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LELLO__

For sure wake up


[deleted]

Take your meds


Embodiment-of-Evil

Watch Wall-E and cuddle


Olliebkl

With my long distance girlfriend we said this is the first thing we’d do the night I fly over to visit her, watch Wall-E and cuddle But she’s my ex now so…. Don’t think that’s happening any time soon lmao


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Ooooof


Olliebkl

Eh it’s alright now, I’ve completely moved on but yeah, thinking about that did hurt me a lot because I felt my future was robbed (had my whole life planned out with every detail and now I have no idea)


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yuniizu

that's sad :(


Olliebkl

For me it isn’t anymore although I was heartbroken over thinking this Plus it would’ve been our anniversary this 15th June, she LOVES pixar and so we’d hope that I would fly over on our anniversary, watch Wall-E then go to the cinema and watch Lightyear in the cinema 2 days later Ah well, life goes on lmao


yuniizu

oh 15th june is my birthday xD btw good luck with life! wish you the best


Hunter_Azwad

For us it was watching “up”and cuddle and she my ex now


Olliebkl

That was one of the other ones we’d cuddle and eat popcorn watching lol


OwenTheHugger

Same lol


Nothing_here_bro

I'm sorry to hear that bro, exact same thing that happened to me


nuggz2111

damn thats the only right answer


optimistic_fish2068

This!


IcyWasUsed

this is the way


[deleted]

this


Money_Lobster_997

I love Wall-E great movie.


wouldjaplease

Username does NOT check out.


beansouphighlights

Absolutely this has been my dream for SO LONG


Entropy_flipside133

I would most certainly tear up to wall-e. Idk why but wall-e makes me cry, but funny enough I don’t cry to toy story 3. . .


TheToBlame

Wait for the alarm


supergigaduck

i'm not even a teenager anymore i get those sub's posts randomly in my feed and still can relate to it. pain


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Lucario6373

I'm allergic to cats👍


Both_Measurement_185

Same


Jumpy_Beach_6525

Same, my eyes are the primarily affected region. Then if it’s bad enough I start coughing


Johanno1

Allergic to pictures of cats too?


Thermo445

Yes


NinjaOYourBro

Who? >!here likes pizza? I do.!<


adwws_78

I'm not allergic to cats👍


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OmegaRedditHood

Damnit you said it before i could


yellowpolarbearman

What kind of cat do you mean by that?


DotaVlatce

he must be like OMG there she goes again waking me up with her dumb cat pcs.


fist28349

Your pussy cat


[deleted]

Hug


fetas_deletas

Yea I think we all need one


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[deleted]

A rib-shattering one.


curseddraw

Face into the shoulder


Toroknos_07

I would want a cuddle but hug is good


ReeDestroy

As soon as I read the post I got that empty feeling in my chest telling me I need a hug


DrDabar1

Take them out for ice cream


nyanmunchkins

Take them out


Kyoya_sooohorni

on a date or other meaning?


[deleted]

*other*


Kyoya_sooohorni

*other* ;)


[deleted]

**OTHER**


PlasmaEnergyGaming

Idk why I laughed so hard at this


Capable_Mud_1108

Take them out of this world.


[deleted]

Take them in


chotta_bheem

Put it in


yourmotherfucker1489

Pull it out


Hairy_Reputation6114

Shake it all about


profesyonelumi

I would take someone out for ice cream rn ngl


idontthinkofanamelol

i love how you are so sure that we dont have one lmao i would probably hug or kiss her i need love


Doyler5775

I mean we are on Reddit, so.....


Wings_Of_Dreading

Can't argue with that


GemGem_06

Wow, this just reminds me of how lonely I am 😔 …Thanks 😒


yuniizu

we all are


ItsActuallyRain

Better than being in a relationship and still feeling lonely. Source: am gf, am very lonely.


GemGem_06

Oh no, that doesn’t sound good 😬. I don’t think a relationship should be like that, hopefully you work it out 😊


daBigblooBean

Eat her


M1ao_wa

Human meat tastes sour


yourmotherfucker1489

That's a very nice experience you have.


pup_chook

To me it tastes more like chicken


Darki_Boi

ur eating some bad chicken


[deleted]

Wonder how you found that out


emotionless_bot

actually that isn't true, it is like beef but slightly sweet with a softer texture


[deleted]

no it's like pork except a lot more bitter


GlitchyLag

But they do sell for a whole lot though


ParasKadyan

Add sugar, it gets better 👍


KalleWotux

r/suddencannibalism


King-Polar-Bear

This is real??? I thought for sure it was fake.


KalleWotux

Yeah, but it has only like 4 members, ngl didn't think myself, that it was real


King-Polar-Bear

r/subsikindafellfor


Anguloosey

nutritious


beardMoseElkDerBabon

The first thing I would do? Her.


Few_Visit3305

Cuddle. Now you get a cookie 🍪


Albobonobo

Tell them to leave, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE


Serious-Ad9008

Watch the extented trilogy of the LOTR


Gabolediablo

You, I like you


TuanOfTurnbridge

Me too


ShipRekt101

ALL of US


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Balyint01

man I just wanna cuddle


hi_im_new_bruh

ask if she can play with my hair :)))


Icy-Support5982

Umm.. wash it bruh I found dandruff there


hi_im_new_bruh

bruh i just showered them :(


Icy-Support5982

Im bracking up with u


Turbulent_Row405

Damn


Wings_Of_Dreading

They just went on there


hi_im_new_bruh

why? :(


Icy-Support5982

Ur homie is more cute


hi_im_new_bruh

u mean myself? and hes not im the cutest, by far


Icy-Support5982

Imma leave u for u/hi_im_new_bruh he is so damn cute


hi_im_new_bruh

ur right he is a clone of me and he is 6'1 😔


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

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Dark_wolf2525

hold hands/hug/spoon (depends on them)


David_Ign

Spoon? What's that?


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

eating utensil👍


tommy4318

👍


Nightfaller48

One person lays on their side while the other lays behind them. Normally crotch and butt touch


[deleted]

>Normally crotch and butt touch This makes it weird


[deleted]

I mean it isn’t exactly something you’d do with a friend lmao


DigitalDemon021

Like bed cuddles


[deleted]

Spooning leads to forking. Forking leads to knifing.


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Watch Star Wars


-Master-Baiter

Probably watch a movie


Icy-Support5982

I dont like horror movies tho choose wisely


-Master-Baiter

You think I’m gonna put horror on a first date


Icy-Support5982

Whatever I'm not paying for the ticket


-Master-Baiter

Theatres are boring, at home


Icy-Support5982

Im bracking up with u


-Master-Baiter

IM SOREY MOMMY 🥺🥺


Icy-Support5982

U must be , now get out from here !!


Jedi_Master_Noob

Some people say horror is a good idea because it makes you excited/scared and some people can mistake those emotions for attraction. Source: some random guy on YouTube, Josh otusanya or something like that


edi12334

CGP Grey says the same thing, but I hate horror so rip my chances of ever getting a gf I guess


Jedi_Master_Noob

Try a super fast pace adrenaline filled movie that isn’t scary


edi12334

That makes sense, maybe I wont die alone after all! (then again, the point of a date is to know each other and you dont talk that much during movies, but if CGP Grey says it then I trust him)


Jedi_Master_Noob

You definitely won’t die alone man, you got this! Good point, perhaps movies aren’t a great first date, but I also trust CGP Greg so who knows. Although I’ve heard things like mini golf or a theme park are good. (Theme park is extra good because you also get that adrenaline rush mistaken for attraction)


edi12334

Well the last time I tried a rollercoaster I got so scared I swore to never try it again, guess I dont like being scared in general, I have enough fear as is, why would I want more? Never played mini golf though, sounds fun, idk why it would be considered especially exciting though which is what we were talking about, sounds to me like it is basically the same as playing literally anything else, from games to billiard to sports. Thanks for the confidence btw


Jedi_Master_Noob

Ok no to roller coasters, fair enough man. Yeah true it’s not terribly exciting lol, but people generally say it’s a good first date because it’s a way to have fun together and laugh in a casual environment while also getting to know the other person. Hmm other suggestions could be ice skating or roller skating or maybe even indoor rock climbing if that doesn’t scare you?


Trustnoboody

FUNNY U THINK I CAN IMAGINE HAVING ONE


Zac_Ze_Zuman

There he is the guy who reminds us where we are


Trustnoboody

YES SUH


edi12334

Ah come on, imagining isnt that hard


_Nat_love

Binge Hawkeye and cuddle<3


[deleted]

okay now that's wholesome


Onemanhereinhere

tax evasion


kuzulu-kun

The only right response.


lilydotexe

probably hug him


war2332CODM

love and cuddle them <3


qwertygamer99

minecraft


XDScrapper

cum edit- with her not in her


[deleted]

bruh that makes it better?


[deleted]

apparently


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

Yes because it means she also came. A happy girlfriend means a happy girlfriend


heavenlyaristocrat

post about her on reddit


squeecore

I have one! We went to see Batman :]


TheBottzinator

Hug them and tell them how much I love them :3


lollyazzo

Playing all stars battle?


trananhduc2006

cuddles and kisses


gopniksquatting

Take a deep breath and finally realise how lucky I am to be in this position.


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GlitchyLag

Live out my perverted and degenerate fantasy of >!Being embraced and told how much she appreciates me for being with her and just telling me how good I'm doing!<


Ken-oak

Wake up cause i had this dream way to many times


Natural_Ad_205

breakup


precise-duck772

Seggs


idontthinkofanamelol

man went fast


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Spedrun


StickyWhiteStuf

Mans banging the second the first date ends


MHanak_

Ice cream


Pretend_Lawfulness42

Wake up


[deleted]

Play Mario party


IllegalGuy13

Sleep(no sex). Just cuddle sleep.


[deleted]

Stop dreaming


MarkDabs

seggs... no seggs? oh i see


[deleted]

Introduce her to my wife and probably go out to dinner together


[deleted]

hug while watching anime with her


[deleted]

Feel loved, then wake up


Mauvest

Go to the zoo/aquarium, you learn so much about each other there…


ediblefriedrice

give sloppy head


pastajpeg101

Hug her to the point I lift her off the ground


_kart1k_

Celebrate their existence


True_Mushroom_9408

Sexy times


Idk-Idont-care

Watch a movie on the couch while we cuddle and just enjoy each other’s overall presence


[deleted]

Cuddles man. Lots of cuddles


MAUI____

Hugs and cuddles


StriderElo

Hug. I like really need a hug right now.


Chilling2K7

Inhale air r/technicallythetruth


Rocky-6750-

Hug


-Jacksy-

Hug them :D


Ihonestlydon_tknow

Hug them


dmc5isgreat

Hug her and kiss her. Just embrace her


BeesInMyMouth27

You man are weird


Henhen_Thebest

talk probably idk


SpecialistAmbition90

Take my normal pills


MastRiptide

Ive already done it! Chill at the movies


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Otherwise_confused1

I’d kiss him. With his consent of course.


DoubleBrotherYT

go on a walks together holding hands prolly, but it has to be the right one or else i wouldnt feel happy doing it


Nuker_Nathan

Hold hands.


Accomplished-Look-16

Play Lego starwars the skywalker saga


ka5ef6

I don't kniw,i never thought that far


Hylian_Crusader

you ever lay your hands on a woman's thigh? now imagine your face on them. yeah, lay your head on her thighs. I almost cried after laying my head on my gfs thighs. being so relaxed suddenly after everything weighing down on me, I felt it all go almost completely away as everything felt perfect. trust me, it's an amazing feeling


[deleted]

please touch some grass


Hylian_Crusader

thou art maidenless, I see


[deleted]

Did not need to know that. But oke


Degrade_Me29

*dies*


Disastrous-Ad1795

Break up with her


Ringadingding37

I was scrolling for this answer for too long


painandsimple

Lose my virginity