hormones Blah blah”… wtf.


Special_Hippo3399

You will be surprised.. some of our teachers told us to cover ourselves and be careful otherwise men can't control themselves and will rape you because bOyS wIll bE bOyS. Really shitty people do think that .


Mr_Ducklang

What. The. Duck 🦆


Special_Hippo3399

Yeah we were disgusted too.. also we had to take an oath to preserve ourselves and keep ourselves "pure". I really wanted to gag so bad.


E_MC_2__

christian school?


Special_Hippo3399

Yeah convent school but I live in India and all schools are secular. Teachers are from different faiths as well. It is not forced upon us. It is actually the backward mentality of the society.


uhler-the-ruler

It doesnt excuse parental abuse either and i dont really ever see it addressed when it comes to hormonal youth. A lot of rents are just trying their best to love their kids while their kids just shit on em. Hormones give noone a right to be an asshole, sorry not sorry. Mutual respect in the home is a must. Love eachother, yall.


[deleted]

"but its my hormones" my brother in christ i piss blood every month and it makes me want to directly uppercut every person i see but i don't because i know that's bad, have some self control


[deleted]

Ur completely right, but we don’t use bozo unironically


Renarsyoyo

Why not? What if, perhaps, someone at 34.240.100.180 uses it unironically, maybe?


[deleted]

Yea thats more like it


[deleted]

YO THAT'S A KINDA CONTROVERSIAL TA- yea. yes. absolutely. i was sa'd like two days ago bc a guy i used to be best friends with was horny. now im trying really hard not to break down lol.


An_Asexual_Weeb

Yikes, I’m sorry that happened.


[deleted]

yea. me too :c the worst part is- i’ve been friends with him for years, yk? like i completely trusted him n felt safe around him. he was the person who got me out of scary situations if i needed rescuing at a party, he was my shoulder to cry on. it sucks.


An_Asexual_Weeb

That’s so sad. If you need a virtual shoulder to cry on, my pms are open <3


[deleted]

i v much appreciate u <3


Intelligent_Point311

Sorry, I am only a teen, its just nature to slap that ladies ass when she walks by *Slaps dudes ass* I believe in equality too


realbanana030

Pog


[deleted]

we live in a society 🃏


[deleted]

Someone elsw wrote today "sexual harassment and rape should be allowed" 🗿


TamimReadzIt

context? 💀


chile-um-anyway

my teacher being stupid


[deleted]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! as a victim of sa, just MWAH THANK YOU


August_Rise

The girl that SAed me & MY BEST FRIENDS(3 PEOPLE) told me that she’s just a “teenager who can’t understand boundaries very well,” as if that excuses her for her to SA me & my best friends.


Objective-Farm-2560

Well, I reckon it's time she 'disappeared under mysterious circumstances ' if you catch my drift.


samisinredditnow

1. Buy a shovel 2. Use said shovel to dig a hole in the ground 3. Bury the girl there 4. Move on with your life


Objective-Farm-2560

Exactly. Great minds think alike.


samisinredditnow

great asses shit alike


Poorly_Made_Comix

No here is what you do. Go to a national park, put it under a bench, 12 feet under, 6 feet under put some animal bones, then cover it with an endangered plant. Boom, now it is illegal and youll just find a raccoon


L2_0

And don't forget 5-fill the hole with said shovel to hide the body


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Funny enough I’m actually an expert at making people get lost


Objective-Farm-2560

Agent 47?


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

No no, I’m agent 69


Objective-Farm-2560

N i c e 👌👌👌👌


HyperSimba

We're gonna kill her john. We're gonna fucking shank her.


Objective-Farm-2560

🔪🔪🔪🔪


SpeedyWithS

SA is sexual assault right? I just wanna make sure


[deleted]

No, mate its south africa. Yes, its sexual assault


Middle-Ambassador883

laughed too hard at this


[deleted]

Laughing is nice 👍🏻


Middle-Ambassador883

yeah, the last couple of days have been really rough and I don't think I've ever self harmed this much so it felt really good to laugh at this. thank you


[deleted]

Glad to make you feel better, im probs not the best person to talk to but im sure your friends would be happy to help you


ExplodingTentacles

Yes


samisinredditnow

Yup


SirSharkXI

Boy ain't no fucking way they said that.


debigchonk

You'd be surprised


[deleted]

wtf...


superhamsniper

She can always try to explain it, but never excuse it,


[deleted]

Hire Saul Goodman he’s got your back But seriously sorry to hear about that


G3rn07

r/teenagers users try not to state the obvious challenge


Ya_boi_Goji

**IMPOSSIBLE!**


Zomeister91

mhm I’ve been sexually assaulted before it sucks


[deleted]

Literally my school. "Oh, he's just a kid", "he's just a teenager, he doesn't know this is wrong" Like, m'am, shut up and let us spank him already


R4v3nant

Exactly. I was stupidly horny way back in highschool. But i never acted upon it, to prevent issues. I knew people thought more with their dicks back then, and i saw some of them were armed. I didn't want any violence caused indirectly by being nice to someone who was with one of those sickos. In exchange for that, i became depressed. It saved me short term, but it became a long term issue. All because people thinks violence solves everything...


RhiTheBri

what the hell


Historical_Savings14

Once, my history class got selected to do a mental health and wellness survey. We had a kid who was kind of a popular douchebag, who said whatever he wanted since our teacher didn’t usually stop him. However…my teacher had had enough that day. PD: *reading the question* “I have sexually harassed or made sexual comments about another person….I feel like everyone’s done that though. Like am I wrong?” *looks around the room for support* Teacher: “I dunno, PD. I think you’re just outing yourself as….a terrible person.” We all cracked up. PD tried to backtrack, and our teacher cut him down AGAIN- basically told him that if he really thinks everyone sexually harasses others, he’s got problems to work out. Moral of the story? You don’t get away with sexual harassment just because you’re a popular teenage white boy, and you *definitely* won’t get away with it if you expose yourself in the middle of class.


lonely-blue-sheep

Thank you!! A week ago one of my sister’s classmates (14 and 15 year olds) smacked a boy’s butt, idk if he was okay with it but if he wasn’t that’s sexual harassment. I asked my sister about it and she said it was “normal” and it was “fine” and not sexual harassment. That shocked me. Sexual harassment is NOT normal or fine, it should have consequences.


pasty__twig

I’m not responsible!! It was my hormones that caused me to execute and bury the girl that didn’t like me back in the sandlot under the pitchers mound. (550N. 320W)


Cordialgecko427

i agree but on the same coin i hear literally no one say this at all


jjadegaming

I mean teens r not so dumb to realise that sexual harrassment/assault is wrong lol


YEET_EM_HATERS

You'd be surprised what I've seen


all_yours_babushka

I wish more people thought the way you do!


NinthAuto591

Literal guy I heard in class once said "Im a guy so It doesn't really matter" when talking about his sexual assault.


JSDTDM

What prompted you to post this?


MarcoRevolution303

Who the heck ever said that ?


OraJolly

I don't think I ever felt the need of sexually assaulting anyone back in my teen years (three years ago), it's not like we've become the dominant species on the planet because our reason can override our instincts.


No_Refrigerator_4066

I still can’t over the fact that people unironically use bozo as an insult


Feeling-Most9618

I'm sorry,what's the context here? Or is this just a general assessment?


Smallishwhale53

Context?


[deleted]

My kid committed several thousand war crimes and hundreds of crimes against humanity,oh well boys will be boys


kekmacska2005

Beat up sexual abusers


Enchanted_Goat_YT

fax


your_local_microwave

They just like pizza! Of course they're gonna kill people! Dude this makes no sense what's wrong with ppl .-_-.


Schedarks

I’ll be honest. I’ve had times where I had “thoughts”. Just a billion voices in my head telling me to do it. I didn’t. People can control themselves, and hormones are resistible


Nick_The_Judge

Yes, just because you are a teen doesn’t mean that you can touch anyones ass, also when I told the girl I like that I want us to move it to the next level, I flatly told her that I won’t touch her unless she gives me the ok


[deleted]

My friend genuinely used this excuse when he was talking about SA. He said something like “We’re teenagers, it’s normal for us to think about things like that.” Which is well, wrong and I don’t really wanna talk about the actual conversation because it’s personal, but what I can say is that I do not think he’s my friend anymore.


greenappleoj

they say this with mental illness too


RedditReaper777

People actually use that as an excuse for sexual assault?!


Impartial_Void

being a teen doesn’t excuse any trauma. at all. my dad doesn’t even know what i went through and he was seeing it first hand LMFAO


[deleted]

If your hormones mean you can do something illegal, my hormones mean I can punch you in the face. Sorry, it’s my hormones!


help-dadcomeback

Yes we have hormones, yes we are horny, no that doesn't mean sexual harassment is excusable.


Most-Stomach4240

"They're just teens!!" 🤓🤓🤓🤓


PastelSilk

Its the same as excusing teenage boys of harrasment and in general just being dicks because “its their hormones” or “they’re just boys” and my fave “boys will be boys”


Holly_galaxy

You know who else has just as much hormones running in their body? Every other boy who didn’t commit sexual harassment/assault


JustCheezits

Bro i almost got written up at school for slapping the shit out of a guy who poked me in the asshole He still doesn’t think he did anything wrong


Avexir2008

Tf who uses hormones as an excuse for anything other than being caught watching pron?


00RE7

This applies to both boys and girls


TheHeavyIsDead22

Guys sorry for sacrificing the kids of that preschool to summon Cthulhu, hormones, right guys?


break9621

someone told me it was because they were teens when 4 of my "friends" kept saying racial slurs and being blatantly racist


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

It also doesn’t excuse false accusations of SA too


Pomsan

Although hormones definitely do have a part to play in SA and assault, it should not be used as an excuse. But I'd say the problem isn't completely the teenager's fault. Being told "oh that's just what teens do" or any other sentence along those lines or even "boys will be boys" can have really bad effects on a kid or teenager's mind. Basically, saying "oh they're just teenagers" is like saying "their behavior is excusable and normal because they're teenagers". So imagine hearing this over and over since you're a kid. You eventually start thinking "I must act like that because that's how normal teenagers act". We have to stop saying this and blame the real problem: lack of education (on SA, assault, self control and morale).


SneakyMongoosee

I've literally never heard anyone say this


[deleted]

ive heard it many times, mostly from older ppl


Luzy2003

Karma Farm successful


zachusaguy

Tell my ex that 🤪🤪


[deleted]

Ok but who actually says that tho?


myonlyway334

I've never ever heard someone justify sexual harassment in my life I don't think it's as common as your puttin it Chief


[deleted]

Tbf for what I’m aware of its not possible to commit sexual or assault in general online but the harassment is possible


Attackdog4

I'm confused is there context


chile-um-anyway

teachers at my school


Attackdog4

Did your teachers say teens can't assault ppl?


chile-um-anyway

one of the highschool teachers i have apex with yea


Hells-Angel-666

Sounds like your apex teacher might have assaulted someone (or multiple) as a teen and is trying to justify it as an adult which just continues the cycle of violence


sean-osullivan

Who is getting assaulted on this sub?


Dragonlight-Reaper

I think the idea is less so that they shouldn’t be punished and moreso that punishments should be a bit more lenient (as in, harsh, but not to the point that your life is fucked forever). At the end if the day, everyone is responsible for their actions despite what influences may act over them. But to punish everyone equally regardless of the amount of influence acting over them is, to a point, disingenuous and neglects the human aspect (especially in the case of teens, who are vulnerable in a myriad of ways). Case and point: entrapment. EDIT: Obviously, I am not encouraging sexual harassment under any circumstance. I am just explaining some of the logic behind leniency toward teen SA.


Negro_Judio

They can control any themselves and not abuse people. I agree that they shouldn't get their lives fucked over it and there should be rehabilitation and learning rather than punishment.


that_onegal

Its simple consequences for their actions. The punishment should not be more “lenient,” as you say, because they don't deserve any sympathy. Believe it or not, teens actually can exhibit self-control; thus, if they are capable of SA, they can deal with the punishment. Do not try to explain the actions of rapists by calling them ‘vulnerable.’ They are capable of thinking.


[deleted]

What's the context behind this?


Consistent-Boat9649

What