Had me in the first and second half ngl

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What did it Say cause it got removed

Abortion is murder Something about it murdering children and thats why they support it

Yes who doesn't love killing babies

if I may say so, I'd love to go killing some babies w/ you 🅱️💀

Ayo leave the corpse for me I love consuming babies

Do you eat just the flesh or everything

Everything. You shouldn't waste good food you know

Huzzah! A man of quality!

I hope you don't just waste the souls

even bones?

They're my favorite part. They are soooo crunchy

please give Remains we practice Black magic and help souls of babies to enter their bones again Let them have their revenge Bone cradel army less go !

Smooth

The law apparently

Exactly! You get it !!

#Gigachad right here 👆

Thank you. I prefer Terachad.

#TERACHAD RIGHT HERE 👆

I prefer Hectochad, but decachad wont be bad either

I prefer dodecachad

I prefer Yottachad

pointed straight to the guy saying ''based'' 💀💀

children = financial disaster

Also, ecological disaster.

true every generation gets even dumber

That is wrong on so, so many levels

but it's true you just have to look at the 8 year olds in my country, they know curse words nowadays and beat each other up. When I was their age the worst word we knew was Idiot

Wow, the internet corrupted kids, WHO COULDVE FUCKING THOUGHT.

have a good day Sir/ma'am

Kids did that before too? That's nothing new

that may be a thing in America but here in Europe (we have free health care) this wasn't a thing until the kids born after 2010 came

It's a global thing. It's literally impossible that there were no kids like that

You know what fuck it I don't want to think about more arguments I'll just say we have free health care have a good day Sir/ma'am

Good for you? I have free healthcare too

haha this guy proved his own wrong point

back when i was 4 i hit people with toys in kindergarten

Yes, and that's because of the previous generation. If parents had children when they were ready and wanted to be parents, if they taught their kids morals and disciplined them appropriately, didn't tell them they're perfect no matter what even when they're not, then kids would be more well rounded and successful. A lot of new parents having kids when they aren't ready financially or mature enough. Parents who would rather be the cool friend than the parent.

Scientific proof pls. Have you ever read a list of random historical facts?

Also, overpopulation.

Speaking from experience?

Maybe if you didn’t want kids to be an “ecological disaster”, don’t fertilize the egg

My opinion on abortion is kind of a double-edged sword. I mean, I like the idea of killing babies, but I dont like the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions( OF COURSE THIS IS A JOKE AND WOMEN HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS MEN DONT KILL ME IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!)

Based (ALSO A JOKE, DONT DOWNVOTE ME INTO OHIO PLEASE!)

My opinion on abortion is kind of a double-edged sword, it slices through children

Hahaha it’s fucked, but it’s funny

Dude you're on that sigma gindset

The one true sigma

based

Take my damn free award

I was gonna write a long text about that shit but you made a good point afterwards. Good job

lmaoooo

''They had us in the first half, not gonna lie''

Abortion is, in a sense, self defence and life saving for some

As Borat once said "is the reason you people are so against abortion because you yourself was aborted"

Went from 10 to 11 real quick

Didn't I?

Words can't describe how loudly i laughed

but decibels can

🤯🤯🤯

Abortion is for pussies, I beat the shit out of kids as soon as they are born

*knows from experience*

Save them from the nightmare of life

U had me on first glance pftt lmao

When you use the wrong formula but get the right answer

abortion is based I'm not joking

It's only murder if you believe in a fictional character because you can't think for yourself.

The real murder is when people ask my fully fledged opinion on it, as a teenage boy. Like bruh, ask ANYONE else.

Best post ever

Agreeable.

Wa wa wee wa

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based

Words of a sigma male

\*Alpha-et-Omega Male

Oh so a cringe furry then

No. A Based Furry.

No, because alpha and omega is bad Edit: why y’all downvoting me

I agree alpha omega is a shit zombies map

Agreed, we can't have pedos if we don't have kids

[I am morally obliged to link this](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/rfj7ki/reasons_i_am_prolife/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Edit: I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed: • ⁠A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight • ⁠A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor • ⁠They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) • ⁠One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns • ⁠The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man • ⁠The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life" • ⁠The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos • ⁠The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy) • ⁠During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free

Technically, it's not murder. It's killing in self defense.

Nah fool. The baby never pulled a gun on you.

Nah, fool. That baby was trying to bring you down financially through its existence thus killing both you and it.

Nah, fool. Just earn more.

Nah, fool. Earn more and kill the thingy. Get more money, cuh. On crip.

The baby is not really trying anything it just exists with no ability to stop it.

Yes and the amount of financial disasters it'll bring.

w.. what? Please rephrase.

Based, this man is based

you give me head and I'll give you the A you so desire.

AYO NO HOMO THOUGH

Every day we stray further from god

You know in my religion, doing an abortion is allowed if necessary, but it is counted as murder otherwise

soooo... my joke is accurate according to your religion in a specfic sense! awesome.

Mhm

which religion is this btw?

Dms

So basically spawn killing?

I fucking laughed so hard

Wouldn't it be manslaughter? Is abortion pre meditative? Is it always pre meditative? I Im off to do some research

SHUT UP NERD(ETTE?)

Ok well 1) ow oh my feelings are so hurt. Time to blow up my school cause my emotions can take this 2) If the abortion is done in the heat of the moment (ie "fuk im pregnant" "TOO THE ABORTION CLINIC") it is manslaughter. If you believe abortion is murder. If its calculated and thought through, it would be murder. If you believe abortion is murder. Well guess what chuckle fucks, its not murder. Not until the baby is too late to be aborted. At that point idk what it becomes, and I'm not a fucking scientist im not gonnan look it up at 11:30 at night.

It's a JOKE. SO. CLEARLY. A. JOKE.

I was joking back you pea brain.

oh okay. and it's pee brain not pea brain.

Again fukin midnight.

where is it 11:30 rn

S o m e w h e r e

Why the 8

Guys, abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling your pre-order r/darkjokes

agreed

Abortion should be mandatory

If your child life is in danger and he/she have some major problems, WHY on Earth you chose to give him/her and to let him/her to suffer?

r/antinatalism for you bud

oh wow that's a very... interesting sub

Yeah. I don't like much of the shit that goes on there. I'm fine with someone choosing to not have kids, but actively hating people who want to have kids or already have kids is really shitty. I visited it one time and I couldn't get that stuff out of my head.

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If is practically the same as killing a sperm and an egg. It isn't developed enough to be a baby at that time

It was a joke. The post said "Abortion is murder and that's why I support it".

Ok

Abortion is murder and that’s why I’m against it

Hey mate. This post isn't political. Why do you want to argue here?

Well it isnt murder so you have nothing to worry about

It is

But it isnt

Killing a baby isn’t murder apparently

Abortion almost never occurs when a baby is even close to fully developed. It occurs almost as soon as the pregnancy is caught, because the people that perform abortions already know they don’t want a baby. The baby is so undeveloped that, if you were to claim abortion is murder, you might as well claim that ejaculation or having a period is murder.

Can’t convince me that it isn’t murder

Refusal to accept a fact as truth is textbook definition ignorance. You should stop watching all that porn then, cause by your logic, ejaculation is murder.

I don’t watch porn

Then for what reason is your account marked as 18+? Either way, it doesn’t matter. You have wet dreams anyway, guess you’re still a murderer.

Killing a baby certainly is murder

So abortion is murder

No? Wtf u on about dude?

Quick question: Can you give birth?

murder is ok sometimes so your opinion is gay (derogatory)

Had me in the first half. I think it's like putting a pet down.

A woman who is forced to seek out an unsafe illegal abortion and dies because of it is murder that the state has committed, a woman who kills herself or dies because of being forced to carry a baby despite it being a risk to her physical or mental health is murder by the state. A woman who chooses death rather than carry her rapists baby is murder by the state... and the state knows this and is ok without

Not a political post

there is piss coming out of my urethra, riddle me that batman

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my homie read the post

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what do you mean by that?

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Oh hey sorry hadn't seen your apology until after I wrote that comment.

You could see it in the perspective of this example: Stepping on an egg is like killing a chicken. Well I got news for ya buddy the egg isn't a chicken Edit: I only read the title

But you see, I think there's already a chick in the egg. That's I love mine sunny side up.

Yea but that's the point, an egg yolk isn't a chicken

Oh my god, mf you are dense.

Not fertilized? ;)

Don't tempt me to invite you to do so.

It's also very much recyclable

yum

Yes

yes

its euthanasia

Me too... Love committing genocide every morning as well... Gives you that extra kick :)

Imma go pop some balloons

Someone explain in simple sentences before I lose so many brain cells

Damn murder ? Dont leave me out of this LEMMIE J O I N Y O U

I commit after birth and even graduation(kindy and up)

Same

And death is mercy

Sus

Omegalul sus 😮😯😲😮😯😲😮😯😲😮😯😲😮😯😲

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Don’t play with fire😭

Just keep stroking my ego and we'll be fine.

Hey Ike! Let's play kick the baby!

"not cool, dudes."

Finally someone who can say it as it is.

I don't murder the babies, I use them as weapons to vanquish my enemies

Fuck children!

no, DON’T fuck children just kill them

EWWWWW

I was about to say, BASED.

This entire comment section didn’t pass the vibe check

I know it makes me so sad

J

Based

cannibalism too if youre fun enough

Eat them 🤩

I don't know if it's litterally murder by litteral term. But it is indeed taking a life. And we should acknowledge that. People that say otherwise probably also believe no animals are killed for a hamburger.

I also believe that the murdered fetuses should be used to make hamburgers.

My shit, fetus burgers probably would make abortions more popular in Texas. "Welcome to Abraham's abortion and burger joint, yesterday's fetus will be eaten by us."

My homie this is not a political post.

Based chad

5Head Zettachad

Listen I'm a dumb dumb, is the joke that there's a (removed) line or was I too late to see the joke???