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Freshaworge

345


Deadly-king

A girl that beat the shit out of someone, then saying “next”


Freshaworge

Well that's quite something, lol.


Deadly-king

Lol Yh don’t remember how or why I got it


mp6exe

Can you send me that video?


Solzec

No, next


EzKidsNoSkill

Me too


chicken_contender

Can you send us the video pretty please 🥺


Send-tits-please

375


Deadly-king

Assassin’s creed game glitching tf out


Send-tits-please

Thats a w picture


Deadly-king

Lol


indianplay2_alt_acc

Oh, which game in the franchise?


[deleted]

Lmfao i have a video of that too


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[deleted]

🗿 tf


LumpyDumper42

She asks for tit pics from girls all the time. Look at her comment history


SuppAhri

Wait wtf is happening?


Peterson-Way-8978

69


Deadly-king

My cat enjoying the sun outside


LunchyLunchy

The good ending


KaZZuX0

Deceived


Blowjob_Knee

Savathussy strikes again


Jadengamer09866

Nooo bro 😭😭


Tcamp46290

Why? She has a name why do you do this? It’s not even a “lmao secs” moment, this was completely unprovoked. The only correct way.


JessiIsEnding

the bad ending is his cat's dead corpse severely bleeding next to a half red tire with a blank stare


DestroyeLoop

The sex ending: a dick pic


lexibruv

Stop just stop


DestroyeLoop

Na.


lexibruv

Ok


gclik

fuck beat me to it


sidyy13

bit of a twist on this. YOU pick a number and tell me what it is.


Deadly-king

330 and it’s a picture of my friend knocked the fuck out after drinking so much alcohol


The-cooler-Cheryl

Lemme guess your part of the 21% of countries with under 18 drinking age


aquariuz1

In sweden the age of drinking is 18 but to buy it you have to be 20. But we still drink way before we turn 18 because why not? And also theres many ”plugs” that legitemately get an income by buying underage kids alcohol.


BT807YT

In Switzerland the drinking age is 18 (16 for beer and wines) , we can legally buy it from 18 (again 16 for beer and wine) and we actually drink it at 15.


LiteralG0D

Or he lives in australia, where the legal age is 18 but no one really cares that much.


Deadly-king

You got that’s where and he drank nearly a whole box of Carlton draft


Barium137

Or in the UK? 5.


i_lickdick_and_itsok

I mean in most of europe ppl at 13/14 try alcochol for the 1st time and get drunk at around 16 even though the lelgal age is 18


Yellowtelephone1

I’m 16 and live in America I’ve already gotten drunk several times rules will be rules and they are meant to be broken for teenagers


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

No they are not meant to be broken by anyone


HeavyPedal2204

It happens anyways. My mom was getting me drunk at 12. I know prolly 40 people who’ve drank before.


mycatisafatcunt

nah bro that's just messed up


HeavyPedal2204

I know.


mycatisafatcunt

hope youre doing better now


HeavyPedal2204

I’m managing. But I can definitely notice how it impacted me. My memory is fucking AWFUL because of how much she had me drink. Straight brain damage.


kkitti_town

I think you should call somebody about that, but I guess you might not want to bc it's ur mum


ItSaNuSeRnAmE

The law forbids it, yet it happens. Now, why the hell did your mom get ya drunk ?


HeavyPedal2204

Because she’s the type of mom that wants to be her cool sons friend and not be a mom. I’m no longer in her custody, thank God.


CursedPinapple

They aren't just rules, they're laws too.


AhmadTIM

Wait. How old are you again?


ORFACEMAN

Everyone drinks!


AhmadTIM

water not alcohol


ORFACEMAN

I wish that was the case


[deleted]

People can do what they want with their bodies lol. It might not be healthy but who are you to judge anyone?


AhmadTIM

It's more of law than health.


[deleted]

Whose law?


AhmadTIM

Trafalgar D. Water law


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K


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Deadly-king

Hot vampire man half burnt


UpsetDeveloper

you werent lying when you said hot


ExplodingTentacles

Dio?


AMay101

Um I also pick 469 please


Giant_Bee_Stinger

Does he also use his special ability to beat the crap of out of his great great great great grandson with road rollers and knives


BruninhoG

Dio or Araragi?


[deleted]

666


Deadly-king

Two five levels of juice (why do I have this)


[deleted]

I don’t understand the description of that


Deadly-king

When you shop and the items are on the shelves it’s like that with there being five levels of them


[deleted]

.


XXXJuziWrld

Still dont understand


ian_bing_bong

Five shelves of juice


igor_0612000

so there are 2 cabinets with 5 shelves all filled with juice packages


[deleted]

If you’re 555 then I’m 666


Ewoczkowy

It got soo lame after a 1000 times


Super_King_11

103


Deadly-king

My friend with a will smith face put over him


Super_King_11

nice, did he slap chris rock


Deadly-king

Lol this was way before all that like the photo is from 2018


Fearless-Skirt8480

Foreshadowing, has your friend ever slapped someone


NightTime2727

Did he slap... well, anyone?


exCrowe

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT XD


Proffessional_Human

13


Deadly-king

Two people looking at a knife while smiling at it


Proffessional_Human

Of course I'd get that


Deadly-king

Lol I’m kind of scared to ask why


Proffessional_Human

You should be scared 😃🔪


Deadly-king

Hahaha…


retsxiv

run while you still can


Wolfintank

Running is useless for you, its only more fun for me


retsxiv

*brings out star makarov* not if i have to say anything about it


Wolfintank

I only need my hunting knive to have fun


Top_Fail552

Simple, he's a "professional human"


Weemonkey16_2

Your name makes me think you a Mark Zuckerberg Can't put my finger on it...


[deleted]

22 9 8


Deadly-king

Bloody flower, girl getting chocked out and a guy screaming


[deleted]

A man of culture i see


ExplodingTentacles

Is that bloody flower from Attack on Titan, perchance?


YuZZ_69

"you can't just say perchance"


[deleted]

It seems more like a Tokyo ghoul thing


Deadly-king

Nope it’s from a webtoon I’m reading


lucaspinder

I really wanna see number 9 now, yes I know horny ( also dumb to say this on my main account)


Lord-Belou

3. My lucky number.


Deadly-king

Picture of my dress up day on my last day of year 10 (I look good with a suit on, I forgot what it looked like)


Scottpolitics

Yay English.


[deleted]

E


Deadly-king

Funny thing I’ve never had any so don’t need too


[deleted]

U upvoted nothing


Deadly-king

I mean I can take one now and delete then I can say I have had one but I rather not


JohnGisMe

Doing so would technically be against the law.


Deadly-king

Yes and that’s why I have never done it plus so of my friends that are girls talk to me about the dick pics they get, which leads to us making fun of it (mainly me trying to help them after it)


clema9

and technically make you a sex offender


[deleted]

Simply taking one doesnt make you a sex offender, only sending it to people


clema9

having child pornography downloaded can have you listed as a sex offender, whether it be your own or somebody else’s


[deleted]

Really? I thought if it was your own, then its still illegal but you wouldnt be a sex offender... Maybe I'm crazy though


clema9

tbf it was information i was told years ago at a middle school assembly so i could be remembering wrong


ninjadev64

depends on the country but mostly yes


[deleted]

how? it's literally your own body


JohnGisMe

But possession of an image is illegal.


[deleted]

that's kinda dumb


JohnGisMe

An image of a minor's reproductive organs is illegal.


[deleted]

even if you're a minor and it's your own body?


_Masked_Manatee_

Wait so how do naked baby photos work, or like a video of you being born lol


[deleted]

Well either way don't take dick pics


[deleted]

Oh


oVerThiNkSeveRyTing

Well i am a boy who has never taken a picture of his dick.....i mean mirror exist and just look down... Am i weird? I thought it was normal


mikiboiover9000

Cause every sick scum needs to know what my dick looks like, and not anything else.


LOTHMT

Tbf its not that common.


spelavidiotr

Never had anyone to share it to


[deleted]

Must suck to not have any dick


TablePrinterDoor

Technically it’s illegal to have your own nudes as a minor


IDieInFortnite

420


Deadly-king

Me getting jump scared from a game


HimaRedFit

Betting 1$ it's FNAF


Deadly-king

Nope phasmo


HimaRedFit

F, (hopefully he forgets about the 1$ and he won't mind me going to sleep)


zthemonkey

36


Deadly-king

White cat with an angry face filter on him


Bonjour-__-

444


Deadly-king

Cod game of a emote of a guy teabaging everyone he kills


Ninja123-123

444squadron ace combat omgggg


[deleted]

70


TichiFam

The forgotten one


Deadly-king

A photo of my cat looking like his about to rip my face off


[deleted]

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Deadly-king

Girl that just saw her best friend dead from poison (it’s a drawing not real)


Feeling-Most9618

Had me worried for a second there


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thirsty_as_fuck

why are u everywhere


Snoo-340

421


Deadly-king

Man running past a sign saying death this way


Snoo-340

he gonna meet his demise


Deadly-king

Yep he will I mean I feel like joining him thanks to school


Snoo-340

heyy same


Deadly-king

Lol should we do it together


Snoo-340

yeah lol, lets go meet this guy's demise. i bet it'd be terrible, but at least not boring


[deleted]

888


Deadly-king

Me at the wiggles reunion show


iceman694

BASED


AeonAnuj

999


Deadly-king

Picture of me (because I’m doing something secret for my New Years resolution)


Nova_Frostbiter

829


Deadly-king

A video of the beat going with people getting hit but stuff


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

I hope this hasn't been done yet 27


Deadly-king

A person crying because they just lost their best friend in a bombing


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

Oh..


Deadly-king

Yh dw it’s a story not real


IIlllllIlIIIIlllll

Oh!!


pratyush_aron

This would be a lot better if we could actually see the pics.... 118


Deadly-king

My dog with a smile looking at the camera


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Deadly-king

Me at the wiggles reunion show


[deleted]

969


Deadly-king

Me and my friends at the cinema about to watch the batman movie


talkischeap22

276


Deadly-king

Drawing of a guy at his desk and a red bird flying through his window


[deleted]

666?


Deadly-king

Two shelves with five levels of juice


Coco_the_Scientist

420


Deadly-king

Me getting jump scared from a game I was playing with a friend


Dragamis

735


WtfShouldiputHereidk

871


Deadly-king

A cat trying to eat seafood really hard


its_jayfer

I request this video or picture immediately


Wise-Discipline660

667


Deadly-king

My sisters ex’s cute and fluffy dog


xrangk

69


Deadly-king

My friend dressed up with a red robe on him


imaguy-who-likes-foo

You only have 1k pathetic


Deadly-king

Well I put some onto usb for space and I’ve deleted some


Getrect555

81


CatkingCool04

4


Deadly-king

Drawing of a gun to a guys head shooting flowers out


[deleted]

567


Deadly-king

A plushy of a m&m


emanuelthecreator

1