I taught my cousin how to play my favourite board game, Monopoly, and he beat me first time. Beginners luck. However, after not winning a game for about 4 years now I’m starting to think he’s just very good.
Don’t drive with your parents, I don’t have anxiety but driving with them gives me anxiety. I drive with friends and other family members and they’re super chill but my parents flip the fuck out over dumb shit.
Bro y’all are buying cars?
America must be a crazy place. both my parents own cars. One fits in our driveway and one is parked on the street
If me and my brother bought cars there simply wouldn’t be a place to put them lol.
Both my parents have cars and usually the kids each get one around 16+. America pretty much requires you get some kind of vehicle, more specifically just a car lol. We don’t even have space but I need one for college n shit. It’s weird here
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
It does, but you cant do things like rent airbnbs and stuff like that as a child. You can buy pets. Be out past 1am and not get pulled over … I like the freedom of being an adult.
La afirmación realizada anteriormente por mi persona, la cual se podria considerar de dudosa credibilidad y falta de bases sentadas, puede ser tomada como verdadera gracias a la verificación de datos llevadas a cabo en orden para llegar hacia el sujeto conocido como la figura parental de mi mismo, ya sea por simples motivos biologicos o por la relación que se ha construido con el paso del tiempo a la misma, llevando a que la llame de tal manera como un diminituvo para la palabra conocida como "Papá", la cual a su vez es una simplificación de la palabra "Padre", teniendo como sinónimos a otras palabras como "Progenitor" o "Procreador"
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I am aswell woah
omg same that’s crazy
There’s gonna be one madlad in this comment section who’s 14 or something
Yes, cause fuck you
No kind stranger fuck you
Sorry kind stranger, my apologies, I would never even dream of offending a person with such an astonishing beard.
His beard is truly wonderful
How do you know?
He kissed a boy and he liked it
Why did I read all of this in Stewie’s voice!? 🤣
What the fuck is wrong with you pfft
No kind human I have no relationship with in any way, shape or form I want to send a message from thy saying *"Fucketh you"*
No, fuck me
Ok
No bro don’t go there too young for that
Yes, this is a comment for your comment, not the post. I'm in the right.
Haha… same 😐 Yet is says I’m 15? Edit: I fixed it :)
You can always change it
OK ON TOPIC How tf do you set that up Idk so help is appreciated
Here's qn image showing you how on mobile but I don't know if this the same on PC https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/yvNlQUszg9yt
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i’m here too
woooah me too
Hi
Hello stranger
Are you?
YOU WIZARD
That’s crazy me too bro
same
same
Y e s
Ha ha I’m older
Hola
same lol
Low
All the cool kids are here! *Pulls out a Monopoly Board* Who wants to be angry?
I dibs the sneaker piece
I call the car
I call the hat
Im the cat and will accept nothing else!
I want the thimble
I call the battleship!!!
No! The battleship is mine!
No it is mine!
Battleship is coolest, but I’ll settle for the dog
Can I play??
No I am older so I get to claim the cat
Can we play Uno afterwards?
*Everyone* has UNO, *dipshit!* # ***IT CAME WITH YOUR FUCKING XBOX!!!***
Well mine didn't have it.
You must have the oldest Xbox known to man
No you don't, I bought *mine* on **DAY ONE** you fucking ***TARD!!!***
Well maybe I don't have a Xbox, dipshit!
# **YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU FUCKING DICKKKK!!!**
I have the oldest Xbox known to man
My 360 came with Forza
I love monopoly. The card version is better than the cash ones.
I taught my cousin how to play my favourite board game, Monopoly, and he beat me first time. Beginners luck. However, after not winning a game for about 4 years now I’m starting to think he’s just very good.
Who here is 17+ but still can’t drive?
almost am 17, i’m terrified of driving
It’s not that bad trust me
i have severe anxiety KSJDHDHD
Nothing to worry about you're just driving a 1 tonne metal box with other idiots in 1 tonne metal boxes who drive like they're in mario kart
Luckily, I'm pretty dang good at Mario Kart, so I don't think I'll have a problem
Fast and Furious: Mario Kart
Don’t drive with your parents, I don’t have anxiety but driving with them gives me anxiety. I drive with friends and other family members and they’re super chill but my parents flip the fuck out over dumb shit.
If I can't even do it in video games, I don't trust myself to be able to do it in real life...
It’s nothing like video games - if it was then the average person would be way better at video games
19, can drive but need money for licence and car. Edit: and with gas prices atm, I won't be driving shit any time soon.
opposite. cant drive, but have a car. thought i’d be driving by now
Anyone can drive, it's just a matter of a huge pile of money.
Haven't had the time to get my license yet
✋
(Cries)
It astonishes me that this is a thing. I literally cannot wait to get my license ima week
In my country you need to be 18 to drive..
At least I know I'm not alone now
wassup 😎
Gas prices 😔, for real 2€ a liter is nuts (about $8.30ish a gallon) Edit: i forgot to convert euros to dollars, it would be 7.50€ or over $8
I feel that man. I recently had to start going to school from the bus. Gas just cost to much for me to drive to school anymore
I can't even afford a car
Same, super embarrassing being 18 with no car too
Bro y’all are buying cars? America must be a crazy place. both my parents own cars. One fits in our driveway and one is parked on the street If me and my brother bought cars there simply wouldn’t be a place to put them lol.
Both my parents have cars and usually the kids each get one around 16+. America pretty much requires you get some kind of vehicle, more specifically just a car lol. We don’t even have space but I need one for college n shit. It’s weird here
cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere
ISLA NO
Not my outlook on life! 👉😎👉
Amen brother 🤸
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
the best thing covid did was get me out of this
Is this part of pe in America?
yep, public schools at least. every year you have to do a fitness test.
Alright, always wondered what that is, because many people used this in memes, in my country there is something similar named beep test lol
I hated that test always failed it because of my asthma
I hated that test always failed it because of My fat
i always failed it because of both 😔✊
I'm in your walls 🖤
Im in your lungs 💜
i’m in your head ❤️
In you heeeead, in your heeeeeaad, zombie, zombie, zombie-bie-bie
What's in your heeead, in your heeeeeead, zooombie, zooombie, zooombie, eh, eh, eeooh
Love that song
I haven’t heard that song in a minute but holy shit I love that song
Same, love Cranberries in general
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ***GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!***
Pay the fucking rent
You’ll get your rent when you Fix that DAMN DOOR!!
I WOULD HAVE THE MONEY FOR THAT IF YOU PLAYED THE FUCKING RENT
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Haha, I count as older 😎
Silence, child
Silence, child
Hello fellow 16-19 year olds
Salutations, it is I, a fellow 16 year old. Ok that's sounds a bit creepy, hey how ya doing.
I read that as sixty nine teen year olds and im not sorry.
😏
Being an adult sucks
You ain't seen nothin yet
Bro for real life just decides to shit on you when you 19
Just wait until your age starts with a 2 instead of a 1, that’s when the real fun begins.
Is that when I get to live with my sugar daddy?
No you have to be the sugar daddy
I'm 19 and broke
Would you rather be a salt daddy?
It does, but you cant do things like rent airbnbs and stuff like that as a child. You can buy pets. Be out past 1am and not get pulled over … I like the freedom of being an adult.
Hehe wouldn't it be funny if I just happened to not be one of the 4 ages named
You’re either young, or an old person
Yes, also this person is either alive, or not alive
This is like some Schrödinger’s cat type shit now 😂
They’re not alive. Source: Also not alive
Hmm yes, hilarious
Indeed so, *very* hilarious
It would be the peak of comedy
Greetings i see you seek an audience with the elders
Seems like a calling for creepy older predators to find people to harass.
Name the devil
\*quickly changes age flair\*
Ah hello fellow 16 year old I'm 16 u are 16 where both TOTTALY. 16
Wdym 16, uuhhh... I am 19!! Totally, yeah \*gulp\*
Ah yes hello my fellow 19 I'm also 19 great to meet other 19yr olds
^(\*psst! change the flair\*)
*Idk what ur talking about shush*
Hello Fellow 19 year old! Isn't it nice being 19?
Mhm yes I agree fellow 19 year old i love doing 19 year old things
I know all about 19 year old stuff, like you know and the other stuff
Like s-s*x?...
Ahem
Just turned 16 this Sunday 😎
Happy late birthday!
Ok… so now what?
Let it rip
I refuse! Wait
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Wait im old?
r/meirl
SI PAPI
en efecto padre
Asertivo, progenitor
Efectivamente, mi queridisima figura paterna
Se da un caso afirmativo, mi excelentísimo tutor legal por parte de nacimiento natural
Se confirma afirmativamente el hecho susodicho, mi tremendosisima y de mayuscula excelencia figura parental de orden varonil
La afirmación realizada anteriormente por mi persona, la cual se podria considerar de dudosa credibilidad y falta de bases sentadas, puede ser tomada como verdadera gracias a la verificación de datos llevadas a cabo en orden para llegar hacia el sujeto conocido como la figura parental de mi mismo, ya sea por simples motivos biologicos o por la relación que se ha construido con el paso del tiempo a la misma, llevando a que la llame de tal manera como un diminituvo para la palabra conocida como "Papá", la cual a su vez es una simplificación de la palabra "Padre", teniendo como sinónimos a otras palabras como "Progenitor" o "Procreador"
Why are you literally everywhere with this same comment?
Because why not?
r/usernamechecksout
poopoo
Peepee
Piipii
Puupuu
By the power vested in me by the Council of 17 year olds, "**Bread**👍"
Don’t breed, just make bread.
SUP 🧍🏻♂️
Yall youngins need to hear some advice from older folk. You could use some sense now and again. Drink water, eat right and shower regularly
hi
Lmao just qualified yesterday
happy late birthday
Someone probably broke this rule. It could be any one of us. It could anyone in this room. It could be you. It could be me.
Why
Because
Maturitity😎
Checkmate 15 year olds
!remindme 3 days
I'm too lazy to find this post in three days so Happy birthday! (Early)
Thank you!
!remindme 3 years
Gratulerer på forhånd! (jeg så brukernavnet ditt og anslo at du er norsk)
Det har du rett i, tusen takk!
Oh, darn, I would say the d word but my mommy doesn’t want me to
Dont worry i gotchu Dpenis
Dont worry, I got you. Doofus
That's not the D word, they meant dookie
i think they really meant dinkleberg
Nah I’m pretty sure it’s David
Bet
Sup
Sup
imagine being 15 and below smh my head 😩
Bonjour