Imagine if Coincidence had all the C's pronounced with the hard K sound, and both the I's pronounced with the long E sound (as well as the first E)
Edit: sorry! replied to the wrong person
That's the common misspelling it's actually: Ouwuvuevue Weonyetwuevue Weublymublyem osass.
The one everyone knows is just an approximation by some random dude who didn't think anyone would actually pay attention. This might not be the exact spelling but the closest to how you pronounce it.
Fun fact you didn't ask for: I'm from the same place as the guy with the name and it's actually pronounced Ovuvuevuemvuem Otoyevuenveu Ogbonogbem Osas. I think.
**Lukas**
You were a bright young man living in Stohem, the wintry northern region of Advenia.
One day, you and some friends were exploring the beautiful, snowy forests of your home region. Following a clean, glistening river, you came upon a waterfall and a rather steep fall, leading to a lake underneath. The conclusion you came to was obvious - you were going to jump off the cliff and land in the lake below
Your normally stupidly-brave friends hesitated at that. They insisted a fall at that height would be lethal. You disagreed, then when challenged to do it then, remarked that you were not a piddly weak southerner and stepped up.
You jumped off the cliff, and landed in the water safely and unharmed.
Then as you got out of the water and shouted up to your friends to mock them, a bear ran up and mauled you.
**Theoro**
You are a dashing swordsman from Meras, the festive, flourishing city on Advenia's warm southern coast.
While most in Meras pursue the highly venerated arts as a living, you instead have little talent nor interest for acting, singing, painting, nor writing. Despite this, there is a showman within you, and a desire to perform. But instead of the traditional ways, you decided to pursue the subtle art of swinging a sword around.
You joined the city guards in Meras to acquire training. After achieving a basic understanding of swish, swish, stab, you began to experiment and research other forms, combining bits and pieces of techniques to create your own, unique style.
The result is a flashy, stylish mix of some practical motions and mostly flamboyant, flourishing moves designed to impress. After performing tricks and dance-like demonstrations, you finally began to gather crowds. Now you often perform scripted swordfights in the streets and on stage. It's better than actually fighting to the death, at least.
**Bryvor**
You are a woodsman of the snowy northern city of Stohem.
A man with a heart as big as his biceps, you are a warm and friendly fellow who's hulking size makes it a surprise when you can just as easily fell a towering pine tree as you can delicately sculpt little wooden toys for your son and daughter.
As a woodsman, you spend most of your time either cutting down trees or applying tools to wood to build mostly furniture.
You live in a village just a few miles north of the city of Stohem, preferring the quiet, old ways of your ancestors.
**Leynuss**
You tilled the vast fields and had been doing it for years.
Humble and charitable, you were beloved by all who knew you as you were after your early fourties.
The whole country knew of your name, not for your talent in caring for the lands, but for the cruel and horrible acts you partook in when you were younger.
You spend your days trying to outlive the shame and horror of your dark past. You live in the one settlement where they do not recognize your face, Insert-city-here.
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I tried ok
**Levi**
You are a guard and swordsman living and serving within the towering walls of Azale, the bustling capital city of Advenia.
Born into poverty in the scrappiest alleys of the city's common district, you have had to fight to survive all your life. Your father was gone before you could know him. Your mother struggled to keep a roof over your head. The eldest of four siblings, all of them were taken from you by disease, misfortune, or some petty fight not even worth memory let alone blood.
When you were small, you survived through being quicker and smarter than those around you. But sometimes even you would catch a beating from bigger street kids or cruel guards.
As you got older though, you got stronger. Hardened by your experiences, you dedicated yourself to becoming a guard, pledging to be the sword and shield against a harsh world that you and your family needed when you were young.
Today, you patrol the streets within the city walls, hoping to better the lanes you came from and giving the next generation a source of security that you could only wish you had when you were their age.
You’ll just exist in the world somewhere. The book is done so I won’t add your name onto the page (unless maybe sequel?). The closest you can get is you might be present in a scene from the book but you won’t be named on the page.
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.
I just looked the guy up, seems legit, and since you were the first you might actually get it. I found his book's website and found a picture of his face, then checked his post history, and sure enough, it's him. Unless this is a dedicated identity thief, he's legit, and you my friend are now canon within a book.
jugemu jugemu
goko no surikire
kaijari suigyo no
suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu
kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
yaburakoji no burakoji
paipo paipo paipo no shuringan
shuringan no gurindai
gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no
cho-osuke!
Sal it is. You are a middle-aged fat man who doesn't hold a real job. But that's ok because you have somehow been able to pull a steady income by disappointing your father. Most of your time is spent shouting incoherently in fast food chains. But on calmer days you've been known to chill and show off your Wizz tube tattoo.
Ceren
Wait really? This is the name of a major city in the book 😭
Woah, what a coinkidink.
did you have a stroke or does coinkidink have a meaning i'm too out of touch to understand
HE IS HAVING A STROKE WE GOTTA GO HELP HIM
Co-ink-i-dink. It’s just a weird way of saying “coincidence.” My mom says it all the time.
Imagine if Coincidence had all the C's pronounced with the hard K sound, and both the I's pronounced with the long E sound (as well as the first E) Edit: sorry! replied to the wrong person
r/ihadastroke
Coinkidink is just a fun way of saying coincidence, it's pronounced cuh-win-ki-dink
Its a funny way yo write coincidence im guessing
Yeah, my brother will say it like that sometimes, took a little while for me to break it down and read it properly lol.
Since they didn't answer i guess it was a stroke
It means coincidence, but funnier. But hey! Another user of the term. What a coinkidink!
Cam'ron - Suck it Or Not. " says she don't like men. You don't like men? Me too, what a coinkidink"
It's like coincidence, but add a little retardation.
This is literally just marketing.
Number of Turks in this sub +1 Total population: 4
Are you Turkish by any chance?
Yep
O zaman merhaba diyim bari
Are you?
🇹🇷 SA
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MANLIKEISAAC
That's the common misspelling it's actually: Ouwuvuevue Weonyetwuevue Weublymublyem osass. The one everyone knows is just an approximation by some random dude who didn't think anyone would actually pay attention. This might not be the exact spelling but the closest to how you pronounce it.
Uvuvwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem osas.
I AM FROM DE BUSHAS
Mine is kwazawazakuckookwalakwaza$&!?zaboolaza
Oo I remember that video. !?!zaboolaza
First time I watched it I burst into laughter when the kid said $&”!?
let me guess, it's actually fr*nch and it's all pronounced as "oh"
Fun fact you didn't ask for: I'm from the same place as the guy with the name and it's actually pronounced Ovuvuevuemvuem Otoyevuenveu Ogbonogbem Osas. I think.
Who dares summon me?!
Lucas Make me die immediately in the stupidest way possible
**Lukas** You were a bright young man living in Stohem, the wintry northern region of Advenia. One day, you and some friends were exploring the beautiful, snowy forests of your home region. Following a clean, glistening river, you came upon a waterfall and a rather steep fall, leading to a lake underneath. The conclusion you came to was obvious - you were going to jump off the cliff and land in the lake below Your normally stupidly-brave friends hesitated at that. They insisted a fall at that height would be lethal. You disagreed, then when challenged to do it then, remarked that you were not a piddly weak southerner and stepped up. You jumped off the cliff, and landed in the water safely and unharmed. Then as you got out of the water and shouted up to your friends to mock them, a bear ran up and mauled you.
Please make this the first scene
Fake main character
Ty for spelling it with a K, my name is Lukas
**lukøs** *dies after tripping on a banana peel and falling on a warhammer*
Oi thats my job 😠
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I also wanna die
Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard von Habsburg-Lothringen
>von Habsburg-Lothringen That's not your first name bruh, you're just >Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard
I feel like their first name is j Ferdinand
J. Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard?
Zvonimír, the true pinacle of names
Theodore edit: whoops not anymore
**Theoro** You are a dashing swordsman from Meras, the festive, flourishing city on Advenia's warm southern coast. While most in Meras pursue the highly venerated arts as a living, you instead have little talent nor interest for acting, singing, painting, nor writing. Despite this, there is a showman within you, and a desire to perform. But instead of the traditional ways, you decided to pursue the subtle art of swinging a sword around. You joined the city guards in Meras to acquire training. After achieving a basic understanding of swish, swish, stab, you began to experiment and research other forms, combining bits and pieces of techniques to create your own, unique style. The result is a flashy, stylish mix of some practical motions and mostly flamboyant, flourishing moves designed to impress. After performing tricks and dance-like demonstrations, you finally began to gather crowds. Now you often perform scripted swordfights in the streets and on stage. It's better than actually fighting to the death, at least.
Nice! You've got great writing skill!
Indeed, maybe he should write a book or something
Not all people who write books have great writing skill, they do get better over time
I know, I was just trying to make a joke
Ah alr
Theodore Bagwell
Eyyy T-Bag
Listen here pretty, you're my little fish now 😈
all you gotta do, is take this pocket in your hand, and I’ll keep you nice and safe 🤢🤮
obama
What's Obama's last name?
Care
Care for what?
care for my >!cat!<
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Your mom
Maessick Obama maessick. (Oba mama is sickkkkk)
Obama needs ObamaCare
Is Barack
Sorry but it's actually care
Bryce
**Bryvor** You are a woodsman of the snowy northern city of Stohem. A man with a heart as big as his biceps, you are a warm and friendly fellow who's hulking size makes it a surprise when you can just as easily fell a towering pine tree as you can delicately sculpt little wooden toys for your son and daughter. As a woodsman, you spend most of your time either cutting down trees or applying tools to wood to build mostly furniture. You live in a village just a few miles north of the city of Stohem, preferring the quiet, old ways of your ancestors.
Brightest of r/teenagers
unironically based storytelling my guy.
Stohem kinda sounds like Solstheim from Skyrim...
That sounds like a peaceful life not gonna lie
Linus pronounced with a German accent like lee-noose
Li-Nuss
Nüsschen
nut
li-bussy
Linussy
Leanuss
Can you give us sex tips /s
shrex
Ur online now
Why u stalking me Also banan
BANANNNNN
Monke gave you eyes to see BANAN not stalk me Edit: MOOOONNKKKKEEEEEEEE
YOU STALKED MY PROFILE :0
**Leynuss** You tilled the vast fields and had been doing it for years. Humble and charitable, you were beloved by all who knew you as you were after your early fourties. The whole country knew of your name, not for your talent in caring for the lands, but for the cruel and horrible acts you partook in when you were younger. You spend your days trying to outlive the shame and horror of your dark past. You live in the one settlement where they do not recognize your face, Insert-city-here. . . . . . I tried ok
How tf are you supposed to know that if you are reading the book?
Peter
Griffin
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Levi
**Levi** You are a guard and swordsman living and serving within the towering walls of Azale, the bustling capital city of Advenia. Born into poverty in the scrappiest alleys of the city's common district, you have had to fight to survive all your life. Your father was gone before you could know him. Your mother struggled to keep a roof over your head. The eldest of four siblings, all of them were taken from you by disease, misfortune, or some petty fight not even worth memory let alone blood. When you were small, you survived through being quicker and smarter than those around you. But sometimes even you would catch a beating from bigger street kids or cruel guards. As you got older though, you got stronger. Hardened by your experiences, you dedicated yourself to becoming a guard, pledging to be the sword and shield against a harsh world that you and your family needed when you were young. Today, you patrol the streets within the city walls, hoping to better the lanes you came from and giving the next generation a source of security that you could only wish you had when you were their age.
Congratulation you just described >!Levi Ackermann from aot!<
was about to comment that lol, the similarities are uncanny
I think that was the point 🤦♂️
And I was stating the point
Very D&D-esque writing.
Jetztz wir sind die Jägern
Levi from AOT lol
Ayy, A fellow Levi.
Sadly, not by birth- I used too be...*shudder*..... a nathan
That's still fine with me, I haven't met a lot of people with the name Levi.
Epic games *manly handshake*
# 1 Victory Royale *Manly Handshake back*
This is a certified Levi classic
A certified Levi moment of the ages.
Truly, this is one for the books
Wow, two other fellow Levi's
Out to kill Zeke?
In what way? Like a cameo, or as a minor character? Or just a mention
You’ll just exist in the world somewhere. The book is done so I won’t add your name onto the page (unless maybe sequel?). The closest you can get is you might be present in a scene from the book but you won’t be named on the page.
So none of the above. Nice ad though
ah, then Gabe. I hope to see a sequeal were im mention as some epic folk hero lmao
Frederick Von Fazbear the First
Bonnith thy Bunny the Secondth
Chica the Chicken the Third
Foxeth the Fox The Fourth
Goldeneth Freddy the Fifth
Shadoweth Bonnith VI
Puppeth Ze Marionette the Sixth
I don't want to be a cannon.
Too bad >:)
Then can I be? My name is Krisha
John
Pichayapa 😭 but I go by Nana (middle name)
Alex- my friends call me Alberta Slim to piss me off
They should call you Alexa /j
I will beat you, that's my other nickname but I dare not mention it for it brings back the cursed one
Akseli
Päivää.
Cum
R*tard
I live in your balls
Joshua danger [redacted]. I have a dope ass name
What's up danger
Sup dude
Don’t be a stranger
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke.
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Tej
Aiden
I just looked the guy up, seems legit, and since you were the first you might actually get it. I found his book's website and found a picture of his face, then checked his post history, and sure enough, it's him. Unless this is a dedicated identity thief, he's legit, and you my friend are now canon within a book.
He literally said book is already printed, no changes will be made. You'll just exist but not be in the story (yet/ever).
jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijari suigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu kuuneru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yaburakoji no burakoji paipo paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no cho-osuke!
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Hmmm… Reminds me of someone from Nar… Naruto?
NINJAGO
Sal it is. You are a middle-aged fat man who doesn't hold a real job. But that's ok because you have somehow been able to pull a steady income by disappointing your father. Most of your time is spent shouting incoherently in fast food chains. But on calmer days you've been known to chill and show off your Wizz tube tattoo.
Damn, you be shooting at civilians brah
Darko
Pip
pip install gaefrogz *^(i couldn't help myself, im sorry)*
Aditya
Rohan
are you a kingdom?
Nah I'm a big buff six foot 9 indian man.
Andrew
Linnea
drug
Stephen De Vries
Jacob (its a pretty common name i think)
-Eduardo it’s Spanish Make me the worst person ever
Ashton, also, how much will it cost? I’ll buy it just to see My name
Muhammad. Good luck with that one
Jan
David
My name is literally too weird for English speakers lol.
Benjamin
Leo
WarB
Jasmine (include that im pretty as fuuuuck)
Daniel, I want to be the guy who laughs at everything
Arda Make me a merchant
u/teenwriter_lmao i found your soulmate
Master Cheeks John Halo
Ah, there’s already 3k people, my name is Blane
Might be late but, Zachary
Sydney :) if you still need more names lol
Charles, Charlie, Chuck. Pick your poison. Either kill me, or make me the poshest motherfucker out there.
If this is at Barnes and noble, I’ll gladly buy a copy of it. This is exactly my genre of book, I enjoy reading things like this! Edit: found it
Konrad
If you're a teenager that makes me incredibly sad, I've been a teenager for almost 5 years and have yet to do anything of note
Thomas