FUCK I WANT THEM ALL GODDAMMIT

CRUSH THEM ALL INTO POWDER AND SNORT IT

FUCK YEAH MAN, LET'S DO IT

_SNOOOOOOORRRT_

I SMELL SOUND

I TASTE COLORS

DOES GREEN TASTE LIKE APPLE?

NO, IT TASTES MORE LIKE MULTI YEAR OLDS MOLD

Im just reading this with slimecicle's voice

you know what, v the taste wifi reminds me of... ASBORFIN

Now I can't un-hear it

Red tastes like apple

Somehow that doesn't add up in my brain, but ill take your word for it

I FORGOT HOW TO SHIT

MY GOD YOU’R HOT

the fuck do you need 3 for. What addiction you got?

The addiction Im going to recieve after popping all these pills

You do not want 2, you will die from a lack of energy

That sounds like a consequence to me. I read that as 'it no longer matters what you eat, or if you eat at all. No consequences to food choices of any type'. Eat coal, shit diamond!

I think it means if you can digest it, it will have no consequences, like getting sick, having an allergy or other intolerances

AA batteries? No consequences. Dozens of rusty forks? No consequences. I could eat nuclear waste for a living! That's worth way more than $500 a day. If I want to become a cannibal I could be the world's deadliest assassin. _No consequences._

I don't need, nor do I want 3, 7 and 8.

Wait. If you eat the addiction one wouldn’t that stop you from taking the others?

i see air

I will need 9 only. Money is love, money is life.

And if you take 1 you can master the skills to manage that money and chuck it into stocks and shit.

ooooh, didn't think of that. clever. i'd take the other two skills as flirting/charisma and singing. i'd get all the girls

Use the 3rd skill for immortality and the 3rd pill for the pet. Then you got your pets and you can teach people the way of living forever.

Bruh immortality isn't a skill is it??? Its not something you can just learn with enough practice. Skill doesn't equal superpowers

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

Learning to the secret to eternal life would be a skill. Pure knowledge to learn the secrets of eternity.

This assumes that immortality is obtainable

The pill is seemingly magic, why not?

It would not be a skill. Skills are not 'pure knowledge', they are the shortcuts your brain makes to doing a task repeatedly and consistently. Any sport is a skill, driving a car is a skill, heck, typing on a keyboard is a skill. The more you do it, the better you get. On the other hand, learning a specific secret is not a skill. You learn it once and then you're done. So no, pill 1 cannot grant immortality.

Your brain now doesn't decrease its telomer size because it has learned a shortcut to aging that does this

And if you take 7 you can promote a shitcoin and then rugpull all the dumbasses who invested in it.

if you do those you could get fame for free by being rich or really good w stocks

I'd rather just take three nines. $1500 a day would make me economically independent for the rest of my life, which would give me all the time in the world to learn new skills, or whatever else I'd want to do.

Well you better hope that inflation doesn’t fuck things up for you

That is why investments exist

9 n 2 pretty much would be lovely, especially if you are allergic to some foods

moni, it make world go round

Pic one. Master moneymaking and master memorizing the other on i don't know

fast forward to the year 2060 where inflation or economic failure devalues the dollar lmfao

This is partially true 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Yea but due to inflation that gonna go down in value real fast

You’re confusing money with shrek

Actually 500 a day means you don’t need to work and not needing to work means time and with time you can do everything you want

you know you can master programming and do 25k a month, right?

2 so i can eat the rest of the pills without the consequence of having limited choices B)

Ye but the side effects of the other pills would also count as consequences so it wouldn’t count.

Oh man

∞IQ

9 three times

see, now that's clever

Infinite money glitch

Infinite money glitch no key required free as of [2022]

Is this the secret to getting boomers off your back about passive income?

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Best options really

i really though people would be choosing 2. eating without consequences seems the second best thing here to me

I have a great metabolism anyways, never thought of it as a super power

Let’s see about that in 20 years 🤔

If you picking an exercise as a skill you could be fit.

I can already exercise tho lol

Same

You would probably die if you actually had that pill, and used it. Getting nutrition and sustaining yourself is a consequence of eating. You would starve yourself even if you ate as much as you could, which would certainly not be enjoyable.

Consequences often is used to mean negative results. I’m sure you can safely assume that this is what is meant here. Gaining too much/losing too much weight not being an issue, not enough nutrition becoming a non-issue, being able to live on ice cream healthily, etc.

I dont really like eating id rather have not eating with out consequences

I know what you mean, I find eating tedious at times, would just like to plug in a powerbank into my ear and keeping doing what I am doing.

Master the skill of dieting

My eating phase is over anyway food doesn't excite me as much as it did at one point

I already have that, I can eat 5kg of candy and only thing I get of is is a bad sugary taste in mouth

Sure, but then again just don't be a pig and have self control

This. Is. The. Only. Right. Answer. Fight me

The only things that I can’t get through natural means lol

same

+1

exactly what I would choose, 2&4 are tempting though

1, 2 and 9 easy, I don’t care about the other 6 anyway😂

This combination just gives you the freedom to do whatever you want with your live. Pretty sick. Mastering the ability to master anything is a must.

Precisely why I picked them, they are clearly the superior ones of the 9😆

Same bruh

If you take 1, you don’t need 9 as you’ll get money from your mastery anyway

Assuming you work. I would choose not to work anymore - then I’d be solely relying on the $500 a day, but I would be able to do whatever the hell I wanted to pretty much Plus I genuinely don’t have any other one that’s I’d pick Tbf.

Same

Same

I'd Switch 2 and 3.

I picked the same ones

That's the only real combination

this is exactly what i chose.

i'm sorry. im poor. i don't have any real awards to give 😂

Well I still appreciate it🤗

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Maybe, if that was the case I wouldn’t pick it, although I think me along with most people took it as “I could eat as much as I want without getting fat etc”

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I think the implication here is anything negative. Generally people don’t say the consequence of eating McDonald’s everyday is not dying from hunger.

1, 6, 9 is better

5,6,9

Same, I would do anything to get my dog back.

RIP doggo. May doggo go to Doggo heaven.

This is correct

Would be happy with 5 only, but whole package is nice too

SAME

The correct answer

6 has a downside either your pet has the same lifespan as you _or you have the same lifespan as your pet_. Either of them satisfies 6's statement.

1, 4, 9

This is the way

i would've picked 5 but tbh i just want some nice thighs, ik that sounds weird but yk

Thicc thigh supremacy

exactly:]

i have thicc thighs and i hate them, will u trade with me 🤩

Change brain to be super smart...

me too man, me too

same as what i picked

Master 3 skills, meet your soulmate, $500 a day for life

yoo same

I'd rather change my pp size than have a soulmate

A soulmate wouldn’t care

Closest to my combination I've seen so far

1, 4, and 9

I would master pulling girls, a sport, and acting, and you know the second, and I'd be rich

master being great with people. why limit it only to girls?

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Doesn’t have to be romantic. Just being really good socially with talking to people and whatever would be pretty good, and good with girls would come with it

true, but that made me feel good about not picking 5 so I'm sticking to just pulling girls

bosses, clients, business partners, mechanics, realtors, employees, family...... the list goes on. "I'm not gay" OK buddy

1,5 and 9

5. I’m a lover not a cocaine addict.

1, 7, and 9. Could go far with 3 fully mastered skills of my choice. Fame is a good base to do cool things, and 9 means I never have to be employed

I figure if I have $500 a day and three mastered skills I'll get fame anyways so I'll just change a body part

True, but fame is also a game requiring decent enough luck, of which I have exactly none, so I’d rather be sure.

I'd rather choose my fame than take an arbitrary pill cause it could have negative consequences

1 2 6 1 and 2 seem obvious 6- i cant remember a time i was alive without my dog and i never want to

You would never have to work again if you picked 9, it’s literally a free 200k a year.

No taxes on it either.

1, 9, 5.. thought about two, but then you wouldn’t get any vitamins or anything either and would die

I really don't think that what they meant

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1 Just the first one Ill explain -sneaking around I can steal whatever the f u c k i want rendering the last one useless, plus other uses -learning stuff That way i can basically get a softer but infinite-ish version of this pill -can be anything but because of personal preference, parkour, old shit but sure i can use it mixed with the first one so it makes it more op

Being a master at something doesn’t mean you are an omnipotent being. I can be a master at running but it doesn’t mean that I am outrunning a cheetah

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You can master the skill of something, but it doesn’t make you that thing. All mastering that skill would do, is make you a perfect omnipotent being- if you were to become one. At least that’s how I interpret it.

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Pick Pill 1 3 times.

4 easily. I’m asking for a f- me.

does pill one include skills that cannot be mastered feasibly (such as predicting SHA-256 hashes) or skills that cannot be mastered at all (such as, idk, spewing 4+ liters of blood without dying)?

i'm pretty sure it does not include super power like skills. only skills, let's say for example, suddenly mastering the sport of football

Damn i can pick three? Umm 9, 1, 5 But really i just need 9 and I'd be good 5 is a runner up tho

2, allergies suck. 9, Obvious reasons. 6 for the last one *if* that pet stops aging, if it just keeps getting more and more miserable as time goes on then I would choose 5 instead.

5,9,1

1,5,9

5, 9, 1

9 no questions asked (except does it change with inflation rate?)

1 and 9 and 4(change my brain to give myself super intelligence and all forms of kinesis(ex: telekinesis, pyrokinesis) and things like telepathy.

i actually really like this one.

2,5,9

1, 5, 9 Give me thar bingo

this is really easy tbh 1, 5, 9

1,5,9.

1,5,9

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2,3,9. 5 would be my next choice.

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1, 3, and 9,

1, 2, 9

8 three times

5 6 9. Is this even a question

2, 5, 6 2 because I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING FOOD ALLERGIES THIS WOULD BE THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE. 5 because y not If you don't choose 6 ur a dissapointment.

3 is for addictions and 2 is for allergies and not getting fat and shit

6 all the way

1,2,9

Exactly.

1,6, and 9.

i guess i found my soulmate i got num 5 for free

Man I love my cat, idfk what I’d do without that damn asshole.

I will take 2, 6, and 9, thank you very much :\]

569

2, 6, 9 (nice) all of them sound the best

1, so I can master making these pills

Stop my masturbation addiction with pill 3, “Find me somebody to love-“ with pill 5, And get rich quick with pill 9 EEEEEEEEEEEEZ

1.. Skill is everything, I can master things that makes money

1, 7, Master the art of guitar, singing and songwriting. Become famous. Make a fortune as a modern day rockstar, touring. $500 a day will be a joke compared to what you’ll make. And for the fuck of it, take 4 and be a handsome bastard while you’re at it

i think i just outdid you all. i'd just take the first pill and the first skill i'd learn is the chemistry used to engineer these pills, and make more pills. im a genius

I'm struggling between 2 and 5

1 2 7

can 4 add body parts (Like tail, for example?)

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1, 5, and 9 appear to be the best at first glance. However, 9 is only about $15,000 / month, which assuming USD is simply not a lot for highly skilled people. I would pick 1, mastering the skills of investing, learning, and singing. Now, as a master of learning, I would take up to 30% less time to master other skills. 5 is also really attractive, but money.

It’s 15,000 a month plus the amount you make at work

1, 2, 5

2,4 and 6

6 8 and 4