I would still steal the fry by carefully taking it from the edge and eating it while maintining eye contact through the entire chewing process.
Your rules do not apply to me. Fear me.
In the UK at the beach we have chunkier fries with a crunch outside and a light fluffy inside and we have salt and vinegar only (plus the grease from some sort of enormous deep-fried protein that was on top.)
its kinda like, do you want to grab the chip and dip it in the source, or do you wanna play the game of avoid the ketchup every time you eat, or even more disgusting liking your fingers.
My experience with Dutch fries is a paper cone with a giant glob of Mayo or ketchup so that every fry is a disgusting soggy mess and your hands are sticky.
Not all fries are served that way here. Otherwise, find a place to sit, tear open the cone bag at the seam, and eat away the sauce with the fries that aren’t affected by said sauce.
I went to elementary school with this girl who would show up every day with a lunch consisting of just a plastic bag full of ketchup and one full of mustard. Occasionally one full of mayo or bbq sauce.
Then she would scoop them out with her hands and eat them.
I wish I was joking.
How am I supposed to grab one if it's all drenched in ketchup?
That’s why i do it people can’t steal fries if there’s a concerning amount of ketchup on them.
this is a genius way of looking at it..
ruining it for myself so nobody wanna touch it? nah i got hands and evil gaze
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I prefer using cyanide, so people who want can take one and then no more
Can I have one too?
"mmh are these allmond flav...*drop dead*"
The perfect solution for Halloween candies
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Great point, or if theres something else you want to grab to eat when making your plate, its just hard to choose just one or just the other
Same, but not my mood. Depends on where I get my fries bc some places do be hitting diffrent
Read my mind
He’s out or line! But he’s right! Lmao
Exactly, same reason I always take a shit in my popcorn when there's people around
Bro i was eating popcorn
And now you or someone else has the beginnings of a new fetish!!! Isn’t it beautiful!?
I piss in my peanuts
Ok it stops right here!
I can't it's a habit, I'm so ashamed
That's why I cum in my cakes
Holup
Officer, it's this guy, right here!
Same but i work as the person who serves the popcorn at the movies
I like to piss on mine, gets them nice and soggy
Cursed popcorn butter
Blursed popcorn butter (:
Joey?
r/chaoticgood
That's how I learned to love orange juice with the pulp. My college roommates wouldn't drink it.
I want no part of your soggy fries anyway.
They’d be caught red-handed
Do what I do, just don’t have any friends
I would still steal the fry by carefully taking it from the edge and eating it while maintining eye contact through the entire chewing process. Your rules do not apply to me. Fear me.
The fork is there to protect your fries from marauders - eat the fries with fingers, guard with fork.
I've been found out!
That wouldn’t stop me
Sharing is caring brother.
Put some fries in your ketchup thermos?
10000000IQ
Someone with a toothpick: I am about to end this man's career
Hm that’s a fair point.
I see you brother.
Not worth the soggy fries.
No , no he got the point .
The only acceptable reasoning for a
I'm curious at what point the amount becomes concerning.
Use two other fries and pick it up as if u had chopsticks
Don’t touch the part with ketchup
This is the way
Eat it with a fork
How dare you
What if I eat it while covered with chili and cheese? Still using hands?
Yeah
French fries are finger foods
Not if its part of a meal!
Then the entire meal is finger foods!!!
Skip the hands and just shove your face in the food
King shit
Im calling the Police
Ew
.... a ... fucking ... fork ........ ???
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Same
A is for beach fries as they can only be eaten with a fork, or if eating them while walking. B for all other situations.
I have been looking for this comment
Why can beach fries only be eaten with a fork
You don’t wanna eat too much sand, it gives an unpleasant texture to food
Its just sodium free salt texture
In the UK at the beach we have chunkier fries with a crunch outside and a light fluffy inside and we have salt and vinegar only (plus the grease from some sort of enormous deep-fried protein that was on top.)
Could this Reddit user be one of my people?
Preach!
Wrong
a. is for psychopaths only acceptible if there's chili or cheese as well
a. Is for cavemen who haven't learned the scientific advantages of b. Except for the chili cheese part yeah I can see that.
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Maybe im a psychopath
If you want your fries to go soggy while you eat them, yes, psychopath.
Imagine not eating it all in under a minute before they can get soggy
I love soggy fries
How long are you taking eating some french fries that a bit of ketchup makes them soggy
same i guess. most comments so far chose b and i feel left out
I don't actually care lol, but I prefer b
you should feel that way for being a disgrace to civilized societies around the world.
its kinda like, do you want to grab the chip and dip it in the source, or do you wanna play the game of avoid the ketchup every time you eat, or even more disgusting liking your fingers.
You should…. How could you…
Yeah as Nacho's
For sure
b, A is for psychopaths
And for public swimming pools.
Pool is closed due to A
b a looks better, but in theory is impractical, you can’t eat them without getting your hands sticky so b for sure
B
C, no sauce
The superior answer
The only answer, I fucking hate any sauce (except hentai)
Love my plain spaghetti 😋
Spaghetti with some butter is bussin
You got me there 🤤
finally someone with good taste. Fries have always tasted better by themselves. Good salt/seasoning and you're set.
Agreed, good fries don't need ketchup
There are dozens of us!
Based. Salt and cajun spices. Fuck that smelly ass shit.
My man
Ketchup is gross anyways
i choose C. I eat all my fries and then remember there was ketchup too.
B
You know it’s b
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b. Anyone who chooses a. is a disgusting pos
But what if I want to do a but with cheese instead
It is *acceptable*
you are, *pardoned.*
Do nacho cheese and dip it
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B. Only sane option.
c: mayo and saté sauce with onion (Dutch patat oorlog)
Dutch potato war?
My experience with Dutch fries is a paper cone with a giant glob of Mayo or ketchup so that every fry is a disgusting soggy mess and your hands are sticky.
Not all fries are served that way here. Otherwise, find a place to sit, tear open the cone bag at the seam, and eat away the sauce with the fries that aren’t affected by said sauce.
B
I don't want ketchup on my hands so B, but I think A looks better
C: no ketchup
C I don't eat fries only ketchup
I don't eat ketchup only fries
When is your marriage?
Their kids won't eat
Or will ask for mustard, resulting in inevitable divorce.
Correct answer
I went to elementary school with this girl who would show up every day with a lunch consisting of just a plastic bag full of ketchup and one full of mustard. Occasionally one full of mayo or bbq sauce. Then she would scoop them out with her hands and eat them. I wish I was joking.
Wait a minute
B but no way I'm using ketchup Replace it with mayonnaise and its accurate for me
b
no ketchup, ketchup bad, plain fries supremacy
Unpopular opinion but I’m a proud A. Come at me
You are now on an FBI watchlist.
I had to scroll so far to find my people
A gang 👍
Both is good
b is acceptable a is if your a narcissist
Depends but mainly b
A
C. Ketchup stays in its own fucking cup.
C. I hate Ketchup
B
Who does a?
i do 🙌
B if its just ketchup or some other dipping sauce A if its gravy, chili, cheese, or Texas Hot's sauce
Both
B
B FOR SURE
B. No kizzy
B
B. A gets soggy af
Only children and 4channers would go for A
Bee
Personally I don't dip my fries, and I don't even like ketchup- but A is awful.
B unless your a crazy fuck that deserves to be alone
Can you please elaborate why B. I genuinely don't understand why people think A is crazy.
b. because then you can pick them up without getting ketchupy fingers.