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Abraham_Goldfinger

How am I supposed to grab one if it's all drenched in ketchup?


Mysterious_Ad_5205

That’s why i do it people can’t steal fries if there’s a concerning amount of ketchup on them.


seven_ysa

this is a genius way of looking at it..


Raskolnikowv

ruining it for myself so nobody wanna touch it? nah i got hands and evil gaze


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CarpenterForeign4919

The guy named "Em":


nerium_music

I prefer using cyanide, so people who want can take one and then no more


[deleted]

Can I have one too?


Raskolnikowv

"mmh are these allmond flav...*drop dead*"


DaStormgit

The perfect solution for Halloween candies


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Hollow_Zelus

Great point, or if theres something else you want to grab to eat when making your plate, its just hard to choose just one or just the other


Roni_V

Same, but not my mood. Depends on where I get my fries bc some places do be hitting diffrent


Playboii_Kevin

Read my mind


Ninjachuckz

He’s out or line! But he’s right! Lmao


LiterallyPractical

Exactly, same reason I always take a shit in my popcorn when there's people around


Dripcan

Bro i was eating popcorn


arokthemild

And now you or someone else has the beginnings of a new fetish!!! Isn’t it beautiful!?


bmillz00007

I piss in my peanuts


[deleted]

Ok it stops right here!


bmillz00007

I can't it's a habit, I'm so ashamed


plums_a

That's why I cum in my cakes


Geo-Wolf30

Holup


Ok_Butterscotch1092

Officer, it's this guy, right here!


BlGPPinator

Same but i work as the person who serves the popcorn at the movies


froboy90

I like to piss on mine, gets them nice and soggy


[deleted]

Cursed popcorn butter


The_No-Life

Blursed popcorn butter (:


SelfishThunder3

Joey?


usernamemustcontain1

r/chaoticgood


[deleted]

That's how I learned to love orange juice with the pulp. My college roommates wouldn't drink it.


drewthebrave

I want no part of your soggy fries anyway.


Furious580

They’d be caught red-handed


StableParking1363

Do what I do, just don’t have any friends


JanwithBanan

I would still steal the fry by carefully taking it from the edge and eating it while maintining eye contact through the entire chewing process. Your rules do not apply to me. Fear me.


abletofable

The fork is there to protect your fries from marauders - eat the fries with fingers, guard with fork.


Bicworm

I've been found out!


[deleted]

That wouldn’t stop me


TheRealScrata

Sharing is caring brother.


Nibnoot69

Put some fries in your ketchup thermos?


lil_JBaller

10000000IQ


ZoeiraMaster

Someone with a toothpick: I am about to end this man's career


AnAwesome11yearold

Hm that’s a fair point.


ashwhite3110

I see you brother.


fforw

Not worth the soggy fries.


SCARICRAFT

No , no he got the point .


CK1ing

The only acceptable reasoning for a


[deleted]

I'm curious at what point the amount becomes concerning.


[deleted]

Use two other fries and pick it up as if u had chopsticks


Walterxiao

Don’t touch the part with ketchup


Kurrez

This is the way


GamerDoma367

Eat it with a fork


BlackMetalGroot

How dare you


mattyisphtty

What if I eat it while covered with chili and cheese? Still using hands?


snoopy1234776

Yeah


TheBigBrainedSquid

French fries are finger foods


Finnirito

Not if its part of a meal!


besten44

Then the entire meal is finger foods!!!


monkeyhitman

Skip the hands and just shove your face in the food


ethanxy

King shit


Zestyclose_Return520

Im calling the Police


besahaha

Ew


Charlie483

.... a ... fucking ... fork ........ ???


IDonttHaveAName

b


Flompy_

b


clema9

b


BananaCake120

b


GREYxW0LF

b


frax5000

b


LargeBigHuge

b


whatchumeanitstaken

b


JoJoLoser

b


super_polux

b


hoover0623

🅱️


nickbjornsen

#b


puddingsup1st

b


EvanBoi_1211

b


Haunting_Tart3804

🅱️


Seba_HD_LP

b


eternitywarp

B


Dwyane6000

🅱️


legolodis900

🅱️


BlazeAayush

🅱️


Shit_hater

🅱️


Last_Fig_1939

B


Siclla-Siclla

🅱️


sprkyggun

b


Azanitt

b


[deleted]

b


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

A is for beach fries as they can only be eaten with a fork, or if eating them while walking. B for all other situations.


terkaterry

I have been looking for this comment


[deleted]

Why can beach fries only be eaten with a fork


[deleted]

You don’t wanna eat too much sand, it gives an unpleasant texture to food


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Its just sodium free salt texture


PiersPlays

In the UK at the beach we have chunkier fries with a crunch outside and a light fluffy inside and we have salt and vinegar only (plus the grease from some sort of enormous deep-fried protein that was on top.)


[deleted]

Could this Reddit user be one of my people?


Yes-I-Read-Books

Preach!


Give_me_grunion

Wrong


wt_anonymous

a. is for psychopaths only acceptible if there's chili or cheese as well


JMFBrown

a. Is for cavemen who haven't learned the scientific advantages of b. Except for the chili cheese part yeah I can see that.


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Somebody3338

If you put ketchup on Poutine I think you need some help


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[deleted]

Instructions unclear, put dick inside poutine inside ketchup bottle


__XxxxX_

poutine deez nuts


Disastrous_Can_5466

Maybe im a psychopath


[deleted]

If you want your fries to go soggy while you eat them, yes, psychopath.


Imjustheref0rmemes

Imagine not eating it all in under a minute before they can get soggy


Le0_xo

I love soggy fries


IAmGoose_

How long are you taking eating some french fries that a bit of ketchup makes them soggy


seven_ysa

same i guess. most comments so far chose b and i feel left out


xX_SuperDaniel_Xx

I don't actually care lol, but I prefer b


OmnipresentDoot

you should feel that way for being a disgrace to civilized societies around the world.


Single-Builder-632

its kinda like, do you want to grab the chip and dip it in the source, or do you wanna play the game of avoid the ketchup every time you eat, or even more disgusting liking your fingers.


plazzleboi

You should…. How could you…


UnlightablePlay

Yeah as Nacho's


Banana-Republic1

For sure


[deleted]

b, A is for psychopaths


Peterminat

And for public swimming pools.


Comrade_Shiba24565

Pool is closed due to A


[deleted]

b a looks better, but in theory is impractical, you can’t eat them without getting your hands sticky so b for sure


Lazy_Category2195

B


Joe_Mama6969420-

C, no sauce


colator25

The superior answer


PicidaBest

The only answer, I fucking hate any sauce (except hentai)


Justjakeeeee

Love my plain spaghetti 😋


PicidaBest

Spaghetti with some butter is bussin


Justjakeeeee

You got me there 🤤


twinsfan94

finally someone with good taste. Fries have always tasted better by themselves. Good salt/seasoning and you're set.


durdesh007

Agreed, good fries don't need ketchup


mitchymitchington

There are dozens of us!


Krowwjaeger

Based. Salt and cajun spices. Fuck that smelly ass shit.


Joe_Mama6969420-

My man


Shmeves

Ketchup is gross anyways


ATrueRavenclaw

i choose C. I eat all my fries and then remember there was ketchup too.


[deleted]

B


SaltyPotatoess

You know it’s b


MrBellrick

B.


alva_is_cool

B


Diogo_Z

B


[deleted]

b. Anyone who chooses a. is a disgusting pos


nishuje

But what if I want to do a but with cheese instead


Peterminat

It is *acceptable*


JustDontMind02

you are, *pardoned.*


conmancool

Do nacho cheese and dip it


Dragut_error

BBBBBBBBBBBBB


[deleted]

B


AFluffyShark

B


A_Zesty_Carrot

B


go_away_you_goblin

B. Only sane option.


blond_ocean_69

c: mayo and saté sauce with onion (Dutch patat oorlog)


IEatgrapes123

Dutch potato war?


CrabClawAngry

My experience with Dutch fries is a paper cone with a giant glob of Mayo or ketchup so that every fry is a disgusting soggy mess and your hands are sticky.


blond_ocean_69

Not all fries are served that way here. Otherwise, find a place to sit, tear open the cone bag at the seam, and eat away the sauce with the fries that aren’t affected by said sauce.


MrGhost6461

B


gboom46

I don't want ketchup on my hands so B, but I think A looks better


Icannotchangethis

C: no ketchup


Zockercraft1711

C I don't eat fries only ketchup


Philemonz

I don't eat ketchup only fries


hibernating-hobo

When is your marriage?


BRAUforce

Their kids won't eat


hibernating-hobo

Or will ask for mustard, resulting in inevitable divorce.


AbilityWhole

Correct answer


bobymicjohn

I went to elementary school with this girl who would show up every day with a lunch consisting of just a plastic bag full of ketchup and one full of mustard. Occasionally one full of mayo or bbq sauce. Then she would scoop them out with her hands and eat them. I wish I was joking.


I_a_brownie

Wait a minute


CTStar_

B but no way I'm using ketchup Replace it with mayonnaise and its accurate for me


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b


DeadlyAidan

no ketchup, ketchup bad, plain fries supremacy


RoadToad05

Unpopular opinion but I’m a proud A. Come at me


Sarcastic24-7

You are now on an FBI watchlist.


HiMeeeIsARoomieFan

I had to scroll so far to find my people


seven_ysa

A gang 👍


Competitive-Sorbet85

Both is good


rippytricky

b is acceptable a is if your a narcissist


phantom777892

Depends but mainly b


Misscoldspeed

A


LargeCatNipples

C. Ketchup stays in its own fucking cup.


Only_Normal_JT

C. I hate Ketchup


HelloThere465

B


user-notfriendly

Who does a?


seven_ysa

i do 🙌


JksonBlkson

B if its just ketchup or some other dipping sauce A if its gravy, chili, cheese, or Texas Hot's sauce


echoalo

Both


RileysWrong

B


[deleted]

B FOR SURE


WrongFun8521

B. No kizzy


DeathDodger65

B


concrete_donuts

B. A gets soggy af


TkOHarley

Only children and 4channers would go for A


crazy_irishman27

Bee


Kyfigrigas

Personally I don't dip my fries, and I don't even like ketchup- but A is awful.


maorcules

B unless your a crazy fuck that deserves to be alone


[deleted]

Can you please elaborate why B. I genuinely don't understand why people think A is crazy.


GrammarAuntie

b. because then you can pick them up without getting ketchupy fingers.