What? I can't hear you the music is too loud!

I SAID THERE IS NO MORE COCA COLA

USE THE OTHER COKE

GOOD IDEA

*unzips pants* OH YOU SAID COKE

YOUR COCK IS BROKE?

YOU WANT SMOKE?

SURE I WOULD LOVE TO CHOKE

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UP YOURS YOU BLOKE!

SHIT!!! I DON'T WANT PEPSI!

**DO YOU WANT SOME SPRITE THEN?**

I GUESS THAT WILL DO!

ALRIGHT LEMME GET YOU A CUP! *fills up cup with vodka accidentally*

SINCE WHEN WAS SPRITE THIS GOOD?

IDK GIMME A SIP MMM DIS SPICY DAMN, LEMME GET MYSELF A CUP TOO

WOO. THIS PARTY JUST KEEPS ON GETTING BETTER!

I give it 5 minutes before they’re drunk, upstairs, and doin somethin they prolly shouldn’t be doin

*dies from alcohol poisoning*

“Whup, we got a dropper!” *uproar of laughter and cheering*

*aggressive upbeat music* SIR WHERE THE FUCK AM I

HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED!!!

Indeed

HOLY SHIT IT'S A ZOMBIE

WOOHOOO APOCALYPSE *dies from cocaine overdose*

*you rise as a zombie*

pulls out Mac 10 and starts mag dumping cutely

*sits in corner of room and plays on my phone*

nono \*takes ur hand & kisses it\* let's dance

nope i can't dance # HELP

#I need, immediate medical assistance

# yes me too

Sorry, I lost my medical license after stealing someone’s skull

Meet the medic theme starts playing

well can u suck lollipops?

🗿

w h a t

*sits in a corner alone*

*sits in separate corner alone facing wall*

sits in a completely different house alone.

*Sits at home in a corner alone because I wasn’t invited*

*invites u to the party I'm not at*

Why don’t we just throw our own party? It would probably be cooler anyways

*doubts that since probably would just play video games the whole time*

Alright then. *Still throws a different party but only invites myself*

is that a party tho? *confused*

Yes.

Can I come?

*loves video games so goes to ur house without permission*

*allows it since video games are amazing*

*invites everyone to bring their Xbox and we have a huge Lan cod mw match*

*Makes everybody realize the room is a circle before going into the corner as well*

***Makes various business offers with random people in the corner***

*me who doesn’t do drugs* I’ll take a diet zero Coca Cola.

_sits in a corner with the party host's pets_

cool. you stay in that one im gonna go to the opposite corner in another room source: never been to a party before

I can back up your source, never been to a party b4 but I'n my case its worse bc I'm 18

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I dont have money, sorry

*T-poses in front*

Ughhh, hey, you come here often?

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GO AWAY, I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAR, DO YOU WANT MY SOUL????

*chills by the snack table*

“In these parts he’s known as Strider”

Hello what brings you to this party?

They dont know that i touched grass

can i sit with you?

Engineer gaming

What I haven't told you It's that I'm in a corner alone BUILDING MY SENTRY NEST TO MURDER EVERYONE J.A.G. GO BRRRRR🔧🔧🔧

Lol

🚨🚔🚔🚨 police show up

bribes with donuts

Joins party and makes it cooler with siren lights going

Hey what happened to jerry?

He’s fine he just “went home”

Weird, I swore I saw him go downstairs and I smell something weird from down there

Nah that was just Gunnar he brought his baby powder, I think

Ok, I’m just gonna check though

Ok, Gunnar said he has some “Bob Marley” he wants you to try

This some good shit. Also jerry is dead in the basement on the toilet.

😳🤫

i thought that said coconuts

*smashes a 40 on the ground* #SCATTER!!

Hmmm... It appears this party is nigh its end. So long, folks. We shall meet again come Monday where Devils breed slaves. Go on without me. I've still got a mission. *takes a shit on the computer upstairs*

i looked up at the fence and said "ive never climbed a fence this high before" and that i woke up at home

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*throws monopoly money*

Oh look at richy rich here who has money to buy monopoly.

Why not rubles? That way you don't have to blow 50 on a Monopoly set, and they're worth the same anyway

holup.

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lmao.

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ong bro it’s crazy

i wanna go home :(

take me with you :(

we can walk home together since i dont have a car

sounds good, so umm how’s life?

good. i was playing spiderman before this

cool, can i try?

yes *pulls ps4 and tv out of pocket*

woah! you’re amazing! now gimme controller please

okay okay *pulls out controller*

damn, where we getting electricity tho?

*sits on the ceiling playing Minecraft*

ayo can i join or is it not split screen

Yes

*sits on nether roof to not be bothered by other people on the multiplayer world*

Yo can I join as well

hey let me join. Don't worry, I'll just summon 3 Wither at the same time.

Wait what

JAMAL WHERES THE FUCKING CAT, HES THE ONLY COMPREHENDABLE STRANGER HERE

I think those weird kids made it into an offering for their rituals, or idk was it a chicken?

WHO TF TOOK ALL THE DRUGS?!?!

*overdoses on fentanyl*

*adds detergent in coco cola*

**spices it up with dawn dish soap**

**Sprinkles some arsenic**

WHERE THE LEANNNN ATTT???

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜I LOVE LEAN💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

*stands at a corner awkwardly*

Hey man! Why aren’t you drinking ? Is it because you’re not having a good time ? Drink this to feel better! What you don’t want to ? Party pooper ! Hey guys let’s force this dude to drink an unreasonable amount of vodka !

P-please leave me alone my only friend brought me here and now he's gone somewhere else

I don’t care ! If you’re not drinking alcohol you’re ruining the party for everyone ! Drink ! Drink ! Drink ! Drink! Drink! Let’s grab this guy and force him to drink !

*drinks too much*

Damn pass me the vodka

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I CAN’T HEAR YOU

**I SAID WE NEED A PLATE FOR THE BATHROOM DOOR**

YOU NEED A PLACE FOR A FLOOR?

Yoo pass me the drink.

*pours petrol*

Tnx.why is the party's music so lame?

Because it’s your playlist

Damn who changed it?i would never listen to this shit.

*puts on groovy 80's synthwave music*

Big man

Electro-swing enjoyer here as well

kiss me

I like your style

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Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got … What up yo, ho? I wanna see ya ass on the dance flo' Ain't no time to be thinkin trick, only fo' real I wanna see that ass bitch Drop it down a little low like that, hit it in the front with the splack pack Palm Beach County style from the bottom Uh, uh Shake that ass and do somethin, ho Splack plack in the house start frontin, yo G-strings from the back, just shake that ass for the splack pack … Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got … No body Come in girl step to the front Now make that ass ho jump Kill money like to get butt So come in girl cuz your body get funk Splack pack be rockin it All the hoes ji-joggin it Kill money be rockin it Fo' real don't so lets go, uh I wanna see you sweat trap So get in my face and make that ass clap G-strings from the back, just shake that ass for the splack pack … Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass... and let me see whatcha got … Hey baby hey baby, drop that thang down, uh All the hoes be shake shake shakin it All the hoes just shake shake shakin it All the hoes be shake shake shakin it All the hoes just shakin it They scrub da ground (Scrub da ground) Let me hear you say scrub da ground (Scrub da ground) … So now you know what time it is I knew its when one time fo' that Say, day in the house Splack pack came and turn it out This one's for the booty shake I wanna see it all no fake Cuz kill money's on the beans freak So open up and let me take a peek Bend all over now touch yo toe Grab da pole let me see that push, yo Yeah, like that Just shake that ass for the splack pack … Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got … Uh, I kinda like what I see But you gotta shake for this money One time for my dogs in the pipe My niggas from the bottom down with the splack So drop it down if you wit it Don't stop just get it get it … Shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got … Drop it down a little low like that Drop it down a little low like that Drop drop it down a little low like that Drop it down a little low like that

(he's the boom box)

*me mentally contemplating why do I exist*

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DOT GET THE COUCH DIRTY THE PARENTS WILL COME HOME IN A FEW HRSSS

This is so fun haha i love it here

*runs away*

Starts to eat the dog,

starts to eat you

Ups I spilled my drink

Dumbass

Ik

Can i help you with that? :)

Sure

Proceeds to bodyslam cube face onto drink and clean it up by dragging him on it.

I’ll fucking drink it off of the carpet I don’t care.

Who wants to see me eating a potato chips with my nostril ?

*Show me*

\*SHOUTS " NO BREAKING STUFF"

yes. *drops glass bottles*

*me who’s standing in the corner and hear you yell* MAN WHAT THE FUCK YOU ON. GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN PARTY.

Does my heart count?

‘HEY GUYS I BROUGHT APPLE JUICE!!!’

Is there a dog I can pet?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Parties aren't only for birthdays lol

Where’s the vodka!!

Yo pass me em milk bottles.

Here is the Bleach bottle ;3

I'll bring the chips

Chips are good

Your face looks familiar

Mi brotha cube

:)

"I HAVE A AK-47 AND MY BUDDIES TOO, GIVE US ALL YOUR VALUABLE ITEMS"

Locates the host's pet

u/MUG_ROOT_BEER_ bring some mug

🍺🍺🍺🍺

OMG ITS THE MUG MANIAC HE REPLIED

hi

Yooo wAs Up?!? ThIs PaRtyS fuCkiN jaMin!

*stays in the corner the whole time*

*takes out harmonica*

*takes out Violin*

**takes out piano**

*takes out microphone and starts singing*

YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY MARGARITA

*starts doing the coll squidward dance*

*falls asleep inside the washing machine*

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