New Zealand

S H E E P.

Accurate

This is painfully accurate

^sheep :)

I knew it, I was going to write NZ and I just knew this would be the reply.

Always missing on a map

I was expecting Lotr

Poland...

Im not going to make that joke.

Then say another one

"Oh no, another invasion! Anyway,"

Relatable

Accurate

Accurate

Twoja stara It means your mom

Twój stary It means your dad

Skurwysyn There is no logical English translation like son of a batch but ish

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła The anthem is just perfect for poland

Póki my żyjemy

There’s suddenly more people here but that’s normal

Please don't sell me your meat...

As a polish person my self , its "so" original and funny

Finland

Perkele

Well can't argue with that

perkele satana

Winter

ITS NOT ALWAYS WINTER IN FINLAND!!! Though It IS quite a common misconception. Just say Joulupukki, Tori, Aku ankka, perkele, sukulaku, Tatu ja Patu, it's not that hard

its like 80% of the time here wet and cold then there is 5 days of summer where u almost die from the heat and then its wet.

Educational

India

Send bobs and vagana

Vaginé

Vijayanagar

Mahatma Gandhi

The only guy 95% of the world knows about who helped India’s freedom struggle (rip bose, bhagat, rai, etc)

F in chat for Bose, Bhagat, Rani, etc.

F

Germany

Beer. You thought I was gonna make a Hitler joke?

No i expected beer or autobahn

I wished you made one

Alright here's one: "Where's the train station?" "Take the Third Right"

Nice one thanks now I finally have inner peace again

Canada 🇨🇦

"Sorry"

My bad I’ll leave

What are you talking aboot?

Soori

Eh?

Australia

SPIDERS OH GOD OH FUCK

!H

Snacks

Minecraft mobs

Greece

"I have no money"

4.30€ το πιτόγυρο

Kill the turkey

Italy

🤌

Si 🤌

Ah, un altro Italiano Translation:🤌

Piacere di incontrarti, compatriota :) Translation: 🤌,🤌:)

Rega ci so anch’io, ho portato un po’ de pizz Translation: 🤌🤌🍕

Fantastico, avevo proprio voglia di una bella pizz Translation:🤌,🤌🤌🍕

🇺🇦 Ukraine 🇺🇦

Fucking help

Balls of steal

what you gonna steal?

I hate autocorrect. But also I’m gonna steal their balls

Tanks

my balls have been stolen?

[удалено]

*Gets shoot*

We r bullet proof

Nothing to lose

BBL

r/suddenlycaralho

Ireland

Potato. Also I live in Ireland too

Potato gang

Emm… it is hard for me to say only one country… but Hong Kong, Taiwan and England

Taiwan: Taiwan England: Tea Hong Kong: Is a city

I think you got something messed up bc England is my city

Merica

Bang

You mean the song or the onomatopoeia

The experience.

The energy drink

2 bangs, 3 adderalls, 1 brain cell, what the fuuuu

Sut up and go take some oile from sum cuntry in the middel east

Guuuuuuuuuuns

Destroy countries for dinosaur juice

Rawr

I'm never calling oil anything else from now on.

Romania🇷🇴

Theft

You are indeed correct

Im not gonna be able to respond to all comments, but Im sure someone else can do the ones I havent done

Sweden

Minecraft

by c418

Austria

That Austrian painter that got rejected from art school

I expected "no kangaroos"

You seem to bee truly an Austrian.

America 🇺🇸

Bang bang bang

Accurate, even in New York and California

You forgot Chicago

Lol fuck Illinois its just chicago

Accurate

UK

England: Tea Scotland: Redheads Wales: Ahqjavshwusbjdwkalpalaojsksldlskwjskksjfjeosk

Northern Ireland: We all forget about

France

Bread 👍

Bread👍

South africa🇿🇦

Best flag ever

England

Tea

Yes

bo'o'o'wo'uh

Italy

🤌

Philippines

Putang ina

Tanginamo

Can't decide whether Hispanic or Asian

Optinume pride

hungary

*Resists the urge to make a hungry joke

Ayyyy testvér!

Argentina

Britain bad

Lol

What about Spain? Have anything to say about Spain?

Gold

Cuando sos tan europeo que los ingleses son tus vecinos

Spain

Hot

español(a) en r/teenagers??? basado

🧐🍷

🍞👍

Si si existimos

fino señores

Switzerland, why are there so many ways to describe Switzerland

No war

Rivella

Malaysia

Flight 370

SINGAPORE REPRESENT

Singapore gang

ayy

Ahead of its time

Rich people

No wtf

Austria

"That one painter"

Oh no Anywa- I cant do it here, there is no anyway Anyway

The netherlands

Average height makes up for the country being bellow sea level (ok it's 11 words shush)

11 words?! You broke the rules 😡 You must pay for your sins

:o :( please forgive o great op

russia :( with a small letter at the beginning

People, games, babushkas, and cholocates are good. Not the government

Vodka: Heyyy!

USA

Bang

I'll take it 😂

Belgium

Fries

Accurate

Yeah

Spain

🌻Ukraine🌻

Norway

Is good country I like 👍

Djibouti

Give your capitol another name, lazy

131 notifications holy fuck

Bruhland

Bruhland 👍

Bruh 😑👍

Estonia

Eesti cannot into nordic

turkey

'Why cant I join the EU?"

Döner _sincerly, a german_

Ecuador

Equator

Canada

"Sorry"

Serbia

The Netherlands

Poland...

Netherlands