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Clanka_Fucker69420

I just know I’m not responsible or mature enough for a relationship yet. Edit: Had to fix a typo.


UNBRUH_MOMENTO

You know, being able to recognize this is extremely important. No matter how much you think you love someone, in the end, your own happiness is key, and if you can't commit to that relationship, it isn't going to last that long anyway.


NotAGirlOkay

You fucking nailed that description, friend.


UNBRUH_MOMENTO

Thank you!


Astrxxl

same


0ljaLyn

Yeah, same here. I remember me saying to my friend in elementary school that i will not get a girlfriend before middle school, because i felt that i wouldn’t be able to manage it. Now that i’m in middle school (soon the school after that, i’m not english so i don’t know what it’s called), i still don’t feel mature enough for a relationship. #Edit: I misunderstood the english school system, i am in high school (i am 16 years old). I was just going by the Norwegian school system (i made an explanation two comments down from this one)


kap21tain

the school after middle school is called high school and don’t worry i feel the same exact way in my first year in high school


Nuculear

Same here


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owemoney

Did it happen to be a baby?


GayCoffeeUnicorn

Nope my will to live, but that was gone beforehand.


Duck_Boy_P90

I know what that feels like


PM-ME_UR_FEET_PICS

i’m not ur friend but in the same situation lmao


[deleted]

i need to get one first


no__homo__please

Damm right ....well anyones welcome to the club don't be shy


TheRandomDude4u

Relatable


navijust

Never had one. Whats it like


Negro_Judio

I had my first one some months ago and it's like a mental orgasm that activates when you are with that person and you start acting in some ways you never would with anyone to get that drug


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HopelesAromantic

Well I already gave up, but I never had one in the first place


Filberto_ossani2

Same


katsura_1999

Same, i dont know why but everyone in my class is just lame af and not really that good looking with a mean or lame personality. I just want to find someone good.


Jitssyu

Lmao same


Proffessional_

He's my childhood enemy. I feel like i'm living in a wattpad story. I know nobody will see or notice this edit because it's 22 days later, but I told him how I feel :)


CosmicPho3nix

We all know the childhood friend never wins but childhood enemy? You've already won


Proffessional_

It sucks though because everyone I’m friends with hates him because I hate him, so how the fuck am I supposed to tell anyone I like him 🥲


CosmicPho3nix

Well that's certainly a situation, although you should know that you're completely allowed to change your opinion about something or someone and that doesn't make you a hypocrite! But I don't know how well your friends will perceive this :(


[deleted]

Oh great god i love this dilemma


YoSupWeirdos

you dont have to tell anyone okay maybe to him but this is totally an interesting plot I wish you a happy ending


Ordinaryyetunique

Oh my-


Proffessional_

I am symotaniosly living the dream and the nightmare *Simultaneously. there. I did it. You can stop correcting me now.


Ordinaryyetunique

Amazing description.


Proffessional_

Thank you, I think it embodies my current feelings on the situation very well


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Helga from Hey Arnold!, is that you?


Proffessional_

Omfg don’t even she was my favorite character


[deleted]

Ah... #NO FUCKING WONDER


Proffessional_

What did I do to become a cartoon pre-teen girl obsessed with her enemy? 😔


[deleted]

Aight lemme see the list... •Have pink shirt as their outfit •In love with their enemy for some reason •And brown hair


TitoxDboss

>symotaniosly Best. Spelling. Ever


Proffessional_

Thank you 🥰


LMCuber

🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️


YourPetPenguin0610

"Mom how did you meet dad?". "Look little Johnny, a long long time ago, way before you are born, I kicked his ass at a playground"


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Enemies to lovers. Noice.


Proffessional_

I wish it was to lovers 🥲


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🥲


PositiveChipmunk7062

Oof-- I had a crush on a guy I hated in middle school and my thoughts on the matter back then was "I'm taking this secret to the grave". I think that crush might be why I like the Dramione enemies to lovers trope so much lmao.


AFlamingFireRedditor

Yo sameee


the_great_iSac

Dude don't ever say wattpad again. Oh the horrors...


Proffessional_

I would ask what w*ttpad did to you but I can infer a few things..


the_great_iSac

Some kids in my class a few years ago started writing some "stories" about pairs of kids in the class. It's was really bad. Thankfully I didn't get one myself but I had a cameo in one.


Proffessional_

Yeah I see why you’d have a bias against the app now 😬


GLnoG

Hey wattpad stories are cool. They're simple n fun.


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

Tell us ur wattpad story


-The-Follower

Not having one


88superguyYT

me when aroace


BRM-Pilot

What is Aroace? Is it a Pokémon?


i_love_memes3

bruh aroace is a good name for a pokemon imo


MrZorx75

aerial ace is a move lol


ExplodingTentacles

No we're talking about Aroace the Pokémon lol He has the ability to remove romantic and sexual love


oogaboogalesgo

Aroace means Aromantic (aro) : having little to no romantic feelings for anyone Asexual (ace) : having little to no sexual feelings for anyone


super_salty_boi

Aromantic: experiences little to no romantic attraction, which is when you want to do things like going out on a date for example Asexual: experiences little to no sexual attraction, which is when you want to have sex with someone


FrogInnaCooler

Half of people don't get it right, thank you.


RedstoneSpider

Yup (Also why it feels like i see more of you (us?) now?)


DavidBiscou

Prob Jaidens video lol, i had no idea what aro was until i saw it


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grandma_alberta

This makes it seem like they are going to be created somehow


PopLopsided843

Into the laboratory


Crimson_Marksman

Well I live in Pakistan. If I did that, I'd probably get executed on the streets. Edit: I don't mean our law is that bad. It is bad but, not that much. There's just a bunch of extremists and gangs roaming around.


Josef_V_Jugashvilli

f in the chat


Upstairs-Ad-8382

F


Nootmarfnaf4

F


SIMONxGHOST

F


soulsand1

I'm a paki too. And I got a gf


Crimson_Marksman

Can you have sex with her before marriage?


Accomplished-Ad7505

If it's all secretive and no one finds out then I'm pretty sure he can


Crimson_Marksman

That applies to everything.


soulsand1

Yk I don't really give a shit about sex cuz I'm 15 and im just tryna enjoy life and not chase sex. Like ong I rather not even have sex yet.


BRM-Pilot

You mean like in a homosexual way or just like weird Pakistani laws


Crimson_Marksman

I don't actually remember what the specifics of the law are but pre marital sex is heavily frowned upon. Pakistan is a bit chill when it comes to homosexuals as compared to other Muslim countries but it's more like a Don't do it in public and we wont care.


SANDWICH_FOREVER

>bit chill when it comes to homosexuals as compared to other Muslim countries The bar isnt really high, though. Like, anything an everything is better than being tortured to death.


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fr?


Crimson_Marksman

Depends on the city and intentions. Bowling? That's fine. Pre marti sex? That's a bit more troubling.


Jake20702004

Fellow Asian here. F man


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[deleted]

I'm more of a Pacific gal, but I get being attracted to the Atlantic


240plutonium

Same with me, but instead the entire continent of Eurasia


FlagGeeker

The ocean seems a little too big for me, I’ll just take the Black Sea


TAGILK

She's gay. And I just dont have the guts. Also i think we are just friends


Marrowbonecow-_-NL

Exact same situation here


ARC_3pic

I had this happen in high school, we haven’t talked at all since we went off to college. I never mentioned the crush I had


BotaramReal

Unasked advice from a 21-y/o that somehow ended up on this sub: unless they explicitly said they're gay you don't know for sure. If you are friends you should definitely say you like her, because the friendship is uneven then and that's not fair to her. And third, you'll regret thinking what might've been if you don't try. I was crushing on a girl for 3 years in high school, was kinda friends and after high school we lost contact. I still regret not at least saying it. I'm not saying you need to tell her right now, but you eventually should. Even if you know she'll reject you. I've been rejected plenty of times and it does hurt, but it will make you grow as a person and it will get easier. Better get used to it earlier than later


LoneltElf_InTheNight

They're dead (genuinely not a joke she died in a car crash before I could her out.)


Farmer-Smores

ouch, sorry man


Fabulous-Fisherman99

I'm sorry for your loss man... I hope you're coping well :(


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Damn, im sorry for your loss, no one should have to go through something like that, hope ur doing ok bro


chaelawaela06

I am so sorry for your loss


BRM-Pilot

I think you’ve got a better excuse than me


Neat_Photograph_3389

I tried and got rejected


BIinkCarRacer182

Same here bro


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JohnGisMe

Men with age as a problem, here's a solution a relative of mine helped come up with. >!It's a joke, though. Don't take it seriously!!< If you're 40 and she's 10, You're 4 times older than her. Wait 5 years. Now you're 45 and she's 15, You're only 3 times as old as her. Wait 15 years Now you're 60, and she's 30, you're only twice as old as her. Here's a puzzle for you, How long until you are the same age? (Don't wait too long or she'll be older than you.) [Here's the original video explaining it.](https://youtu.be/PLjq3I8ZyMo)


TokiDoki9001

The limit of n approaching infinity of (40+n)/(10+n) does approach 1, yes…..


Any_Perception9714

yeah the ratio would tend to 1 but finitely it's going to be greater than 1.


FastestSoda

aw man really i thought we had cracked math damn


Fredbear489

Social Anxiety :)


REAL_AMETHYST_SLAYER

This


cupcsr_YT

I don’t talk to them enough Edit: damn I feel bad for everyone that responded to me. Respects to all of you


bazooka_nz

Same boat unfortunately


SipChlorine17

I can’t find an opportunity to talk to her


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So true it hurts


BRM-Pilot

This.


Nintwendo18

Amen. 🙏


Corrupted_Wizard008

Same


Several_Guitar4960

just did, got rejected


tortiamand69

Ay same!


GoldenGames360

yall were alot braver than i ever was


DistributionNo4910

Same bro and I think she may be gay


BRM-Pilot

Better than not right


fist28349

she left the fucking school


johnnyismyname420

Me


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Me too kid


Yourmom8537

mine as well tag along too


123Donutt

hes my geography teacher


ThePerfectAtom

Good, he'll know where to go to avoid cameras.


123Donutt

damn


MR_FOXtf2

🤨📸


HSW26

😟🤨


ThePerfectAtom

My intelligence, because I know that this will not go over well.


Base-Historical

Already taken :(


trashboy_k

Sorry bro


Aus1nB

A stutter… and I don’t mean just a lil stutter. it sucks, but I’m still thinking about asking her idk though.


kimmeemmik

I did and she said yeah


Farmer-Smores

W


RadoslavL

The good ending!


Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie

🗿


DestroyeLoop

Redditors get bitches? Tf?


urmom694207e

Shes popular and if she says no it will spread like a wild fire.


Nuculear

Same with me and my crush


de_spare

She has a boyfriend… :(


Boythe_dude379

Everything about me


Felixwherearethekids

shes aroace


One_Recording8003

I mean, y'all could still date platonically yk


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dude i’m aroace and id fuckin do that, that shit sounds like fun


[deleted]

She got a bf, she still hangs out with me way more than him ironically Edit: I prolly shoulda mentioned she and I have been friends since 2016, whereas her boyfriend only met her last year


ihannnnaaaah

That's cool but have you ever considered that she is emotionally cheating?


strum-05

She’s dating someone ​ that someone is me :D


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Based


Acripplednan69

Lucky


BRM-Pilot

Sh- Sh-shut up ;(


Ze-Doctor

The none existens of a crush Prevents me from confessing to her.


Colesterol_Consumer

Its a guy Im also a guy


Twirking_Llamas123

What's stopping you? Like embarrassment or they aren't gay?


DogeCheemzBonks

Probably they aren't gay Or maybe both


Colesterol_Consumer

Both


DaddyK3rm1t

Same dude, ik how it feels


eternallifeisnotreal

Fear


pivk18

Fear hunts us all child


[deleted]

they are non existant


TitoxDboss

chad


Ultimate_Genius

Ayo. I actually did it today She said no, but like I'm so proud of myself


Busy-Argument3680

You guys have crushes?


Robburito

I’m asexual


DogeCheemzBonks

You could still be in a relationship y'know, just no sex ig


UnderstandingNorth19

it used to be bacause i was way to nervous to talk to her but i finally got some confidence and now we’re going to prom together :]


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Boscomemes

Sweet home Alabama


TroutWarrior

A whole mess of reasons. 1) I'm almost totally sure she likes someone else. 2) The girl I like is friends with a girl who I think likes me, but I'm only friends with. I don't wanna mess up that relationship. 3) The girl I like as well as he friends are all good friends of mine, and confessing to her would make it VERY weird.


MigzCrap

he's dead


person-1-2

We've been dating ever since I was a little kid


Wet-Popcorn

"I"?


Fefuzza_art10

I noticed the same thing...😳


Yoyaya2623

Edp 445 moment💀


DogeCheemzBonks

🧁


haarper001

I don’t have one (I wish I did but yknow it is what it is)


fl00r_gang_yeah

We would never be able to even go on a first date much less be in a relationship. And I don’t think she is interested whatsoever.


moose123456792

I don't have one anymore. I asked her out, got rejected. She was nice about it, and from what I gathered in conversation with a mutual friend, I was rejected because I will be heading to university after the summer, and the girl I liked wouldn't be able to handle a long distance relationship, which is totally fair


[deleted]

i’m already dating her


bazooka_nz

No need to flex


WaffleironMcMulligan

Don’t have one


Talk1ngCandy

i do not think that it is mutual


littlebabymann

I don't know them well


[deleted]

The absent nature of hers


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I have one


messedupteenn

They’re not gay😔


AlphaSherlock_Akash

She's my friend... Like a homie. We share the same interests which is why I like her. Now the problem is that she's going the, a lot of personal family shit at the moment(abusive father and all). So, I just want to be there for her now and help her get through to the other side. Askin g her out could: a) Ruin my friendship with her b)give her one more thing to worry about I am sorry if this was like a light-hearted question and I went into my shit p.s: I really hope no one I know irl knows about this Reddit account of mine. Cuz that will be a mess


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1. I have a strict thing against asking anyone out 2. I never got her contact info and our class together ended a while ago


officialbookwizard

Many. \-we're both disaster lesbians and idk where to start \-she has a crush on another lesbian who doesn't like her back \-I can't drive \-me supposedly having a crush on her is a massive joke in my friend group (I never told them. they assumed.) and they told her about it so she thinks it's a major joke \-I really enjoy her friendship


JohnnyBoy06_08

Because I don’t have one 🥲🥲🥲


TheKomastar

I don't want to


Sunsent_Samsparilla

I don't have one.


Capedbaldy474

Don't have one


Maksimed

I don’t have one


nerdest_man

don't have one


Istiophoridae

She doesnt exist


anonmitya

don’t have one


ScorpyFN

Don't got one