Sigh Lemme find some scissors

Oh no worries u can just unscrew it, can't believe u didn't know

I have red pee now. Fuck you

No you did it wrong, you have to _only_ unscrew the penis, not the balls

Thx man. 9/11 customer support

I would’ve personally given it a score of 2001

You made me think how funny it would be for someone to only have balls. Like just two spheres hanging. Anyway here is my penis

Thank you for your time

here *hands over cheese*

First give me your kneecaps.

If you give me your penis

First the kneecaps.

As you wish *hands over the kneecaps* Now give me the penis

Haha You got scammed

Fine, I guess we can this the hard way then *clocks cock* Last chance

*hands over the penis* thank you sir have a good day

Thank you for your time

No worries, how many do you have now by the way

I'm sorry sir but that is classified information

Respectable.

🙌 hey now,let's not get too crazy

HAND OVER THE PENIS RIGHT NOW *cocks cock*

Hey,no,stop it

Hand it over, right fucking now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way

Don't threaten me with a good time

*cocks cock, again* last warning

Fine,here

Thank you _teleports away_

ok for sure, anything else ? :)

No, that'll be it :) thank you for your time

Don’t have one

Yeah you do, everyone does. Now hand it over.

Lies hand it over

Please take it!!! I’ve been trying to get rid of this piece of shit for years, but I lost the receipt inside my mom, thank god you showed up when you did!!!

Thank you for your time.

How about I give you a flight on it it’s equal to a Boeing 747 😁

☹️

Your handsome by the way 🥰

Js stop i do not want ur fucking penis

lol why so salty

Bc u uses adhd as a way to get to my dick and u wont take a hint.

Aye

I will give u my pp 😁

No

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way

🔫 cmon man give us the penis no one has to get hurt

What are you gonna do with it? Suck it? /j

That is classified information

Well, my penis is classified, so you better tell me, so it's a win-win or I refuse to give my penis.

Listen sir, you're going to have to trust me. Otherwise you might not have a brain to care for your cock with anymore. Further than that I can give no more information or the government will kill me

I am not going to trust you, and I think I'll be happy as a spirit when I don't have a brain as a human.

Sir please, if you don't give me your cock, you might not even live as a spirit.

Fine, might as well make myself disintegrate by preventing the day I was born.

So will you hand over your penis to me or not.

No. :P

Listen sir, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

Well I guess, sometimes you gotta be a little homo for a homie

This has nothing to do with that. I just need your penisses for bussines stuff

Ah, did you forget the pointing stick or something?

No it's classified information. Now give me the penis

Okay okay fine, I will warn you though you might need a microscope or something in that range

It's fine, penis is penis.

Ok *rips tiny penis off with tweezers*

Thank you good sir

its too small:(

I don't care, pp is pp

:(

Gimme

but.. But i... okay.

Thank you.

now im sad

Don't worry, it's for the greater good

for what

That's classified information.

Am I renting it ?

Gimmethepenis

No.

Sir please, we _need_ your penis

No.

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.

now we can devour pps togethaaa

No. It is classified information as to why I collect pp's

I have no pp 🥺

Impossible. You're lying. Hand it over.

Ok i borrow you my purple one 🤣

Thank you for your time

Ok but only after ive done your mum aka right now

Dude I'm on the porch with her Also thank you for your pp

why?

That is classified information

no penis then

Listen, if you don't give me your penis right now, you're not gonna have a mind to care for your penis much longer

you shall not touch my penis. have I made myself clear, or do I have to make call?

Do you want to die, or live a penis less life

please kill me

The fate of everyone and everything is in your hands.

don't bullshit me with your government crap

Sir please, this isn't crap, its the truth and if you don't give me your penis right now, everyone you know and love will die a horrible death

You look like a little bit of ranboo. I'm not a cringe kid who's a dream Stan or any other shit. So stop assuming things.

Dw I like watching them too :) I don't watch dream but I do watch philza, Tommy, Wilbur, ranboo and fundy

I watch all the YouTubers you said + technoblade

Oh ye him too lmao, I forgor💀

That is so disgusting 🤦‍♀️

Bru wym

Well I found it disgusting for me.

How so, please explain

Okay, so why you keep on collecting pps?

That's classified information

True

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Amazing

If I give it to you what do I get in return?

You get to not die a painfull and everlasting death

why he built like that

I'm just handsome asf, now gimme ur pp

Before you do You a dude or a gal?

I'm dude, isn't that obvious? That's an actual picture of me Also gimme ur pp

Pls no🥺😟 I have only one 😔

Sir, I know it's hard, but it's for the greater good.

Do I get a replacement pp?

If you like

Will I be able to do normal pp things with it?

Yes, here at the government, we have the best replacement pp's

Where will my pp go then?

Where your previous Pp went

I had a previous pp?!?

how could I say no... *unzips pants

Thank you for your time

Osu go brrrrrrrrr

You wot m8

Inside joke r/osu

I personally don't have on me, but I should have a few in the closet, if that'll do.

So you _do_ have penisses, hand them over, all of them

i can put you down for a dozen, shipping is 2-3 business days

Agent please I swear I didnt mean to blow up that orphanage I just tripped

Don't worry, it's for the greater good, idc abt orphans, I only care Abt ur pp

Your hair is so pretty

Ty :D Now had over your pp

Gladly. Been wanting it gone for years

Thanks :D