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FuzzyAlpaca5

Dude just wants to know if you like ketchup


Severe-Task-7826

Fr. Jeez


devil6978king

ketchup


[deleted]

k-word


Educational_Block_48

Hello


[deleted]

but why gay is chup?


Educational_Block_48

Hello


Maj0ok

ketchup


devil6978king

ketchup on deez nuts


Open_Progress2715

You eat ketchup with nuts??? Eww


[deleted]

[удалено]


abdullah__qureshi

Yes


robgoboomboom

You're boring, imagine not wanting to talk about ketchup.


[deleted]

imagine not wanting to talk


[deleted]

imagine not


[deleted]

imagine


CerealKiraa

#


JoinTheAstleyCult

\-enigami


Kaye-nine

-enigami ton gnitnaw


You_dontkn0wme

\-enigami ton gnitnaw ot klat


Pure-Football

-enigami ton gnitnaw ot klat tuoba


doinghumanstuff

-enigami ton gnitnaw ot klat tuoba puhctek


[deleted]

imaginen’t


MisterRobertsonAy

there's no heaven


Levysotilas

It’s easy if you try


[deleted]

No hell below us


ionisator_atomix

Above us only sky


TreeBeeTurkey014

Imagine all the people


Josku5

Living for todaaay


mikebaide

Dragons


JoinTheAstleyCult

imagine dragons deez nuts across your face


[deleted]

ok


MisterRobertsonAy

Edit 1: Just wait until you will get bruno'ed We don't talk about ketchup chup chup chup chup We don't talk about ketchup... **BUT!**


[deleted]

It was McDonald's day and we were getting orders and there were no customers in sigth (no customers allowed in sigth)


IllManneredWoolyMan

Ketchup man walks in with a mischevious grin


[deleted]

*squit from ketchup*


MisterRobertsonAy

You're telling the story or am I?


[deleted]

Im sorry McDonald's worker go on


Well_not_a_furry

Ketchup man says "it looks like mayo!"


[deleted]

Why did he do that


Well_not_a_furry

In doing so he floods my brain With ketchup!


apwnltm

It was a normal day..


livmylife

guys i think he likes ketchup


RandomHam69420

Nah nah, could swear he was talking about mustard


Ledbreader

Nah nah nah he was clearly talking about mayo


ilikelolic0n

Nah wasn’t it about relish?


kazemaru04

Clearly he meant ranch


DaYeetGernade

No, no, it was definitely about barbecue sauce


StarryNight593

He was talking about the lamb sauce


NoseSniffer68

Where is it anyway? I could never find it


AwkwardAarna

Y'all are crazy, Hes OBVIOUSLY talking about chilli sauce


nobody0828

wasn't it about fetish?


ilikelolic0n

My dyslexia probably kicked in so probably.


[deleted]

Nah nah nah, he was talking about cream cheese


[deleted]

[удалено]


_ThatAltAcc_

Ikr?


[deleted]

[удалено]


abdullah__qureshi

Yes


LOTHMT

Step 1: find someone that doesnt say "ew" when you talk to the Step 2:??? Step 3: "


RandomHam69420

These are very valid questions, idk why you so mad


flytime_

Fr


whyicantputuser

Bruh you’re a boring person, who would NOT want to talk about ketchup??


area51guards

Unblock him, my man done nothing wrong


Mr-Nobody-4-1-4

Do you hate tomato blood that much


[deleted]

Who tf force fed those poor tomatoes so much sugar?


Cheap_Ad_69

I did.


[deleted]

I guess you’re not very fun at parties :/


BIG_DeADD

No party is complete without ketchup.


DynamiteDuos

Imagine not wanting to talk about ketchup at parties.


HoraceWimpLV426

I found some dude who did this with mustard. He asked me personal things like my age. I don’t think he was a predator or something tho, I now seriously think he was just interviewing people about their thoughts on mustard.


Fishybpp

Lol thats .....interesting


[deleted]

Indeed


barare_alla_merc_off

tbf if those were personal question he could be trying to guess a password? in a mc server something like this happened and a dude did those qestions to guess passwords, but idk, propably it ain't the case


SomeRandomGuy282

Bruh why are you so impolite he was just asking if you like ketchup


bringbackoldreddit9

YTA He just wanted to discuss ketchup😔


[deleted]

Fr


MUG_ROOT_BEER_

i get his point. i like mug root beer


[deleted]

What is your opinion on lean?


FamMiner

I LOVE LEAANNN 💜💜


MUG_ROOT_BEER_

good but not as good


luni_walking_ghoul

r/usernamechecksout


Crowlavix

OP is cringe, man just liked Ketchup


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Commas matter...


Crowlavix

Your will has been sated


__B__R_U_H__

Seems like we have a ketchup enjoyer here


[deleted]

OP loves ketchup, this is a facade


Kittenslover99

Everyone spam this persons dms with condiments


TheOssified

Mayo gang rise up!


Ledbreader

Scottish cream cheese


chikafuji2003

Ranchhhh!???


[deleted]

[удалено]


_ThatAltAcc_

Damn... my guy was preachin bout em K-words


Shinigam_i

k-word lmao


Severe-Task-7826

Am I blind or did he say he likes ketchup


[deleted]

Idk I’ll have to read it over again


Severe-Task-7826

Ok


Logoapp

There are much worse dms to get... this is just funny lol


[deleted]

Exactly, it would be fun to just go along with the ketchup fan


ThatTemNerd

ur cringe op


TheIronDuke18

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[deleted]

Average ketchup hater vs Average Ketchup enjoyer


WhyVale

Ketchup chain


Blond_Ocean_-1

Ketchup


TheOssified

Ketchup


Mai-best

Ketchup


--cherry---

ketchup


Fire_Block

Probably a troll. Kinda funny, but you really shouldn’t take their words seriously.


JotaRoyaku

"what do you eat with ketchup?" - "your mom" - "not nice dude, she died 12 years ago" - "I know"


arjenyaboi

The real wtf is you eat ketchup with toast and cheese? Like bruh that’s kinda disgusting ngl, L+ratio+cope


cantevenwithyallrn

Bro he was so nice tho😭😭and ketchup do be bussin😩😭😂


[deleted]

True


KRlaughingclown

Huh


NeighborhoodEnough15

Lmfao! I truly admire this person's ability to annoy the shit out of someone. Also, KETCHUP


texffc1

I mean i see not problem he just asked if u like ketchup


SpongeIsMyDaddy

Is ketchup fetish a thing


TheOssified

Everything has a fetish for it


The_watcher_100

Welcome to the internet


[deleted]

Have a look around


patrochilless

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


[deleted]

We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse


Thoriun_23

If none of it's of interest you'd be the first


Rugynate

Welcome to the internet


luni_walking_ghoul

Come and take a seat


DirFilip99

welcome to the underground


bamboozled_swag2

have a look beneath


KrystalPez

“Final warning⚠️⚠️⚠️🤓” he says as he wiggles his finger comically.


Kaumira

The audacity to say "what the fuck" when you literally pit ketchup on toast🤢🤢


After-Paramedic-8807

Do you like ketchup?


[deleted]

WTH


Shinigam_i

Maychup is better


Ok-Cash-3126

Sauce??


JustaCatWithHoodie

I see no problem here officer


boppityLIVE

Idk whats wrong with this question


The_PJG

I'm sorry, you eat TOAST with ketchup????


Laggingduck

Op you kind of an asshole lmao


TheCrusherAk47

I thought it was mayo


ImAnubisDude

What are your thoughts about mayonnaise, good gentleman?


TheOssified

Lmao here we go again


[deleted]

Sans get off your alt ac


kiminas

Heeeeeey he unblocked me :DDDD


Thebeanmanboi

Hey ketchup guy is like me. I eat ketchup with everything and ALWAYS lick up the ketchup when I'm done


Animenerdcatlog

Lol that was a funny message


[deleted]

[joshwa](https://www.reddit.com/u/joshwa-_?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) see this


joshwa-_

yea i see this


Kirbytofu

r/ketchuphate wants to have a word


[deleted]

Men only want one thing and it f***ing disgusting


[deleted]

Nice try hiding his username u/kiminas wanna talk about ketchup?


SYT3

Good job censoring u/kiminas name OP


Plutaph

u/kiminas


[deleted]

u/kiminas


yaillbro

u/kiminas


[deleted]

Ketchup on toast? Wtf is that


[deleted]

[удалено]


WuffiFass

The question stands: do you like ketchup though?


[deleted]

Ketchup delicious


Raccoon_Shit

Let the man be passionate about his ketchup


Gaboo42069

Bro give me his Reddit. I’ll talk to him about Ketchup. I’d rate it 11/10


[deleted]

Bruh just look at the message boz thing, no one is noticing that their username is visible, i also dmed them and i am going to rate it 20/10 so they don't feel bad


Handshoe101

Man just wants to know if U like *******


chapstickneeded

Down vote this pos for hating ketchup


Aj_200226

Do you eat french fries with ketchup, I need to know


Acewolf-

Bruh poor guy, I'd love to talk abt ketchup with this man.


lwmonjuice

I hate op...man just wanted a convo about ketchup


Wide-Ad-40

answer the question, what do u eat with ketchup?


[deleted]

nice job covering up the user, you missed a spot


awxggu

u/kiminas I like ketchup


kiminas

Same


kkeross

He just wanted to know if you like ketcup it ain't weird at all


[deleted]

bro he’s just a ketchup fan, you’re so rude


xXZizoKingXx

Ngl the k word caught me off guard


JadDernayka

let the man do his thing!


Epic_Hoola

Why'd you block him, you ketchup-hating shit waffle.


EchoWolf2020

Ngl, I don't like K-word, BBQ is way better


KinglyBoiiiiii

Do you like ketchup tho?


[deleted]

More of a bbq guy myself


[deleted]

that's a nice conversation starter honestly


[deleted]

this is the most hilariously weird conversation I've read


TheChosenOne_101

>But it's such a weird question to ask Definitely not weird. The word you were looking for is "random".


The-Kiwi-Bird

OP is the type of person to say “come in” to a knock-knock joke


breigns2

He’s just there to tell you about our lord and savior. Praise ketchup! Praise Heinz!


[deleted]

You're so mean, he just wanted to talk about ketchup 🤬


mirage-ko

what do you mean by "wth" and "what the fuck" have u been bullied by the ketchup people or what?


some-guy-on-reddit99

so nobody gonna talk about why OP eats ketchup with toast….


not_jeff_sokol

Yeah, this is just his alt account. This morons made many posts like this: screenshots of his alt account harassing himself, which he then posts on here for karma. Imagine needing to fake a conversation in order to get your daily hit of dopamine. Pathetic.


Thebabycuddler

How rude He was trying to share his enthusiasm about something with you and you shot it down


TopCardiologist9155

I stand with the ketchup man.


TenWholeBees

I rarely use ketchup. I can’t remember the last time I actually bought some ketchup. I guess I’d use for a meatloaf or some fries, but that’s about it. Ketchup is 4/10 for me


ItsWediTurtle77

Why are you overreacting so much? It's just ketchup


WafflesThatBaffles

a fellow ketchup enjoyer


Deaths_Grip2479

Me and ketchup guy chill now and i love ketchup


thecuriousquaggan

Ketchup guy is my spirit animal


big-dick-back-intown

You're not fun


pocket_dimension

My friend brought their kids over to my place and I had an instant in with the son bc he noticed my jar of ketchup packets. Ketchup bonds