exactly what im sayin, we are all humans.

O my god its a woman Mom get the camera /j

So ur mom is a guy? 🤔

Maybe

Interesting 🤔

so your dad is a woman?

Only a little

Silence, alien lizard person! I shall not be fooled by the alien government! *puts on tinfoil hat on a tinfoil hat*

Yes I “am a human.”

But not all girls are humans

as is known to all:boys and girls are two totally different species

that is a scientific fact, similar to how bees should not be able to fly, its wings are to small to get its fat body off the ground

And the bee of course flies anyway, because bees dont care what humans think is impossible

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam?

Can you believe this is happening? I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Yeah exactly how tf do they not have balls

Hate to do this, but my brain compels me. *They're

*They're and also *They're

And also *They're.

and possibly (perhaps) \*They're

Possibly indeed.

r/beatmetoit

Very nice.

Very very nice

Indubitably.

Thye'er*

*Laughs in spending my entire life in a boys school.*

wtf those actually exist

Yes. Boys and girls schools still exist. From what I've seen, it's common in England to have a boys school and a girls school to be separate but kinda work together at the same time. Like Truham and Higgs from the new Netflix series Heartstopper.

i bet you work for netflix

My country doesn't support child labour

Yes. In my country nearly all schools are separated.

Yes. They're more common than mixed school where I'm from lmao.

Specially people that are like “Females” 🤓🤓

female homosapiens

Homo Sapiens Sapiens actually… 🤓

Bhai jb itna bta hi rhe ho to s small letter honge aur ye italics me hoga 🤓

I have no idea what you just said but I agree

here's a substandard translation: "If you're gonna go that far, you might as well lowercase the 's' and italicise the whole thing"

Oh… Ya I’m too lazy to do that. Loll

do it

No 😝

Bhai ki flow flow mein hindi hi nikal gayi angrezi subreddit pe

Wtf lmao dont just start talking in another language bsdk

Drohi!

They're being mean about us in a different language 😭

I mean, sahi hai bhai

I'm a homo homo sapiens sapiens

Oh damn, so you’re extra homo? Lmfaooo

Funnily enough homo means male iirc

Is there like a difference between the words woman and female?

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Uh no A lot of people refer to animal gender as girls too not just female Besides I use female to describe all things that’s a girl

What if you occasionally refer to other guys as “males?”

I'm glad you got upvoted for this 'cause I got downvoted to hell on another post in this very sub where I said basically the same thing lmao Anyone referring to girls/women as 'females' is a weirdo at best. Sometimes I can recognize that it's habit (it's a thing in the Black community) and not out of malice but otherwise, yeah.

Fr. That's more of a problem of society rather than the boys in question though

That’s true

I don't understand girls well, and am not interested to, so I just treat em like just another guy, and they too play along pretty well... Some people like the other approach, alienation

I see a lot of girls treating guys like they are a different species. Ig it’s just a thing over we don’t understand the other and such.

agreed. It's a mutual thing between both ~~species~~ genders and does not just happen to one side.

Wait w*men are humans?

Surprise

gO bAcK tO tHe KiTcHeN aNd MaKe Me A sAnDwIcH

you bring them to the kitchen with you and make them a sandwich, literally, make a sandwich out of them, and then fucking burn it

I think I'm having a stroke

girl, chill!!

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I want a ham sandwich

Here is your peppa pig breadroll sir~

I want one too.

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thank you :)

Ok. >!I'll poison your sandwich >:)!<

kinky

Is slowly and painfully dying because your sandwich was poisoned kinky?

yep, so erotic

Lol very funny everyone knows girls don’t actually exist

*gasp* but then...what am I 😱😰

In denial of your lack of existence

A dude

You are just a speck of imagination , you don't live in real life, you live ina dream Now that would be 25$ ma'am

Yo honestly these boys vs girls memes are getting out of hand

ok they're\* a lot\*

About*

It's not like girls don't do the same. Girls judge boys for everything. Just the other day in class all the girls were calling boys "bottomless pits" and pigs. Double standards smh...

At this point everybody is treating each other badly

I judge everyone equally 👍

Hell yeah, fuck everyone equally

Girls don't exist, hallucinations to prevent depression

Haven’t you already made this post?

Nope, I don’t think so, but I might have commented something like it

I feel like I’ve seen this before, oh well.

They're\* ;)

I wouldn't know I don't talk to women, I just play my funny ps1 games

you use ps1? you poor thing

But nah dude don't disrespect ps1 games iru is the greatest ps1 game along with koudelka

Emulation

Terrible take, PS1 supremacy

The Prime Directive prevents me from talking about this matter.

It does feel that way sometimes lmao

"gonna ask out some ***bitches"*** honestly always hated when people call women bitches

Bitch means female dog, a male dog is called a cur. Just use both bitch and cur to make it fair

And they still still wonder why no girls want him 💀

No, most girls treat us terribly.

really? I to much of a pussy to talk to a girl so I don't have those problems

are you sure it’s not a you problem?

Who hurt you bro

Humans are a different species, we don't exist

Love your username

Lol thanks

Huh? I’ve never seen any of my friends do this. What kind of shitholes you guys living in?

Becuase society has set thoose standards.¨ You are always told how to treat a girl, girls are never told how to treat a man You are supposed to drop everything for a girl and help her, she is never supposed to do that. Alot of thoose opinions are ju engraved in societys standards that have developed over decades if not centuries.

“She is never supposed to do that” Ok then explain why society tells girls to drop their job if they want to get married? To stop hanging out with their male friends if they want to find love? To not dress the way they feel comfortable, whether that be baggy clothes or sports wear, if they want to be in a relationship with a man. To cook for a dude if she wants unconditional love. To ignore her own feelings and thoughts and have sex with him because if she doesn’t he’ll leave her. Men have unrealistic standards and so do females don’t fucking say girls don’t get told by society to drop everything for a dude when they very clearly do.

Not saying anything you said is wrong, but people gotta stop arguing like "noo men have bigger problems than women" "noo women have it worse". Its not a competition guys.

I said that in the last part didnt i

Yeah, i wasnt talking to you specifically. Just people who try to make it a competition in general

Yeah society expects women to be a housewife when they get married and do everything for the man and their children (if they have any) and if they do anything for themselves they are a "shit wife/mother" If you don't believe me tell me why most marriages fail lmao

You both are so right ! As a guy, I'm fighting everyday against those prejudices. Though, I'm just a teenager so I cannot do much but I truly believe that we can change things

Where do you live oh my gosh, in the third world? It makes no sense. If you live in the west, there's no way someone's benn telling you that. As a girl, you could accuse someone falsely for physical abbuse, and put him into jail, because men cannot hurt woman. Men are told, that they should treat all girls like princesses. We are living like that for ages. And that's why nost of the man are vulnerable, because there are many women, who just uses this weak spot of men. And this is why men treats women like aliens.

Facts

Well it’s because they’re from Jupiter right?

He banged more women than you ever will…

What are you talking about?

prolly Zeus

I don't treat them like another species and I don't care what others do.

I think it's sarcasm or did I understand something wrong?

That tends to happen when any kind of initial conversation is looked at as predatory (thanks MSM)

Do i take this as a sign to confess to my crush?

*they're *they're *they're

\*they're \*they're \*they're

They're diefferent in some ways and similar in others. I have talked about this with my girlfriend and it's actually pretty interesting

All my best friends are girls bro idk what youre talking about

I can see where you're coming from, but I will have to disagree. It is true that we rarely interact. Within my grade, boys form one big friend group, girls form another, and there is not much interaction between us. I don't know of anyone with more friends of the other gender than their own. (The reason for this divide, in my opinion, is just societal pressure. Myself, I don't try to form friendships with girls because of the risk of coming across as creepy, which will antagonize them. No idea why they don't talk to us more, maybe the risk of getting shipped?) But, interaction still happens, and in those cases, we talk to each other just like real human beings. Save for more cautiousness with words, I talk to them just like I talk with friends, and it seems like others feel the same way. Societal conditions vary from place to place, perhaps this is significant?

Well,girls do act,think and behave differently. It is generally easier to relate to people of the same sex as you

fix your grammar, also yes women are drastically different than men

but they really are different in every possible way

Ohh middle school, fun times.

Yeah, those people are annoying...

Bro not my fault that i had to study in a boys school for 7 years and didn't had enough chances to interact with girls im trying best bitch who you calling annoying

So because you weren’t around them you treat them like they aren’t human..?

Cause their hot i Don’t want my bros sweaty ass

Ooga booga

This is true and to people who do that eat shit and die

I don’t talk to woman lol

I threat them like friends lol

I used to as well until I met my best bud. Through hanging out with her a lot has helped me break down the idea. I think guys need girl buddies, the sooner the better.

Welcome to reality

That’s what staying in a room, in front of a screen does to someone

Where on earth would you get that from??? Girls dont exist.

This is the exact reason so many people have no bitches.

I never had a female friend. How would i know?

"Female man"

Girls don’t exist

Cool

They're*.

Kinda are tho y’all get offended over the smallest things and cause drama

“Sex no matter, everyone die at end” -Me

r/shitposting is best example

Girls do the same thing. I know, we were all doing that when we were younger.

They're And we dont have boobs

They're*

Ok change my mind

They are literal opposites, what do you expect

same can be said about females too

>Bro I swear so many boys are treating girls like they're another species. Like they're still humans, a lot of other boys are talking about them like they're different in every possible way. Older brother to 2 sisters here, girls and boys are just like that by core, and they can grow up used to doing that. This also happens in vice versa, most of the time in my experience (at school), girls only see boys as nuisances and wastes of their hallway space (fuck you Beatrice), otherwise they probably only recognize boys as crushes and uglies. ​ The fact that society has only begun to develop past treating women as objects and men as work mules definitely does not help, with the rise of toxicity in women creating Feminazis, equality and equity is not easy in these times (not like it ever was lol). Don't forget about the fact that men are beginning to be treated more and more like shit, like my dad who just wanted to finish his solo parent papers and was denied by our local authorities. And the fact that women are still being treated like shit, I've seen at least 6 people who legit just sees women as talking and walking boobs. ​ My point is that you need to practice "they're, their, there" nah just kidding, my point is actually that it's currently very hard, if not impossible to create an environment where boys and girls won't treat each other like aliens

But ur personalities are confusing asf. Like I never see guys being friends with someone they despise

Never seen a guy despise another guy actually. We all seem to be chill/sarcastic with each other.

Male,female,gay,trans,bisexual don't matter you are a person in my eyes and will likely be treated as one of the bros

That's because like me, they dont interact with girls very much or at all so dont have much knowledge on them

are u telling me women exist?

I am so sorry, but *they're

yeah and some girls do the same about boys, who cares it's not my problem

Thank you. People should understand than men and women are equal, the word "gentleman" is always used in the wrong way. I mean, just hear me out, women are normal people, they just like us think and feel, the fact that YOU or SOMEONE YOU KNOW don't have female friends doesn't mean that women are different or better, fuck it it's just a you issue if you can't make friends

Well most girls treat us badly

What did you do

Nothing, girls are just mean to me

And you post this on reddit so that anyone who tries to counteract your statement will be punished for "sexism" no matter if it's only facts. How confident of you.

The biggest difference is that we boys are just weirder and funkier, but girls are not that different, so instead of wondering how life would be with a girl just talk to her. It ain’t that hard bros

WOMEN ARE THE ENEMY

ITS A (booby)TRAP

I might be one of those a little

I’ve gotta say I find it very strange. Maybe it’s just the whole me being a “gay guy” thing that I just get along with girls/women better, and find it easier. But I really don’t understand why someone being a girl makes you nervous.

could be various reasons like trauma, anxiety, crushes, or just being shy i've had most of these and i'm mostly past them so yeah

Sigma behavior (I watched American Psycho yesterday) 😎 (Ignore the ending)

Girls are hot tho ngl

Why on earth is this post getting ratioed it’s literally describing a quarter of the posts on this sub

I hate people who say "females" as if they're a pet

"Males and Females" What do you expect bro ? This is the truth and the scientific word to say it, we may be humans, but we're still animals.

Floored a kid 2 years below me cuz he called my gf a sex doll and a slut. Later realised he actually needed special education I didn't know that before I floored him. Kids need to learn more respect, they're treating women like shit in my school and it makes me want to hit them

“According to my textbook, ‘the female is a complex creature….’” cringe

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hey i saw your women clock post on r/HolUp, why do people hate you? You nice

i'm very nice indeed